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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Space Gopher posted:

Yes, you could shoot a SAM at it. Missiles like the Standard are designed to hit cruise missiles and low-flying aircraft; from the missile's perspective, a ground-effect craft is just an airplane that happens to be flying very low.

And the Standard is perfectly capable of being fired in a surface-attack mode anyway. US ships flipped a half-dozen at an Iranian corvette during Praying Mantis, ripping the superstructure up really good and doing enough damage for it to eventually sink.

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Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

priznat posted:

The question is, if they did detect it what could they do about it? Can standard missiles intercept stuff that low? Can harpoons hit a target moving that quickly?

Could be the best defense would be the 5" gun in that case. Only problem is that would be well within range of whatever surface to surface missiles it had on board and could let rip.

(not counting if there was air defense up at the time)

It was made to launch this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moskit , which has a 120km range and travels at mach 3. Still, a Hawkeye I would imagine could spot one from further than 120km out, at least nowadays. Would still probably be hard to intercept one that far out though.

e. The other thing is that I'm pretty sure the ekranoplane was meant more for operating in the black sea, so it probably wouldn't be tasked for attacking carrier groups, but more for smaller surface ships, and then making it enough of a threat that we wouldn't try sailing a carrier group into the black sea. Against smaller groups of ships I bet it could have been fairly effective.

Dr. Despair fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Apr 3, 2012

LavistaSays
Dec 25, 2005

The problem with this thought exercise is that if the ruskies were sending out ekranoplan's, there's gonna be a lot of other poo poo flying around, missiles of all types going off, aircraft of sorts at all altitudes etc.

Figure that doctrinally the sovs wanted to have a heavy-lift ekrano design for transporting armored units quickly, and ekranoplan carried armor would be some of the most rapid deploying and mobile in the world. So if they are being used, the bear is rolling its tanks out across Europe or wherever the gently caress, and poo poo is going down.

They would probably be used to place heavy armor, right at the onset of conflict with other traditional airborne or air asssault forces. Instead of your tanks taking days to get to the front, you're spearheading with heavy armor integrated to your force, a mere hours after invasion. Tanks in places tanks shouldn't be in yet. Huge force multiplyer.

So yeah our guys would be kind of busy fighting ww3, maybe some would probably get through just fine, not even factoring the fact that the Russians would be protecting the gently caress out of the things. Probably preemptively bomb the poo poo out of whatever corridor they planned on transporting the ekrano-borne armor through, plus escorts.

daskrolator
Sep 11, 2001

sup.

Mr. Despair posted:

It was made to launch this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moskit , which has a 120km range and travels at mach 3. Still, a Hawkeye I would imagine could spot one from further than 120km out, at least nowadays. Would still probably be hard to intercept one that far out though.

e. The other thing is that I'm pretty sure the ekranoplane was meant more for operating in the black sea, so it probably wouldn't be tasked for attacking carrier groups, but more for smaller surface ships, and then making it enough of a threat that we wouldn't try sailing a carrier group into the black sea. Against smaller groups of ships I bet it could have been fairly effective.

Interestingly enough the US bought a number of KH-31s, which are smaller variants of the moskits (but similar characteristics otherwise), in the mid 1990s and retrofitted them into aerial targets.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

LavistaSays posted:

They would probably be used to place heavy armor, right at the onset of conflict with other traditional airborne or air asssault forces. Instead of your tanks taking days to get to the front, you're spearheading with heavy armor integrated to your force, a mere hours after invasion. Tanks in places tanks shouldn't be in yet. Huge force multiplyer.

I'm not sure what the plans were, but the Soviets also developed the world's largest hovercraft. It looks like something Cobra would use for invading. (I learned this through Wings of Russia, which has an entire episode devoted to Russian hovercraft and wing in ground effect vehicles.)

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
It seems like a major doctrine of Soviet military vehicle production was "find every possible niche and fill it, comrade".

Truly a spectacular ecosystem of military equipment, that's for sure.

grover
Jan 23, 2002

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Gatac posted:

Odd question: does anyone know how hard it is to detect an ekranoplan in ground effect flight? I imagine going low is good against radar im general, but I don't know poo poo about how low you'd have to be to dodge a modern naval radar setup.
The horizon itself is going to reduce detection range vs surface radars, but modern radar can see tanks, trucks, and small boats, so I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not going to be too tough. Especially for pulse-doppler radar where the 200+mph blip stands out like a sore thumb.

meatbag
Apr 2, 2007
Clapping Larry

priznat posted:

It seems like a major doctrine of Soviet military vehicle production was "find every possible niche and fill it, comrade".

Truly a spectacular ecosystem of military equipment, that's for sure.

Are you claiming the ZIL-2906 was a niche and not the future of non-wheeled vehicles? :colbert:

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Haha, I love the video for that. I want one for the commute on snow days. Never buy another snow tire!

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I think the two major roles for Soviet hovercraft and whatnot were arctic operations and the Black Sea.

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008

Nebakenezzer posted:

I'm not sure what the plans were, but the Soviets also developed the world's largest hovercraft. It looks like something Cobra would use for invading. (I learned this through Wings of Russia, which has an entire episode devoted to Russian hovercraft and wing in ground effect vehicles.)

Every cold war video should have hell march as background music. Every. Single. One.

BarkingSquirrel
Sep 12, 2008

by Smythe
I love Zubrs. I modeled one years ago for a BF2 modding team, unfortunately nothing came of it :(

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Slamburger posted:

Every cold war video should have hell march as background music. Every. Single. One.

Hell March is really good for May Day.

Only works for the Soviets, though. Americans get this, but the videos aren't nearly as cool.

e- Basically wars should be fought with wrestling entrance music.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Apr 5, 2012

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.
The fact that certain large military powers still hold mass formation marching as an attempt to show military might is amusing.

yes, you have many warm bodies who are very disciplined.
Just one of those sensor fused munitions would be capable of destroying combat units of massed infantry in less than a minute. but thats ok, 10,000 people looking left and saluting at once sure does make a dictators SRBM fueled and ready for launch.
That said, some of those female chinese soldiers have really pretty faces, in a mass march video i recently saw on youtube. Something more scary about a beautiful woman who probably fanatically hates what i belive in than a male soldier, which fits the archtype im used to.

And im sure everyone who is a regular in this thread knows the Sovs would fly over red square, out of LOS, and circle back for a pass in the same direction as the first, to make it seem like there were endless waves of bombers.

Raw_Beef fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Apr 5, 2012

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Counterpoint: you guys bought those SFWs instead of, say, healthcare.

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.
The entire thread is dedicated to the 50 year waste of money and lives that was the cold war.

The original content of this post was poorly thought out and i choose to remove it.

Raw_Beef fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Apr 5, 2012

omgLerkHat!
Dec 7, 2003

Raw_Beef posted:

The fact that certain large military powers still hold mass formation marching as an attempt to show military might is amusing.

yes, you have many warm bodies who are very disciplined.
Just one of those sensor fused munitions would be capable of destroying combat units of massed infantry in less than a minute. but thats ok, 10,000 people looking left and saluting at once sure does make a dictators SRBM fueled and ready for launch.
That said, some of those female chinese soldiers have really pretty faces, in a mass march video i recently saw on youtube. Something more scary about a beautiful woman who probably fanatically hates what i belive in than a male soldier, which fits the archtype im used to.

And im sure everyone who is a regular in this thread knows the Sovs would fly over red square, out of LOS, and circle back for a pass in the same direction as the first, to make it seem like there were endless waves of bombers.

So in other words we should have military parades of physicists, technicians, aeronautical engineers, and nuclear scientists. A vast parade of :science::science::science::science:.

I like it.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

omgLerkHat! posted:

So in other words we should have military parades of physicists, technicians, aeronautical engineers, and nuclear scientists. A vast parade of :science::science::science::science:.

I like it.

I was going to get into a stupid sematic derail but then this came up. This is awesome please do this tia.

Also Raw_Beef you should probably sober up before posting next time.

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.
Us "good guys" nations dont tend to hold military dickwaving parades. We do have lots of air shows with units like the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds, but ive never heard of an army unit driving its AFVs down main st and the citizens hailing our conquering legions.

its all good forums terrist, i recsinded my inflamitory opinions. we can continue to discuss poor budget priorities of all nations, aka the military industrial complex.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Raw_Beef posted:

And im sure everyone who is a regular in this thread knows the Sovs would fly over red square, out of LOS, and circle back for a pass in the same direction as the first, to make it seem like there were endless waves of bombers.

The really amusing thing (to me, anyway) is that they knew that we knew this, so they would take that into account if they really wanted to make a point to the Western air attaches who were inevitably watching. Best example I can think of is with the Tu-4, where they knew we knew they had interned 3 B-29s during the war, so they had three fly over, figuring that the Western dudes watching would think it was just the three they had interned, but then they had a fourth one fly over right behind the first three and :smug: AW poo poo SON THAT'S RIGHT WE COPIED YOUR BOMBER :smug:

CanAm
Jan 4, 2009

Eh.

Alaan posted:

Do Sidewinders have a minimum altitude they are programmed to work with or will they just merrily go after hot things at low levels? I'd imagine a missile up your engines would not be a happy day for you.

Modern Sidewinders have AGM capabilities, but then again, they now run off of super-smart "point your helmet at it and it dies" technology.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Parthenogenocide posted:

Modern Sidewinders have AGM capabilities, but then again, they now run off of super-smart "point your helmet at it and it dies" technology.

I'm not 100% sure this is actually the case. They've demonstrated the capability on the -9X, but as far as I know none of the end users have chosen to push that particular software upgrade out to their missile stockpile...but I could be wrong with that because I've been out of the loop for a couple years. The reason the air to ground upgrade works is that the -9X has an IIR FPA seeker, as opposed to the older seeker on the legacy Sidewinders.

Here's legacy:



Here's the -9X:



And here's what the -9X sees:



Since this has turned into a -9X post, I'll link this video again. Pretty impressive compilation of what the -9X is capable of...the last Lufbery Circle shot is nuts. And thus we see why WVR fights where both sides have off-boresight missiles and helmet mounted sights rapidly devolve into a furball where everyone dies.

thesurlyspringKAA
Jul 8, 2005
Also a 9-X is relatively expensive, and its dedicated anti-aircraft warhead would totally be wasted in an air-ground role, especially when there are cheaper and more effective weapons available.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

thesurlyspringKAA posted:

Also a 9-X is relatively expensive, and its dedicated anti-aircraft warhead would totally be wasted in an air-ground role, especially when there are cheaper and more effective weapons available.

Which is why I don't believe any of the end users have pushed the software upgrade out...like you said the annular blast-frag/continuous rod warhead is very optimized for getting a fatal hit against relatively thin skinned aircraft, and the whole idea is just a really niche thing. Cool that the missile can do it due to the IIR FPA seeker, but not really a vital military use.

Here's what an annular blast-frag warhead looks like when it low order detonates:

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Raw_Beef posted:

Us "good guys" nations dont tend to hold military dickwaving parades. We do have lots of air shows with units like the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds, but ive never heard of an army unit driving its AFVs down main st and the citizens hailing our conquering legions.


Well....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMNPR4X5Nqo

I always liked the French prancing about their tanks yearly, regardless of the nationalistic nuttiness.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

omgLerkHat! posted:

So in other words we should have military parades of physicists, technicians, aeronautical engineers, and nuclear scientists. A vast parade of :science::science::science::science:.

I like it.

No. Robots.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

AlexanderCA posted:

Well....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMNPR4X5Nqo

I always liked the French prancing about their tanks yearly, regardless of the nationalistic nuttiness.

Foreign Legion pioneers @ 0:31. It's a pretty cool sight watching them coming last in the parade (they always march slow for some weird reason), there's a huge gap between them and the preceding units and it's quiet for a while..until you hear them singing in the distance. Also they do not divide their ranks to get around the Triumph Arch because they shall never be divided again :black101:

The legion may be a semi-expendable army for post-colonial ventures, and extremely homophobic and violent and wood-rigid and what have you, but drat if they ain't good for a breath of refreshingly stale air in the modern age.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

omgLerkHat! posted:

So in other words we should have military parades of physicists, technicians, aeronautical engineers, and nuclear scientists. A vast parade of :science::science::science::science:.

I like it.

A bit late, but don't forget the accounting types who are handling the logistics. All of that hardware running around to dramatic music isn't worth poo poo if nobody can figure out how to get gas to it. :)

Chiming in mostly to say that I love this loving thread. Thanks to all of you for taking me back to my childhood obsession with bad "dad lit" books and plane and tank models.

fuf
Sep 12, 2004

haha
You guys might like this collection of ww2 kodachrome photos.

http://pavelkosenko.wordpress.com/2012/03/28/4x5-kodachromes/

fuf fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Apr 5, 2012

daskrolator
Sep 11, 2001

sup.
DoD has been testing Aim-9X for air to ground applications but it's more of a "like to have" capability in an otherwise highly unlikely mission scenario. They're nearly 5 times as expensive as Hellfire, which is the premiere AGM at the moment and much less effectiveness given its warhead isn't designed for ground targets.

The now cancelled NGM program, which was to set to replace AMRAAMs, had similar requirements where they wanted some kind of AGM capability. Again the question of effectiveness comes into mind but if it were a soft target susceptible to any small amount of damage, such as radar installations, then it could have a mission. I don't think that's worthy enough to invest into it only because you have bigger problems if radar installations are still targets.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

daskrolator posted:

I don't think that's worthy enough to invest into it only because you have bigger problems if radar installations are still targets.

Eh, I'm sure Iyaayas or someone else in the know will correct me if I'm wrong, but I see it more as the airplane version of something like super-rudimentary BUIS on a red dot or see through scope rings on a sniper rifle or the like. Does it work as well as the real deal? No. Is it intended to ever be used as a primary weapon system? No. Is it still a really nice tool to have available in case poo poo goes sideways and all you've got on immediate hand is a relatively specialized weapon that is now of at least minimal use? Oh hell yeah.

Maybe not in Iraq 2.0 or Afghanistan or anything, but I could see that kind of situation in a war where we have enough of a credible air threat to be flying planes around with sidewinders on them - poo poo, this doesn't even have to be a war with China scenario, think the first few days of the Gulf War. Bad firefight with guys pinned down and dying and all that's on hand in a 15 minute window is some loitering air superiority asset, or something.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

iyaayas01 posted:

Since this has turned into a -9X post, I'll link this video again. Pretty impressive compilation of what the -9X is capable of...the last Lufbery Circle shot is nuts. And thus we see why WVR fights where both sides have off-boresight missiles and helmet mounted sights rapidly devolve into a furball where everyone dies.

The missile doing a complete 360 was pretty out there. :aaa:

Myoclonic Jerk
Nov 10, 2008

Cool it a minute, babe, let me finish playing with my fake gun.
This B-52 just turned 50! :toot:



. . . and it's the youngest airframe we have. :corsair:

wkarma
Jul 16, 2010
We've been playing with A2G sidewinders for quite a long time. Here's a pic from 1971 of an 9L test at China Lake



There's also the Sidearm antiradiation missile that swapped the seeker but otherwise was a standard sidewinder.

9x is an annuar blast frag warhead which is basically an 8pounds of plastique wrapped in shrapnel pipe bomb, so it can be effective against soft ground targets.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

AlexanderCA posted:

Well....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMNPR4X5Nqo

I always liked the French prancing about their tanks yearly, regardless of the nationalistic nuttiness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujpllo5ZDiI

This is loving Ireland, one of the least imperialist countries on earth. The United States not doing the marching thing is a rarity because hey, precision guided munitions are loving expensive and dudes with Steyrs are cheap.

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.
Speaking as an American who respects our military, i've just always found it unessicary for us to have tank parades.
Most port cities have a "fleet week" or something, and like i said the Blue Angels do buzz around the skyscrapers of almost every major city at least once a year.
They sail a babby carrier or sometimes a real full sized nuke in to Seattle for a week and its just so cool seeing it moored up on my way to work, all the young saliors running about trying to find pussy and booze, go get em boys.

But a big massed formation march tends to be the sign of an insecure military, imo. We know the m1a2 can kick your rear end, we dont need to parade them around to convince ourselves we have a strong army.

Case in point: the french are hardly "good guys" in my book, judging their actions post wwII. Theyre still trying to assert some colonyesque power over northern africa. didnt they want Nato to help them in Algiers?

I'll admit we (USA) has chosen to create several needless conflicts in the past 40 years, but i blame the congress and the presidents, not the armed forces themselves.

hell, the conservative media had to organize to get an iraq and afghanistan veterans appreciation parade recently. The offical government was very resistant.

Forums Terrist, you keep alluding to wasteful spending on high tech weapons vs low tech forces of yesterday.
What is the return on investment on a division of infantry vs the two or three SFMs it would take to render said division combat inneffective? All those men need to be trained, equipped, fed, and maintined during peace time. Theyre constantly cycling new soldiers in and out, meaning the infantry force will be requring just as much upkeep and maintenence costs.
Buying a few SFMs at 400k a piece aint cheap, but they are probably designed to have a longer shelf life than your average 11b's contract, so the investment lasts longer.
You seem to be advocating everyone fight at parity, because next gen weapons are a detriment to society as a whole.

Raw_Beef fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Apr 5, 2012

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Raw_Beef posted:

Speaking as an American who respects our military, i've just always found it unessicary for us to have tank parades.
Most port cities have a "fleet week" or something, and like i said the Blue Angels do buzz around the skyscrapers of almost every major city at least once a year.
They sail a babby carrier or sometimes a real full sized nuke in to Seattle for a week and its just so cool seeing it moored up on my way to work, all the young saliors running about trying to find pussy and booze, go get em boys.

But a big massed formation march tends to be the sign of an insecure military, imo. We know the m1a2 can kick your rear end, we dont need to parade them around to convince ourselves we have a strong army.

Case in point: the french are hardly "good guys" in my book, judging their actions post wwII. Theyre still trying to assert some colonyesque power over northern africa. didnt they want Nato to help them in Algiers?

I'll admit we (USA) has chosen to create several needless conflicts in the past 40 years, but i blame the congress and the presidents, not the armed forces themselves.

hell, the conservative media had to organize to get an iraq and afghanistan veterans appreciation parade recently. The offical government was very resistant.

get the gently caress out of the COLD WAR AIRPOWER thread with this LF poo poo no one cares what you think about parades

Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.
thank you for that well thought out reply, i shall reflect on it deeply.
(youre a dick)

Military parades have a direct link to the cold war. Im glad you have the ability to speak for everyone, it must be amazing to be you.

Raw_Beef fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Apr 5, 2012

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Raw_Beef posted:


Case in point: the french are hardly "good guys" in my book, judging their actions post wwII. Theyre still trying to assert some colonyesque power over northern africa. didnt they want Nato to help them in Algiers?

I'll admit we (USA) has chosen to create several needless conflicts in the past 40 years, but i blame the congress and the presidents, not the armed forces themselves.

Wait, what?

So. . . . French in Vietnam/indochina and Algeria = they're the bad guys.

US in Vientam, Panama, Iraq x2, Afghanistan, etc = we're the good guys.

And somehow this is OK because the "french military" is what got them into their conflicts while with us it's just "lovely congress and presidents."

Seriously, go read a book on the Algerian War, then read up on the French involvement in VN. If I'm reading your argument correctly you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

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Raw_Beef
Jul 2, 2004

We know what you been up to and my advice on that little venture is to pack it in. It won't work. It will all end in tears.
Since i know your rep as the ultimate tfr military historian, i will defer to your expertese.
I'm not making any argument other than my own opinion which as you more constructively pointed out, is objectively wrong and uninformed.
there was a time when one could post on the internet without needing to be a historian and cite sources and footnote every sentance. I think it could be defined as a "casual discussion"

I dont think the french are 'bad guys', they just have blood on their hands much as the USA. Im just american so i default to my side being the good guys.

Since my daily life is probably more blue collar than you Cyrano, please forgive me for not having a college education in 20th century post colonialism.

Would it be innacurate to say that the french have something of a chip on their shoulder about their loss of status? That is more what i was thinking.
I do not articulate well sometimes.

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