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Contra Calculus posted:I think Jaime's shameful boner will be the best CGI art in television history once it is filmed. I think one of the saddest things about the show is that Jaime's shameful boner will likely be cut out. Much like Asha grabbing her brother's junk was cut. Doubt we're going to get Reek going down on fake Arya either. There are some things which are just too GURMy for TV.
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Mnemosyne posted:I think one of the saddest things about the show is that Jaime's shameful boner will likely be cut out. Much like Asha grabbing her brother's junk was cut. Doubt we're going to get Reek going down on fake Arya either. There are some things which are just too GURMy for TV. I think Theon grabbing Ashas junk and fondling it for the whole ride was a pretty good tradeoff for her not undoing his pants (they changed it so he was wearing a skirt instead!)
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Apr 20, 2012 23:20
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Mnemosyne posted:I think one of the saddest things about the show is that Jaime's shameful boner will likely be cut out. Much like Asha grabbing her brother's junk was cut. Doubt we're going to get Reek going down on fake Arya either. There are some things which are just too GURMy for TV.
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Apr 20, 2012 23:24
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run DNC posted:I think Theon grabbing Ashas junk and fondling it for the whole ride was a pretty good tradeoff for her not undoing his pants (they changed it so he was wearing a skirt instead!) I don't think it has the same level of ick factor. Asha knows who Theon is, and it's difference between her being passive while he is unaware, and her taking an active role in grabbing her brother's junk.
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Apr 20, 2012 23:24
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Joramun posted:After that snowballing scene I think we can safely conclude that there is no low HBO won't sink to. Though a good clue for that from season 1 would be "Play with her rear end."
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Apr 20, 2012 23:25
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Joramun posted:After that snowballing scene I think we can safely conclude that there is no low HBO won't sink to. If there were ever a time for "oh my sweet summer child.." I feel it's now. Actual snowballing would require her to retain the fluids in her mouth and then transfer them into his when she kissed him. Not just whatever residue is in there, the whole load. Not that it wasn't surprising that HBO showed as much as they did though.
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Apr 20, 2012 23:35
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Mnemosyne posted:If there were ever a time for "oh my sweet summer child.." I feel it's now.
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Apr 20, 2012 23:39
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Mnemosyne posted:I think one of the saddest things about the show is that Jaime's shameful boner will likely be cut out. Much like Asha grabbing her brother's junk was cut. Doubt we're going to get Reek going down on fake Arya either. There are some things which are just too GURMy for TV. They need to go for the gold. The season premier of Spartacus had a double penetration, a lady pegging a dude with an ivory strapon, and a grotesquely fat prostitute beating some dude. Gratuitous lesbo sex and "teehee I said 'cum'" no longer impresses.
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Apr 21, 2012 00:22
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Ambiguatron posted:They need to go for the gold. The season premier of Spartacus had a double penetration, a lady pegging a dude with an ivory strapon, and a grotesquely fat prostitute beating some dude. Gratuitous lesbo sex and "teehee I said 'cum'" no longer impresses.
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Apr 21, 2012 00:25
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Factor_VIII posted:Shameful boner hardly seems capable of competing. I think it's time for Gurm to unleash his full perversion on this adaptation of his work. Qarth bitches. Littlefinger has nothing on the depravity of the eastern lands. The Ghiscari cities are going to look like Xerxes' tent in 300. crazypeltast52 fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Apr 21, 2012 |
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Apr 21, 2012 00:39
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Ambiguatron posted:They need to go for the gold. The season premier of Spartacus had a double penetration, a lady pegging a dude with an ivory strapon, and a grotesquely fat prostitute beating some dude. Gratuitous lesbo sex and "teehee I said 'cum'" no longer impresses. I need to watch Spartacus. 
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Apr 21, 2012 00:44
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I too wanted to post the man did not get snowballed merely tasted the residue of another's seed.
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Apr 21, 2012 00:48
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Maytag posted:I too wanted to post the man did not get snowballed merely tasted the residue of another's seed.
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Apr 21, 2012 00:50
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Maytag posted:I too wanted to post the man did not get snowballed merely tasted the residue of another's seed. The seed is strong.
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Apr 21, 2012 00:53
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PE:  Joramun posted:That's just spermantics. Empty. Quote.
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Apr 21, 2012 00:56
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I got so much ice on my wrist wildlings are trying to get to my forearm My grill looks like someone punched me in the mouf with casterly rock Im high as the Eyrie, mouth dryer than Dorne, havin green dreams So many bitches Craster said drat
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Apr 21, 2012 01:06
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IRQ posted:I need to watch Spartacus. It's pretty much only sex and beheadings, so yeah it owns.
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Ambiguatron posted:The season premier of Spartacus had a double penetration, a lady pegging a dude with an ivory strapon, and a grotesquely fat prostitute beating some dude.  On that note, an old buddy of mine posted on facebook the other day, "How is it so easy to download porn from the internet but I can't find the latest Game of Thrones anywhere?". I was like, "this isn't porn?  "
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Apr 21, 2012 01:30
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gently caress, guy ruined the ending to the series in the innocent thread:Gyges posted:Littlefinger was going to talk to Renly? I thought Tyrion was proposing a plan to sweet talk Catylin into giving up Jaime when they were interrupted by the matter of the snitching maester. Presumably Littlefinger went back to his chamber to write fanfic about Cat finding him so sexy and persuasive that she not only gives up Jaime but denounces those horrible Stark babies and becomes Mrs. Littlefinger. Also Cersi gets kidnapped and sold to slavers, and her last sight before being shipped off to god knows what hell hole is Littlefinger giving the sickest of burns about what power is. Then everyone comes out and says Littlefinger is the awesomest, and the ghost of Ned Stark stops by to apologize for ever getting between Littlefinger and Cat. rear end in a top hat 
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Apr 21, 2012 02:09
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Then Littlefinger forcefully makes out with Sansa.
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Apr 21, 2012 02:10
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Urdnot Fire posted:Then Littlefinger forcefully makes out with Sansa. Do you mean he forces her to make out with him, or the making out itself is executed with above average force?
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Apr 21, 2012 02:21
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Ambiguatron posted:Do you mean he forces her to make out with him, or the making out itself is executed with above average force? Both. Such is the way of Pedofinger.
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Apr 21, 2012 02:23
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crazypeltast52 posted:I sent that bitch a lemoncake. Bitches love lemoncakes. My next custom title.
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Apr 21, 2012 03:39
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Mnemosyne posted:Actual snowballing would require her to retain the fluids in her mouth and then transfer them into his when she kissed him. Not just whatever residue is in there, the whole load. badthread.txt Seriously, someone actually typed that.
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Junkenstein posted:badthread.txt Sorry, I have a shameful boner for factual accuracy. Actually I spent about 5 minutes after reading the original comment thinking "Snowballing scene? There was a snowballing scene? How the gently caress did I miss that?"
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Apr 21, 2012 04:01
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IRQ posted:I need to watch Spartacus. It is actually Pretty loving Good.
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I wasn't joking about wanting to clarify the snowball issue. Dude didn't know she just had a mouthful, that was the whole point.
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Apr 21, 2012 04:19
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A glistening Cock is a glistening Cock.
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Apr 21, 2012 04:23
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Junkenstein posted:A glistening Cock is a glistening Cock.
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Apr 21, 2012 04:48
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poo poo. I knew it didn't sound quite right.
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Apr 21, 2012 05:18
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Wetly glistening manhoods 
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Truly they are a delicacy among the goats of the hilltribes.
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Apr 21, 2012 05:48
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This goat was raised on nothing but his mothers milk and the weiners of my enemies
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Bhaal posted:Does TV Tropes have a GoT Vs Spartacus comparison chart yet for sex scenes that push the mainstream envelope? Also, kind of regretting now how much the art style of that show's combat sequences get under my skin. I couldn't get past about the 2nd episode and while there was a stupid amount of sex I don't remember any DP You should really keep watching Spartacus, it's loving brilliant.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Truly they are a delicacy among the goats of the hilltribes. Here at Shagga's, we know your goats demand quality! That's why we search the Seven Kingdoms for only the most glistening manhoods. They are then chopped off by only the finest Lannister steel, and preserved with our trademark 14 spice blend...ensuring they are as fresh and savory when they arrive at our store as they were when they were acquired. Remember: If you shop at Shagga's, your goats won't nag ya!
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Goddamn yall need to post some real content up in this bitch, this iz getting out of hand (like jaime's wine glass) ICE COLD
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Apr 21, 2012 12:26
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Help me "sow" some spoilage and vote up my Red Wedding comment please.
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Apr 21, 2012 14:49
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Maytag posted:Help me "sow" some spoilage and vote up my Red Wedding comment please. 
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There was an interview with Michelle Fairley recently where she said Cat's fate in the show may be different from in the books 
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Ross posted:There was an interview with Michelle Fairley recently where she said Cat's fate in the show may be different from in the books As in they have the sense to not make her a Zombie and just let her die? Or could she possibly live, please say it's not so 
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