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britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

I laughed so hard at this. A guy enjoys wrestling so much he throws a chair against a wall and runs out the run on celebration? Brilliant.

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The Best Christmas
May 13, 2011

That wasn't the wall.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

The Best Christmas posted:

That wasn't the wall.

Yeah, because The Wall is dead.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

That grandma is awesome

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Puro thread doesn't get a ton of traffic and it's free video on the internet so...

3 hours of Bryan Danielson in NOAH.
Annoying DVD iso format though.


e: Here's Lance Storm beating up 3 Count on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY36QzWN7uo

UltimoDragonQuest fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Apr 3, 2012

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Skinty McEdger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7rTy__sFM

I've tried and failed three times to watch this "intense" promo without bursting out laughing.

It's like he's doing an funny impression of Avery Brooks.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
The best Low Ki promo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoZL73ea-IU

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Cool video highlighting Chris Hero vs Tozawa with an odd choice for the music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaCqwJn8mlY

skyliner
Sep 16, 2006

A Japanese comedy show has comedians work a comedy match with Mutoh and Kensuke Sasaki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORQZOyWdLLg

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Since Brock came back, I figured I'd scour YouTube for some Brock and Cena Interactions.

Brock vs. Cena, 2002. Pre-Thuganomics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Ml4iqs1Ew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Ml4iqs1Ew

In the early months of 2003, Cena was chasing Brock, calling him out through rap, and going as far as coming up with a knock off of the F-5, called the FU (now known as the Attitude Adjustment). Brock retaliated by shattering Cena's knee with an F-5 into a ring post.

Cena calling out Brock 3/27/03, or how Cena could have acted last night when Brock showed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ndCbZS4tbU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ndCbZS4tbU

Brock vs. Cena, Backlash 2003.
Truck Monkey Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKzN0ou618A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKzN0ou618A

Cena's Entrance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzNsebh6jPw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzNsebh6jPw

Match Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M6VL6u_uKQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M6VL6u_uKQ

Match Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8BxmScebiI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8BxmScebiI

Afterwards, their paths crossed during the Team Angle vs Team Lesnar Survivor Series, but nothing really memorable. Cena went face (going on 9 years now) and Lesnar still had the WWE Championship, eventually dropping it to Eddie.

Evil Badman fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Apr 4, 2012

Pakelika
May 13, 2005

Work It! Thats Right! Awwww Yeah!

skyliner posted:

A Japanese comedy show has comedians work a comedy match with Mutoh and Kensuke Sasaki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORQZOyWdLLg

As a man that love The No Laughing Game, this made me pop hard.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
Chief Jay Strongbow died. This is literally the only memory I have of him.

IRS interrupts Tatanka vs. Kwang, shitkickings and desecrations ensue.

Five minute recap version

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PzvzfS3IhI8!


Sub Zero vs three jobbers in some German fed.
Literally everything must be watched.

Oh God What
Apr 25, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMBZJtUOi94

Post-RAW dark match, Cody/Kane/Bryan Vs. Sheamus/Randy/Show.

Crowd is loud as hell

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
One of the few big laughs Cena's ever gotten out of me was referring to Team Lesnar as "Team Sasquatch". It's not brilliant, but that team was enormous and it seemed appropriate.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Jelq the Sanem posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PzvzfS3IhI8!


Sub Zero vs three jobbers in some German fed.
Literally everything must be watched.

Holy poo poo dude

This is....AAAAAAAHHHHH

Did I literally just hear them call the ref Mikey The Retard?

SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Apr 4, 2012

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Holy poo poo dude

This is....AAAAAAAHHHHH

Did I literally just hear them call the ref Mikey The Retard?

Yes and he is wearing a Falconer's glove for some reason. VWF is the best thing and it takes place in a gym about 3 feet wider than the ring itself

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Oatgan posted:

Yes and he is wearing a Falconer's glove for some reason. VWF is the best thing and it takes place in a gym about 3 feet wider than the ring itself

I have seen backyard guys wrestle better

EDIT: I assume these dudes are legit training.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjIdSkDX4wo

I am convinced that there is exactly one time-traveler, and he just goes to wrestling shows to gently caress with people.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Flameingblack posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjIdSkDX4wo

I am convinced that there is exactly one time-traveler, and he just goes to wrestling shows to gently caress with people.

But he was doing the yes chant for Punk.

:colbert:

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

Gavok posted:

With that Wrestlemania news, here's that amazing video of Brock Lesnar destroying half the planet to the tune of the Requiem for a Dream song.

That has me thinking. What are the best wrestling-based music videos on YouTube? Off the top of my head, there's:

Lesnar/Requiem
DDP/TNT
CM Punk/Dr. Horrible
Chris Benoit/No Bravery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sppPH3MYv9I

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

I honestly think Brock Lesnar had perhaps the greatest, most effective, quick monster heel build in history.

And that's because he was loving TERRIFYING.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I honestly think Brock Lesnar had perhaps the greatest, most effective, quick monster heel build in history.

And that's because he was loving TERRIFYING.

He was good at everything. He was also good at selling and bumping, which kind of became an issue because he should have done less of it.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I honestly think Brock Lesnar had perhaps the greatest, most effective, quick monster heel build in history.

And that's because he was loving TERRIFYING.

Brock had a nice mini feud with the Hardys. A bunch of the matches ended because the Hardys were too beat up to continue and the ref threw out the match. Prior to that, I'd never seen such a thing before and it made Brock seem like a freaking monster. Finishing the match in such a fashion, when used sparingly, is effective as hell.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Writer Cath posted:

Brock had a nice mini feud with the Hardys. A bunch of the matches ended because the Hardys were too beat up to continue and the ref threw out the match. Prior to that, I'd never seen such a thing before and it made Brock seem like a freaking monster. Finishing the match in such a fashion, when used sparingly, is effective as hell.

The funny thing is I also bought into it because I honestly believed the man was a goddamn freak of nature who WILL gently caress you up, and his UFC tenure supported this theory.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Havent seen this in a long time,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpd1jBWuH0&feature=related

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Dunno if this has been posted yet but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAiU97oZnhM

The best YouTube comment:

quote:

Here comes the grain!

Meth Rollins
Jun 24, 2005
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAVnuVzw6m8

The Blue Danielube Waltz

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Railroad5 posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAVnuVzw6m8

The Blue Danielube Waltz

That was pretty fantastic.

Apex predator my rear end, Randy.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Railroad5 posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAVnuVzw6m8

The Blue Danielube Waltz

Imagine this as an early mankind-style victory theme

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Jelq the Sanem posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PzvzfS3IhI8!


Sub Zero vs three jobbers in some German fed.
Literally everything must be watched.
It's a good thing I know German...

(about the jobbers) "I don't know anything about these three but they're Freiarbeiter" [open learners at their own pace]
"Yes, they work cheap"

And the white powder used in the end is 'anthrax'...

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
I know you guys are probably more clued up than I am but I only just found this yesterday. Maffew from Botchamania is doing a Wrestlemaniamania run and so far has two videos covering the first seven Wrestlemania events. While not full of incredible botches, there are some great moments and it's also a great trip down memory lane. It's on the botchamania site: http://botchamania.com/

Giant Squid
May 17, 2005
Tentacles rise from the sea...
Could anyone post links to a few really good Dusty Rhodes matches? I don't think I've ever seen any examples of his best work in the ring.

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

Giant Squid posted:

Could anyone post links to a few really good Dusty Rhodes matches? I don't think I've ever seen any examples of his best work in the ring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le8ibq8juHA

:nws: note:blood :nws:

Also may not be his best in ring work, but c'mon. It's Abby vs. The Dream.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
An amazing 1980 match between Johnny Saint and Steve Grey that I really enjoyed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-siSb6kCH4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqN1SMRrLAI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg-MNVqDowI

apsouthern fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Apr 9, 2012

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Ah, Ernie Ladd, why are you so awesome?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z28BYFA_Qso&feature=related

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
I was watching an old NWA World Wide episode from 1985, and Dusty cut a promo on Tully Blanchard that included this fine lady, who was apparently a "present" to the American Dream from his good buddy Jimmy Valiant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM5cDAG7Wkg

:stonk:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Lone Rogue posted:

He was good at everything. He was also good at selling and bumping, which kind of became an issue because he should have done less of it.

He really was, makes me wish they'd done like Taker with him, especially chair shots - but even with the Hardy feud, he took a couple shots right to the loving face and still landed on his feet when he left the ring. That, to me, was what sold him as "holy poo poo, this dude is a goddamn freak"

Beasley
Sep 20, 2008

You better get ready to die.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_9OmJZwSpU

Promos for SCP 5-Year Anniversary.

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Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhXoD6yFo6g

12 large brother. :smith:

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