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Ponies ate my Bagel posted:If you take the pic from the street I don't think anyone can actually say poo poo. If you're on his property I think he can tell you to get off but that's about it. When people start posturing with me I just take it to extremes fast and it usually works out. I'm more apt to do it when in full gear since I look a lot more imposing. My favorite line is, 'Hit me or STFU, I can't start it but I can finish it." I just say "killuminati all thru ya body like a 12 gauge shotty" then they back up because im 2pac.
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Ima get u out of that wack-rear end crystal prison
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Ponies ate my Bagel posted:Having several years of MMA experience to back it up is helpful. As sometimes they choose not to STFU... It certainly would! Is that before or after you stopped competing as a professional roller skater?  EDIT: 
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Ponies ate my Bagel posted:If you take the pic from the street I don't think anyone can actually say poo poo. If you're on his property I think he can tell you to get off but that's about it. When people start posturing with me I just take it to extremes fast and it usually works out. I'm more apt to do it when in full gear since I look a lot more imposing. My favorite line is, 'Hit me or STFU, I can't start it but I can finish it." Badass, what do you when people make fun of you on the internet?
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Zool posted:Badass, what do you when people make fun of you on the internet? Shout at his screen and flex. And personally when someone is acting like an idiot I try to respond like an adult and not escalate a situation, but hey. Guess thats why I'm not an mma fighter.
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Apr 18, 2012 03:17
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Ponies ate my Bagel posted:If you take the pic from the street I don't think anyone can actually say poo poo. If you're on his property I think he can tell you to get off but that's about it. You can take a picture of anything you can see while standing on public (or your own) property. There are two main exceptions: first, things that have some relevance to national security, which used to basically mean military bases and some government buildings but post-PATRIOT act can include anything from oil refineries to freeway overpasses; and second, areas in which a person has "a reasonable expectation of privacy", such as in their bedroom window. As usual, enforcement depends on how pissy the cop is and how brown you are. The parking lot he was in was likely private property, but even in that case the worst the property owner can do is ask you to leave. And if you're standing on a public sidewalk you can take as many pics as you please (until you get beaten up).
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BotchedLobotomy posted:It certainly would! Is that before or after you stopped competing as a professional roller skater? Before, during and after. The place I was going to in town here closed recently, but I was working on my BJJ and Muay Thai. My dad got me into it as a kid, I've studied a lot of different styles from Tae-Kwan Do, American Karate, Jeet Kun Do and Judo. As for skating, I started that at 7 and quit around 19 with time off in between for injuries. I've done a lot of different things and I hate sitting around doing nothing. I was home schooled and had a ton of free time. As for when people make fun of me on the internet I crawl into a ball and cry, my poor little ego just can't take it...
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Apr 18, 2012 04:07
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Homeschooled in Jeet Kun Do, now that's something different.
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 post a picture of your bike in a trailer park http://i.imgur.com/qldVTl.jpg Your bike next to some road kill (bonus points for bigger animals) Edit: image size..... fixed Detroit117 fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Apr 19, 2012 |
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Apr 18, 2012 19:32
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Jesus man, maybe don't post or just do a link until you're home then. Edit: And roadkill is sad 
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Apr 18, 2012 19:38
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If you're posting an imgur image, you can scale it by putting "l" (lowercase L) immediately before the file extension! Like so, for the above image: full size - http://i.imgur.com/qldVT.jpg large thumbnail - http://i.imgur.com/qldVTl.jpg You can definitely do that on a phone or whatever. ⇩ ⇩ Anytime. Also you can keep it in [img] tags so it's still an inline image. ⇩ ⇩ Nuevo fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Apr 18, 2012 |
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Apr 18, 2012 19:45
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Boat posted:You can definitely do that on a phone or whatever. Thanks for the tip. slidebite posted:Roadkill is sad It's the circle of life my friend. Detroit117 fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Apr 18, 2012 |
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Apr 18, 2012 21:26
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Detroit117 posted:
God, it's like animals have stopped running out in front of cars. Either that, or road kill is lumped in with generic debris when I ride, and I ignore it other than to not run over it.
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Apr 20, 2012 03:28
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Safety Dance posted:God, it's like animals have stopped running out in front of cars. Either that, or road kill is lumped in with generic debris when I ride, and I ignore it other than to not run over it. I was considering killing something and staging the scene after riding around all day to no avail. I did stop by the side of the road and see some Reindeer.
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Apr 20, 2012 05:14
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I saw what was left of .... well, something, on the way home, but there wasn't any place safe to stop to snag the picture.
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Apr 20, 2012 07:06
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Its been raining for like 10 days straight here, otherwise I would snap one next to a deer that I drive past every day.
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > Cycle Asylum > Riding Game: Excuses Megathread
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Apr 20, 2012 13:59
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I found some roadkill and started to slow down and get a pic, but then I realized it was a skunk....
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Apr 20, 2012 16:11
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Oh wow. I hit a mouse going to work yesterday, but didn't get a pic because I thought this was gonna be a no-contest 4-hour response. I may meander the backroads for a bit. I'll stop for a skunk.
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I encountered a six-inch-deep pile of guts and gore all over the highway that I'm assuming was once a full-grown doe hit broadside by a tractor-trailer...but my bike is still in pieces.
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Sagebrush posted:I encountered a six-inch-deep pile of guts and gore all over the highway that I'm assuming was once a full-grown doe hit broadside by a tractor-trailer...but my bike is still in pieces. What are you doing posting in this thread? Sagebrush posted:I call bullshit. That doesn't look like any hospital I've ever seen. Is it an animal hospital or something? I didn't do this challenge because screw you challenge poster, you take a picture next to roadkill. Blegh.
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Hurry up before I roll my bike out to a crushed snail on the sidewalk and call it good
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Posting from phone on bike in suicide lane. e: back home. That wasn't too bad. Your bike at a waterpark/poolIt's over 90 here today, and all the pools are packed. babyeatingpsychopath fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Apr 20, 2012 |
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Apr 20, 2012 20:58
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You can never have too much roadkill, right?
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Apr 21, 2012 01:00
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Right you are..... Passed this guy on the way back from work.  Do not get what all the fuss was about. I see roadkill just about every day, and dead animals are not that gross.  Cowboy up guys
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Apr 21, 2012 01:38
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 Your bike under a puffy cloud. No high clouds or overcast skies. Now go chase some clouds.
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Apr 21, 2012 04:55
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Does it still count if the bike made the cloud?
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MotoMind posted:
I went for a ride, but didn't bring my SLR. I did manage to get a snapshot with my GoPro.  Use your seat as your Lunch Table Fit all items upon it. For example; hot dog, chips and drink.Chriskory fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Apr 23, 2012 |
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Chriskory posted:Why, I think that's the prettiest shot in the thread so far. Where is that?
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Sagebrush posted:Why, I think that's the prettiest shot in the thread so far. Where is that? overlooking a ski slope in Chatanika, AK. Chilly.
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Chriskory posted:I went for a ride, but didn't bring my SLR. I did manage to get a snapshot with my GoPro. Black triple buddies  
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Chriskory posted:
OK, this might not be the location you were looking for, but I was legitimately working in the garage for a bit during lunch so I thought I'd take a photo. If it isn't appropriate or what you were thinking, I'll certainly acquiesce with no problems.  Glass of water, PB sandwich and some dried apricots for the side. Still munching on the apricots as I type this. However, if it is OK: TAKE A PHOTO OF YOUR BIKE IN FRONT OF A HIGHWAY POINT OF INTEREST SIGN Bonus if the sign is both readable and mildly interesting.
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slidebite posted:
Dammit, I don't think that there's any Secret Nuclear Bunker signs in Kent We don't have Highway Point of Interest signs in the UK - the closest thing are the National Heritage tourist information signs I think.
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slidebite posted:OK, this might not be the location you were looking for, but I was legitimately working in the garage for a bit during lunch so I thought I'd take a photo. If it isn't appropriate or what you were thinking, I'll certainly acquiesce with no problems. I'm impressed with balancing the water, that was the hardest part for me.
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Angrymog posted:Dammit, I don't think that there's any Secret Nuclear Bunker signs in Kent If that's what I think it is, a little sign that talks about something that happened in the area in the past, that's perfect.
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slidebite posted:If that's what I think it is, a little sign that talks about something that happened in the area in the past, that's perfect. If you can find any little signs talking about something that's going to happen in the future, that could be interesting too.
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Safety Dance posted:If you can find any little signs talking about something that's going to happen in the future, that could be interesting too. There are signs around here that say "gusty winds may exist." So that's something that may or may not be happening from the past towards the future, if, in fact, at all. Most existential signs ever.
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babyeatingpsychopath posted:There are signs around here that say "gusty winds may exist." So that's something that may or may not be happening from the past towards the future, if, in fact, at all. Most existential signs ever. Sign Not In Use
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Linedance posted:Sign Not In Use re: Odd signs - I was walking along the sea front one evening with friends when we saw a sign that said, "Unexpected Wave Motion"
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