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Oh god those potions are what I think they are, aren't they? 
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Potions, and codpieces. It arrests the eyes. Is there anything other than the potions and codpiece and observing gamzee himself? There's no back arrow so I feel like I might be missing something.
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Apr 17, 2012 07:41
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Well, I guess we now know what ol' Gamzee was doing with all those bodies. 
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Apr 17, 2012 07:44
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Each potion has a different "yes" and "no" text, though some of the "yes" ones are pretty bare-bones. Poor, naive Jane. Edit: No blood colors unaccounted for; this seems to indicate that he made it through the entire journey without killing anybody else. That is good. Bongo Bill fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Apr 17, 2012 |
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Apr 17, 2012 07:46
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I guess this is why Kanaya's so angry; Gamzee's been hoarding the goods.
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Apr 17, 2012 07:47
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Is there no next button on the end of this one?
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Apr 17, 2012 07:58
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I made it to indigo and realize what was going on. Gamzee, why. 
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Apr 17, 2012 08:01
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Oh my god, the codpiece text is magnificent. 
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Apr 17, 2012 08:02
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VJeff posted:Gamzee, why. Every successful adventurer needs a steady supply of useful magic potions. Gamzee is merely performing a valuable service.
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Apr 17, 2012 08:03
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I can't stop laughing at the prices.
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Apr 17, 2012 08:05
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Welp, this is why we were overreacting at the coffee. I can't help but think this flash should have been released 3 days later but I can understand if people are impatient.
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Apr 17, 2012 08:07
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 But Hussie, it's... 
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Apr 17, 2012 08:08
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Bell_ posted:Welp, this is why we were overreacting at the coffee. I can't help but think this flash should have been released 3 days later but I can understand if people are impatient. VJeff posted:But Hussie, it's... He has an explanation, of course. My instincts tell me that the discrepancy is going to be important somehow. I've been reading this drat comics too long.
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Apr 17, 2012 08:12
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VJeff posted:
ahahahahahahah hhahahahahahah hahahahahahah, it's THE SEVENTEETH YOU FAT NASTY TRASH. (stooned)
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Apr 17, 2012 08:18
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Hah! For a split second I thought the music was from Earthworm Jim's hell level. (Actually that might be better suited here, considering the content of those 'potions' ) Re: the 'Gamzee went God Tier off-screen during the troll session' theory, I remember reading somewhere ages ago that there was a panel of him chilling with imps in his land and there being something vaguely quest bed-shaped in the background. Just looked like tents to me, but maybe it was intentional. Can't find the panel in question for the life of me, though. vvv Ahh yeah, that's the page. Didn't even think about what the troll quest beds looked like though. On second thought, I kind of prefer the idea that he drowned (or I guess in this case 'overdosed') in his own quest recuperacoon and just stumbled rear end-backwards into ascension. Far more fitting of his character, really. Blood Nightmaster fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Apr 17, 2012 |
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Apr 17, 2012 08:39
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Realization hit me almost immediately. I just kinda stared at the screen for several seconds before attempting to buy anything. All of the text in this update is solid gold, I recommend everybody say yes and no every potion, then check out that codpiece.
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Apr 17, 2012 08:43
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Oh god I made a thing (and by made I mean I didn't actually create anything, just mashed existing things together ).
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Apr 17, 2012 08:49
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Tollymain posted:Oh god I made a thing (and by made I mean I didn't actually create anything, just mashed existing things together How soon we forget the inspiration for Gamzee's capitalist habits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d8fL6WGnRc
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Apr 17, 2012 08:55
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Blood Nightmaster posted:Re: the 'Gamzee went God Tier off-screen during the troll session' theory, I remember reading somewhere ages ago that there was a panel of him chilling with imps in his land and there being something vaguely quest bed-shaped in the background. Just looked like tents to me, but maybe it was intentional. Can't find the panel in question for the life of me, though. This is the closest I could find right now... there's a four-posted tent there, which needn't mean anything given that there are twinkly-tipped tentposts all over the place, but might. If there's a glow shape, it's well off the top of the screen. Dubious at best, really.
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Apr 17, 2012 08:57
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Let's not forget that trolls use Quest Recuperacoons instead of Quest Beds.
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Apr 17, 2012 08:58
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True, and Vriska's Quest Cocoon didn't have posts of any kind. vvv The music is "Elevatorstuck" from Volume 6, in case anyone's wondering. Hamiltonian Bicycle fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Apr 17, 2012 |
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Apr 17, 2012 09:00
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The soundtrack is really reminiscent of buy mode music for the Sims. Also,  at "potions".
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Apr 17, 2012 09:03
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Andrew Hussie is now selling magic potions. These mystical, oddly red colored potions will grant you the astounding power to create art an an inhuman pace, and also fail about in an exaggerated manner. Priced at 500 dollars a liter, with only one for sale every three days. Act now!
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Apr 17, 2012 09:11
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Tollymain posted:Oh god I made a thing (and by made I mean I didn't actually create anything, just mashed existing things together I stopped listening to a Zelda OST so I can... listen to more Zelda music. Okay than. No but seriously that was weird, I'd just finished the shopkeepers theme to listen to that... 
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Apr 17, 2012 09:46
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Tollymain posted:Oh god I made a thing (and by made I mean I didn't actually create anything, just mashed existing things together Where'd you get that version of the shop music? It's really good. E: vvv That's the one. Thanks! Scratch-O fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Apr 17, 2012 |
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Apr 17, 2012 09:48
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Scratch-O posted:Where'd you get that version of the shop music? It's really good. http://www.zreomusic.com/ Here would be my guess. Edit: Yep, just found it; it's the Shop theme from the "gold" OoT album at the bottom of the page. Lots of other good stuff there, too. Rose Spirit fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Apr 17, 2012 |
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Apr 17, 2012 09:53
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Hmm, I wonder if Hussie could make a case for a small-run batch of these 'potions', enough to satiate the fans. In that they would all taste like over-caffeinated rear end. Which, when you think about it, makes all the sense in the world to taste like Troll blood.
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Apr 17, 2012 09:57
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Gamzee seems to have quite a few bottles of this stuff. Are they just really small bottles? Maybe he's been making more, somehow?
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Apr 17, 2012 10:08
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I don't really have any rationale for this but I imagine troll blood to taste a bit like corn syrup with food coloring--or maybe like one of those horrifically over-sweetened dollar store 'bug juice' affairs that are essentially liquid sugar. So basically the same thing I guess! Knowing this fanbase, though, I would honestly not be surprised if somebody has a troll blood 'recipe' up on the Betty Crocker webpage within the next week or so.
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Apr 17, 2012 10:09
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Blood Nightmaster posted:I don't really have any rationale for this but I imagine troll blood to taste a bit like corn syrup with food coloring--or maybe like one of those horrifically over-sweetened dollar store 'bug juice' affairs that are essentially liquid sugar. So basically the same thing I guess!
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Apr 17, 2012 10:19
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Skittle Vodka is probably a passable substitute. I guess you could make blue from those tropical-flavor ones, and probably mix the rest out of primaries.
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Apr 17, 2012 10:23
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...can I just take a second and say that how Hussie has handled the insane, terrifying popularity of this thing is really something? No mortal man should be able to withstand that much crazy fanatic and antifanatic. AH seems to handle it with the graceful trolling of someone who honestly gives no fucks. Despite it all, it's still his story, and he's doing exactly what he wants with it.
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Colon V posted:...can I just take a second and say that how Hussie has handled the insane, terrifying popularity of this thing is really something? No mortal man should be able to withstand that much crazy fanatic and antifanatic. AH seems to handle it with the graceful trolling of someone who honestly gives no fucks. It's probably because nobody can out crazy him. Those who try are quickly outmatched.
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Apr 17, 2012 10:41
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I think everyone's missing the obvious flavor of troll blood potions.
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Apr 17, 2012 11:03
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Well this update was horrifying. I don't think any of us were expecting that. So what are the chances Gamzee remains tantalizingly close to being relevant, without ever actually making it there, for the rest of the comic?
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Apr 17, 2012 11:40
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And yet he would still be more relevant than Nepeta or Equius ever was.
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Apr 17, 2012 11:45
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What the...Gamzee gives Jane like, 50 of the indigo potions. That's 50 bottles of Equius blood. I know trolls have lots of blood but that's just ludicrous. Is he...has he been alchemising more somehow?
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Apr 17, 2012 12:21
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He obviously rigged the coffee machine on the meteor.
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Apr 17, 2012 12:34
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 What the gently caress, Gamzee. Does Karkat know you're bottling that poo poo and selling it?
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How are you guys getting to the next part? The flash ends at "No/gently caress No" and that's the most recent one.
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