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crazypeltast52 posted:Indeed, no stripling boy, untried by female charms, will play goon over me! The boy hasn't even seen his fifteenth nameday! Contra Calculus posted:I love it when goons complain about ugly people because then I'm reminded that the average one looks like this: Personally I blame Gurm. Urdnot Fire fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Apr 11, 2012 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:When I was 14 I posted on the Internet with a 1200 modem and mostly discussed lovely nerd poo poo. Oh, those halcyon days of Beast Wars toy discussion. Transmetals, Fuzors, Transmetal IIs, even vanilla Maximals and Predacons. Now I talk about rape-books and play browser games where I make lemon pie. At least I'm not obsessed with a girl from the other side of the world anymore. 
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Apr 11, 2012 17:23
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Man you guys were loving geeks when you were young. I posted on loving videogame forums when I was 12. That's mature right? I mean the average age of a gamer is 28 years old so I was mature for my age when I argued with grown-rear end men about whether Samus or Zelda was hotter. Right? RIGHT?
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Apr 11, 2012 17:39
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Contra Calculus posted:I love it when goons complain about ugly people because then I'm reminded that the average goon looks like this: What the gently caress dude don't dox me bro
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Apr 11, 2012 17:41
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Wait, Arnold... You're my dad?
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Apr 11, 2012 17:47
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Contra Calculus posted:Wait, Arnold... You're my dad? I don't know which one of us should be more ashamed!
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Apr 11, 2012 17:52
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Tony Danza Claus posted:When I was 14 I posted on the Internet with a 1200 modem and mostly discussed lovely nerd poo poo.
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Apr 11, 2012 18:01
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savinhill posted:When I was 14 my only activity that was comparable to posting on the internet was writing horribly offensive graffiti on my school's bathroom walls and hanging pictures torn out of porn mags on the bulletin boards in my school hallways. I carved "Pharaoh Sucks" (dog head, owl, snake, dog head) onto pyramid walls.
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Apr 11, 2012 18:05
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Tony Danza Claus posted:I carved "Pharaoh Sucks" (dog head, owl, snake, dog head) onto pyramid walls. Haha, you old rear end in a top hat. All the cool kids were printing "Lord Berlington is a nonce" in ink on papyrus and then applying pig tar as an adhesive to stick the note on doors back in my day.
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Apr 11, 2012 18:16
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I was pretty normal and then someone introduced me to this forum and now I post in this thread so I basically had Theon's character arc
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Apr 11, 2012 18:20
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"Everything was going alright in my life and then I read AFFC." -everyone who read AFFC "I miss the good old days when AFFC was the bad book." -everyone who read ADWD Wild Cards are all going through Jeyne Poole's story arc.
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Apr 11, 2012 18:26
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Wait, I'm confused. Who's the Littlefinger who sold us off to Ramsay/GRRM in this analogy?
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Apr 11, 2012 18:42
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Parris. 
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Apr 11, 2012 18:46
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Parris.
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Apr 11, 2012 18:50
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I don't know why episode two was up on HBOGO early and episode three isn't. I watched episode two right away and now I have to wait two weeks until the next crappy episode.
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Apr 11, 2012 19:57
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Episode 2 wasn't supposed to be up early, but was in the Netherlands only. It was a mistake, they're not doing any early HBOGO episodes for the rest of the season, or at least HBO hasn't announced any yet. They did do it once last year (on purpose).
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Apr 11, 2012 20:02
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http://www.westeros.org/GoT/Features/Entry/Interview_with_David_Benioff_and_Dan_Weiss/quote:Q: Some say there seems to be more sex in the show than in the books… 
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Apr 11, 2012 20:21
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Contra Calculus posted:Man you guys were loving geeks when you were young. I didn't even have the loving internet when I was 12. We had to get porn the old fashioned way, from the woods dwelling porn fairy and bootlegging VHS tapes.
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Apr 11, 2012 20:21
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Intel&Sebastian posted:http://www.westeros.org/GoT/Features/Entry/Interview_with_David_Benioff_and_Dan_Weiss/ Honestly, the only time I've felt physically ill from reading a book, any book, was when Joffrey made his guard strip Sansa naked and then beat the poo poo out of her in front of everyone, god that was awful. The show is nothing compared to the books.
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Apr 11, 2012 20:25
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That was worse than the Jeyne/Reek/Ramsay situation? With the added later implication of bestiality and him biting and beating the poo poo out of her...
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Apr 11, 2012 20:28
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Tony Danza Claus posted:"I miss the good old days when AFFC was the bad book." This should be the subtitle of this thread.
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Smashurbanipal posted:That was worse than the Jeyne/Reek/Ramsay situation? With the added later implication of bestiality and him biting and beating the poo poo out of her... By the time I got to ADWD I was already desensitized by the GURM 
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El Hefe posted:Honestly, the only time I've felt physically ill from reading a book, any book, was when Joffrey made his guard strip Sansa naked and then beat the poo poo out of her in front of everyone, god that was awful. She will be naked in the show right... Don't tell me I bought HBO this year for nothing!
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Intel&Sebastian posted:http://www.westeros.org/GoT/Features/Entry/Interview_with_David_Benioff_and_Dan_Weiss/ they had to age up everyone because the dany sex would have been illegal as hell and gurm was adamant about keeping it
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Apr 11, 2012 20:32
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Rurik posted:Too bad it was Dany who was wed to Drogo instead of Asha. I get the feeling she would've known how to appreciate the elements of Dothraki culture much better than our ~princess~ and that the Dothraki would've appreciated her too. She certainly would have left Mirri to die so Drogo wouldn't be dead (like he is now because of Dany's stupidity). Mirri didn't kill Drogo. Drogo died because he was a little bitch who couldn't handle the pain without alcohol and milk of the poppy. She told him not to, and he guzzled down on immunosuppressants anyway. Dany killed her out of stupid childish rage.
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Apr 11, 2012 20:32
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I wasn't half as disgusted with those scenes as I was after I became aware of the pear shaped man and whatever that my-book-is-coming-alive! poo poo was. I can't honestly wave it off as an author trying to blacken the world he's made through sick depravity. Now I'm just going to get mad when poo poo like that goes down in twow.
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Apr 11, 2012 20:33
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El Hefe posted:Honestly, the only time I've felt physically ill from reading a book, any book, was when Joffrey made his guard strip Sansa naked and then beat the poo poo out of her in front of everyone, god that was awful. The show hasn't gotten to that part yet, there are still at least 10 episodes where that could happen.
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Apr 11, 2012 20:36
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TrickyTrev posted:She will be naked in the show right... Don't tell me I bought HBO this year for nothing! The actress is like 15 years old so no, she will not be.
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Apr 11, 2012 20:38
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Apr 11, 2012 20:43
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When I was 14 I was playing Legend of the Red Dragon on a two-line BBS and selling torn out pages from porn mags at school.
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Apr 11, 2012 20:44
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Interestingly enough, there are no chapters that describe Joffrey as having any form of sexual contact. You would think that a kid who shoots cats, gleefully watches a topless girl get slugged and is just a shining example of narcissistic sadistic psychosis would jump at the opportunity to rape a few chamber maids or grope the poo poo out of the ladies in waiting.
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Sophia posted:The actress is like 15 years old so no, she will not be. There's a great a disturbance in the force. As though a million redditors cried out in anguish.
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Apr 11, 2012 20:47
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Tony Danza Claus posted:There's a great a disturbance in the force. As though a million redditors cried out in anguish. What about if they use a fake boob like Robin was sucking.
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TrickyTrev posted:What about if they use a fake boob like Robin was sucking. "How can we get our naked Sansa torture on screen?!" :redditsay: /
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Hahahahaha, they released a new trailer for the GoT RPG. http://www.gametrailers.com/video/rpg-trailer-game-of/729036 Look who makes an appearance:  It's Maester Gurmon himself.
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When I was 12 I was trying to figure out how to get the goddamn sound to work on Warcraft, playing doom 2 over a 14.4k modem and going batshit crazy over how awesome the movie Independence Day was. My spank material was positively basic compared to all this crazy stuff. I just had a playboy under my bed.
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Smashurbanipal posted:Interestingly enough, there are no chapters that describe Joffrey as having any form of sexual contact. You would think that a kid who shoots cats, gleefully watches a topless girl get slugged and is just a shining example of narcissistic sadistic psychosis would jump at the opportunity to rape a few chamber maids or grope the poo poo out of the ladies in waiting. I know right? The whole time I read the books there was this unspoken creepiness about Joffrey and his lack of anything sexual. I still dunno if it was intentional at all. edit: GURM writes sexually-depraved characters->creepy GURM writes asexual characters->still creepy HOW DOES HE DO IT??? Trico fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Apr 11, 2012 |
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Trico posted:I know right? The whole time I read the books there was this unspoken creepiness about Joffrey and his lack of anything sexual. I still dunno if it was intentional at all. I just wonder how grrm restrained himself...
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Hakkesshu posted:It's Maester Gurmon himself.
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Joffery has a deformed dick from his incestuous background we just never find out about it because hes not a pov character. He doesnt show his dick to anyone except the prostitutes he murders so none of the povs get to see it.
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