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Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

Bocc Kob posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi-iKhNvqjI

Why do I have no memory at all of Sting arriving via helicopter?! :aaa:

This had the great scene of Bischoff doing his Marcel Marceau man in the box mime.

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzH8jggxod0

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control

Japan is loving crazy.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
That post is invisible on my iPhone.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzYIfHtyTEw&feature

"Marty from Hill Valley asks"

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Via Darkstar on the twitterbox: The sweetest thing of the week, featuring CM Punk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T5S4z4O61c

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! :3

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

Gonzo McFee posted:

Via Darkstar on the twitterbox: The sweetest thing of the week, featuring CM Punk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T5S4z4O61c

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! :3

Was hoping for Bryan to run in with the YES!.

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!
The way Punk annoyed while saying "this guy just proposed to his girlfriend" is hysterical. ".....She said yes...."

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Bocc Kob posted:

Why do I have no memory at all of Sting arriving via helicopter?! :aaa:

You can make fun of WCW all you want for wasting money, but at least they were able to drop a guy into the ring week after week without killing him.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzYIfHtyTEw&feature

"Marty from Hill Valley asks"

Also Scott From Chicago and Gabe from Philadelphia.

Scotty Goldman (Colt Cabana) and ROH's former booker Gabe?

These were all fixed questions because all WWE got asked about was the size of Batista's dick.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Punk is a great man.

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)
Ever wondered what would happen if a college football show had a pro wrestling theme for a week? Wonder no more!

http://youtu.be/sw_fi7moelY

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
It's Punk's bus! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU6IOm0_vTY&feature=relmfu

Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo

El Gallinero Gros posted:

It's Punk's bus! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU6IOm0_vTY&feature=relmfu

If I win the MegaMillions I'm getting myself a bus like that. Or just paying CM Punk to chill with him and Kofi on the road for a while.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Before Wrestlemania, me and my friends are going to watch this thing. Featuring Kevin Nash, Jimmy Hart and Dave Foley, it looks like something pulled out of my dreams, only my dreams have far better production values.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Gavok posted:

Before Wrestlemania, me and my friends are going to watch this thing. Featuring Kevin Nash, Jimmy Hart and Dave Foley, it looks like something pulled out of my dreams, only my dreams have far better production values.

Holy mother of god.

That Ignorant Sap
Nov 20, 2010

YOU AIN'T LOOKIN' AT A
BUNCH OF RHINOS, HERE.

Gavok posted:

Before Wrestlemania, me and my friends are going to watch this thing. Featuring Kevin Nash, Jimmy Hart and Dave Foley, it looks like something pulled out of my dreams, only my dreams have far better production values.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

That Ignorant Sap posted:



Backwards, deal with it written underneath.

I am insanely jealous of that Punk bus. I want to watch 1997 Raw with him.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

"You don't have to leave, but you can't stay here."


-CM Punk



Truly a philosopher.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Gavok posted:

Before Wrestlemania, me and my friends are going to watch this thing. Featuring Kevin Nash, Jimmy Hart and Dave Foley, it looks like something pulled out of my dreams, only my dreams have far better production values.

Actually the production values are decent. It's a nice looking movie with good monster makeup (with exception to Cyclops). The best performances were done by Witch Bitch (Courtney Rush!) and Frankenstein (Kurrgan).

It's a terrible movie. Bad storyline, bad fights and only one good kill. They do these set up scenes which are supposed to be in modern day but with peasants running around. Worse of all is the ending, which tries to trick you into seeing a sequel featuring a zombie Kevin Nash vs. Frankenstein Kurrgan.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

El Gallinero Gros posted:

It's Punk's bus! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU6IOm0_vTY&feature=relmfu

This is the worst episode of MTV Cribs I've ever seen

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


With that Wrestlemania news, here's that amazing video of Brock Lesnar destroying half the planet to the tune of the Requiem for a Dream song.

That has me thinking. What are the best wrestling-based music videos on YouTube? Off the top of my head, there's:

Lesnar/Requiem
DDP/TNT
CM Punk/Dr. Horrible
Chris Benoit/No Bravery

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Gavok posted:

CM Punk/Dr. Horrible

I still think this one is pretty terrible.

Benoit/No Bravery is amazing. th3rd also did a phenomenal John Morrison video with the Doors and the Beatles.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7rTy__sFM

I've tried and failed three times to watch this "intense" promo without bursting out laughing.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Skinty McEdger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7rTy__sFM

I've tried and failed three times to watch this "intense" promo without bursting out laughing.

Hahaha holy poo poo Low Ki is so bad.

The fact that he literally said "look into these deep, dark brown eyes"...that's when I lost it.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Low Ki has never ever been a good promo. In the early days of ROH he'd cut the same promo every show almost ver batim.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

weekly font posted:

Low Ki has never ever been a good promo. In the early days of ROH he'd cut the same promo every show almost ver batim.

But still, holy poo poo

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
The only time he was useful as a character was when he was bullying Jay Lethal and his family. And I honestly can't think of too many great Lo' Ki matches that don't involve either Lethal, Joe, or Danielson.

Cracky
Feb 11, 2007

are you one of those guys who likes big fatties and the big fatties have got big fatty dildos in their nose and they barf and they barf and its so gross.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ATVk9ZbqQ

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



El Gallinero Gros posted:

The only time he was useful as a character was when he was bullying Jay Lethal and his family. And I honestly can't think of too many great Lo' Ki matches that don't involve either Lethal, Joe, or Danielson.

KENTA you fool!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I haven't seen that match, but it follows the trend of him only being able to have engaging matches with guys I like much more than him. Ki had the balls to say he doesn't consider Danielson and Punk legit champions on some radio show recently; his logic was that they aren't being booked in the main event, so they're "paper champions". Between that, his sloppiness as a worker, and his inability to treat wrestling like a normal worker and not some bullshit hyrbrid shoot, I really don't have much respect for the guy. The guy stiffs comedy workers, for fucks' sake.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

They look like they had so much loving fun, that owns.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I haven't seen that match, but it follows the trend of him only being able to have engaging matches with guys I like much more than him. Ki had the balls to say he doesn't consider Danielson and Punk legit champions on some radio show recently; his logic was that they aren't being booked in the main event, so they're "paper champions". Between that, his sloppiness as a worker, and his inability to treat wrestling like a normal worker and not some bullshit hyrbrid shoot, I really don't have much respect for the guy. The guy stiffs comedy workers, for fucks' sake.

Goddamn, I seriously think Low Ki's head is farther up his own rear end than HHH's when you factor in the "done poo poo to what he thinks he's done" ratio.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Goddamn, I seriously think Low Ki's head is farther up his own rear end than HHH's when you factor in the "done poo poo to what he thinks he's done" ratio.

I just wish for once someone would book him against a guy who would murder him.

Does Kensuke Sasaki still wrestle? gently caress it, just use his American brother Scott Steiner.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control

This is essentially what my house was like during the Punk/Jericho match and Cena/Rock match. It was fun as gently caress.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VuL8kLz8HA&t=530s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_a_UZs3HbY

The KGB Man
Mar 27, 2010

The danger zone of sweetness.

hahaha that guy was about to have a stroke during that match. Looks like good times.

I want to believe that whenever someone imagines what a wrestling fan is, this is what they picture.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Hahahaha, those are fantastic. Power Stunna is hilarious.

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA
Power Stunna uploaded footage of him watching an illegal stream. Brilliant.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
We should applaud Chilly for uploading his reaction.

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