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Elindale posted:Turns out the Wall isn't needed at all, summer is a lot cheaper and an equally effective way to keep the wights from
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Elindale posted:Turns out the Wall isn't needed at all, summer is a lot cheaper and an equally effective way to keep the wights from No more taxes supporting black brothers! Lord Ron of House Paul 312!
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# ? Mar 28, 2012 20:42 |
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I for one am sick and tired of these dirty icebacks hopping our wall and taking all our jobs
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# ? Mar 28, 2012 23:31 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I for one am sick and tired of these dirty icebacks hopping our wall and taking all our jobs Haha I got a mental image of a wildling just killing a castle smith and carrying on with his smith work in furs and skins as if nothing happened.
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# ? Mar 28, 2012 23:35 |
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*Ties a rock to a stick* Here's your castle forged steel, m'lord.
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Rape Jake. posted:Haha I got a mental image of a wildling just killing a castle smith and carrying on with his smith work in furs and skins as if nothing happened. Dolorous Edd is the only one to notice, but he doesn't say anything lest he have to replace the smith himself.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Arya and Bran are pretty much doing Mua'dib storylines at the moment anyway. And now that I've said that the GRReat One has now determined they must both die inconsequentially. Varys is singlehandedly playing the roles of Wellington Yueh and the Bene Gesserit.
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mind the walrus posted:That implies egological balance but I thought this was magic Fine, then magic makes the winter super-bad every once in a while, and you need a Wall then. Problem solved.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 02:05 |
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Rape Jake. posted:*Ties a rock to a stick* Here's your castle forged steel, m'lord. Hahahaha, this made me laugh really hard.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 02:08 |
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Fog Tripper posted:Varys is singlehandedly playing the roles of Wellington Yueh and the Bene Gesserit. So is Daenerys an Honored Matre?
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 02:12 |
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Azure_Horizon posted:So is Daenerys an Honored Matre? No, she finds them in Asshai, led by a secret Reyne.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 02:35 |
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Brandon m'lord, how will we stop this army of ice monsters? We'll build a giant wall of ice. It's their only weakness.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 02:40 |
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Elindale posted:Turns out the Wall isn't needed at all, summer is a lot cheaper and an equally effective way to keep the wights from A Wall To Nowhere.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 02:44 |
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When Westeros starts to industrialize will the wall melt due to global warming? I mean, obviously global warming isn't real in our world but I could see it being a thing in this fantasy universe.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 02:58 |
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Hot Dog Day #31 posted:When Westeros starts to industrialize will the wall melt due to global warming? I mean, obviously global warming isn't real in our world but I could see it being a thing in this fantasy universe. Global warming in this series will be caused by Dany's dragons.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 03:07 |
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Joramun posted:He who controls the lemon cakes controls the universe.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 03:16 |
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Didn't we say the Bad Thread would lock in solidarity with the non-spoiler shitshow in TVIV? Cuz they be spergin down there.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 03:21 |
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We say a lot of things.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 03:37 |
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whowhatwhere posted:We say a lot of things. It is known.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 03:56 |
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crazypeltast52 posted:Didn't we say the Bad Thread would lock in solidarity with the non-spoiler shitshow in TVIV? Cuz they be spergin down there. No. gently caress that thread, The Bad Thread is always open for business. You know what kind of business. But yeah loving amazing, they're sperging about "spoilers" from that loving video game. I don't even think that horrible thing actually had anything to do with the books. Oh I guess it mentions a country named Dorne which is somehow a spoiler. I don't even know. IRQ fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Mar 29, 2012 |
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Oh poo poo the second book is called A Clash of Kings? Son of a bitch, now I'm spoiled as to kings clashing! MOTHERFUCKING PUBLISHING HOUSES, don't they know the sanctity of my HBO-viewing experience?!
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 04:28 |
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Someone post that Dany will be showing a lot of boob this season. I wanna see if boobs are spoilers.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 04:39 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Someone post that Dany will be showing a lot of boob this season. Dany or Sansa?
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 04:46 |
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I was just reading post after post in that thread about how marvelous all the sets were and what geniuses everyone involved with the show is. Does the Hand's Tourney from last season count as a set, because if it does some of their sets sucked, especially the Tourney one, where it looked more low rent than a backyard wrestling federation. It looked like it had about the same amount of spectators as backyard wrestling would too. edit: I had to leave when I saw what I thought might be the beginnings of a debate over the "whiteness" of season 2. I lost my tolerance for this type of spergy, pedantic arguing over unimportant details during Walking Dead season 2 threads. savinhill fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Mar 29, 2012 |
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savinhill posted:I was just reading post after post in that thread about how marvelous all the sets were and what geniuses everyone involved with the show is. Does the Hand's Tourney from last season count as a set, because if it does some of their sets sucked, especially the Tourney one, where it looked more low rent than a backyard wrestling federation. It looked like it had about the same amount of spectators as backyard wrestling would too. God that was terrible. A 3 day tourney with the whole kingdom in attendance was turned into 2 jousting tilts with like 15 people watching. Meanwhile I've been to a ren faire where there was like 700 people and this was all dorks from a community college, not a multimillion dollar show.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 04:52 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:God that was terrible.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 04:59 |
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savinhill posted:poo poo, they could've just invited ren faire dorks to the set and used them as extras, probably wouldn't have to pay them either, they'd just be happy being ren faire dorks in a tailor-made ren faire dork setting. Monty Python and the Holy Grail had more/better sets and extras and it was literally made for less than the show spent breeding and training the direwolves which ended up being mostly cut out anyways because that stupid breed can't be trained.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Monty Python and the Holy Grail had more/better sets and extras and it was literally made for less than the show spent breeding and training the direwolves which ended up being mostly cut out anyways because that stupid breed can't be trained.
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savinhill posted:poo poo, they could've just invited ren faire dorks to the set and used them as extras, probably wouldn't have to pay them either, they'd just be happy being ren faire dorks in a tailor-made ren faire dork setting. Yeah, but the ren faire crowd would end up having grotesque sexual shenanigans the likes of which even HBO would have to cut out.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 06:22 |
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Joramun posted:Dany's dragons' breaths are probably hot enough as well to just sigh them to death. They account for global warming too.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 06:35 |
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Whats up c-bags. Has he started writ... hahaha oh.. ha.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 06:48 |
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Wait ... Let me see if i've got this right ... so Winter Comes every 6-40 years, right? ... And no one has seen the White Walkers in at least several hundred years, probably longer? And the Wall was (likely) built after the last White Walker invasion to "safeguard the Does this mean that the Wall has never actually been used in a fight (except against those hobo wildlings)?
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 07:05 |
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Rurik posted:Dany's farts. Was gonna make a lovely joke but you beat me to it. Don't discount mighty belwas' methane production either. I watched the making of GoT on the bluray and the work put into the sets is nuts, you guys are tripping. The tournament was lame though but hey, it could have been Camelot or Terra Nova. Finally, the character profile of K-Drogs was funny as hell. "To the dothraki whoevers got the longest hair is the biggest pimp, so check it out, thats me"
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 07:40 |
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Elindale posted:Wait ... Let me see if i've got this right ... so Winter Comes every 6-40 years, right? More or less. But the winter that the Others invaded on was a uniquely bitter one which lasted more or less until the Others were defeated. It was so terrible that people are manning the walls EIGHT THOUSAND YEARS after the invasion. Rapists and fuckups, sure, but still. It lasted "a generation", the world apparently decided to turn into night 24/7 and it took a guy who quenched a magical sword in his still-living wife's body to beat them back to beyond the area beyond the Wall.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 07:51 |
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Didn't want to ask this in the tviv thread and have it be locked or whatever but did they cast the mormont ladies yet or are they not going to be mentioned? Dacey rules.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 08:03 |
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Of course not. You can't have more awesome female characters on-screen! That would just make us even more bored with the non-Arya ones!
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whowhatwhere posted:Of course not. You can't have more awesome female characters on-screen! That would just make us even more bored with the non-Arya ones! Dacey is awesome though, sad she died and we got stuck with Brienne (jk brienne is cool too when not doing an impossible fetch quest).
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bigmcgaffney posted:Didn't want to ask this in the tviv thread and have it be locked or whatever but did they cast the mormont ladies yet or are they not going to be mentioned? Dacey rules. Yeah I was gutted *wink* when she got an axe buried in her tummy.
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# ? Mar 29, 2012 08:59 |
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hello bad thread, i figure i should come back here to coincide with the new HBO season. please rape me with lemoncakes to make me feel welcome, tia
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Dendra posted:hello bad thread, i figure i should come back here to coincide with the new HBO season. Bad thread? I thought we were the good thread.
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