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Intel&Sebastian posted:It lets a few characters project their feelings about what they think is about to happen....but I'm still saying: it's a comet. What possible actual impact could it have on the story that isn't mega-ridiculous?
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I don't mind if Syrio was an agent looking for promising talent, though it seems awfully coincidental that she meets up with another one so soon, but he'd just better not be alive.
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Apr 2, 2012 23:17
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The books said the comet was getting closer? I may have missed that. It's so great watching the non-spoil threads debating who will win the iron throne in epic battles and political intrigue....aaaaaand after 5 books it's Tommen. And all he wants to do is play with some cats.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:The books said the comet was getting closer? I may have missed that. Who wouldn't want to play with Ser Pounce?
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Intel&Sebastian posted:It's so great watching the non-spoil threads debating who will win the iron throne in epic battles and political intrigue....aaaaaand after 5 books it's Tommen. And all he wants to do is play with some cats. Nobody ever suspects Tommen. He sneaks up on you like that. Learned it by chasing kittens around the castle. To be fair, he's probably been the best ruler the kingdoms have had so far in the books.
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Apr 2, 2012 23:23
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Intel&Sebastian posted:And once again now that I've said this the GURM has re-written the end of the story to have the comet be a space targ returning to claim his space throne. 
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Apr 2, 2012 23:29
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Joramun posted:What happens when cats catch the laser pointer.
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Apr 2, 2012 23:31
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Tommen really does have it all for a while, decent advisors who just need his rubber stamp, cats to play with all day and the authority to do so, Margaery all up on his tiny weiner, crazy mom in jail.
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Apr 2, 2012 23:34
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Tommen really does have it all for a while, decent advisors who just need his rubber stamp, cats to play with all day and the authority to do so, Margaery all up on his tiny weiner, crazy mom in jail. Abusive older brother dead, Great-Uncle being nice to him, kickass Grandma-in-Law.
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Apr 2, 2012 23:36
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Urdnot Fire posted:Abusive older brother dead, Great-Uncle being nice to him, kickass Grandma-in-Law. Is Loras teaching him to lance too? Plus Ser Robert Strong is his bodyguard.
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Apr 2, 2012 23:38
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I think Loras got sent to Dragonstone before they started training but yeah, that kid knows how to king it up.
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Apr 2, 2012 23:39
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crazypeltast52 posted:Is Loras teaching him to lance too? Plus Ser Robert Strong is his bodyguard. That's right! And Qyburn's there to make whatever impossible things he could want!
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Apr 2, 2012 23:40
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Tommen: future Rheagar?
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Apr 2, 2012 23:41
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crazypeltast52 posted:Tommen: future Rheagar? Tommen's too happy a kid to become as emo as Rhaegar.
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Apr 2, 2012 23:47
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quote:he's much too much of an interesting character to die of infection or accident in Robb's camp If that's what they think about characters dying, then that thread is going to be amazing next season :3
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Apr 2, 2012 23:50
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Now I really want to buy a Tommen av, but he doesn't have a scene with Ser Pounce yet.
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The tviv thread is closed again! Someone mentioned a riot happens, in spoiler tags. Ohhhh noooooooo!
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Intel&Sebastian posted:The books said the comet was getting closer? I may have missed that. In the Game of Thrones you either win or your die. Or just kind of mull around for a while doing nothing of importance. That works too.
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I wish Margaery was all up on my tiny weiner (figuratively of course, I follow the strict guidelines of the Seven and choose to wait for marriage, or maybe for an indeterminate amount of time afterwards like Renly)
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So The Hedge Knight is pretty good. Why can't HBO just scrap Game of Thrones and put Dunk and Egg onscreen?
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Apr 3, 2012 00:47
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Book 7 will be 100 pages long and will end with an extinction-level comet event.
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Ross posted:Book 7 will be 100 pages long and will end with an extinction-level comet event.
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Joramun posted:"Winter is coming" refers to the global ice age brought on by the impact of the comet. Cracked me up that in the first episode of the book 2 series winter was, indeed, coming. And by the end of the 5th book, I think it got a little bit chilly you guys oh no
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The next book is clearly all about winter and it will be out any day now.
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crazypeltast52 posted:Is Loras teaching him to lance too? he shouldn't if they ever want an heir 
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I couldn't have imagined Shae as being more annoying than in the books, but there you go.
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Octy posted:So The Hedge Knight is pretty good. Why can't HBO just scrap Game of Thrones and put Dunk and Egg onscreen? They'll do a miniseries while they wait for Winds of Winter to come out. Wait that'd be loving awesome. Do it, you assholes.
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empty sea posted:I couldn't have imagined Shae as being more annoying than in the books, but there you go. "I love the smell of cum." Octy posted:So The Hedge Knight is pretty good. Why can't HBO just scrap Game of Thrones and put Dunk and Egg onscreen? Because it would be too good.
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crazylakerfan posted:Found an awesome gem in the non-spoiler TVIV thread: Robb beats Joffrey, Renly is king of the south, Arya gets safely home to Winterfell with Syrio, and Jaime never changes. I love your doe-eyed innocence, you Bambi-rear end TVIV chumps.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Robb beats Joffrey, Renly is king of the south, Arya gets safely home to Winterfell with Syrio, and Jaime never changes. Rains of Castamere should play at the start of every episode.
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crazypeltast52 posted:Rains of Castamere should play at the start of every episode. Who says it isn't?
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Tony Danza Claus posted:I love your doe-eyed innocence, you Bambi-rear end TVIV chumps. I was one of those chumps last season. The HBO viewer's guide had enough hints in it for me to come up with the idea that Jon Snow was Rhaegar's son with Eddard's sister, and I thought I was the cleverest bastard for coming up with it. I was probated for my speculation, and was pretty bummed out because I figured I had been spoiled because of it. I broke down and read all of the books during the break, and was pretty upset to find out that nothing ever really comes of Jon Snow's parentage. After finishing AFFC and ADWD, I felt empty inside, like I had been cheated of my time and money. Then I started reading the Bad Thread, and everything made sense again. Now I look at the people in the TVIV No-Spoiler thread, and am filled with happiness and sorrow. Happiness, because I am no longer a part of that mess, and sorrow, because I read their speculation and anticipate their utter disappointment. No, wait, sorrow is the wrong word--more like, joy. The Rains of Castamere will be made up of the tears of the posters in the TVIV No-Spoiler thread.
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bigmcgaffney posted:I'm surprised that Dolash guy hasn't just gone and read all the books, given his predilection to overanalysis and walls of text. He's pretty on point regarding a lot of it though. Oh no, if GRRM fans can't handle a few new characters in a prologue just imagine what Malazan stuff would do to them.
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Blind Sally posted:After finishing AFFC and ADWD, I felt empty inside, like I had been cheated of my time and money. Pretty, pretty, preeeeeeeeeee-tay much.
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GRRM hates us all. ADWD was him punishing us for having the audacity to want him to finish his lovely rape-fiction cookbooks. Truly it is the people who saw season 1 episode 1 and thought "this is loving stupid" who are wise.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:GRRM hates us all. ADWD was him punishing us for having the audacity to want him to finish his lovely rape-fiction cookbooks. That reminds me, which one of you did this: quote:1. Absolute Fucker 169 up, 4 down
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Urdnot Fire posted:"I love the smell of cum." That whole exchange was the stupidest loving thing. Like almost as bad as the Littlefinger lesbian sexposition dump scene in the first season.
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IRQ posted:That whole exchange was the stupidest loving thing. Like almost as bad as the Littlefinger lesbian sexposition dump scene in the first season. Genuinely terrible. Normally I don't mind the show's, uh, deviations but that one just felt like some kind of committee effort to sound gurmulent.
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