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big business sloth posted:Oh, and the "Do you know who I saw together today...? Just laughin' and slappin' I really, really, really miss these. Can't quite put my finger on why - I don't care much about celebrities and I didn't know most of the names Seth dropped. I think part of it was the saturation, maybe; I kept imagining this one Starbucks on Larchmont just packed with B-listers making out. Hey, that's a crazy coffee shop you've got going. Are you okay? Do you need... help?
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*PUNCH* posted:I really, really, really miss these. Can't quite put my finger on why - I don't care much about celebrities and I didn't know most of the names Seth dropped. I think part of it was the saturation, maybe; I kept imagining this one Starbucks on Larchmont just packed with B-listers making out. Hey, that's a crazy coffee shop you've got going. Are you okay? Do you need... help? I love these, too, because they establish Seth as a crazy gossip type. Maybe my favorite one was, "I saw Marilu Henner at LAX again. She remembered me." (The joke being that Marilu Henner has hyperthymesia)
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*PUNCH* posted:I really, really, really miss these. Can't quite put my finger on why - I don't care much about celebrities and I didn't know most of the names Seth dropped. I think part of it was the saturation, maybe; I kept imagining this one Starbucks on Larchmont just packed with B-listers making out. Hey, that's a crazy coffee shop you've got going. Are you okay? Do you need... help? It was always someone sorta B-list and then someone sorta D-list, which made it funnier. Just FYI to the guy who initially asked I started at 1 and I THINK I might have skipped 3,4, and 5 or something trivial, but it's been at least a year and I'm on 266, and it's been great to have this massive backlog of funny stuff that I hardly have to worry about running out of. Long car ride? Bus day? Dishes, cooking? It's great.
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As long as your hunting and tracking skills are superb, it is without a doubt worth starting from the beginning. That poem honestly made me cry. I would love a 30 minute highlight clip of all of Seth's sobriety rants.
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That one long rants & raves from craigslist where Seth just goes bananas with sound effects gets me every goddamn time. No milk for my cereal. Brrrnrnrrrnr. Boss a jerk again. Geegeeeg. Gotta wait for the bathroom. Wehnurrr.
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Carwash oval office posted:As long as your hunting and tracking skills are superb, it is without a doubt worth starting from the beginning. That poem honestly made me cry. I almost forgot just how much great stuff like JAH!nathan's Poetry are in the very early episodes. The Red Hot Chili Peppers "inspired" rap is one of my favorite bits in the show's entire history, primarily for Seth's reaction. Same for "Lunatic." "Sorry I am giving you all this poo poo/But it just helps to write out whats going on in the mind of a lunatic." "gently caress YOU, man! Gimmie that thing...oh my God, it really says that." JethroMcB fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Apr 3, 2012 |
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The Quake posted:That one long rants & raves from craigslist where Seth just goes bananas with sound effects gets me every goddamn time. That was an amazing breakdown. I miss Seth's boner rage / dudes being mad about things "rrrrrrrrrrrrgh" sound effect.
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Kid-Seths obsession with Dukes of Hazard was pretty drat funny too.
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:Kid-Seths obsession with Dukes of Hazard was pretty drat funny too. Did they ever release Seth's middle school yearbook picture in which they described him as the most awesome looking kid ever?
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If one were to edit together all the 'dren rants, the sobriety breakdowns, and the laughing/slapping items, would there be... synergy? Seriously- just 30 minutes of solid Seth, rolling at full throttle. Did Seth ever get duped by a craigs house JO ad posted by forum goons? I know there's a comedy goldmine of goon-produced ads that sound mighty similar.
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AnnoyBot posted:If one were to edit together all the 'dren rants, the sobriety breakdowns, and the laughing/slapping items, would there be... synergy? Seriously- just 30 minutes of solid Seth, rolling at full throttle. Someone edited together all the Craig's Haus bits and it was over 3 hours.
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big business sloth posted:Someone edited together all the Craig's Haus bits and it was over 3 hours.  , is there a link to that?
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http://www.sendspace.com/file/jfntg1
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"I'm watchin' TV, stop looking at me! I look at you, bitch!" Hahahahaa
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Watching you, watching me, watching me, watching TV - UYD!
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Nobody puts UYD on page 2, nobody. Lost it listening to this weeks episode when they're talking about Manson getting out 
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mcvey posted:Nobody puts UYD on page 2, nobody. Did you notice some weird buzz on the left channel around the middle of the ep? Trying to determine if it was my speaker or their mix.
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It's their mix again. It's gotten better than it was but still messes up some time. Good ep this week.
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I about died during that Manson bit and the strip club VIP package, and the loving Halle Berry/house hunters YOU'RE NOT REAL PEOPLE. Probably the best ep in months, Seth getting in a froth (and nor getting sidetracked by jah) is the best.
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I liked the whole April fool's thing and Jonathan going " u mad" and Seth losing it.
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The Quake posted:I liked the whole April fool's thing and Jonathan going " u mad" and Seth losing it.
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I got the butt cancer, gimme some weed.
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So I was going through the uyd slogans here to steal one for a title, and ended up laughing my rear end off for a while. Some of the best: UYD: Your only source in Los Angeles for country music UYD: Over the knee bare-bottom discipline UYD: Solo bukkake for the soul Superstition, feng shui and nostalgia: The Autobiography of Seth Romatelli
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I get paid, you get outta here, it's win-win Caesarian section
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Chantix posted:So I was going through the uyd slogans here to steal one for a title, and ended up laughing my rear end off for a while. Some of the best: UYD: Kidney out the butt UYD: Daytime DUIs UYD: Drowning in bitch juice
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UYD: Whitest Diapers in the Neighborhood UYD: Gotta Live By The Hanky Code UYD: GLBTQ and all the Ps
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UYD: It's called a knuckle rub UYD: Your only source in Los Angeles for country music
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Not strictly that, but my favorite will always be references to "Twin Jets Productions"
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Chantix posted:UYD: Over the knee bare-bottom discipline UYD: OTK BBD
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UYD: The Greatest Show on Earth
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big business sloth posted:Not strictly that, but my favorite will always be references to "Twin Jets Productions" Same but even greater affection for "Straight Talkin/Lampin’ with Schneer and Laterne"
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Bobby Malone posted:My wife's missing two things. Thumbs?
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BALLS. I need a big daddy to punish me. Thick cocks and big shooters to the front of the line. All those craigshouse things still kill me. Uh oh just ordered *two* pizzas and the stupid bitch wife's outta town. Need someone to help me finish it all, watch the lakers game and J/O. No gay poo poo. Shaven a must. Also they really should be selling Tina Turner University shirts if they're not already.
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Lil Jon Galt posted:Same but even greater affection for "Straight Talkin/Lampin’ with Schneer and Laterne" I'm John Larroquette, this is Seth Bellucci, and welcome to Tough Stuff.
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Lil Jon Galt posted:BALLS. I need a big daddy to punish me. Thick cocks and big shooters to the front of the line. Ugh stupid bitch doesn't even have a dick.
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UYD: Pointing, screaming and running UYD: D-R-E-N D-T-F
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The best Craigshouse related incident was when Seth's mom went to the Apple store, explained the show to the dude helping her and this was the first clip he played. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbgVFy41reM
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UYD: Distraction, Comfort, Sedation.
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