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Could Scott Tunstall be George R.R. Martin's pen name?
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I thought Stephenie Meyer was GRRM's nom de plume?
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Apr 1, 2012 12:42
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Octy posted:I thought Stephenie Meyer was GRRM's nom de plume? Stiegg "RAPE RAPE RAPE" Larsson is my guess.
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Apr 1, 2012 14:44
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you guys I just remembered there are a whole bunch of people watching that show and expecting all the gay dragon bullshit to be relevant and stuff hahahahahahaha
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Apr 1, 2012 17:09
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Maytag posted:Your puns suck. He's dedicated to money and you can depend on him to back you up if you're paying him well.
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Apr 1, 2012 17:17
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Intel&Sebastian posted:He's dedicated to money and you can depend on him to back you up if you're paying him well. And noone else can outbid you. So be the Iron Bank or a Lannister and he will be loyal to a fault.
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Apr 1, 2012 17:19
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nuncle jimbo posted:you guys I just remembered there are a whole bunch of people watching that show and expecting all the gay dragon bullshit to be relevant and stuff The gay dude is going to be the most important character in the show for one episode and then die. I really can't wait for the gay blogs to throw the biggest shitfit ever. So to them I say: WILD CARDS
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Apr 1, 2012 17:27
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crazypeltast52 posted:And noone else can outbid you. So be the Iron Bank or a Lannister and he will be loyal to a fault. better stick with Iron Bank, Tyrions a Lannister. But he did at least give him a chance to put in another bid. Edit: and yes I am mightily heartened that everyone in the show thread is hot for Renly.
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Apr 1, 2012 17:28
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Intel&Sebastian posted:He's dedicated to money and you can depend on him to back you up if you're paying him well. Well, he's more dedicated to his life. But money comes as a close second...
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Apr 1, 2012 17:31
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Tony Danza Claus posted:The gay dude is going to be the most important character in the show for one episode and then die. Are we sure Stannis isn't gay as well? He only has sex with his fire-priest mistress when he needs her to make shadow babies, otherwise he lets her bed get cold up at the Wall...
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Apr 1, 2012 17:33
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DarkCrawler posted:Well, he's more dedicated to his life. But money comes as a close second... 
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Apr 1, 2012 17:35
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Tony Danza Claus posted:The gay dude is going to be the most important character in the show for one episode and then die. the gay dude gets killed by a vagina demon no less, I mean jesus
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Apr 1, 2012 17:36
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nuncle jimbo posted:the gay dude gets killed by a vagina demon no less, I mean jesus And a woman is framed for it by his gay lover.
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Apr 1, 2012 17:41
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nuncle jimbo posted:the gay dude gets killed by a vagina demon no less, I mean jesus 
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Apr 1, 2012 17:44
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The beloved gay dude is killed by a vagina demon, Cat and Brienne are blamed, Joffrey wins. TVIV is going to poo poo its big stupid diapers, and bloggers are going to boycott HBO. WILD CARDS shall feast on the internet's buttfrustsration.
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Apr 1, 2012 17:54
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e: This season of the show will suck, but seeing TVIV put all its eggs in the Renly basket is the best thing to ever be associated with GRRM. e2: dammit
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Apr 1, 2012 17:57
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When did they start going all-in on Renly? The previous spoiler-free thread, or this one? Because I've gotta read that now.
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Apr 1, 2012 18:04
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whowhatwhere posted:When did they start going all-in on Renly? The previous spoiler-free thread, or this one? Because I've gotta read that now. The newest thread is a complete ~~Renly~~ circlejerk. It's loving hilarious. That, and they think Syrio is alive. 
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Apr 1, 2012 18:09
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whowhatwhere posted:When did they start going all-in on Renly? The previous spoiler-free thread, or this one? Because I've gotta read that now. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3474258&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=10#post402077921
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Apr 1, 2012 18:26
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Renly is the Harvey Milk of Westeros. 
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Apr 1, 2012 18:38
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This is great. I mean Renly won't even be the biggest upset this season.
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Apr 1, 2012 18:42
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Tony Danza Claus posted:That, and they think Syrio is alive.
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Apr 1, 2012 18:45
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Factor_VIII posted:To be fair, I wouldn't put it past GRRM to have Syrio suddenly appear out of nowhere in a later novel (in an alternater reality where more ASOIAF books come out). The Meereenese knot was actually because GURM had Syrio Forel in hiding as a slave trader who was searching for Arya.
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Apr 1, 2012 18:49
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geeves posted:The Meereenese knot was actually because GURM had Syrio Forel in hiding as a slave trader who was searching for Arya. Braavosi don't deal in slaves, he has to be a wine or date merchant.
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Apr 1, 2012 18:55
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geeves posted:The Meereenese knot was actually because GURM had Syrio Forel in hiding as a slave trader who was searching for Arya. He helps Daario~ escape and they form a buddy cop team to take the Iron Throne for themselves.
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Apr 1, 2012 19:55
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Gaffney Roundup: Kim Bauer rules, show is pretty great, Renly is a boss, Hunger Games movie was good, gormless a great term for Jon. Think I'm caught up. Edit: Also, I enjoy the "Conventions tell us Syrio will either be shown dead for shock or shown alive for a twist. Don't tell me otherwise." And there was a quip that Jaime would have chop off his right if he wanted a challenging fight. bigmcgaffney fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Apr 1, 2012 |
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Apr 1, 2012 20:31
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Tony Danza Claus posted:
Oh, you take that humor back, motherfucker. 
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Apr 1, 2012 20:57
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Syrio facechanges into Red Ronnet (lol) Nameingtonshire.
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Apr 1, 2012 21:11
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It's funny that you guys think Renly is the only gay person in this series.
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Apr 1, 2012 21:35
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Contra Calculus posted:It's funny that you guys think Renly is the only gay person in this series. The GRRM LGBT Community: • Renly • Loras • A giant host of lesbians
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Apr 1, 2012 21:38
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Tony Danza Claus posted:The GRRM LGBT Community: I'm p sure Hot Pie is gay with Gendry.... okay seriously though I got nothing. All I know is that you forgot Dolorous Edd.
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Apr 1, 2012 21:42
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Tony Danza Claus posted:The GRRM LGBT Community: 
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Apr 1, 2012 21:43
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Tony Danza Claus posted:The GRRM LGBT Community: To be fair (and I'm not defending Gurm's OMG LESBIANS misogyny here), there's also (probably) Jon Connington, and I'm beginning to think Brynden Blackfish might be gay too.
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Apr 1, 2012 21:43
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Urdnot Fire posted:To be fair (and I'm not defending Gurm's OMG LESBIANS misogyny here), there's also (probably) Jon Connington, and I'm beginning to think Brynden Blackfish might be gay too. Oh poo poo I forgot about those two. Blackfish doesn't exist in the TV show though and we still have like 3 seasons before we get to Jon whothefuckisthisguy Connington.
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Apr 1, 2012 21:45
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Contra Calculus posted:Oh poo poo I forgot about those two. Blackfish doesn't exist in the TV show though and we still have like 3 seasons before we get to Jon whothefuckisthisguy Connington. I really loving hope Blackfish shows up this season. You can't just leave out the best Tully! 
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Apr 1, 2012 21:47
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I'm worried that the new season will suck every time I hear they're adding non-book poo poo to it, especially considering some of the absolutely horrible screenplays that Benoiff guy has written. He even made Achilles suck.
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Apr 1, 2012 21:51
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kcroy posted:
This seemed relevant once again.
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Apr 1, 2012 21:57
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Contra Calculus posted:I'm p sure Hot Pie is gay with Gendry.... okay seriously though I got nothing. All I know is that you forgot Dolorous Edd. loving Gendry. Another character that looks like he'd be interesting and potentially epic. Yay, he went back to being a loving blacksmith. gently caress you, gurm.
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Apr 1, 2012 22:34
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Fog Tripper posted:gently caress you, gurm. e:TVIV thread countdown is t-minus 3 hours.
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I hope someone brings up the Bechdel test again. That was loving hilarious last year. I love that people base how feminist something is off a made-up test from a loving webcomic.  it's so adorable.
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