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TrickyTrev posted:What about if they use a fake boob like Robin was sucking. They strip Sansa down to reveal she is wearing one of those novelty t-shirts with a naked woman figure overlaying it.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:There's a great a disturbance in the force. As though a million redditors cried out in anguish. You know what's going to own? The scene where she has her period. Reddit will loving implode at there being an underaged girl in a nightgown but she's also doing icky girl things like menstruating. Intel&Sebastian posted:When I was 12 I was trying to figure out how to get the goddamn sound to work on Warcraft, playing doom 2 over a 14.4k modem and going batshit crazy over how awesome the movie Independence Day was. You probably had your IRQs wrong.  Seriously, you kids who've always known the internet, it's sad. You missed out on woods porn, didn't you? Woods porn is a rite of passage.
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Apr 11, 2012 21:27
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IRQ posted:You know what's going to own? The scene where she has her period. Reddit will loving implode at there being an underaged girl in a nightgown but she's also doing icky girl things like menstruating. But at that instant, wanting to bone her will become "ephebophile" or whatever. It'll prove that their wanting to nail a 14 year old is totally healthy and acceptable and fine and you guys are the real biggots 
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Rurik posted:Ugh, I haven't seen S2 episodes yet and can't seem to find good pictures or videos of Yara's scenes anywhere.  She's pretty fantastic, tbh. Asha is one of my favorite characters from the books and even though I had pictured her as a bit more of a bombshell in my head, she still met my expectations.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:18
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Our boy AH trolling in TVIV:Azure_Horizon posted:The sexposition is silly, but "cheesy" is definitely not an adjective for the show.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:18
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GRRM constantly amazes me. I am amazed by him, and by his writing. He is one who amazes; he is amazing. Sometimes I cannot credit what I read, which is why these books are also in credible.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:27
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Maytag posted:When I was 14 I was playing Legend of the Red Dragon on a two-line BBS and selling torn out pages from porn mags at school. IRQ posted:You probably had your IRQs wrong. quote:Seriously, you kids who've always known the internet, it's sad. You missed out on woods porn, didn't you? Woods porn is a rite of passage.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:33
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whowhatwhere posted:What the gently caress is woods porn? Porn you find in the woods. How you got to see your first completely naked woman before the internet. It's like a universal constant no matter where or what kind of urban/country area you're from. At some point as a kid, you found porn in woods.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:43
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Junkenstein posted:Porn you find in the woods. How you got to see your first completely naked woman before the internet. IRQ is one of the thread babbies. Like Contra. Woods porn died with our old asses.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:45
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The true revalation of woods porno is that when you are 18+ and fondly remember back to the time you found porn in the woods you are supposed to go buy some and dump it in the drat woods. I trust you all will follow through.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:47
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In Canada, my experience was with snowbank porn. Frozen magazines, man. Ice-cold smut. Awww yeahhhh.
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^^^Dirty Snow. Porncicles.Intel&Sebastian posted:The true revalation of woods porno is that when you are 18+ and fondly remember back to the time you found porn in the woods you are supposed to go buy some and dump it in the drat woods. BRB, gotta dump a whole truckload of gay bondage mags in the forest.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:49
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Tony Danza Claus posted:IRQ is one of the thread babbies. Like Contra. I'm the one who brought up woods porn, I am the grandpa. whowhatwhere posted:How many years have you been waiting to make that joke? I've made it before. Woods porn is how kids got porn before the internet. Nobody knows how or why it was there, but there was always porn to be found in the woods, usually found while shooting crap with bb guns. You tried not to think too much about its origins.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:51
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Intel&Sebastian posted:The true revalation of woods porno is that when you are 18+ and fondly remember back to the time you found porn in the woods you are supposed to go buy some and dump it in the drat woods. Can I just leave a flashdrive? What about just some external HDDs or laptop drives or something?
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IRQ posted:I'm the one who brought up woods porn, I am the grandpa. There was probably some pedophile watching you masturbate.
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That's the single most bizarre universal constant I've ever heard of.
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El Hefe posted:There was probably some pedophile watching you masturbate. There were no webcams back then, dude.
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IRQ posted:Our boy AH trolling in TVIV: No, more like speaking gospel.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:57
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:In Canada, my experience was with snowbank porn. Frozen magazines, man. Ice-cold smut. Please let this not be a joke, that is soooooo Canada.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:57
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El Hefe posted:There was probably some pedophile watching you masturbate. You're supposed to take it home. Or to whichever kids home had the most innattentive parents.
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Apr 11, 2012 22:59
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The only thing that bothers me about Asha, besides trying to figure out who the gently caress Yara was, was that I always envisioned her with darker hair. IRQ posted:I'm the one who brought up woods porn, I am the grandpa. The Internet moves with the sun and pushes the porn of the wilderness with it, until one day there will be nowhere left. The Internet is a place for my broadband son and his people. One day there will be no woods porn, and there will be some kind of super internet porn and regular internet porn will be gone, like the woods porn. New people will come, sometimes twice a day. But once, we were here.
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Apr 11, 2012 23:00
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I have never heard of woods porn before and this feels sort of like the first time someone dared me to sneak into the boys' restroom and I learned about urinals. Guys' lives are weird.
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Sophia posted:I have never heard of woods porn before and this feels sort of like the first time someone dared me to sneak into the boys' restroom and I learned about urinals. Guys' lives are weird. We live by Man Code. I would be beaten silly if I revealed some man truths. Now who wants to "sword fight?"
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Sophia posted:I have never heard of woods porn before and this feels sort of like the first time someone dared me to sneak into the boys' restroom and I learned about urinals. Guys' lives are weird. The shock and mystery of a young girl finding out that boys really DO have weird side-ways toilets and pee on the wall is just hilarious and cute both at once. It's like the anti-grum,but still bathroom related.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Please let this not be a joke, that is soooooo Canada. Not a joke at all. I was waiting for my pick-up to go to school one morning, and there it was, sticking out the side of the snowbank. Three whole magazines. They thawed poorly, but it was good enough for us... nine? ten?-year-olds. They say pornography is a medium best viewed cold. And it is very cold... in Iqaluit. 
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Arnold of Soissons posted:The shock and mystery of a young girl finding out that boys really DO have weird side-ways toilets and pee on the wall is just hilarious and cute both at once. GRRM spotted.
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Smashurbanipal posted:That was worse than the Jeyne/Reek/Ramsay situation? With the added later implication of bestiality and him biting and beating the poo poo out of her...
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Apr 11, 2012 23:14
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Oh Chuck Palahniuk, only you can write such horrific things in such a deathly boring manner 
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Arnold of Soissons posted:The shock and mystery of a young girl finding out that boys really DO have weird side-ways toilets and pee on the wall Counterpoint: my 8 year old cousin (at the time) seeing my baby niece's girl parts while her diaper was being changed and his mind being totally blown. You could read on his face this concern that there was some kind of accident or something she'd been in and he was puzzling it out.
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Well that's two secrets out, might as well admit we only watch baseball to get 2 hours to our loving selves and all those stats are completely made up bullshit.quote:New people will come, sometimes twice a day. But once, we were here. That actually kind of made me feel better about woods porn dissapearing. I'm still going to do it though, there are still parental filters and kids who are too poor for the internet. They will be like the Ozzy Osbournes of their generation (Ozzy was found to have some Cro-Magnon genes or some poo poo). Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Not a joke at all. I was waiting for my pick-up to go to school one morning, and there it was, sticking out the side of the snowbank. Three whole magazines. They thawed poorly, but it was good enough for us... nine? ten?-year-olds. This also made me feel much better. Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Apr 11, 2012 |
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But scotch is still delicious by God and we'll still enjoy our single malts with cigars, thank you very much!
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Intel&Sebastian posted:The true revalation of woods porno is that when you are 18+ and fondly remember back to the time you found porn in the woods you are supposed to go buy some and dump it in the drat woods. I'm pretty sure that's like, facilitating a minor having sex with itself or some drat thing. Count me out. I guess I'm bitter at never finding woods porn since I had to buy my first Playboy at the mall, from a 20 something dude who was finally at the register instead of the matronly women who usually staffed the old Waldenbooks. It featured one of Ronald Reagan's daughters of all things. One of those old ladies scowled at me for buying Anne
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:One of those old ladies scowled at me for buying Anne Definitely not. It seems like noone knows the horrible truth of the Gurm.
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I too found woods porn as a boy. Also recently found out the drop ceiling in my sleazy apartment is a cache of gay porn and underwear. Only gonna tell the wife after we move.
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Smashurbanipal posted:Interestingly enough, there are no chapters that describe Joffrey as having any form of sexual contact. You would think that a kid who shoots cats, gleefully watches a topless girl get slugged and is just a shining example of narcissistic sadistic psychosis would jump at the opportunity to rape a few chamber maids or grope the poo poo out of the ladies in waiting. How'd you guys let this one by?? Joffrey gropes Sansa's titties before marrying her off to Tyrion 
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Oh right, I forgot all about him basically saying he was going to rape her whenever he felt like it because he was king.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Definitely not. It seems like noone knows the horrible truth of the Gurm. It seems like even after people have read the books it doesn't sink in. Sophia posted:I have never heard of woods porn before and this feels sort of like the first time someone dared me to sneak into the boys' restroom and I learned about urinals. Guys' lives are weird. Well they don't force girls to be 18 to buy Twilight and whatever other girl porn. You don't know what it's like to have to watch scrambled cable porn to get your fix, do you? No you don't. Is that even still a thing? Scrambled porn channels? Meeeemories! 
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whowhatwhere posted:Oh right, I forgot all about him basically saying he was going to rape her whenever he felt like it because he was king. And this is one of Tyrion's triggers. It's no wonder Cersei suspected him of poisoning Guafrey.
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Threatening to rape someone your own age in these books is like running a red light in grand theft auto.
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Factor_VIII posted:From what I've gathered Faceless Men aren't supposed to kill people they know when they're on the clock, ... This was an inconsistency that bothered me. When Arya was sent out to kill, she was specifically ordered to kill her target and nobody else. Yet her old friend the Faceless Man kills a novice in the ADWD prologue so that he can masquerade as that novice in the epilogue, presumably in order to kill somebody else. Perhaps the customer went for the Unlimited-Kill Upgrade? It's only $4.95 extra.
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