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Overheard two girls today at lunch talking about the show, and how they were disappointed that nothing had happened with the girl and her dragons, and how they'd been overusing a bunch of lines and words. 
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Either way, Davos better find Rickon completely feral and insane. Oh man, Rickon will come back, seeming bat poo poo crazy, but focused. He'll have the backing of a rag-tag rabble of mad men and cannibals, along with the bigget, nastiest dire wolf ever seen this side of the wall. He'll proclaim himself Lord of Winterfell, and grind everyone who stands in his way between two stones, acting like the ruthless bad rear end Rob never had the balls to be. When the next book comes out. You know, never.
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Apr 17, 2012 12:57
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bigmcgaffney posted:I have been away from the forums for over a week, doing some heavy soul searching. I was becoming too caught up in shitposting in this thread, and when I noticed I had the highest post count I decided to step back and evaluate my life. Perhaps I needed to mature and do something more constructive with my time. Oh god I've the second highest  e: and yep, the thread seems to have changed before then, but I hold that moment to be the arrival of The Bad Thread. e2: from page 195: quote:Solaron posted: whowhatwhere fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Apr 17, 2012 |
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Apr 17, 2012 14:10
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To me, the Bad Thread started with Cowboy Kyle's appearance.
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Apr 17, 2012 14:27
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bigmcgaffney posted:I have been away from the forums for over a week, doing some heavy soul searching. I was becoming too caught up in shitposting in this thread, and when I noticed I had the highest post count I decided to step back and evaluate my life. Perhaps I needed to mature and do something more constructive with my time.
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Apr 17, 2012 14:37
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If you ask me, we changed Bad after we started actively spoiling people who wandered in without reading the thread, which I believe predates hating Gurm, but was after ASOS had been out for a few years.
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Apr 17, 2012 14:45
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Junkenstein posted:To me, the Bad Thread started with Cowboy Kyle's appearance. Reading through him now: "No guys, I'm smart you can't spoil me!" At the start of Clash no less. There were some decent fake spoilers and a lot of shipping after he started his shenanigans.
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Apr 17, 2012 15:16
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Link, please?
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Apr 17, 2012 15:40
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Oh hey, I'm the fourth highest poster in the thread, with the apologist right behind me. I obviously didn't make it to the Bad Thread until sometime after July 12, 2009. Probably a month or two later. I remember being pretty cheesed I had missed out on getting a tag when they were being doled out like candy right around my regdate.
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Apr 17, 2012 15:48
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whowhatwhere posted:Link, please? I'll edit these when I'm off my phone for non-archives so we can all revel in the glory. I totally haven't been spoiled guys! Cowboy Kyle on March 18th, 2008 posted:I dont read this thread I just post stuff and only read when someone quotes me. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2327492&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=100#post341119688 Responding to a raft of fake spoilers: Cowboy Kyle: Bran and Hodor like to play at night when they are alone. KillRoy: The best part was when Bran warged into Hordor, then had sex with his own unconcioius body. I can understand why he finished so fast , I can't last that long when my dog is watching either, let alone a big, sexy , furry direwolf watching. Nothing beats the Asha in the " Kingsmoot Bukakke". Didn't see that one coming. Cowboy Kyle:"Hodor is not to be beaten like a mule" can mean so many things. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2327492&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=101#post341194092 Complaining about spoiler warnings: Cowboy Kyle on March 25th, 2008 posted:*In his best patchface impersonation* http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2327492&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=104#post341412505 crazypeltast52 fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Apr 19, 2012 |
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Apr 17, 2012 16:05
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Contra Calculus posted:This has been a great nameday. I only wish that someday I will get my head chopped off and have you sew one of your cat-heads on my body. (Everyone in here loves cats so there you go) Stay glisteningly moist, my friend.
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Apr 17, 2012 16:16
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crazypeltast52 posted:In other news I have reached April of 2008 in the proto-Bad Thread and GRRM is not yet an absolute fucker. However, there has been vigorous debate over the pronounciation of Aeron as "damp hair" or "damfare" So what was the consensus here? I guess eventually the show should give us the correct answer, assuming they don't completely cut Aeron.
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Apr 17, 2012 16:29
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Mnemosyne posted:So what was the consensus here? I guess eventually the show should give us the correct answer, assuming they don't completely cut Aeron. Aeron "damp hair" Greyjoy. It's a nickname, you awful nerds. He's always in the ocean. His hair is wet. I'll loving kill you all.
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Apr 17, 2012 16:33
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Aeron "damp hair" Greyjoy. That's what I assumed, but it seems weird that there wouldn't be a space between the words. EDIT: I guess there's no space in Kingslayer either. Still, "damp hair" is a pretty lame nickname for a guy who drowns people all day.
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Apr 17, 2012 16:35
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Aeron "Wetballs" Greyjoy
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Apr 17, 2012 16:38
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His manhood does not glisten in the light of the Seven.
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Apr 17, 2012 16:51
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Mnemosyne posted:EDIT: I guess there's no space in Kingslayer either. Ser Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. Ser Loras Tyrell, the King's Layer.
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Apr 17, 2012 17:20
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Contra Calculus posted:This has been a great nameday. I only wish that someday I will get my head chopped off and have you sew one of your cat-heads on my body. (Everyone in here loves cats so there you go)  O Happiest of Namedays to you...I guess.
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Apr 17, 2012 18:35
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Ser Jaime Lannister, the Klingonslayer. Sounds good to me. 
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Apr 17, 2012 18:51
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Now I have a gradient in my head; on one side is Star Trek, in the middle is the Ultima series, and on the far right is ASoIaF. I have a hard-on. Why do I have a hard-on?
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mind the walrus posted:Now I have a gradient in my head; on one side is Star Trek, in the middle is the Ultima series, and on the far right is ASoIaF. I have a hard-on. Why do I have a hard-on? Probably the same reason I do, Margaery Tyrell ironically trying to bang a fabulously gay king. Unless its a shameful boner from the captain's daughter. That screencap from earlier used to white knight her was not accurate, because it was her cross-eyed blank expression as Theon does a series of awkward, slow thrusts from behind. Say what you will about the attractiveness/ugliness of the girl, it was that look crossed with Theon's lovely insults and generally retarded dialogue that made it hilarious. Edit: or maybe from that nerd fantasy you posted. bigmcgaffney fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Apr 17, 2012 |
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Apr 17, 2012 19:41
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Doctor Spaceman posted:Overheard two girls today at lunch talking about the show, and how they were disappointed that nothing had happened with the girl and her dragons, and how they'd been overusing a bunch of lines and words. You should have told her, "Words are wind bitch. Now get on you knees for Nuncle!" Or spoiled her. Either would have been better than nothing.
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Apr 17, 2012 19:41
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should have told them you had giants blood
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Apr 17, 2012 20:21
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el_brio posted:You should have told her, "Words are wind bitch. Now get on you knees for Nuncle!"
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Apr 17, 2012 20:26
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Aeron "damp hair" Greyjoy. I am almost wondering if you guys are trolling when saying that was ever a discussion. How could you guys read it as Dam Phair? 
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Apr 17, 2012 20:45
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Factor_VIII posted:He should have shouted "Robb dies!" and then slashed their clothes to write "WC" with his rapier before riding off. Someone should buy tickets to a playoff hockey game right behind a goal with a poster that spoils everyone every time the puck is on that end.
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Apr 17, 2012 20:50
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I always parsed it as dam-fair, like it was a french word. I was really surprised, and felt really stupid, when I realized it was supposed to be damp-hair. I still prefer my original use, because it just sounds cooler, like a title of some sort instead of people openly mocking a holy man.
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Apr 17, 2012 20:52
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Course, they're not, since their god is just some dude who sank to the bottom of the ocean and then claimed divinity for his own. I also thought it was Damfair because it's still a fantasy series and those throw out weird names and titles all the time.
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Apr 17, 2012 20:58
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el_brio posted:You should have told her, "Words are wind bitch. Now get on you knees for Nuncle!" Alternatively saying "Dany's storyline is about as useful as nipples on a breastplate. It is known". Then rocking out to a lovely rendition of The Rains of Castamere.
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Oh god I remember that old thread. Look at the stupid poo poo I posted back then:Jan 16, 2008 posted:I'm fairly convinced that Aegon is dead. If there was some swap made, then I don't think we've met Aegon yet (or he was some extremely well hidden cameo). This was in response to Cowboy Kyle saying he finished the first book and loved it. Mar 13, 2008 posted:The following books don't slow down, either. And now that you know how capable martin is of throwing curveballs, DO NOT READ THIS THREAD! There was about a 2 year gap where I would drop in on the bad thread about once every few months. It was like visiting the same roadkill by the side of the road for months and months: Each time I checked on it I noticed the same things: it was exactly as I had last seen it before, It migrated towards an uglier and more decomposed version of its former self, it was a little ruder of a sight, yet a little more familiar and comfortable a sight as well, and it was enjoying the anticipated books of its cherished author just as much as you'd expect out of any piece of roadkill to be doing the same. Anyway, here's one of my random checkin posts where i didn't just lurk and go back to living my life: Aug 01, 2009 posted:So my girlfriend's mom noticed via her own book forum that GRRM posted some update recently on his site. She knows we're waiting on a book from him so she did the neighborly thing and mentioned that we should see the update and that maybe his new book is out. It was so blissfully naive that it was downright cute. Bhaal fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Apr 17, 2012 |
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Apr 17, 2012 21:05
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It sure would be nice if GRRM killed off Dany in the next book. Then Arya. Nothing is plausible about a 13 yr old girl being a bad-rear end. Just doesn't happen in real life.
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Apr 17, 2012 21:52
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el_brio posted:It sure would be nice if GRRM killed off Dany in the next book. Then Arya. Nothing is plausible about a 13 yr old girl being a bad-rear end. Just doesn't happen in real life. Wasn't Joan of Arc like 16 when she was doing her thing?
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Apr 17, 2012 21:55
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I always parsed it as dam-fair, like it was a french word. I was really surprised, and felt really stupid, when I realized it was supposed to be damp-hair. I still prefer my original use, because it just sounds cooler, like a title of some sort instead of people openly mocking a holy man. If it makes you feel better, I used to pronounce Jaime spanish style (in my head) as highme until someone pointed out that it's just a variant spelling of Jamie.
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Joan of Arc didn't do poo poo. Story is more myth than reality. And the only thing "bad rear end" that she did was get burned at the stake. As far as I can tell, she never engaged in any combat and was merely a morale boosting figure head.
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Apr 17, 2012 21:57
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el_brio posted:Joan of Arc didn't do poo poo. Story is more myth than reality. Beats out Dany. She is entirely myth, created in the mind of a sweaty, pear shaped nerdlinger.
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el_brio posted:Joan of Arc didn't do poo poo. Story is more myth than reality. While Joan of Arc is indeed mostly bullshit, the weird undertones of misogyny present in your posts are a perfect fit for this thread. Tell us more about demanding blowjobs and things about ASOIAF that aren't realistic!
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el_brio posted:Joan of Arc didn't do poo poo. Story is more myth than reality. Leading several armies to immense victories, and raising the hope of millions of people, also being a saint, really is nothing. Edit: what is with all this Joan of Arc hating?
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General Battuta posted:While Joan of Arc is indeed mostly bullshit, the weird undertones of misogyny present in your posts are a perfect fit for this thread. Do we really need to rehash this crap again. Cue the 5+ pages about how GRRMs portrayals of women and minorities is blah loving blah blah blah. Can't someone suggest a blowjob without being a woman hating rear end in a top hat?
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Post deleted. Never mind. Don't care. el_brio fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Apr 17, 2012 |
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Clearly Joan of Arc has nothing on ASOIAF characters.
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