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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Canada is such a dump. Not nearly as nice as the USA. :911:

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you rock
Sep 12, 2010

You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines

Peanut President posted:

Canada is such a dump. Not nearly as nice as the USA. :911:

Your country so lovely that when it entered the lovely country contest, it got pulled aside and told "Sorry but no pros allowed!"

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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You know why it's windy in the US?

Because Mexico sucks and Canada blows. :fsmug:

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

docbeard posted:

...except for William Shatner.

Wrong thread, bucko.

oddspelling
May 31, 2009

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

Peanut President posted:

Canada is such a dump. Not nearly as nice as the USA. :911:

The US is objectively the worst country in the developed world.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
The USA is kinda alright. Except for Texas. Texas is a douche. Also, Montana.

oddspelling
May 31, 2009

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

shipwrek posted:

The USA is kinda alright. Except for Texas. Texas is a douche. Also, Montana.

Texas is the unwiped rear end in a top hat of the universe.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
*runs through the door, knocking it off hinges* I heard you guys were talking about Texas well Austin is different keep Austin weird *angina*

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

Homosex is sin

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

Heterosex is cos

Starter Wiggin
Feb 1, 2009

Screw the enemy's gate man, I've got a fucking TAIL!
Do you know how crazy the ladies go for those?
Orgies are tan.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Chastity is Sec

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
I'm going to be a virgin until I marry, because othewise it's a sin.

MoonTuna
Feb 11, 2011

by angerbot

oddspelling posted:

Texas is the unwiped rear end in a top hat of the universe.

Global Warming would cure all the ills that is florida.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

MoonTuna posted:

Global Warming would cure all the ills that is florida.

I think you mean climate change... get with the times!

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20
There is no climate change, there is only Zuul.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
The Bible says that it's acceptable to sell your daughters into slavery and that any woman is found to not be a virgin when she gets married, she is to be stoned to death in the street. It also says that the Earth doesn't move. At all. Ever.

So you're saying that the whole book, start to finish, is literal truth, full of rules that must be obeyed?

If so, would you like to buy a daughter? I'm sick of feeding these shits.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Ambiguatron posted:

There is no climate change, there is only Zuul.
Ghostbusters is an analogy for global warming. Marshmallow is just one step away from S'mores, which will heat up the Earth until New York melts into the Atlantic.

oddspelling
May 31, 2009

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

Starter Wiggin posted:

Orgies are tan.

Masturbation is cot.

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

oddspelling posted:

Masturbation is cot.

Getting cot while masturbating is the hottest thing ever, I'm glad you agree.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Neil Gaiman is a lovely writer who intentionally capitalized on goth/new-age/queer subculture.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Pick posted:

Neil Gaiman is a lovely writer who intentionally capitalized on goth/new-age/queer subculture.
You know that movie of his, Coraline? I loved the character Wybie.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Neverwhere was just that old story of a little girl being whisked away by a prince to a magical realm where she is important, except the gender roles are reversed and instead of magical elves and pixies, there are vagrants and criminals.

The outcasts of society never actually go hungry and starve to death, they just go off to their own magical world where they have fantastical magical journeys.

Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

Maybe you should take a look at this site, https://www.derailingfordummies.com

oddspelling
May 31, 2009

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
Bronies are sub-human abominations that need to be systematically exterminated.

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!
4 + 6 ÷ 3 + 2 = 2

Demostrs
Mar 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

HateTheInternet posted:

4 + 6 ÷ 3 + 2 = 2

Idgi, post something I can understand next time

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Let me tell you about how, in reality, 1 = 0.999

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

The greatness of a work of art can be determined by its commercial success, so clearly Thomas Kinkade was the greatest painter of our time.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Powered Descent posted:

The greatness of a work of art can be determined by its commercial success, so clearly Thomas Kinkade was the greatest painter of our time.


If you look at at a Thomas Kincade painting long enough, you can see Jesus.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Tattoos are loving stupid. There's no image so great it needs to be in your skin for life.

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

Demostrs posted:

Idgi, post something I can understand next time
Numeracy and education in general is going to hell and the next generation is going to regress towards cavemen.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Since women have a substantially higher healthy body fat percentage than men, we should be more critical of fat men, not fat women.

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

Pick posted:

Since women have a substantially higher healthy body fat percentage than men, we should be more critical of fat men, not fat women.

Well, since they also have substantially fewer brain folds, we should also be much less critical of them when they do stupid "emotional things". As a male feminist, I think that one needs all the facts in order to be fair.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Powered Descent posted:

The greatness of a work of art can be determined by its commercial success, so clearly Thomas Kinkade was the greatest painter of our time.

Geez, you shouldn't speak so jokingly about the dead, you heartless monster!

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.

Livingston posted:

Well, since they also have substantially fewer brain folds, we should also be much less critical of them when they do stupid "emotional things". As a male feminist, I think that one needs all the facts in order to be fair.

It has nothing to do with brain folds, when women do stupid emotional things it just means they have PMS. That's why women can't hold positions of power until they hit menopause, they get angry and do stupid things for a week every month.

Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


God.
America.
Capitalism.

Olive Branch
May 26, 2010

There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.

Public school teachers have it easy, are overpaid, and are completely protected by their unions. In order to improve education in America, we must cut more funding from schools while simultaneously imposing tougher measurements of accountability.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

HateTheInternet posted:

4 + 6 ÷ 3 + 2 = 2

:laffo: look at this loving nerd.

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HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!
You know, for a lesbian Rachel Maddow's not a bad political commentator.

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