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Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Rest in Peace, true star of The Phantom Menace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qevtZBv91Lc

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Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Rest in Peace, true star of The Phantom Menace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qevtZBv91Lc

Consider the fact that the Executor in ROTJ was only destroyed by a Rebel terrorist suicide-crashing his A-wing into it, and a disturbing pattern emerges...

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Chairman Capone posted:

Consider the fact that the Executor in ROTJ was only destroyed by a Rebel terrorist suicide-crashing his A-wing into it, and a disturbing pattern emerges...

Alderaan was an inside job. :tinfoil:

Dr. Sneer Gory
Sep 7, 2005

Pops Mgee posted:

Alderaan was an inside job. :tinfoil:

Wasn't it, though?

LLJKSiLk
Jul 7, 2005

by Athanatos
Have seen this quote making the rounds today:

"It is said that certain creatures are born with a higher awareness of the Force than humans. Their brains are different; they have more midi-chlorians in their cells."
―George Lucas, establishing guidelines for the Expanded Universe in 1977[src]

There is a source linked on Wookiepedia. Anybody know for sure if it is bullshit?

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

LLJKSiLk posted:

Have seen this quote making the rounds today:

"It is said that certain creatures are born with a higher awareness of the Force than humans. Their brains are different; they have more midi-chlorians in their cells."
―George Lucas, establishing guidelines for the Expanded Universe in 1977[src]

There is a source linked on Wookiepedia. Anybody know for sure if it is bullshit?

Hmm, the source they list is this making of book. I have the book at home, I'll have to take a look when I get home to see if I can find that quote. Even if it's there, though, the book was an official making of book, so Lucas may have just snuck that in there and said, "Oh, sure, I totally said that back in '77. My source? Me, bitches."

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

I can't imagine Lucas actually put down those words as EU guidelines back in 1977, and yet no author even mentioned midi-chlorians in the following 22 years. Especially given stuff like Dark Empire and the Jedi Academy series that focused a lot on using the Force/detecting Force users. And there's also the fact that a number of authors, judging from their negative reactions, only heard of midi-chlorians from Phantom Menace, which would be strange if Lucas told them about them in his EU guidelines.

I call BS.

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
Having just binged through the back half of this thread, I'm not really sure whether I want to ask this question or not, but what's up with the Dark Nest bug orgy references? Not too graphic please :ohdear:

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

General Battuta posted:

Having just binged through the back half of this thread, I'm not really sure whether I want to ask this question or not, but what's up with the Dark Nest bug orgy references? Not too graphic please :ohdear:

There are these bugs called Killiks. They make you a part of their hive via pheromones, which gives the hive access to your skills and memories. They have bug orgies sometimes.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

General Battuta posted:

Having just binged through the back half of this thread, I'm not really sure whether I want to ask this question or not, but what's up with the Dark Nest bug orgy references? Not too graphic please :ohdear:

arioch, last thread posted:

I'm not going to re-read the books at the moment, but let's see what I can remember:

1) "Joiners" are described as euphoric and happy
2) "Joiners" have strong telepathic and empathic bonds to others of the same hive
3) "Joiners" "rub arms" with hive-mates
4) "Joiners" go out and do hive jobs and stuff in the day then crowd into a hive structure they share with a billion others at night, often with multiple Joiners per cave, during which they have ceremonies involving "passing around" the "hive honey"

no privacy whatosever, strong emotional attachment, highly suggestive physical contact, you do the math

Although, I'm like 50-75% sure somebody dug up some :stonk: throwaway line about mating rituals or whatever in the let's read thread, so there's that.

edit: oh and this

fangirlblog.com posted:

There are a number of well-known instances of lines being drawn in the sand specifically about content in the books. Matt Stover has publicly commented that he was asked to rewrite scenes to reduce the graphic nature of violence. So has Paul Kemp. In the first book of the Dark Nest trilogy, Denning was told to tone down certain aspects of a drug-fueled sentient-bug orgy to make the sexual references more subtle. (Yes, I said drug-fueled orgy – that part stayed in.) Denning was also originally questioned on the out-of-wedlock conception of Jacen Solo’s daughter in a warships-for-paternity trade in the same book, but apparently convinced the editors it had sufficient story potential going forward.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Apr 18, 2012

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Wow, Denning is real creep.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Denning's characterisation of Tahiri in the last LOTF book was similarly dubious.

The impression I sometimes get from his writing is that he wants the EU to be taken as serious, adult literature that's too sophisticated for kids, but more often than not it ends up coming off as a caricature of what a fourteen-year old fanboy thinks is mature.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
IIRC Tahiri is like mid-30s and Denning had her try to seduce teenaged Ben or something. It's not like her characterization up to that point in LotF wasn't already dubious enough.

arioch posted:

"Readable", but you'd have to be some kind of broken in the head to write Dark Nest.

---

(this exchange refers to this article)

GodlessCommie posted:

New life goal, date Mark Hamill's daughter.

arioch posted:

Replacing old life goal, dating Mark Hamill.

Anyway, serious missed opportunity there with not having Luke and Mara have a daughter in the EU.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Would have been 10x better than whinny bitch Ben.

arioch posted:

On the other hand, creepy Uncle Jacen was creepy enough.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Apr 19, 2012

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Oh christ I just gave the Daily Mail website a hit you jerk.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

The place where the Killiks have their bug orgies is also referred to as the "harem cave", as I recall.

Metal Loaf posted:

Denning's characterisation of Tahiri in the last LOTF book was similarly dubious.

The impression I sometimes get from his writing is that he wants the EU to be taken as serious, adult literature that's too sophisticated for kids, but more often than not it ends up coming off as a caricature of what a fourteen-year old fanboy thinks is mature.

I think Denning looks at all the accolades Stover gets, wants to be as popular, and draws the completely wrong conclusions in how to do so (ie, make things as grim and over the top as possible, rather than actually write well).

mhachtx
Oct 1, 2000
I just finished Apocalypse and that was the worst novel I have ever read. I remember I liked Denning after star by star, but he is horrible now.
Is it just me or have they diminished Jacens character to make it seem like he was a dick just to be a dick, rather than someone who had a serious internal conflict?
I think I need to track down the TOTJ comics, and try and find the newer Legeacy series.

mhachtx fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Apr 19, 2012

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Look at this; there is a page on Wookieepedia for Reproduction, and another one for Pornography. Why would they need this?

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Metal Loaf posted:

Look at this; there is a page on Wookieepedia for Reproduction, and another one for Pornography. Why would they need this?

It's not as bad as their articles for abortion and auto-fellatio.

[e]::smug: C'mon now, be honest. How many of you clicked those thinking that Wookieepedia would have an article on it?

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Apr 21, 2012

Unctuous Cretin
Jun 20, 2007
LUrker
My co-workers have become bored with me knowing the answers to their Star Wars questions and trivia; they've come up with a question I consider rather pedantic and non-trivia, but good for the goonhorde.

In the original trilogy, how many humans die on-screen and are confirmed dead?

The on-screen and death confirmations are important because the destruction of the Death Star and Alderaan are not counted. I'm thinking the number will be fairly low due the ambiguity of a lot of deaths of Stormtroopers in armor, falling off random things (or into random things) and other miscellany.

I'm going to start watching them all again tonight for a good count, but results to compare against are helpful!

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

ECBoots posted:

My co-workers have become bored with me knowing the answers to their Star Wars questions and trivia; they've come up with a question I consider rather pedantic and non-trivia, but good for the goonhorde.

In the original trilogy, how many humans die on-screen and are confirmed dead?

The on-screen and death confirmations are important because the destruction of the Death Star and Alderaan are not counted. I'm thinking the number will be fairly low due the ambiguity of a lot of deaths of Stormtroopers in armor, falling off random things (or into random things) and other miscellany.

I'm going to start watching them all again tonight for a good count, but results to compare against are helpful!

I'm not exactly going to go count, but does at least Tarkin count for the Death Star destruction? You see him immediately before it explodes, after all.

Unctuous Cretin
Jun 20, 2007
LUrker
That is up for debate right now, but I would say yes, as well as the pilots whose fighters are shown exploding with no ejection.

Another good question would be if named non-humans who are decently established like Jabba count or if near-humans like Greedo or Barada count. If they can talk, they probably count.

draize_train
Apr 26, 2006
Well, here's one count.

mhachtx
Oct 1, 2000
Is the dawn of the Jedi comic any good? I need to wash the taste of Apocalypse out of my mouth.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

mhachtx posted:

Is the dawn of the Jedi comic any good? I need to wash the taste of Apocalypse out of my mouth.

I've only read the first two issues, so it's still pretty early to see how it will all turn out, but I'm enjoying it a lot so far. I'd definitely recommend it, especially if the background to the creation of the Jedi and the KOTOR era are things that interest you.

Another comic I would highly suggest, by the same author, is Agent of the Empire. The first arc just finished, and it's drat fun overall. It was billed as James Bond meets Star Wars and it didn't disappoint - imagine a lot of the classic Connery-era Bond cliches in a Star Wars setting, and I mean that in the best possible way. It's a combination that fits surprisingly well.

Unctuous Cretin
Jun 20, 2007
LUrker

draize_train posted:

Well, here's one count.

I knew the internet had to be hiding this info somewhere! Thanks!

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Chairman Capone posted:

Another comic I would highly suggest, by the same author, is Agent of the Empire.

Seconded. It's an absolute blast to read and ties in with the existing EU (even going back to the old, old Han Solo novels) really well without forcing the reader to be familiar with it in order to understand the story.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
My favourite comic series was Republic (which was originally entitled Star Wars when it began in the late 1990s). Most of the important story arcs were also written by Jon Ostrander (who's writing Dawn Of the Jedi and Agent Of the Empire, and also wrote Legacy).

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.
A little late to the party, just finished reading Apocalypse.

It seems like FotJ was going in a decent direction until the last two books messed everything up.

Nope guys, you can't have a happy ending after reading about billions of people being cooked alive in Coruscant's undercity. Abeloth is still alive and Vestara has in the space of two books fallen from a likable character to a child murdering psychopath because God forbid there ever be lasting interaction between a Sith and a Jedi that isn't them horrifically murdering each other or getting converted one way or the other.

Tahiri and Fett taking down an avatar of Abeloth was pretty cool, but three avatars going down in about as many seconds, one being beaten by a pair of starved and dehydrated kids is pretty sad for the most powerful force being ever.

Also Jacen's motivation for not telling Luke about his dreams still makes no sense upon his explanation. Great, you saw Allana with a dark side dude, I still don't understand why you don't go to the Jedi Grand Master for help.

But eh, at least Corran Horn kills a dude by landing on him with a girder. That makes up for a lot.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
The Star Wars EU is going to end with everyone dead but an ancient Han Solo who somehow becomes a Star Child and rebirths it all over again.

McGann
May 19, 2003

Get up you son of a bitch! 'Cause Mickey loves you!

Thought this should be passed along the my favorite EU thread:

Some poo poo I found on Superficial


SeanBeansShako posted:

The Star Wars EU is going to end with everyone dead but an ancient Han Solo who somehow becomes a Star Child and rebirths it all over again.

Wait, which ending? Red, Blue or Green?

Kazanir
Apr 28, 2010

arioch posted:

(this exchange refers to this article)

SeanBeansShako posted:

Oh christ I just gave the Daily Mail website a hit you jerk.

That article pisses me off a lot for reasons I can't really explain. I mean it is a year old article from the Daily Mail and getting worked up over it is pointless, but still. Fuckers.

mhachtx
Oct 1, 2000
I went and found the first one, and I enjoyed Dawn of the Jedi. I'm going to grab the next two tonight, hopefully these don't get ruined, or canceled too early.

I like how it's a completely fresh start for the EU.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
Well, I was completely caught off guard by today's release of Jeff Grubb's Star Wars: Scourge. Anyone heard much about this one? I knew it was coming, and of course I'm going to read it, but I have no idea what I'm getting myself in to.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

SeanBeansShako posted:

The Star Wars EU is going to end with everyone dead but an ancient Han Solo who somehow becomes a Star Child and rebirths it all over again.

One word: Gholas.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

iolo_the_bard posted:

Well, I was completely caught off guard by today's release of Jeff Grubb's Star Wars: Scourge. Anyone heard much about this one? I knew it was coming, and of course I'm going to read it, but I have no idea what I'm getting myself in to.

From the little excerpts of it they've released, it's apparently a novelization of this RPG sourcebook (also written by the same author):

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tempest_Feud

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
I'm already pleasantly surprised by the setting, i.e. Somewhere in the time between the founding of the Praxeum on Yavin 4 and the Vong invasion. I'm so tired of every book/trilogy/whatever taking place 5 or 6 years after the previous one, and I am also tired of there being things plotted out for just about every single day within 3 years of any of the original trilogy movies, so having a story set in a period where there aren't all that many other stories going on is nifty and welcome.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

I was reading through more of the Essential Guide to Warfare today, and there were a few more interesting things I noticed in it:

The idea that Palpatine came to power to save the galaxy from the Yuuzhan Vong is basically dismissed as pro-Imperial historical revisionism. The same with the idea that Thrawn was recruited by Palpatine to fight the Vong. Actually, it also establishes that Thrawn's fleet in the Thrawn Trilogy (that Pellaeon safeguarded since Endor) was the remnant of Death Squadron from ESB/ROTJ; for some reason, I really like that continuity.

Starkiller and the TFU plot of creating the Rebel Alliance is almost entirely ignored. There's one small reference to it (mention of the Rebel leaders almost being captured during the Corellian Treaty signing) but that's it. Actually, Juno Eclipse has a little bio sidebar, but I think even that completely ignored Starkiller.

It's also indicated that Ysanne Isard might not have been killed in the last X-Wing book, but be kept alive without trial in a secret New Republic prison. It's also said that Isard was the one who organized the Imperial attack on Coruscant from the start of Dark Empire (her death/"death" is set as happening concurrent to the beginning of the attack) which might actually make a lot of sense...as I recall from DE, I think the Imperial attack on Coruscant was supposed to have devolved into chaos because the leadership quickly broke apart, and her absence would be a good justification. It also implies that Palpatine drove a lot of his commanders insane through the Force in DE, which I think is as good a justification of people's actions there as any.



All in all, I really like the Essential Guide to Weapons. It's "just" a sourcebook but it's written in an engrossing and well-flowing way and I think if you're interested in the subject, then just reading the bare information from it on Wookieepedia is not going to convey the best parts of it.

Esroc
May 31, 2010

Goku would be ashamed of you.
When it comes to EU canon in general, I tend to view every piece of media as an in-universe "based on a true story" scenario. Every book, comic, and tv show is loosely based on "real" events that took place in their Universe, but the story is told after the fact. I find viewing the EU this way makes things a lot easier to swallow and it's much easier to disregard certain things and/or assume certain plot elements are out of context (like the palaptine/vong connection).

The Third Man
Nov 5, 2005

I know how much you like ponies so I got you a ponies avatar bro
I suppose this is the best place to ask this, a while back I remember reading about a fan-produced edit of A New Hope that blended the original film with the updated/re-released version and took the good visual updates and threw out all the junk that Lucas added. Does this ring a bell for anyone?

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Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

You're probably thinking about Star Wars: Revisited; the whole thing's up on Youtube if you're looking for it.

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