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I get emails from Students for Life because when I was a member of our campus Voices for Planned Parenthood group, we would watch them just to see what was happening in their little crazy world. Most of their emails are pretty bad but this one is so over the top. quote:How an anti-Death Penalty presentation promoted the pro-life message Showed that dumb professor *backflips onto Harley and rides off into the sunset*
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streetlamp posted:Showed that dumb professor *backflips onto Harley and rides off into the sunset* I really wonder how this went down. Did this person mistake a moment of consideration to be "oh no caught in the act!" Or was this story made up from whole cloth probably?
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Apr 4, 2012 21:51
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Leospeare posted:1) Why a ".45 ACT hollow point cartridge"? Why not just say "bullet"? I'd think it was gun fetishism, but "state issued pistol" isn't exactly the firearms erotica I would expect from a true enthusiast. .45 ACP. The ACP stands for Automatic Colt Pistol. "Bullet" could mean anything, including a wimpy rear end .380 or a 9mm faggy little euro-pellet. Also, I can't imagine a state so fully and completely faultlessly American as Arizona issuing ANY weapon other than the All American 1911 Colt (John Wayne would want it that way).
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Apr 5, 2012 00:32
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dee eight posted:wimpy rear end .380 Thank you for that perfect impression of deluded gun nuts with no practical knowledge and a head full of Call of Duty milspec wankery. I grew up around guns and frankly if I felt the need to carry one for self-defense my main concern would be whether bullets come out the front; getting shot with a .380 is no joke.
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Apr 5, 2012 01:13
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Kosmonaut posted:Thank you for that perfect impression of deluded gun nuts with no practical knowledge and a head full of Call of Duty milspec wankery. I grew up around guns and frankly if I felt the need to carry one for self-defense my main concern would be whether bullets come out the front; getting shot with a .380 is no joke. You wouldn't believe the kind of people I have met. They start talking about which bullet would be best for self defense and they get into gun wankery. Frankly, I am of the opinion that the more you "know" about guns, the less likely it is that you will make a sensible decision when you have one. Edit: if you want a self defence weapon buy one of those small revolvers. Dont worry, I am pretty sure burglars dont have kevlar and you dont need a desert eagle or whatever.
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Apr 5, 2012 01:25
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Kosmonaut posted:Thank you for that perfect impression of deluded gun nuts with no practical knowledge and a head full of Call of Duty milspec wankery. I grew up around guns and frankly if I felt the need to carry one for self-defense my main concern would be whether bullets come out the front; getting shot with a .380 is no joke. What makes you think it was an impression? 
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Apr 5, 2012 01:31
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dee eight posted:.45 ACP. The ACP stands for Automatic Colt Pistol. "Bullet" could mean anything, including a wimpy rear end .380 or a 9mm faggy little euro-pellet. Also, I can't imagine a state so fully and completely faultlessly American as Arizona issuing ANY weapon other than the All American 1911 Colt (John Wayne would want it that way). It's the official state sidearm in our state.  On one hand I'm angry that they don't have better things to do than pick an official state gun, on the other, I'm glad that they're wasting their time on stupid poo poo instead of actively making the state worse.
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Apr 5, 2012 01:33
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:It's the official state sidearm in our state. NO loving WAY. THE 1911 AUTOMATIC COLT PISTOL BELONGS TO ALL OF AMERICA! No single state can claim it. Write your congressman and protest, dammit. Tangentally, if I was the govinator of my state, I would push for the .270 win rifle to be the state gun. e: looks like Utah and Indiana also have 'fishal state guns too. dee eight fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Apr 5, 2012 |
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Apr 5, 2012 01:40
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I'm glad that they're wasting their time on stupid poo poo instead of actively making the state worse. Have I got news for you!
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Apr 5, 2012 01:41
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The Worst Muslim posted:You wouldn't believe the kind of people I have met. They start talking about which bullet would be best for self defense and they get into gun wankery. Frankly, I am of the opinion that the more you "know" about guns, the less likely it is that you will make a sensible decision when you have one. "Best" is such a situational word, that pretty much goes out the window the minute you decide to walk around without a full armory strapped to your body. If I needed or wanted a self-defense gun I would probably go with a .357 Sig but I don't. I have an SKS I use for target shooting and it killed all the people it's ever going to before it left China. dee eight posted:What makes you think it was an impression? The fact that you consider the .45 ACP "enough gun." A real 'murrican would have recommended the Taurus Judge or some type of magnum, because crime is just that much more dangerous these days. Dr. Arbitrary posted:It's the official state sidearm in our state. That's okay, the Florida legislature is probably already working on ways to out-gun-nut your state. So they've got an official sidearm? Okay, we'll pass an official sidearm individual mandate
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Apr 5, 2012 01:50
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dee eight posted:.45 ACP. The ACP stands for Automatic Colt Pistol. "Bullet" could mean anything, including a wimpy rear end .380 or a 9mm faggy little euro-pellet. Also, I can't imagine a state so fully and completely faultlessly American as Arizona issuing ANY weapon other than the All American 1911 Colt (John Wayne would want it that way). but... andrew smash posted:Yeah, that's why the original story with rick perry involved him using a ruger LCP, it's like the size of a cell phone and weighs almost nothing. MADE IN ARIZONA http://www.ruger.com/products/lcp/index.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruger
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Apr 5, 2012 02:07
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streetlamp posted:I get emails from Students for Life because when I was a member of our campus Voices for Planned Parenthood group, we would watch them just to see what was happening in their little crazy world. Most of their emails are pretty bad but this one is so over the top. And then everyone in the theater stood up and applauded.
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Apr 5, 2012 02:37
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Kosmonaut posted:The fact that you consider the .45 ACP "enough gun." A real 'murrican would have recommended the Taurus Judge or some type of magnum, because crime is just that much more dangerous these days. Not to make this TFR-chat but Taurus is Brazilian. Their literature on the Judge is hilarious self-defense porn though. Glad to know that U.S. judges favor the ability to fire buckshot in a crowded courtroom. Thanks Taurus.
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Apr 5, 2012 04:24
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:And then everyone in the theater stood up and applauded. Isn't this about the time a bear came out of the audience and ate the professor?
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Apr 5, 2012 05:06
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And that bear was --- Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!!!
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Nenonen posted:And that bear was --- A young Bill Cosby
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:My favorite one "The Islamization of NASA" I swear this reads like a front page SA Article 75. Obama’s Mistreatment Of Israel 83.Obama mistreating our friends 90. Obama called My Mom Fat
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Apr 5, 2012 08:15
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85. $535 MILLION on shovle ready jobs that NEVER were from the comments section here: http://conservativebyte.com/2012/03/obama-stumbling-solicitor-general-did-terrific-job/ I really want to post these on facebook just to watch the inevitable poo poo short from both sides.
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Apr 5, 2012 09:37
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:My favorite one "The Islamization of NASA" I like this one because it doesn't try to ease you into the crazy, it drops the "Obama secretly born in Kenya" thing right in the number two spot so you know they're not loving around.
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Apr 5, 2012 10:30
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:It's the official state sidearm in our state.  *seriously Florida, get on this, you're going to lose points in the #1 crazy state race. Maybe we can have official state pistols and rifles!
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Apr 5, 2012 17:52
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Well.... it might be time to put Uncle Bocephus in the loony bin, but I'm having trouble parsing this one I just got:My Crazy Uncle Bocephus who saw no combat in the first Gulf War but likes to tell you he did posted:Please forward this to the PRESIDENT and ANY Players on his BASKETBALL TEAM. This is the first time I've seen him mention himself being God. He's always come up with these random tests though, and names them after random men's names, and thinks they're ingenious. We always thought he was a little off his nut, but nothing dangerous; might be time to talk to his mom about medication.
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Apr 5, 2012 22:40
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pathetic little tramp posted:Well.... it might be time to put Uncle Bocephus in the loony bin, but I'm having trouble parsing this one I just got: Yeah, if that isn't a weird forward and he actually wrote that... it's time for a serious meeting with a psychologist. I'm dead serious, don't wait on this. Get them in to talk to someone and make sure the doctor is aware of why they are being asked to talk to them.
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Apr 5, 2012 22:49
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If you didn't know him better than I did I'd write that off as brilliant satire e: On man's secret desire to gently caress warm butter
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Apr 5, 2012 22:54
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The next time you go over to see him, make sure to smear warm butter all over your eyes.
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Apr 5, 2012 23:01
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pathetic little tramp posted:Well.... it might be time to put Uncle Bocephus in the loony bin, but I'm having trouble parsing this one I just got: your uncle's probably schizophrenic, he should be evaluated by a psychiatrist immediately. Also is basketball team crazy code for black?
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Apr 5, 2012 23:05
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Does anyone have the college grade response here? That is making the rounds on my fb feed.
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Apr 5, 2012 23:36
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Well, some idiot I think I went to high school with just posted this to Facebook: http://lettersfromawhoremongerswife.com/2012/03/28/eve-was-unarmed-she-wasnt-wearing-a-hoodie-she-was-murdered-are-you-angry/ quote:Eve Was Unarmed. She Wasn’t Wearing a Hoodie. She Was Murdered. Are You Angry? I started to say something, but then decided that I just don't have the energy. Last time I got into a fight with idiots on Facebook, I gave up after one of them tried to inform me that he was in my university's "Honors College," and therefore everything he said was right and I should just shut up and listen to the smart people. I didn't have the heart to tell him that I'm also in the Honors College and that it doesn't mean near as much as he thinks it does. They've broken me.
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Apr 5, 2012 23:57
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My guess is they went to jail and stood trial, you know the way the system is suppose to work. That is the heart of the Trayvon case at the end of the day.
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Apr 5, 2012 23:59
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Money is a system of exchange, it is a storage unit and can be traded for other things of value. Grades are a system of measurement, they describe the status of a specific part of a system. The analogy may as well try to argue against taxation because you wouldn't give up some your measured height to make your short friend taller. It's not that it is imorral, or wrong, the problem is that it is non-sensical as a function of the system. It's a really dumb analogy.
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Apr 6, 2012 00:06
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pathetic little tramp posted:Well.... it might be time to put Uncle Bocephus in the loony bin, but I'm having trouble parsing this one I just got: Yeah, this has been said a few times already, but your uncle seriously needs help. Don't delay, please.
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Apr 6, 2012 00:09
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Mooseontheloose posted:My guess is they went to jail and stood trial, you know the way the system is suppose to work. That is the heart of the Trayvon case at the end of the day. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Eve_Carson#Lovette_trial.2C_verdict_and_sentencing No, we should be furious that both of the people involved were arrested and sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of parole. WHERE'S EVE CARSON'S JUSTICE?!? - edit Also one of the murderers previously murdered somebody named Abhijit Mahato. Clearly Eve was targeted because she was a white female  - edit 2 And Atwater was arrested a week after the murder. Call Me Charlie fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Apr 6, 2012 |
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Apr 6, 2012 00:20
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FB Post posted:Were there protests, marches and outraged politicians speaking out for her? Did Barack call her family? Why is it about race only if the victim is black? Why aren’t we outraged when ANY kid is murdered? As a nation, have we been silenced by a politically correct whip? Lets’ be outraged about all murders, all racism, every injustice. We are. So outraged in fact, we've designed a system in which people who kill other people are placed on trial, and if found guilty get to spend the rest of their lives locked up like animals and in some cases are put to death themselves. You know what makes us even more outraged when a kid is shot and killed though? When the fucker who shot the kid STILL REMAINS FREE AND UNCHARGED OF ANY CRIME, like, uh, I dunno, like that guy who shot Trayvon Martin. Seriously, what is it about these people and their complete inability to see or understand why this case has generated the response it has?
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Apr 6, 2012 00:45
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tek79 posted:We are. So outraged in fact, we've designed a system in which people who kill other people are placed on trial, and if found guilty get to spend the rest of their lives locked up like animals and in some cases are put to death themselves. He's not really free. Those animals put a bounty out on his head! I'd go as far as saying he is the true victim in this whole situation. some rear end in a top hat posted:You think George Zimmerman called Trayvon a “coon” because somebody told you that before you heard the garbled words that are really unclear to the human ear. This has been argued by experts both ways, and many people, both black and white, say he said “goon”. Trayvon’s killer is not “walking free”, but instead hiding because other human beings have placed a monetary bounty on his life and nobody seems to be upset about that. If George Zimmerman walked out in the middle of the square tomorrow morning and a protester shot him and killed him would that make everything better? What exactly do people want? Everybody has been quick to judge in this case before the investigation even started. The police did want to arrest Zimmerman, but the States Attorney said they could not for lack of evidence. This process, however slow you may think it is, is unfolding and the police and investigators are following the law. The protesters and activists, however, are not! What would happen to you or me if we made a public bounty announcement tomorrow for Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson dead or alive? Can you even imagine? the article writer in response posted:Beegee,
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Mooseontheloose posted:Does anyone have the college grade response here? That is making the rounds on my fb feed. Crazy Uncle Bocephus's email is making the rounds on your FB feed? I think the college grade response is to get new friends, there's no arguing with "warm butter = homosexual." El Boot posted:I don’t have to tell you I’m not a racist; my life speaks for me. Yet, I will probably be called a racist because of this post. This is when I knew beyond a doubt the forward was going to be amazingly racist. Oh hey, what do you know! Zimmerman isn't at fault because sometimes white people are killed by black people. Whistle a little louder, I don't think the dog heard you yet. some rear end in a top hat posted:You think George Zimmerman called Trayvon a “coon” because somebody told you that before you heard the garbled words that are really unclear to the human ear. This has been argued by experts both ways, and many people, both black and white, say he said “goon”.  I hope for the sake of everyone on this board Zimmerman is brought to justicequote:Thank you, thank you, thank you…once more….thank you. Perfection in your articulation of what’s going on in florida. Ahahaha, the same Florida I live in? Yeah, no, they're going to come up with a flimsy justification for letting him walk. He'll even get to keep his right to bear arms, the one thing I think shouldn't even be on the table regardless of what specifically happened that night. Maybe he's not a murderer, but he's at the very least a paranoid wannabe-hero and the fact that he's still allowed to have a gun makes me glad I don't have any kids to be scared for. Kosmonaut fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Apr 6, 2012 |
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Apr 6, 2012 01:27
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The correct answer to a lot of these "Would you be mad about a black man killing a white man?" is "Yes because I'm a human being and I don't want anyone to be murdered. Why, aren't you mad about a black man being killed?"
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andrew smash posted:your uncle's probably schizophrenic, he should be evaluated by a psychiatrist immediately. Also is basketball team crazy code for black? Unlikely. Schizophrenia almost always manifests around 20, not much earlier or later (and if he's claiming to have fought in the gulf war I'm assuming older?) and "word salad" is usually even less comprehensible than that (Even if it's absurd the point of discussion remains consistent down to the last sentence, male homosexuals think they're girls and vice versa. That's not even an uncommon opinion). But yeah, definitely something up.
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Kosmonaut posted:Crazy Uncle Bocephus's email is making the rounds on your FB feed? I think the college grade response is to get new friends, there's no arguing with "warm butter = homosexual." No, the one where the class fails because socialism fails everyone or something.
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Mooseontheloose posted:My guess is they went to jail and stood trial, you know the way the system is suppose to work. That is the heart of the Trayvon case at the end of the day. Yes. Both murderers were sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole.
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Man, that Eve Carson blog post is actually really pissing me off. I have about 5-6 fb friends from middle school sharing/reposting that poo poo. I feel like facebook is slowly turning into stormfront.
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zeroprime posted:Money is a system of exchange, it is a storage unit and can be traded for other things of value. Grades are a system of measurement, they describe the status of a specific part of a system.
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