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bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

If you have premarital sex you're a pretty terrible Christian and really have no business thinking you have any chance of going to Heaven.

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
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If Republicans lived during Jesus' life, they'd be protesting the Sermon on the Mount with signs with a picture of Jesus with a Hitler mustache and text saying "Jesus is a Communist," and begging Pilate to let them personally carry out the scourging and crucifixion of the man who scolded them for cheering when the poor man died in the parable of Lazarus the beggar.

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.

HateTheInternet posted:

You know, for a lesbian Rachel Maddow's not a bad political commentator.

She should do a porno with Ellen DeGeneres.

Sedes
Jun 7, 2007
Mass Effect endings are just widely misinterpreted - there are no logical reasons as to why one should judge them, not being the author himself, obviously missing his artistic vision and concept that strangely - up to this moment - were something You all liked. Why suddenly change Your oppinion on their writing now?

Cartoons are for babies. Anime is a cartoon, so uh, grow up. Go play with your ponies or something, baby.

Katanas are the apex of swordsmithing.

They don't make fine guns anymore, the change to smaller calibers just does not make any sense.

With Bitcoins, all currencies would be rendered obsolete if it wasn't for some powerful organizations that clearly don't want that and will hinder our every attempt at creating a uniform, international free market.

Why change something that has worked for everyone for the past 50 years?

All governments are just different forms of oppression

Sex equity pretty much means half of the government should be female or else it's all just play pretend.

You can't rape a prostitute, it's simply technically illogical. It's simply putting an application to her chosen profession.

If You dress like that, You can't expect men to simply ignore that. What happens next is simply natural.

I don't see why anyone would like X. It's illogical.

If both me and my wife are Christians, it's only logical our children should also be raised in the spirit of the Book's teachings.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Sedes posted:

You can't rape a prostitute, it's simply technically illogical. It's simply putting an application to her chosen profession.

No, it's theft of services, and people who commit it should receive appropriately truncated sentences, same as if they were just shoplifting.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Livingston posted:

Well, since they also have substantially fewer brain folds, we should also be much less critical of them when they do stupid "emotional things". As a male feminist, I think that one needs all the facts in order to be fair.

You can't be a male Feminist; you're only allowed to call yourself an Ally.

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

Pick posted:

Since women have a substantially higher healthy body fat percentage than men, we should be more critical of fat men, not fat women.

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Sedes posted:

Mass Effect endings are just widely misinterpreted - there are no logical reasons as to why one should judge them, not being the author himself, obviously missing his artistic vision and concept that strangely - up to this moment - were something You all liked. Why suddenly change Your oppinion on their writing now?

Cartoons are for babies. Anime is a cartoon, so uh, grow up. Go play with your ponies or something, baby.

Katanas are the apex of swordsmithing.

They don't make fine guns anymore, the change to smaller calibers just does not make any sense.

With Bitcoins, all currencies would be rendered obsolete if it wasn't for some powerful organizations that clearly don't want that and will hinder our every attempt at creating a uniform, international free market.

Why change something that has worked for everyone for the past 50 years?

All governments are just different forms of oppression

Sex equity pretty much means half of the government should be female or else it's all just play pretend.

You can't rape a prostitute, it's simply technically illogical. It's simply putting an application to her chosen profession.

If You dress like that, You can't expect men to simply ignore that. What happens next is simply natural.

I don't see why anyone would like X. It's illogical.

If both me and my wife are Christians, it's only logical our children should also be raised in the spirit of the Book's teachings.
tl;dr

However, you are wrong and let me tell you why

pointers
Sep 4, 2008

pointers posted:

Numeracy and education in general is going to hell and the next generation is going to regress towards cavemen.
God, if you're going to talk about the state of education at least get your grammar right.

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

pointers posted:

God, if you're going to talk about the state of education at least get your grammar right.

Let me tell you why prescriptivist grammar is garbage

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Shakespear made up new spelings of word's when ever it sooted him. Why cant we? As long as you get my meaning its all good.

Demostrs
Mar 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Powered Descent posted:

Shakespear made up new spelings of word's when ever it sooted him. Why cant we? As long as you get my meaning its all good.

This doesn't work because when the gently caress was the last time Shakespeare was relevant?

Ovo
Dec 20, 2008

Life Rules

Demostrs posted:

This doesn't work because when the gently caress was the last time Shakespeare was relevant?

Ummm excuse me, I would like to remind you that John Maddens magnum opus Shakespeare in Love won 7 Oscars.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I didn't read the whole thread, but let me tell you why everybody is wrong by posting an opinion that has already been debated to death previously.

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
As a fedora-wearing atheist, let me tell you about trench coats and scream-metal bands.

Sedes
Jun 7, 2007
Now, one of the things I learned about relationships from my vast experience is that all women...

(anime board)

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp

Mach5 posted:

As a fedora-wearing atheist, let me tell you about trench coats and scream-metal bands.

Wait your turn, I was about to tell everyone about how Hitler's existence proves that the very concept of religious belief is objectively evil.

MoonTuna
Feb 11, 2011

by angerbot

Ambiguatron posted:

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

Dragon Age 2 was the best game bioware ever made.

Zotwoz
Apr 2, 2011

Kalos posted:

Wait your turn, I was about to tell everyone about how Hitler's existence proves that the very concept of religious belief is objectively evil.

So what if Hitler was Roman Catholic? Stalin, Mao, and the Kims killed hundreds of millions of people in the name of atheism.

People cannot have morals without a god, and the unbridled atrocities that godlessness inevitably begets is why atheists deserve to be persecuted.

Kalos posted:

But you see, Stalin, Mao and the Kims killed people in the name of their government, not in the name of atheism. They were seeking to replace religious worship with national worship. It's actually impossible to be an extremist for non-belief. This runs as a direct counter-point to every bad thing my dad religious people have ever done.

read the thread title please

Zotwoz has a new favorite as of 21:38 on Apr 8, 2012

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp

Zotwoz posted:

So what if Hitler was Roman Catholic? Stalin, Mao, and the Kims killed hundreds of millions of people in the name of atheism.

People cannot have morals without a god, and the unbridled atrocities that godlessness inevitably begets is why atheists deserve to be persecuted.

But you see, Stalin, Mao and the Kims killed people in the name of their government, not in the name of atheism. They were seeking to replace religious worship with national worship. It's actually impossible to be an extremist for non-belief. This runs as a direct counter-point to every bad thing my dad religious people have ever done.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Here's why Communism, Nazism, wanting bigger budgets for public schools, and making regulations to keep oil wells from exploding are all exactly the same...

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

Yeah, it's "just regulating companies" at first, then it's "just controlling the economy", then it's "just putting surveillance in every house"...

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
We need drug testing for welfare. Florida is proof that it needs to be a stronger program with harsher penalties. They were doing it wrong. I know all poor people are drug-addicted scum.

Death Pits of Crap
Nov 6, 2007
You see, men are objectified in elfgame artwork just as badly as women, no i haven't heard of this thing called the male gaze it must be completely unfounded

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Dr Christmas posted:

Here's why Communism, Nazism, wanting bigger budgets for public schools, and making regulations to keep oil wells from exploding are all exactly the same...
They're all synonyms for socialism.

oddspelling
May 31, 2009

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment
If you've ever paid taxes on anything in your life, you're a socialist.

Starter Wiggin
Feb 1, 2009

Screw the enemy's gate man, I've got a fucking TAIL!
Do you know how crazy the ladies go for those?
All woman bisexuals are just attention whores.
All men bisexuals are just indecisive.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Everyone's really bisexual, most just fall into line with what society demands of them.

Sedes
Jun 7, 2007

SlothfulCobra posted:

Everyone's really bisexual, most just fall into line with what society demands of them.

You obviously aren't aware of basic social mechanics - let me educate You on that, my misinformed friend. Everyone's naturally heterosexual. Bisexuality is just peer pressure and gay friends. Gays, on the other hand - well, it had to start somewhere, we just need to know how it spreads to counteract it. No gays will eventually eliminate the bisexual problem, making everyone normal and happy. See how easy it is?

freeforumuser
Aug 11, 2007
Controlling overpopulation is just another term for Hitler style eugenics.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Starter Wiggin posted:

All woman bisexuals are just attention whores.
All men bisexuals are just indecisive.

And lesbians that aren't bulldykes are just pretending so they can manipulate men, because men love pretty lesbians.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
I like how this thread has slowly turned into "post what you secretly, actually believe but can't say in GBS otherwise the resident morality brigade will stampede in with their version of hyper-liberal-inverse-Sharia-Law rhetoric and scream bloody murder for the mods to ban you because you're obviously a brainless neanderthal who's not as brilliant and all-knowing as they are because you have a different opinion, and then of course the mods do instantly ban you because they're so afraid of SA losing its spot as the most politically correct, 'progressive and forward thinking' website on the internet... which they actually believe is something to be proud of."

GreatGreen has a new favorite as of 18:56 on Apr 9, 2012

Awkward Davies
Sep 3, 2009
Grimey Drawer
The Facebook and Instagram thing doesn't affect me because I'm not on Facebook.

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:

GreatGreen posted:

I like how this thread has slowly turned into "post what you secretly, actually believe but can't say in GBS otherwise the resident morality brigade will stampede in with their version of hyper-liberal-inverse-Sharia-Law rhetoric and scream bloody murder for the mods to ban you because you're obviously a brainless neanderthal who's not as brilliant and all-knowing as they are because you have a different opinion, and then of course the mods do instantly ban you because they're so afraid of SA losing its spot as the most politically correct, 'progressive and forward thinking' website on the internet... which they actually believe is something to be proud of."

Cool, I like things too. /shades-motorcycle-sunset-ride-off-into

forever whatever
Sep 28, 2007

Hitting the wall.
the free market can absorb it

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

GreatGreen posted:

I like how this thread has slowly turned into "post what you secretly, actually believe but can't say in GBS otherwise the resident morality brigade will stampede in with their version of hyper-liberal-inverse-Sharia-Law rhetoric and scream bloody murder for the mods to ban you because you're obviously a brainless neanderthal who's not as brilliant and all-knowing as they are because you have a different opinion, and then of course the mods do instantly ban you because they're so afraid of SA losing its spot as the most politically correct, 'progressive and forward thinking' website on the internet... which they actually believe is something to be proud of."

Heh, looks like someone hasn't taken their meds today :smugdog:

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Heh, looks like someone hasn't taken their meds today :smugdog:


You don't need meds, supposedly "mentally ill" people just need to suck it up and quit whining.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
Writing multi-paragraph, genuinely outraged essays psychoanalyzing fedora wearing nerds is really goony and it's infinitely better to just point and laugh.

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20

Maremidon posted:

Writing multi-paragraph, genuinely outraged essays psychoanalyzing fedora wearing nerds is really goony and it's infinitely better to just point and laugh.

Goons only do that poo poo to feel better about their own geekouts, everyone on this site has had carnal knowledge of an anime figurine at least once.

Except me, I'm supercool.

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Gay Abortions
Dec 12, 2007

The designated hitter rule is for wimps.

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