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Rape Jake. posted:This thread is Lady Catelyn now? //oww poo poo what a terrible way to start a new page. Sorry.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Only the crows and Gurm won. Even Viconia, god of the bad thread fell
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 10:57 |
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And Norris apparently went to Skaggos because there was no more plot.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 11:02 |
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Dendra posted:Even Viconia, god of the bad thread fell This isn't Malazan, gods don't just die here. She'll return someday, with a new account. This comet-related prophecy says so!
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 11:45 |
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'...they will meet famous characters such as Jeor Mormont, the master of spiders Varys, or Cersei Lannister.' http://gameofthrones-rpg.com/index.php?rub=story The master of spiders, how exciting! Good to see that Cyanide are at least big fans of the series.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 12:29 |
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Jakabite posted:'...they will meet famous characters such as Jeor Mormont, the master of spiders Varys, or Cersei Lannister.' Can't wait for Varys to use his magic powers to cast spells such as spiderball, wall of spiders, spider's charisma and detect spiders (lawful).
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 13:05 |
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Comrade Question posted:Can't wait for Varys to use his magic powers to cast spells such as spiderball, wall of spiders, spider's charisma and detect spiders (lawful).
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 13:27 |
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Jakabite posted:the master of spiders Varys
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 13:30 |
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I actually believe that Varys has magical powers though.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 14:36 |
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Octy posted:So did we win or lose? Storms come and go, the big threads eat the little threads, and we keep on posting.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 14:38 |
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rodbeard posted:I actually believe that Varys has magical powers though. He shoots webbing from his gash.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 14:45 |
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So hey, I just reread Dance again, nobody actually believes that this is the real Aegon, right? It's obvious that Varys and Illyrio just found a Blackfyre bastard of a bastard who looked like the kid and gave him to Jon Connington to raise? I mean they emphasize the lineage of Golden Company so much that I can't see it being anything else. I bet he's actually Maelys the Monstrous's twin brother who survived the war of Ninepenny Kings. I expect this to be revealed in yet another Dragon roast moment. Anyone else like the fact that the dragons are actually developing distinct personalities too? I love how the two just started loving around in Mereen as soon as they were released with no intention of leaving until their mommy comes and gets them. too bad she's busy making GBS threads herself in the Dothraki sea DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Mar 30, 2012 |
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DarkCrawler posted:
I can honestly say that there is not a single thing about the last two half-books that I "love".
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 15:49 |
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DarkCrawler posted:I bet he's actually Maelys the Monstrous's twin brother who survived the war of Ninepenny Kings. Also note that Varys told Tyrion that he was born a slave in Lys in CoK. Illyrio told Tyrion in ADwD that the love of his life was a Lysene pillowhouse worker, Serra. Aegon Targaryen is could be Illyrio's son and Varys' nephew.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 16:25 |
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Awww, c'mon internet. Some jerkoff spoiled the Red Wedding for the Otaku Assemble / "they killed my nigga Ned" guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4dVpckgDs4 Watching him flip out was the highlight of Season 1, why deny us all the pleasure of his reaction to Storm of Swords? Thats what he gets for enjoying something on the internet, I guess.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 16:33 |
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Are we really starting a "Secretly-not-Targ" thing?Bizob posted:Awww, c'mon internet. Some jerkoff spoiled the Red Wedding for the Otaku Assemble / "they killed my nigga Ned" guy. He is waiting till HBO "finishes" the series before he reads the books. At what point is the series finished? When gurm croaks? Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Mar 30, 2012 |
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Bizob posted:Awww, c'mon internet. Some jerkoff spoiled the Red Wedding for the Otaku Assemble / "they killed my nigga Ned" guy. That's a shame, but at least he's trying to make the best of it. I'm surprised it took so long, though.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 17:08 |
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I love how the main characters for that RPG are a skinchanger and a red priest who eventually can use fire magic. Fog Tripper posted:I can honestly say that there is not a single thing about the last two half-books that I "love". Not even Frey pies?
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 18:45 |
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-problems-with-living-in-game-thrones-universe/ Lame comedy piece about AGOT but some of the comments are funny.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 19:57 |
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Bizob posted:Awww, c'mon internet. Some jerkoff spoiled the Red Wedding for the Otaku Assemble / "they killed my nigga Ned" guy. This was last year? Because I'm pretty sure I spoiled poo poo there Oh and I have no recollection of the first, I don't know, three quarters of clash of kings outside of shadow babby. So the show is going to be fresh for me. nuncle jimbo fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Mar 30, 2012 |
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Fog Tripper posted:I can honestly say that there is not a single thing about the last two half-books that I "love". I read the 1st 3 books again after finishing 4 & 5 and I was honestly taken aback by how swiftly the characters moved from one point to the next. I don't think I'll ever read the last 2 again.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 22:25 |
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el_brio posted:http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-problems-with-living-in-game-thrones-universe/ It wasn't funny (much like mostly everything on cracked) but the top of page two really nails it: "The Blonde Woman Who Leads the Badass Dothraki Is Boring and Terrible"
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 22:34 |
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Fog Tripper posted:He is waiting till HBO "finishes" the series before he reads the books. Nah, HBO knows how the series is going to end, The Gurm told them. In fact, it's probably be better for them if he died, since there's no way he'll finish the series before they catch up, and they're probably not allowed to act on his notes unless he's dead. Maybe they'll order a hit if they get up to there.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 22:52 |
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Has anyone seen a (relatively) good drawing of the tree guy that recruits Bran? I could not really picture him when I read that part.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 22:55 |
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http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/01/magazine/peter-dinklage-was-smart-to-say-no.html Peter Dinklage has apparently only read the first book. Looks like he'll be in for a wild ride over the next couple seasons. I hope he's ok with the way Martin handles the jousting dwarves...
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 23:03 |
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I'm sure he'll go through with it anyway, he's not the sort of person to fall short of what's expected
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 23:17 |
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Dendra posted:I'm sure he'll go through with it anyway, he's not the sort of person to fall short of what's expected Even if he did care about the plot or where his character is going I'm sure those concerns are dwarfed by the paycheck.
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 23:33 |
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Dendra posted:I'm sure he'll go through with it anyway, he's not the sort of person to fall short of what's expected Will he do his own stunts, though?
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# ? Mar 30, 2012 23:45 |
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I just can't wait until he finds out that Tyrion's big performance in the entirely of 2000 pages is to ride a loving pig whilst people throw coins at him. Yeah, that will really feel dignified no matter how many layers of irony and "the whole point is..." you throw on top of it.
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# ? Mar 31, 2012 00:02 |
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he gets the only dwarf role ever that includes a lot of tit grabbing and simulated sex across 2.5 seasons at least. That's a price I'd pay gladly.
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# ? Mar 31, 2012 00:07 |
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mind the walrus posted:I just can't wait until he finds out that Tyrion's big performance in the entirely of 2000 pages is to ride a loving pig whilst people throw coins at him. Yeah, that will really feel dignified no matter how many layers of irony and "the whole point is..." you throw on top of it. Hey, he somersaults down the stairs of a whorehouse too!
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# ? Mar 31, 2012 00:10 |
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Is Book 6 out yet?
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# ? Mar 31, 2012 00:18 |
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Ross posted:Is Book 6 out yet? Yep, nothing happens though don't worry.
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# ? Mar 31, 2012 00:27 |
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mind the walrus posted:I just can't wait until he finds out that Tyrion's big performance in the entirely of 2000 pages is to ride a loving pig whilst people throw coins at him. Yeah, that will really feel dignified no matter how many layers of irony and "the whole point is..." you throw on top of it.
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# ? Mar 31, 2012 00:51 |
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Your puns suck. That cracked.com article lists Bronn as dedicated and dependable and lumps him in with those other dudes. Guessing the author didn't really pay attention.
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# ? Mar 31, 2012 01:15 |
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IRQ posted:Even if he did care about the plot or where his character is going I'm sure those concerns are dwarfed by the paycheck. ^no such thing as a bad pun Ha ha "dwarfed" I don't remember CoK outside of shadow vagina, battle of the blackwater, and maybe the sack of winterfell so itll be fresh for me too, please no spoilers thanks in advance
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# ? Mar 31, 2012 01:16 |
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With ~~*Daaario*~~~ you can't tell where CoK ends and shadow vagina begins. And nothing is more ripe for awful puns than ASOIAF.
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# ? Mar 31, 2012 01:41 |
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Maytag posted:Your puns suck. Bronn is pretty dedicated and dependable so long as gold and power is involved.
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# ? Mar 31, 2012 03:25 |
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I just realized how poo poo season 2 will be. Vagina ninja... Arya kills a dude from a castle wall... Blackwater. Literally nothing happens unless you're a big fan of Dany doing nothing or Tyrion pushing pencils. This season will suck shitass balls.
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# ? Mar 31, 2012 03:29 |
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Well the first season was pretty bland so of course. I'm sure Tyrion pushing paper for episodes on end will have plenty of sexposition though. Honestly the most entertaining thing about the show is watching TVIV have multiple meltdowns every day.
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