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BrandNew posted:You can't win. You can't beat me. That's why I'm here and you're there. Because I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner and you'll always be a loser. Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife.
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Apr 17, 2012 00:28
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Ehud posted:I think I might have offended the wakeup guy I trust Elaine, she is my friend. I trust Elaine, she is my friend. I trust Elaine, she is my friend. I trust Elaine, she is my friend.
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Apr 17, 2012 01:56
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Relayer posted:Ahh Jerry I'm not gonna let you bring me down off this high, I've been partyin' all night! I saw the sun rise at Liza's! Relch?
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That's Benett, right? Benes, you jackass! My last name is Benes! ..  .....  ...
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Coffee And Pie posted:I trust Elaine, she is my friend. He's put his faith in you. He's put his faith in you.
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Ehud posted:He's put his faith in you. Just a salad.. Just a salad.. Just a salad..
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Relayer posted:Just a salad.. He's giving me a parking space... parking space... parking space... (i don't know how to do text sizes)
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Chexoid posted:He's giving me a parking space... Well if you didn't think I was parking why'd you go in head first?
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Capt. Sticl posted:Well if you didn't think I was parking why'd you go in head first?
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Apr 17, 2012 04:40
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Look who's here!  Hello Seinfelds 
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This is my favourite George scene, at least it's the first one that springs to mind. I could watch it all day 
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david puddy posted:This is my favourite George scene, at least it's the first one that springs to mind. I could watch it all day Her opinion of Kramer is priceless "No, he's too weird. He'd fall or something, he'd ruin the whole ceremony."
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victorious posted:Her opinion of Kramer is priceless "No, he's too weird. He'd fall or something, he'd ruin the whole ceremony." George: Oh hey, Kramer. Kramer: Heey, George! Lily! Susan: No, Susan. Kramer: Nah, nah, it's Lily. Susan: I think I know my own name. gets me everytime
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Apr 17, 2012 11:10
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david puddy posted:George: Oh hey, Kramer. Poor Lily
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Chexoid posted:He's giving me a parking space... Quote the person. That's how I learned most emoticons!
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david puddy posted:This is my favourite George scene, at least it's the first one that springs to mind. I could watch it all day I love George's thorough explanation as to why Susan has somehow never seen him smoke even once in their entire relationship: I've never seen you smoke.. Yeah, well, I been smokin'
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Apr 17, 2012 22:02
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So do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a gigantic sack?
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Por favor? Um, I'm part Spanish. Adios muchacho!
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Hey Jerry I'm goin to Waldenbooks! AAAA get out! Get ouuuut! I don't wanna live this way!
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Riptor posted:So do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a gigantic sack? EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL! EVERYBODY OUT! Diabolik900 fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Apr 18, 2012 |
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Diabolik900 posted:EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL! EVERYBODY OUT! Man, we're missin' the deathblow!
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So you're telling me because you're getting free parking, I've gotta pretend this guy had cancer when he didn't?! Yeah. 
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Apr 18, 2012 04:54
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Remember the guy who pretended he had cancer so I would buy him the toupee? So he actually had it? No, car accident.
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Apr 18, 2012 05:35
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George trying to get the hospital to pay for his car bills because the dude committed suicide by jumping off the roof and landing on his car is such a... bad person thing to do, and it's so hilarious. It's one of my favorite things George does in the whole series. The long drawn out spiel he gives about the whole ordeal in order to get them to pay him is so great. "I can't help but feel that... the hospital is somehow responsible for the other still living victim in this horrendous tragedy."
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Apr 18, 2012 05:42
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Relayer posted:I love George's thorough explanation as to why Susan has somehow never seen him smoke even once in their entire relationship: I always thought he said "Oh yeah, big smoker" also here is 13 minutes of Jackie Chiles
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Apr 18, 2012 09:24
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Macaluso posted:George trying to get the hospital to pay for his car bills because the dude committed suicide by jumping off the roof and landing on his car is such a... bad person thing to do, and it's so hilarious. It's one of my favorite things George does in the whole series. I thought George had a fair point there. Why should he have to pay because some guy the hospital couldn't keep under control decided to splatter himself on George's car?
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I thought George had a fair point there. Why should he have to pay because some guy the hospital couldn't keep under control decided to splatter himself on George's car?
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jojoinnit posted:George always has a certain level of reasonable point, that's what makes it so great. You can always see where hes coming from, but if you identify with his point; you're George.
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Glen Goobersmooches posted:That's not inherently true. Each of his qualms weren't always as invalid as the last. It's a lot more defensible to, say, claim priority for backing into a parallel park than it is to eat a discarded eclair out of the trash. See also Larry David's trials in any given episode of of CYE. They come in degrees of legitimacy! I disagree! You can make the claim that its not literally trash if it wasn't touching trash and had only been there for a very short time. You shouldn't but you can. Georges schtick isn't that he's clearly wrong, it's his reasons for fighting tooth and nail for what he's done that makes him George. It's that selfishness and his capacity for rationalising that makes George our Georgieboy.
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jojoinnit posted:I disagree! You can make the claim that its not literally trash if it wasn't touching trash and had only been there for a very short time. You shouldn't but you can. Georges schtick isn't that he's clearly wrong, it's his reasons for fighting tooth and nail for what he's done that makes him George. It's that selfishness and his capacity for rationalising that makes George our Georgieboy. I will agree with this. Most people will hit a point where they say to themselves that it's obvious that they're not going to win and will bow out with a "Yeah I guess you're right." But George is just so damned determined that he's right, that he will keep at it, no matter the cost of his personal dignity and status.
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jojoinnit posted:I disagree! You can make the claim that its not literally trash if it wasn't touching trash and had only been there for a very short time. You shouldn't but you can. Well... ...that's garbage.
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Glen Goobersmooches posted:That's not inherently true. Each of his qualms weren't always as invalid as the last. It's a lot more defensible to, say, claim priority for backing into a parallel park than it is to eat a discarded eclair out of the trash. See also Larry David's trials in any given episode of of CYE. They come in degrees of legitimacy! Wow. You can really talk some trash. ... I guess that's better than eating it.
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BrandNew posted:I'm hip. She dumped me! She rolled right over me! Said I was a hipster doofus. Am I a hipster doofus?
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:She dumped me! She rolled right over me! Said I was a hipster doofus. Am I a hipster doofus? Said I'm not good looking enough for her. Not good looking! Jerry, look at me, look at my face, huh, am I beautiful? George, am I beautiful?
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George: Every time we go out to eat, the minute we're done she's running for the bathroom Elaine: So you're concerned? George: Elaine, of course I'm concerned. I'm paying for those meals! It's like throwing money down the toilet!
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BrandNew posted:I'm hip. Just like those hip musicians< with their complicated shoes!
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