bobkatt013 posted:That is due to him never going to a nascar race and he never watches youtube. He also does not have a myspace page. No, I meant the IRL shitstorm about the anti-teabagger protest signs a few years back.
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Soonmot posted:No, I meant the IRL shitstorm about the anti-teabagger protest signs a few years back. I know I just wanted to mock Frontline that awful awful comic
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I can get behind that sentiment.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 00:52 |
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TheHan posted:Just saw this cover to Batgirl. Clearly there is a life vest in her suit that's inflating there.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 15:04 |
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I don't know what's going on with her right arm but it would literally touch her knees if she stood up straight.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 09:04 |
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al-azad posted:I don't know what's going on with her right arm but it would literally touch her knees if she stood up straight. Isn't that what she's looking at? She's drowning and being attacked by her own monster arm.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 14:50 |
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I like how this is one of the few depictions of incorrect overly-done muscles on a FEMALE that's getting attention. Every other time it's the usual suspects of Liefeld and similar 90s superstars injecting bubbly steroids into everything from the delts to the pecs to the weird ribbed muscles on the ribs.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 15:05 |
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Mister Roboto posted:I like how this is one of the few depictions of incorrect overly-done muscles on a FEMALE that's getting attention. Watch out Batman! You have genital warts on your ribcage!
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 16:46 |
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It's actually a great look for Batman. That'd strike fear into the hearts of anyone.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 18:10 |
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Wait, how isn't that a Liefeld drawing?
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 18:36 |
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DJ Turbo Punch posted:Wait, how isn't that a Liefeld drawing? Back then everything looked like a Liefeld drawing.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 19:20 |
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Those pouches, man. Those pouches. What's he keep in there, cell phone batteries from 1982?
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 19:35 |
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Kelly Jones is actually a lot more capable than that, which makes it even more sad.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 19:35 |
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Heresiarch posted:Kelly Jones is actually a lot more capable than that, which makes it even more sad. There were some amazingly terrible comics launched by the Big 2 to try and ride the pouches/gritted teeth/wild hair/signature scroll/giant cape trend. The books that came out of Zero Hour are the ones that made the biggest impression on me.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 19:55 |
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FMguru posted:The early 1990s were terrible for having companies insist that their artists draw in the Liefeld/McFarlane "extreme" style, even if it was completely unsuited for them. Aside from Starman everything that spun out of Zero Hour was pretty horrible.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 21:03 |
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Rhyno posted:Aside from Starman everything that spun out of Zero Hour was pretty horrible. There is on occasion a great title spun out of a horrible crossover. Starman, Thunderbolts, Blue Beetle.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 21:13 |
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FMguru posted:And yes, in case people were wondering, this is an attempted Doctor Fate reboot.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 22:35 |
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Heresiarch posted:Kelly Jones is actually a lot more capable than that, which makes it even more sad. Kelly Jones is one of my fave artists but his Azbats stuff was lacking. He did draw a great traditional Batman though. The reason for the discrepancy is that Jones is a lot better at drawing "grotesque" characters (ie Batman with very long ears and infinite cape) that goes more for mood and atmosphere. Unfortunately for something like Azbats this is harder to do as the costume is too "modern" and doesn't allow much for interpretations.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 23:45 |
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I like how happy the gargoyle looks. "YAY, Batman choose to perch on me. "
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# ? Mar 26, 2012 21:30 |
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Good art: Francisco Francavella I'd pay to see possibly the greatest comic strip in history turned into hardboiled pulp
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 06:00 |
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Is Ed Benes' name pronounced "Beans" or "Beh-nes"?
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 22:18 |
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Baron Bifford posted:Is Ed Benes' name pronounced "Beans" or "Beh-nes"?
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 22:31 |
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bobkatt013 posted:There is on occasion a great title spun out of a horrible crossover. Starman, Thunderbolts, Blue Beetle. It's almost a rule; for every horrible event there is at least one good title to come out of it.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 22:36 |
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Hitman too! Thank God no-one remembers Bloodlines. Good art, James Stokoe is doing a Godzilla comic starting August and it just looks amazing. The sheer amount of detail present on the page is just jaw-dropping.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 03:07 |
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Dr. Hurt posted:Hitman too! Thank God no-one remembers Bloodlines. I love how he rendered Godzilla's roar. I want a full page print of that scene.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 04:33 |
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Dr. Hurt posted:Hitman too! Thank God no-one remembers Bloodlines. I'm buying the gently caress out of this. Digital/Print/whateverthefuck I need this.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 05:01 |
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Dr. Hurt posted:Hitman too! Thank God no-one remembers Bloodlines. I need this. I need this.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 08:46 |
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The only thing that would make the new Godzilla comic complete are covers by Geoff Darrow. Big Guy and Rusty was basically Godzilla vs. Astro Boy.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 11:11 |
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al-azad posted:The only thing that would make the new Godzilla comic complete are covers by Geoff Darrow. Big Guy and Rusty was basically Godzilla vs. Astro Boy. Godzilla VS Astro Boy and the Iron Giant.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 13:33 |
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DarkCrawler posted:Godzilla VS Astro Boy and the Iron Giant. Godzilla has already faced his toughest match in comic book form: (art by Mike Barron. Godzilla Vs. Charles Barkley one shot)
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 17:05 |
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Jesus, what is it with Charles Barkley and being in awesomely weird-as-gently caress spinoff things? He played in the Space Jam, he shot hoops against loving Godzilla, and he blew up New York with the Chaos Dunk. At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up out of nowhere to help Batman catch the Joker and Commissioner Gordon was all "oh hey sup Charles, you workin' with Batman again? That's cool." I decided to find out more about this crazy rear end comic and whoa hey: Yeah that's Godzilla wearing Nikes. Why did Nike make shoes for Godzilla? Why do you care Jesus Christ it's Charles Barkley teaching Godzilla how to play basketball yessss Apparently the writing is kinda racist though, if the comments I read are any indication. Racial stereotyping in a comic book? No way that's loving ridicu noooooooooooo Angry Diplomat fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Apr 3, 2012 |
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Sir Charles is just a swell, good humored guy like Chuck Norris or Shaq. He was pretty aggressive on the court and body checking Godzilla is the least of his offenses. Barkley's golf days, now that's a horror story for the ages.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 19:55 |
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Angry Diplomat posted:I decided to find out more about this crazy rear end comic and whoa hey: My favorite part is that Barkley goes from being Godzilla-sized back to human-sized and on a plane in between panels with zero explanation given. Also, "Godzilla got busy" is probably the best narration box in the history of the medium.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 20:04 |
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Angry Diplomat posted:Apparently the writing is kinda racist though, if the comments I read are any indication. Racial stereotyping in a comic book? No way that's loving ridicu
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 22:09 |
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Judging by the flatter nose and "angle" of the rocks jutting out of the back of her head I think it's meant to be assumed that she's African-American with dreadlocks in a "bouffant" style, but drawn with one consistent inhuman skin tone. Honestly there is kind-of a basis for racism there.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 22:14 |
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al-azad posted:Sir Charles is just a swell, good humored guy like Chuck Norris or Shaq. He was pretty aggressive on the court and body checking Godzilla is the least of his offenses. FYI shaq is a humorless baby and a mushmouth rear end in a top hat who can't take a joke, nor can he tell one without weeks of practice. I can see how you might get confused since his PR has tried so hard to spin him as a lovable giant goof, but just try looking into the insane and awful poo poo he's done with regard to his divorce/affairs or watching him ruin Inside the NBA on a weekly basis.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 22:23 |
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Madkal posted:Godzilla has already faced his toughest match in comic book form: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oCF-QFuoYs 90s commercials were the best commercials
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mind the walrus posted:Judging by the flatter nose and "angle" of the rocks jutting out of the back of her head I think it's meant to be assumed that she's African-American with dreadlocks in a "bouffant" style, but drawn with one consistent inhuman skin tone. Yeah, Bling there (seriously, her name is Bling, or occasionally with an exclamation point, so Bling!) is not only a young African-American mutant but is in fact the daughter of two popular hip-hop musicians (Roy "Daddy Libido" Washington and Angel "Sexy Mutha" Depres - you can't make this poo poo up) who appeared in her parents' videos from a young age. She's... well, she's not an inherently offensive character to my mind, but the fact that she started out as a broad caricature and (and this is the important part) has never really been developed beyond that point is pretty bad. She's appeared in some stories but she's never had a chance to develop much depth beyond the superficial.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 23:02 |
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Yeah basically she is a no-effort pastiche of racial stereotypes. She's not an overtly racist character, but she is still a pretty loving racist character imho. Also, on a note more relevant to this thread, I feel that her design is pretty silly even by comparison to the other hilariously silly things that pop up in X-Men. She's just this kind of smear of purply-blue colour and jaggedy lines. My eyes want to slide off of her in search of something easier to visually parse. Angry Diplomat fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Apr 4, 2012 |
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DeimosRising posted:FYI shaq is a humorless baby and a mushmouth rear end in a top hat who can't take a joke, nor can he tell one without weeks of practice. I can see how you might get confused since his PR has tried so hard to spin him as a lovable giant goof, but just try looking into the insane and awful poo poo he's done with regard to his divorce/affairs or watching him ruin Inside the NBA on a weekly basis. I will never forgive that rear end in a top hat for Shaq-Fu. What a horrible game.
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