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SyHopeful
Jun 24, 2007
May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man
Anybody remember Exit to Eden?

http://youtu.be/ukmJ0dkAVOA

Pros: 90s as gently caress, complete with Sadeness and Return to Innocence on the soundtrack, full frontal of Dana Delany (and yes, the carpets match the drapes) and lots of T&A, way corny.

Cons: Rosie O'Donnell in skimpy clothing, way corny.

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
My brother-in-law just posted a picture on Facebook of a mall directory from the 90s, which brought back a lot of memories. I think one thing from the 90s that doesn't really happen anymore is the whole idea of a "mall culture," kids don't really hang out at the mall in this day and age. Then again we have a tiny, lovely-rear end mall, so that just might be my area.

That reminds me, if you have archives, check out this thread where someone posted the diary of a really white-trashy teenaged girl circa 1993, which was found in a dresser at Goodwill.

edit: fixed url

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Buh
May 17, 2008
Treasure Mountain!
This :krad: educational game came out when I was 4. Had to climb all over a mountain snatching elves, solving riddles and collecting treasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8libUShcrE

Man the brain is weird. Apparently I had an irrational fear of the elves. I could not have told you that five minutes ago... but when they appeared in the video, I gave an involuntary shiver and a sense of dread came flooding back. My subconcious hatred has survived for something I haven't seen in 20 years...

I do remember being afraid of the other game in the series: Midnight Rescue!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCrEB73Mgrs
Oh god what if robots appear out of nowhere in the middle of the night what if that

Buh has a new favorite as of 00:58 on Apr 1, 2012

Rahonavis
Jan 11, 2012

"Clevuh gurrrl..."

FT posted:

Second best part (after Angelina Jolie) is obviously "RISC architecture is gonna change everything."

I watched the movie for the first time in 2002 and couldn't help but think that all of the heroes would have been on a government watch list five minutes in. I rather like the bit at the very end where they make the lights in a pair of buildings spell out "Crash" and "Burn". Yeah...

SyHopeful posted:

Anybody remember Exit to Eden?

Literally the only thing I know about this movie is Roger Ebert's review, where he basically says, "What in the loving gently caress?!?!?" over and over.

I don't think anyone has mentioned the books that blew my mind in middle school yet...?

Rasler
Dec 30, 2008

blaarghh posted:


The Magic Key with Biff, Chip and Kipper.

Oh my god. I had completely forgotten about this series of books until this moment. These books were a big part of the earliest days of my primary scool life.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Mechahamster posted:

I've never seen this, but my mind automatically fills in all the stereotypes just from seeing that picture.

From left to right:

Spoiled Girl, Friendly Jock, Bland Main Guy, Party Dude, Bland Main Girl with a will they won't they on/off relationship with Bland Main Guy, Clothes Obsessed Best Friend, Sassy Black Girl, Awkward Geek who gets to hang around with all these people for comedic purpose.


Pretty close. The third person to the left was kind of a villain/jock/AC Slater-before-he-got-nice type. I think his dad was captain of the ship. And of course the love interests rotated as the show went on.

Coffee And Pie posted:

My brother-in-law just posted a picture on Facebook of a mall directory from the 90s, which brought back a lot of memories. I think one thing from the 90s that doesn't really happen anymore is the whole idea of a "mall culture," kids don't really hang out at the mall in this day and age. Then again we have a tiny, lovely-rear end mall, so that just might be my area.

That reminds me, if you have archives, check out this thread where someone posted the diary of a really white-trashy teenaged girl circa 1993, which was found in a dresser at Goodwill.

edit: fixed url


Malls are still big where I live, but that's because it rains constantly (Pacific northwest) and we have built really amazing elevated subways (skytrains) to all the major ones. Entirely separate skylines are rising around them. e.g.

Burnaby's Metrotown mall (circled). Nothing was there in the 80s, now has a skyline that rivals every other city in western Canada besides Vancouver (distant top left).

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow

Coffee And Pie posted:

My brother-in-law just posted a picture on Facebook of a mall directory from the 90s, which brought back a lot of memories. I think one thing from the 90s that doesn't really happen anymore is the whole idea of a "mall culture," kids don't really hang out at the mall in this day and age. Then again we have a tiny, lovely-rear end mall, so that just might be my area.

It's your area. I know every Friday and Saturday my mall is still crawling with teenagers that hang out there all day.

Buh posted:

I do remember being afraid of the other game in the series: Midnight Rescue!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCrEB73Mgrs
Oh god what if robots appear out of nowhere in the middle of the night what if that

gently caress Midnight Rescue! The grey robot scared the poo poo out of me!

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

If you watched any kids show during the 90's, you've probably seen one of these commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9i39GENWU

I don't know why, but I always wanted to actually watch it just to find out what the hell it was about.

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Best show ever.



Also, Jesus Jones did not suck. Shut up Family Guy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s_UjdsMoPk

Sir Prancelot
Mar 7, 2008

:h:Knight of the
Rainbow Table.:h:

NienNunb posted:

If you watched any kids show during the 90's, you've probably seen one of these commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9i39GENWU
"Muzzy? What the Hell's a Muzzy, I don't remember tha- :stonk: Aaaaagh, Satan! Returned from the depths of my darkest nightmares! Nooo!"

Hobo By Design
Mar 17, 2009

Hobo By Intent or Robo Hobo?
Ramrod XTreme

Sarah Barracuda posted:

Oh my God, thank you so much for this one. Beyond the Mind's Eye completely blew me away. Even though I didn't really "get" it, the visuals and music were just captivating enough that my brother and I literally wore that VHS out. I haven't seen any of it since.

Wow, I have actually never heard anyone talk about/reference these despite them being a very fondly remembered part of my childhood, and probably had a big influence on my musical tastes. There's a DVD release but unfortunately it's not of very good quality. Some of the videos have subtle changes, one was totally redone, and an extra one was added.

Miranda
Dec 24, 2004

Not a cuttlefish.

madlilnerd posted:


Ace of Base.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjJwqDa1QVI

Thank you I love you! Man I knew all the words to the album I had. Love them.
And thank you to whoever reminded me of Savage Garden.

melon cat
Jan 21, 2010

Nap Ghost
Hey guys I downloaded the new demo for 'Afterlife' that game where you can heaven and hell here's the site I got it from:

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
RALLY J

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS_lD9_Ur3g

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Coffee And Pie posted:

I think one thing from the 90s that doesn't really happen anymore is the whole idea of a "mall culture," kids don't really hang out at the mall in this day and age. Then again we have a tiny, lovely-rear end mall, so that just might be my area.

A lot of malls have iron-fisted rules regarding people under the age 18 so this may contribute to a decline in the number of kids hanging out there. The two malls by me have a "CODE OF CONDUCT" sticker on every door, including "groups of 4 or more minors will be asked to disperse or leave the property," because clearly any group of kids larger than 3 are a gang. Sometimes I wonder if management is trying to put the mall out of business.

Aberlien
Feb 12, 2011

I am a doctor. This is science.

Coffee And Pie posted:

My brother-in-law just posted a picture on Facebook of a mall directory from the 90s, which brought back a lot of memories. I think one thing from the 90s that doesn't really happen anymore is the whole idea of a "mall culture," kids don't really hang out at the mall in this day and age. Then again we have a tiny, lovely-rear end mall, so that just might be my area.

The 90s did give us this glorious game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MX2hxmfx_Q

Yes, I owned it. Yes, it was awesome.

PurplieNurplie
Jan 14, 2009
I don't even know how I'll put this into context, but here's another show that was pretty dumb and also 90s as gently caress.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N34MmqmxqD0

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp

Geoj posted:

A lot of malls have iron-fisted rules regarding people under the age 18 so this may contribute to a decline in the number of kids hanging out there. The two malls by me have a "CODE OF CONDUCT" sticker on every door, including "groups of 4 or more minors will be asked to disperse or leave the property," because clearly any group of kids larger than 3 are a gang. Sometimes I wonder if management is trying to put the mall out of business.

Literally no mall I've ever been in has rules anywhere even kind of close to that. Though, I don't think we ever had any kind of mall culture, even in the 90s, where I grew up. The mall was used for shopping, power-walkers, and pretty much nothing else. No clue how the food courts stayed in business.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
SCOOOOTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RneoccuJwY

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF7wOhSzJL0

Although maybe Scooter is TOO campy even for the pilled up rave culture of the 90's. I've been on a huge 90's kick lately watching all the brilliant old comedy shows too.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Lasher posted:

SCOOOOTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RneoccuJwY

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF7wOhSzJL0

Although maybe Scooter is TOO campy even for the pilled up rave culture of the 90's. I've been on a huge 90's kick lately watching all the brilliant old comedy shows too.

Is that....is that Eminem?

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

melon cat posted:

Hey guys I downloaded the new demo for 'Afterlife' that game where you can heaven and hell here's the site I got it from:



I had an email at happypuppy.com from the moment the dial-up moment began tot he day it ended. Those were the good days. I was @happypuppy.com. There was a website there, it's gone now.

Aristurtle Records
Jun 9, 2006

live at random, live as best one can
Mighty Max!



This one was my favourite

madlilnerd
Jan 4, 2009

a bush with baggage

Lasher posted:

SCOOOOTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RneoccuJwY

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF7wOhSzJL0

Although maybe Scooter is TOO campy even for the pilled up rave culture of the 90's. I've been on a huge 90's kick lately watching all the brilliant old comedy shows too.

I don't remember which song it was, but I swear he did one with the best line ever: "Respect to the man in the ice cream van". Indeed Scooter, respect that Mr Whippy.

Angrykraut
Jul 23, 2004
I saw mousetrap posted earlier, but I didn't see Fireball Island:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujgywX-z9c

Also, I think Simon has been around for a while longer, but I remember this playing a lot in the 90's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVGWfPUka-o

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

NienNunb posted:

If you watched any kids show during the 90's, you've probably seen one of these commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9i39GENWU

I don't know why, but I always wanted to actually watch it just to find out what the hell it was about.

My middle school German class used the Muzzy tapes to teach us German. We even had to act out all the skits and the teacher video taped them. This would have been around '94.

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


Angrykraut posted:

I saw mousetrap posted earlier, but I didn't see Fireball Island:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujgywX-z9c

Holy poo poo, Montaron did toy adverts?

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Owl Island posted:

Here's something that I bet very few people remember.
Motherfuckin' "Yikes" pencils.
These things were the poo poo when I was a kid. They came in all kinds of patterns and colors, but the ones most popular for me were these:


If I recall correctly, they sharpened poorly and were poo poo to write with, but that funky oversize eraser on the end of it just made up for it all.

They came in packs of four and I remember the picture on the front was a cartoon of some dreadlocked dude, surrounded by cheesy 90's slang stuff ("kickin' erasers blast pencil trash!") in the aforementioned "scribble" writing font.

I just did some searches for them and there's an unopened pack on Ebay going for $50. Holy crap.

I was just about to make a post asking if anyone remembered these because when I usually ask people they don't have a clue.

Interesting that in the US they were Nickelodeon. Over here in the UK they were just plain old Yikes!.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I'm watching the old TMNT cartoon, and just the loving term "Dimension X", even totally removed from context, is about as 90s a term as I can think of.

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011



Ahaha the last guy to show up in the credits is actually named Sheldon Turnipseed. Who the gently caress names their kid that?


Aristurtle Records posted:

Mighty Max!



I totally had this, that shark was rad.

Deegan
Dec 12, 2008

Devil Wears Pravda posted:

I remember in 1993 I had turned 16, got my license and was rolling in my 1987 Ford Taurus with Kenwood speakers, Bazooka Tube in the back, and Alpine head unit blasting this:

K7 - "Come Baby Come"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbd2PBO3k6w

Awesome.

Is your name David and were you my best friend in High School? We also played "Baby got Back" by Sir Mix A-Lot on repeat. We had a lot of good times didn't we? :shobon:

We never quite got that door molding back on straight.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Kalos posted:

Literally no mall I've ever been in has rules anywhere even kind of close to that. Though, I don't think we ever had any kind of mall culture, even in the 90s, where I grew up. The mall was used for shopping, power-walkers, and pretty much nothing else. No clue how the food courts stayed in business.

Did "Mall Culture" actually exist in real life? This may sound stupid but I never really saw any evidence of it at the time. I'm wondering if it was TV convincing us to go so we'd spend money.

Ninja Toast!
Apr 22, 2009

Frankston posted:

I was just about to make a post asking if anyone remembered these because when I usually ask people they don't have a clue.

Interesting that in the US they were Nickelodeon. Over here in the UK they were just plain old Yikes!.

Originally they were just yikes I'm pretty sure, towards the end of their run I think Nickelodeon bought them.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Anyone remember this guy?

Slavik
May 10, 2009

Frankston posted:

I was just about to make a post asking if anyone remembered these because when I usually ask people they don't have a clue.

Interesting that in the US they were Nickelodeon. Over here in the UK they were just plain old Yikes!.
I seemed to end up with a pack of Yikes pencils every year and always disliked that they used to snap so drat easy. They wrote very smoothly thoughly.

Couple of Childrens game shows, UK ones though I think the US had their own versions:

Fun House
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDLkbjfgSeU
I think it was one of the better childrens game shows for prizes, and the rounds always looked a lot of fun involving bungess, gunge, collecting and throwing messy things around on inflatables (though the go kart were so drat slow) And I didn't know anyone who didn't want to go in the Fun House at the end for all the prizes. Better than Christmas!

Just look at that Mullet! Good ol Pat Sharp (UK host)

Run the Risk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKbds_MkTY8&feature=relmfu
Another messy game show, lots of weird rounds, lots of gunge, running around and banter from the hosts (note Shane Richie from Eastenders fame). Always had a different and quirky final round making the teams dress up and complete an obstacle course or something. Used to be shown as part of Going Live!/Live & Kicking when Saturday mornings were filled with one long show. 3-4 hours of kickass childrens TV.


Finders Keepers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=137iNha13Bs
Nothing like a game show where you just trashed the place looking for clues and prizes, I always wondered if anyone if the crowd got wacked with flying debris and felt sorry for whoever had to clean up the place.


I've seen mentions of the show Art Attack posted a few times but not many links to the Big Art Attacks that were done in every show. Here is my favourite Big Art Attack, they were always great but I remember this one was a big deal in the papers when it was done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co7etYXOMAc Loadsa Money! 250k in 10 pound notes!

madlilnerd
Jan 4, 2009

a bush with baggage

Slavik posted:

Couple of Childrens game shows, UK ones though I think the US had their own versions:

How could you forget the classic that was Get Your Own Back? It ran from 1991 to 2003 and was a staple of my childhood. Basically children competed against each other and their own parents for the chance to chuck their parents in a big pool of goo.

Before they were thrown into the gunge, they were cranked up for extra height.


There was also 50/50, but I didn't like that one as much. It pitted schools of kids against each other and was somehow really crappy and kind of boring to watch.

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Z-Magic
Feb 19, 2011

They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.

Slavik posted:

I've seen mentions of the show Art Attack posted a few times but not many links to the Big Art Attacks that were done in every show. Here is my favourite Big Art Attack, they were always great but I remember this one was a big deal in the papers when it was done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co7etYXOMAc Loadsa Money! 250k in 10 pound notes!

I heard from a friend that Neil Buchanan is really into swinging nowadays. Can't confirm it though.

In the 90's Cantona was the poo poo (20 years later and he still is)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdhvp-iYR3s

Popcorn
May 25, 2004

You're both fuckin' banned!
This is what Buchanan is doing now:



http://www.marseilleonline.co.uk/

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.
I just remembered a super 90's kid gameshow that aired on The Family Channel: Masters of the Maze - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWXuurOcfEo - Look at those loving costumes.

And the show that aired with it, Maximum Drive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR2ibPf9W-E

Slavik
May 10, 2009

madlilnerd posted:

How could you forget the classic that was Get Your Own Back? It ran from 1991 to 2003 and was a staple of my childhood. Basically children competed against each other and their own parents for the chance to chuck their parents in a big pool of goo.

Before they were thrown into the gunge, they were cranked up for extra height.

I thought about it, but couldn't remember the name! Cheers, watching a few clips now :)

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Groundskeeper Silly
Sep 1, 2005

My philosophy...
The first rule is:
You look good.
I watched the first 3 Scream movies today. I wish the second two stayed as 90's as the first one. What a stupid like sub-genre of horror movies Scream started.

Angrykraut posted:

I saw mousetrap posted earlier, but I didn't see Fireball Island:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujgywX-z9c

Anyone remember a game somewhat similar to this where the board is like a contoured map of some canyons or mountains or something and the player pieces were little trucks? There were these lakes in the middle that you could fill with water, and if your truck stopped on a sloped spot it might roll into the lake.

edit: nevermind, it was Crash Canyon

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