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safety dan posted:Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!! I got it from the institute!!!!
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Chexoid posted:I still say he's NAKED under there! Oh, that makes a lot of sense!
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What do you think? They brought it over in pieces and screwed it together like a coffee table?
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Supreme Allah posted:What do you think? They brought it over in pieces and screwed it together like a coffee table? Wood, Jerry. Wood.
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potee posted:Wood, Jerry. Wood. It's like Sweden, man. Sweeeee-den!
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Spicy mustard, you are HOT TONIGHT!!
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potee posted:Wood, Jerry. Wood. Cheese, George! Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! 
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Glen Goobersmooches posted:Spicy mustard, you are HOT TONIGHT!! I find pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted cured meats.
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Let me ask you a question. This new move, is there a knuckle involved in any way?
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potee posted:Wood, Jerry. Wood.
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Lord Hydronium posted:Jerry, the whole building is brick. These are load bearing walls, they're not going to come down!
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Lord Hydronium posted:Jerry, the whole building is brick. I love this line so much. It's so concerning.
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When you're dead, you're dead. That's it, you're not going anywhere.
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Susie didn't commit suicide! She was murdered, by Jerry Seinfeld!
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T. Couchfucker posted:Susie didn't commit suicide! She was murdered, by Jerry Seinfeld! 
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Stare-Out posted:Not only that, I broke his thumbs. Yeah, but you didn't sleep with both of 'em!
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"Well, you already said 'spite', so..." "But I changed my mind!" "Nope, you said spite, too late!" 
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Susan has this doll collection. One of the dolls looks exactly like my mother. She likes to sleep with it... I tell you this doll is pretty spooky. It's freaking me out, man. You're wearing that shirt? You've had it for five years already. WHY DON'T YOU BUY A NEW SHIRT? MINT WIZARD fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Apr 8, 2012 |
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Stare-Out posted:Not only that, I broke his thumbs. How's her handshake? A little firm? A little too firm?
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8-18 The Nap. Another new-to-me episode.  I don't know why Jerrys having a new kitchen put in but I don't care. Hopefully it just means I missed the one before it too and I have another new one to enjoy. God this night is awesome.
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jojoinnit posted:8-18 The Nap. Another new-to-me episode. "Oh man I'm in the wrong apartment again.....  "I love how many unspoken adventures can be imagined from lines like that
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You ask me here to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details? Now you listen to me, I want details and I want them right now! I don't have a job, I have no place to go, you're not in the mood!? Well you get in the mood!
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You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!
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What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically... just... unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
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Hello, Fargus.
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How do we know the dog food's any good!?! who tastes it!??
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safety dan posted:How do we know the dog food's any good!?! who tastes it!?? GBS On a related note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXeV5cqb_3Y
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Let's be bad, George. Let's be really... bad.
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Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!
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potee posted:Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van! I think he's saying Son of Sam! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!
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jojoinnit posted:Hello, Fargus. Whatever you say, Crowell.
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Barnum posted:Let's be bad, George. Let's be really... bad. Just trying to get a reading on my... dashboard compass... (That's another line that became a staple of any family roadtrip)
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Chexoid posted:Just trying to get a reading on my... dashboard compass... That van's a-rockin'!
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But it says right here, "interesting trades considered".
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*George and Susan standing outside theater* Did you like it? Yes, it was very, very good. Oh, do you think he'll ever find her again? Oh, I sure hope so.*Jerry and friend walk out of theater*  How about when Harrison Ford jumped out of that plane, and he was shooting back at them as he was falling? What about that underwater escape? Oh, man!
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