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The bald dude that kills Lommy in the show is Raff, right? (I feel like a nerd just knowing both those names, jesus)Rurik posted:The only way I would accept Jon coming back to life is him getting seriously but not mortally wounded and recovering. No more shadow ex vaginas, please. Oh you poor soul, the vagina shadow demons are just beginning. Also, I'm p sure since they resurrected EVERY OTHER loving CHARCTER with a R'hllor priest loving a corpse or whatever (how did they bring them back to life?) and since Melissandre is literally right there and wants him alive, they are going to resurrect Jon. Gurm hasn't had the balls to permanently kill a character off since ASOS. Contra Calculus fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Apr 16, 2012 |
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The red priests bring people back by macking on their corpses. Not quite as bad as sex, but necrophiliac nonetheless.
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Apr 16, 2012 20:31
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There are several dreams (I flagged them all on my Kindle but am too lazy to cite) in which Jon is foreshadowed as spending some time on ice (literally) in the Wall. The Prologue is also pretty clear foreshadowing about how wargs get to chill out with their spirit animals after death. I bet a lemoncake that Jon spends a chunk of TWIW frozen and having wolf dreams. I can only hope that the wolf is beaming in Competent Management 101 during that time.
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Apr 16, 2012 20:39
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I bet a lemoncake that Jon spends a chunk of TWIW frozen and having wolf dreams. I can only hope that the wolf is beaming in Competent Management 101 during that time. And his decision to completely break the Watch neutrality my marching on Ramsey was also really stupid. I can see why he got offed; he couldn't be reasoned with. Of course his death will no doubt lead to a war between the wyldlings and the remaining watchmen, so the situation at the wall is pretty much hosed either way.
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Apr 16, 2012 21:03
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Urdnot Fire posted:The red priests bring people back by macking on their corpses. Not quite as bad as sex, but necrophiliac nonetheless. That was a dude, and a degenerate drunk, not the big titty she-pope of the fire god. She's going to gently caress Jon's corpse, complete with a vivid description of giving his cold, limp phallus a handy and "breathing fire" into it. Jon is the one to bring down the Wall. Brienne is Azor Ahai. It is known.
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Apr 16, 2012 21:09
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FYI Thoros and Beric can do way cooler poo poo than Mel. She can do vagina ninjas and set a bird on fire and sucks at flame visions. Thoros is good at flame visions, resurrects dead fucks like a mad poo poo, and sets fire to all poo poo. And he makes waterlogged Stark zombies. And when my homeboy B. Don fought with the hound he just touched he sword and it burst into flame. Mel ain't got poo poo on that. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Apr 16, 2012 |
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Apr 16, 2012 21:15
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Tony Danza Claus posted:And he makes waterlogged Stark zombies.
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Apr 16, 2012 21:17
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Mel is great at visions, she just prefers Stannis fo AA. It turns out he's hung like Wun-Wun. She wants him to plunge his Lightbringer into her Nissa Nissa, if you catch my meaning. I mean loving.
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Apr 16, 2012 21:21
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The comments on that Gawker link to the SNL skit are making me think that 95% of the world has no reading comprehension. Individual quotes from the comments:quote:
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Apr 16, 2012 21:46
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She says flat out "wiener go in me make ninja demon, Stannis lose life force grow pale and thin". It's not like an R+L=J bread crumb trail. She states it outright. loving morons.
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Apr 16, 2012 22:15
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smarion2 posted:and after the 15th stab Jon was finally dead. Sam: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Jon healthy? Maester: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.
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Apr 16, 2012 22:18
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Okay, so I got home from lab today and found a box on my doorstep with a copy of A Storm of Swords and a note: So whoever is reading this thread and gave this to me, thank you. I needed a new copy of ASoS as my old one is pretty much unreadable. On the other hand, I'm a little scared that one of you knows my exact address.  I'm guessing it was someone in the bad thread IRC channel since that's the only place I really told anyone that today was my 21st birthday (woohoo, I can drink alcohol now... jk it's Utah, all our alcohol sucks). Anyway thanks again, mysterious gift-giving person.
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Apr 16, 2012 22:41
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Perhaps it was the Gurm Fairy?
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Ambiguatron posted:That was a dude, and a degenerate drunk, not the big titty she-pope of the fire god. She's going to gently caress Jon's corpse, complete with a vivid description of giving his cold, limp phallus a handy and "breathing fire" into it. Jon is the one to bring down the Wall. There is a non-zero chance that (if it were ever written) the next book will contain Meli on Jon-warged-Ghost sex or references to such. Just want everyone to remember that.
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Apr 16, 2012 22:43
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IRQ posted:There is a non-zero chance that (if it were ever written) the next book will contain Meli on Jon-warged-Ghost sex or references to such. Covering all the bases here, I see.
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Apr 16, 2012 22:45
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Contra Calculus posted:today was my 21st birthday (woohoo, I can drink alcohol now... Contra Calculus posted:woohoo, I can drink alcohol now...
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quote:I interpreted shadow baby as sex magic, rather than magic sex. Ahhh yes, I see now.
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Apr 16, 2012 22:53
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Arsenic Lupin posted:don't poison yourself just to look manly. Welp, too late. Oh well, I still made it 4 years past Robb like you said.
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Apr 16, 2012 23:01
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Contra Calculus posted:Welp, too late. Oh well, I still made it 4 years past Robb like you said. In honor of Contrababby's birthday I will remain sober tonight. May your cake be lemony and your dick shitless.
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Apr 16, 2012 23:22
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In honor of everyone's favorite babby's birthday, I will drink double. May your fuckers be absolute and your dog's head never be sewn onto your body. <3 The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Apr 16, 2012 |
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Apr 16, 2012 23:24
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You guys are the best 
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Ross posted:Jon didn't feel the fourth stab so there could have hopefully been more stabs in addition to the fourth. I always saw the stabbing scene as being like the one in Full Metal Jacket where everyone smacks Pyle with the pillowcases with soap in them... in that the last guy just digs a hole prison yard style. I'm thinking he's gonna get left out in the cold to follow his in his uncle's footsteps and become an Über-Other (I don't remember what the consensus is here about Benjen > Coldhands) or maybe he could just be dead. That could be good.
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Contra Calculus posted:You guys are the best If I were legally allowed in Utah I would totally buy you a 0.8% alcohol beer and a copy of "Women Showing Ankle".
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On the HBO forums, there is a thread titled "After Episode 13 GOT Season two is starting off weak..." and the first post starts with "After three episodes they have drug out the Arya Stark thing way too long, either get her home or kill her. I love that little gal, would like her to remain, but come on get the story moving" Oh "Richard Retey," why is your disappointment so delicious to me?  Is this how GRRM feels when he gives us books where nothing happens?JustFrakkingDoIt posted:I'm thinking he's gonna get left out in the cold to follow his in his uncle's footsteps and become an Über-Other (I don't remember what the consensus is here about Benjen > Coldhands) or maybe he could just be dead. I read the books late, so I didn't read earlier threads, but I've seen a lot of people posting that they don't think Coldhands is Benjen. I've always thought he was, and I'm not sure why so many people seem to be sure that he isn't.
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Mnemosyne posted:Oh "Richard Retey," why is your disappointment so delicious to me? Because seeing hope where you know there isn't any is the most delectable schadenfreude imaginable.
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What is this horseshit? People being nice in the bad thread?  Contra: May your tongue never taste the glory of a lemoncake, and may your dick never know freedom from the tyranny of GRRM's poo poo, you miserably half-assed fucker.
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whowhatwhere posted:What is this horseshit? People being nice in the bad thread? It's his name day. What a man sows on his name day, he reaps all year. He just got the ultimate WILD CARD. politeness
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edit: ^^^ Hey would you mind PMing me a picture of a woman's ankle instead? I just got my 3rd wife and I need to get in the mood for tonight.whowhatwhere posted:What is this horseshit? People being nice in the bad thread? It is known. Also lol at that thread. Arya's story has been the most interesting so far so I've got no idea what he's talking about (well Tyrion's has been kind of cool I guess). Contra Calculus fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Apr 17, 2012 |
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Arya's story features Hot Pie. It's the best story. Also, lol at people wanting ANYTHING resolved.
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Contra Calculus posted:Also lol at that thread. Arya's story has been the most interesting so far so I've got no idea what he's talking about (well Tyrion's has been kind of cool I guess). I'm really loving sick of Shae though.
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IRQ posted:I'm really loving sick of Shae though. Shae's character made some sense to me in the books, where she was a whore playing at being a class-hopper but ultimately falling back on what she knew to help secure her station. In the show she's acting like she forgot that if it weren't for a chance encounter with a nobleman she wouldn't have any of the poo poo she does, and that she's got to play her cards close to the chest. I'm still counting down the days to the Red Wedding. By that point half the viewers will be gone from the lack of any real resolution, and the others will be insane at just how little they have left to cheer onwards.
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Contra Calculus posted:That is the worst handwriting I have seen in a long while.
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I really wish this series had a protagonist or anyone else I came to know so I gave a poo poo what happens. If you're going the route of all the nobles are horrible, medieval society was horrible at least give me common people to care about and less sex scenes where I feel the author is masturbating as he writes. People may feel differently but I really don't think the books are well written enough to do away with all written convention, the story and the world were enough in the first 3, maybe 4, books but now without those horrible fantasy tropes like a character to care about or an overarching plot structure leading to a plot resolution I find it hard to care. Maybe if I was getting a Crime and Punishment type journey through these people's minds and how the events effected them I wouldn't complain but the reason most authors don't kill off characters all over the shop is that once you go so far you've got nothing left to care about apart from the story, which apparently stopped a while back.
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Mnemosyne posted:I read the books late, so I didn't read earlier threads, but I've seen a lot of people posting that they don't think Coldhands is Benjen. I've always thought he was, and I'm not sure why so many people seem to be sure that he isn't. I'd be interested in why people are opposed to it, as that's the theory I've been running with as well.
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Klungar posted:I'd be interested in why people are opposed to it, as that's the theory I've been running with as well.
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Doesn't Leaf outright say that Coldhands got 'killed' ages and ages ago?
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Look at that guy spoilering the fact that GRRM masturbates while he writes.
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Klungar posted:I'd be interested in why people are opposed to it, as that's the theory I've been running with as well. I seem to remember people saying that Bloodraven had said something about Coldhands having been around for a long time, and some people interpreted that as like 100 years or something. I think I also remember someone saying that there would be no reason for him to cover his face if he were Benjen. (Which I disagree with since I think it makes sense that he might not want his nephew to see him as some kind of weird zombie.) Personally, I believe the best evidence is that Benjen is awesome and Coldhands is awesome, so therefore, Coldhands must be Benjen. I believe this is inarguable. EDIT: Beaten on one of the points.
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EatDirt posted:That is the worst handwriting I have seen in a long while. I just found out who it was so I'll let him know.
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Maytag posted:Look at that guy spoilering the fact that GRRM masturbates while he writes. I just figured that since all I had left going for mysteries in this series was just how turned on by this stuff GRRM is other people would mind spoiling such an important plot point.
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