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Bonzo posted:I think I want that pic of Artie as my avatar. Any ideas for quotes? "uh yeah we'll see ya later...thanks buddy....go gently caress yourself"
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Artie Loves Pancakes He'll Wash them Down With Chocolate Shakes
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Apr 5, 2012 21:26
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I could distract you with a nickel and punch you in the face
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Apr 5, 2012 21:31
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I guarantee you've sucked a cock
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Apr 5, 2012 21:32
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Felato Gelato, look us up on Twitter. What's my favorite brand of watch? Movado--oh, you bastard.
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Apr 5, 2012 21:37
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Don't make me break my foot off in yo rear end!
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Apr 5, 2012 21:50
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The first cut is the deepest, baby I know.
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Apr 5, 2012 21:52
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I don't want to be on any "bro" list.
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Apr 5, 2012 22:13
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What? That just means we are brothers, it's what the kids from the 60s would say to each other. Why is that insulting? I live in a bubble.
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AxeManiac posted:What? That just means we are brothers, it's what the kids from the 60s would say to each other. Why is that insulting? I live in a bubble. You know what band is really good? Mountain. Did you know Leslie West is in Mountain? He's the greatest guitarist of all time.
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Apr 5, 2012 23:56
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Kelly posted:You know what band is really good? Mountain. Did you know Leslie West is in Mountain? He's the greatest guitarist of all time. Hey Teddy, put "Mississippi Queen" on my iPod next to "Born to Run".
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Apr 6, 2012 00:16
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You Cun Acht Like a Man! or I'd love it if my son was gay, he could bring his boyfriend around for thanksgiving. They'd be holding hands in the dining room and I'd be in the kitchen with my head in the oven. or You know what else is a funny movie, the Shaggy D.A
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Apr 6, 2012 00:45
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Kelly posted:You know what band is really good? Mountain. Did you know Leslie West is in Mountain? He's the greatest guitarist of all time. That whole fight was crazy, I just rewatched it. Howard was so ignorant to Artie's stance on "bro" and Robin was cackling him support the whole way. Plus Artie was right, Howard totally set him up for the "This hot girl oddly wants to gently caress fat gross Artie" but in Howard's defense, Artie was a fat gross heroin addict and he has a show to produce. Artie was annoying because of the drugs, Howard was just Howard. His snaps of "gently caress you" sounded honest and real too, which was just harsh to me.
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Apr 6, 2012 00:55
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The issue was that the girl wasn't hot. If she'd been hot, Artie wouldn't have said a word. I mean, she's not a hideous goblin, but she's also not in the league that Artie (superstar standup celebrity who makes $80 thousand GRAAAAND per weekend at the Borgata) Lange thought he was playing in as of 2007. Ether Frenzy fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Apr 6, 2012 |
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Apr 6, 2012 01:06
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Ether Frenzy posted:The issue was that the girl wasn't hot. If she'd been hot, Artie wouldn't have said a word. She got married the next day or the next week too, I think. The whole situation was bizarre.
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Apr 6, 2012 01:08
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Artie got the hover hands going on that, he wanted none of it! She is pretty, I thought, but yeah, she is a horribly empty person and she had a boyfriend and like pointed out, she got married. I wonder if she is still married or gone on to bang other fat comedians.
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Apr 6, 2012 01:26
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AxeManiac posted:I wonder if she is still married or gone on to bang other fat comedians. Was Sam Kinison so funny that he really deserves an entire week-long special??
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Ether Frenzy posted:The issue was that the girl wasn't hot. If she'd been hot, Artie wouldn't have said a word. Can't bring this up without Artie's greatest WUS moment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVNlH27rADI
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 Artie Lange announced his new twitter parody site called #quitter a suicide hotline for tweeters #queet
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The Extrapolator posted:Can't bring this up without Artie's greatest WUS moment That is indeed one of the funniest things ever on the show. "This disgusting..jizz-drenched, stinky... whiskey-sobbing computer? board"
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Seaside Loafer posted:Here is a fun watch for any oldschool fans That's just them. At least one was bi-polar(the one who quit taking his meds and pulled the suicide by cop) and they had a lot of illegal money and seemed to be at best a set of latchkey kids. Amazing radio when they were on, though.
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So, I did a parody of Eric's "In Plain Sight" and youtube wouldn't allow me to upload it because of "Your video settings could not be saved: Cannot enable embedding due to a content claim on this video." Done while I was uploading it, it didn't even go live. Also the tag autocorrected Eric the into "Eric The Midget (Broadcast Artist)" for me, it won't do that with Eric the Actor, haha. Anyone know where I can host this without youtube making GBS threads all over parody laws? Is this link up? http://youtu.be/3m1Q1x6-rVw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m1Q1x6-rVw&hd=1 null_user01013 fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Apr 6, 2012 |
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Apr 6, 2012 20:30
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"This video contains content from NBC Universal, who has blocked it on copyright grounds." drat, it annoys me that it's becoming potentially impossible to parody anything with assets from large companies. e: lmao that title, try vimeo.com ?
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Apr 6, 2012 20:58
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https://vimeo.com/39903593 http://vimeo.com/39903593
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Keys, woman!
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Eric might be the worst actor of all time.
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Holy Calamity! posted:"This video contains content from NBC Universal, who has blocked it on copyright grounds." Wha, haha ha, god drat, that video got my entire account shut down until I deleted it. loving stupid laws.
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-Atom- posted:Eric might be the worst actor of all time. Is he wearing the shades because his eyes are going, or because they didn't want to show him reading the cue cards?
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-Atom- posted:Eric might be the worst actor of all time.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh6JdX5EjYk Oh man, the memories.
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Apr 6, 2012 23:46
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GenoCanSing posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh6JdX5EjYk I love Artie: he's at first concerned about Sal, then he just goes off on him. You gotta love Artie. 
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Mike Tahoe posted:Jon Hein's going to be hosting a new television show called "Fast Food Mania." Why the gently caress would i want to watch a tv show about food hosted by someone who thinks a plain McDonald's hamburger is the best burger available?
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Apr 7, 2012 00:37
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Brocktoon posted:Why the gently caress would i want to watch a tv show about food hosted by someone who thinks a plain McDonald's hamburger is the best burger available? Maybe the season finale will be him ordering something from Burger King.
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Apr 7, 2012 00:48
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On Nick & Artie the other night Artie said he made $120k a weekend in the Stern hey day. Crazy.
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Brocktoon posted:Why the gently caress would i want to watch a tv show about food hosted by someone who thinks a plain McDonald's hamburger is the best burger available? No poo poo. This is a guy who's utterly opposed to cheese or bacon. Shouldn't the host of a fast-food show be all about eating crazy poo poo? (Has Jon Hein ever said whether or not he's opposed to bacon cheeseburgers on religious grounds, or if it's just because he's autistic?)
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Apr 7, 2012 16:20
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-Atom- posted:Maybe the season finale will be him ordering something from Burger King. I agree with about half of the complaints he had about Burger King, it really does suck.
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AxeManiac posted:Wha, haha ha, god drat, that video got my entire account shut down until I deleted it. loving stupid laws. This is why I bought my own domain and setup a YouTube clone script. So I could violate copyright for my own idiotic amusement.
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Apr 7, 2012 17:55
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Qaz Kwaz posted:On Nick & Artie the other night Artie said he made $120k a weekend in the Stern hey day. Crazy. Probably why he is so cranky now, selling out bar rooms with Levy and Nick.
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Here's another gem from Artie:
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Qaz Kwaz posted:On Nick & Artie the other night Artie said he made $120k a weekend in the Stern hey day. Crazy. I'm shocked he's making $78k this year from Elf residuals. Thats amazing for 16hrs worth of work in one day.
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