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that's where "boot" in the computer sense comes from all computers are libertarians at heart
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# ? Apr 24, 2012 22:10 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 07:55 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:i think it's hilarious irony that people use "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" to describe a non-impossible task what are you talking about? you just pull upwards, and the upward force lifts your body up. im posting this from the ceiling of my living room.
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# ? Apr 24, 2012 22:14 |
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yeah no poo poo even masaokis has this figured out a dude that turns on the wrong element and sets a kettle on fire knows what's up
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# ? Apr 24, 2012 22:16 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:i think it's hilarious irony that people use "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" to describe a non-impossible task you are an idiot
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# ? Apr 24, 2012 22:54 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2012 23:15 |
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somebody post that upton sinclair thing about bootstraps its great
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# ? Apr 24, 2012 23:55 |
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It is a vision I have seen: upon a vast plain, men and women are gathered in dense throngs, crouched in uncomfortable and distressing positions, their fingers hooked in the straps of their boots. They are engaged in lifting themselves; tugging and straining until they grow red in the face, exhausted. The perspiration streams from their foreheads, they show every symptom of distress; the eyes of all are fixed, not upon each other, nor upon their bootstraps, but upon the sky above. There is a look of rapture upon their faces, and now and then, amid grunts and groans, they cry out with excitement and triumph. I approach one and say to him, "Friend, what is this you are doing?" He answers, without pausing to glance at me, "I am performing spiritual exercises. See how I rise?" "But," I say, "you are not rising at all!" Whereat he becomes instantly angry. "You are one of the scoffers!" "But friend," I protest, "don't you feel the earth under your feet?" "You are a materialist!" "But, friend, I can see -" "You are without spiritual vision!" And so I move on among the sweating and groaning hordes. Being of a sympathetic turn of mind, I cannot help being distressed by the prevalence of this singular practice among so large a portion of the human race. How, is it possible that none of them should suspect the futility of their procedure? Or can it really be that I am uncomprehending? That in some way they are actually getting off the ground, or about to get off the ground? Then I observe a new phenomenon: a man gliding here and there among the bootstrap-lifters, approaching from the rear and slipping his hands into their pockets. The position of the spiritual exercisers greatly facilitates his work; their eyes being cast up to heaven, they do not see him, their thoughts being occupied, they do not heed him; he goes through their pockets at leisure, and transfers the contents to a bag he carries, and then moves on to the next victim. I watch him for a while, and finally approach and ask, "What are you doing, sir?" He answers, "I am picking pockets." "Oh," I say, puzzled by his matter-of-course tone. "But - I beg pardon - are you a thief?" "Oh, no," he answers, smilingly, "I am the agent of the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association. This is Prosperity." "I see," I reply. "And these people let you -" "It is the law," he says. "It is also the gospel." I turn, following his glance, and observe another person approaching - a stately figure, clad in scarlet and purple robes, moving with slow dignity. He gazes about at the sweating and grunting hordes; now and then he stops and lifts his hand in a gesture of benediction, and proclaims in rolling tones, "Blessed are the Bootstrap-lifters, for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven." He moves on, and after a bit stops and announces again, "Man doth not live. by bread alone, but by every word that cometh out of the mouth of the prophets and priests of Bootstrap- lifting. Watching a while longer, I see this majestic one approach the agent of the Wholesale Pickpocket's, Association. The agent greets him as a friend, and proceeds to transfer to the pockets of his capacious robes a generous share of the loot which he has collected. The majestic one does not cringe, nor does he make any effort to hide what is going on. On the contrary he cries aloud, "It is more blessed to give than to receive!" And again he cries, "The laborer is worthy of his hire!" And a third time he cries, yet more sternly, "Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's!" And the Bootstrap-lifters pause long enough to answer: "Lord have mercy upon us, and incline our hearts to keep this law!" Then they renew their straining and tugging. I step up, and in timid tones begin, "Reverend sir, will you tell me by what right you take this wealth?" Instantly a frown comes upon his face, and he cries in a voice of thunder, "Blasphemer!" And all the Bootstrap-lifters desist from their lifting, and menace me with furious looks. There is a general call for a policeman of the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association; and so I fall silent, and slink away in the throng, and thereafter keep my thoughts to myself. Over the vast plain I wander, observing a thousand strange and incredible and terrifying manifestations of the Bootstrap- lifting impulse. There is, I discover, a regular propaganda on foot; a long time ago - no man can recall how far back - the Wholesale Pickpockets made the discovery of the ease with which a man's pockets could be rifled while he was preoccupied with spiritual exercises, and they began offering prizes for the best essays in support of the practice. Now their propaganda is everywhere triumphant, - and year by year we see an increase in the rewards and emoluments of the prophets and priests of the cult. The ground is covered with stately temples of various designs, all of which I am told are consecrated to Bootstrap- lifting, I come to where a group of people are occupied in laying the corner-stone of a new white marble structure; I inquire and am informed it is the First Church of Bootstrap-lifters, Scientist. As I stand watching, a card is handed to me, informing me that a lady will do my Bootstrap-lifting at five dollars per lift. I go on to another building, which I am told is a library containing volumes in defense of the Bootstrap-lifters, published under the auspices of the Wholesale Pickpockets. I enter, and find endless vistas of shelves, also several thousand current magazines and papers. I consult these - for my legs have given out in the effort to visit and inspect all phases of the Bootstrap-lifting practice. I discover that hardly a week passes that some one does not start a new cult, or revive an old one; if I had a hundred life-times I could not know all the creeds and ceremonies, the services and rituals, the litanies and liturgies, the hymns, anthems and offertories of Bootstrap-lifting. There are the Holy Roman Bootstrap-lifters, whose priests are fed by Transubstantiation; the established Anglican Bootstrap-lifters, whose priests live by "livings"; the Baptist Bootstrap-lifters, whose preachers practice total immersion in Standard Oil. There are Yogi Bootstrap-lifters with flowing robes of yellow silk; Theosophist Bootstrap-lifters with green and purple auras; Mormon Bootstrap-lifters, Mazdaznan Bootstrap-lifters, Spiritualist and Spirit-Fruit, Millerite and Dowieite, Holy Roller and Holy Jumper, Comd-to-glory Negro, Billy Sunday base-ball and Salvation Army bassdrum Bootstrap-lifters. There are the thousand varieties of "New Thought" Bootstrap-lifters; the mystic and transcendentalist, Swedenborgian and Jacob Boehme Bootstrap- lifters; the Elbert Hubbard high-art Bootstrap-lifters with half a million magazinelets at two bits apiece; the "uplift" and "optimist," the Ralph Waldo Trine and Orison Swett Marden Bootstrap-litters with a hundred thousand volumes at one dollar per volume. There are the Platonist and Hegelian and Kantian professors of collegiate metaphysical Bootstrap-lifting at several thousand dollars per year each. There are the Nietz- schean Bootstrap-lifters, who lift themselves to the Superman, and the art-for-art's-sake, neo-Pagan Bootstrap-lifters, who lift themselves down to the Ape. Excepting possibly the last-mentioned group, the priests of all these cults, the singers, shouters, prayers and exhorters of Bootstrap-lifting have as their distinguishing characteristic that they do very little lifting at their own bootstraps, and less at any other man's. Now and then you may see one bend and give a delicate tug, of a purely symbolical character: as when the Supreme Pontiff of the Roman Bootstrap-lifters comes once a year to wash the feet of the poor; or when the Sunday-school Superintendent of the Baptist Bootstrap-lifters shakes the hand of one of his Colorado mine-slaves. But for the most part the priests and preachers of Bootstrap-lifting walk haughtily erect, many of them being so swollen with prosperity that they could not reach their bootstraps if they wanted to. Their role in life is to exhort other men to more vigorous efforts at self-elevation, that the agents of the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association may ply their immemorial role with less chance of interference.
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# ? Apr 24, 2012 23:59 |
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I always assumed that it meant you were walking or climbing stairs by leaning down and lifting your feet, until such time as you could stand-on-your-own-two-feet or whatever
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 00:06 |
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the most worthless thing on wikipedia: every single 3264x2448 or whatever photo that is so blurry / taken with such a poo poo camera/lens that it could be 640x480 and not lose any detail i assume most of these are taken with cellular phones which spit out 5+mp images despite the sensor and lens being complete poo poo
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 00:58 |
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qirex posted:It is a vision I have seen: upon a vast plain, men and women are gathered in dense throngs, crouched in uncomfortable and distressing positions, their fingers hooked in the straps of their boots. They are engaged in lifting themselves; tugging and straining until they grow red in the face, exhausted. The perspiration streams from their foreheads, they show every symptom of distress; the eyes of all are fixed, not upon each other, nor upon their bootstraps, but upon the sky above. There is a look of rapture upon their faces, and now and then, amid grunts and groans, they cry out with excitement and triumph. holy lol
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 01:29 |
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and the wikipedia editor man with the most barnstars is... SlimVirgin
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 06:26 |
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i always thought "lifting yourself up by the bootstraps" meant something like using bootstraps to pull yourself up after you've fallen
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 06:29 |
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Pakled posted:i always thought "lifting yourself up by the bootstraps" meant something like using bootstraps to pull yourself up after you've fallen but they'd have to be attached to something other than you unless you'd fallen into several pieces
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 06:34 |
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:but they'd have to be attached to something other than you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuZTk1hdpMs
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 07:13 |
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fork bomb posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuZTk1hdpMs You like Patsy Cline? I just love her. I wonder how come she don't put out no more new records.
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 07:20 |
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when jonny pulls out the bourbon and old country music, just get the hell out of the way
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 08:02 |
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:but they'd have to be attached to something other than you ....are you really this stupid? "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" is a description of an impossible task. it is this way by design.
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 08:05 |
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Pakled posted:i always thought "lifting yourself up by the bootstraps" meant something like using bootstraps to pull yourself up after you've fallen this is correct well done you passed the comprehension test
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 08:07 |
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boy this sure is a stupid argument
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 12:37 |
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man what compels people to keep arguing about things they dont understand
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 13:09 |
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Carthag posted:man what compels people to keep arguing about things they dont understand perhaps the same could be said of all arguments
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 13:10 |
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Carthag posted:perhaps the same could be said of all arguments i disagree.
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 13:13 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 13:17 |
guess the chart
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 22:49 |
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got dat wmd posted:guess the chart color of america's enemies as portrayed by hollywood
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 22:52 |
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man the smurfs and avatar really jump out at you
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 22:52 |
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we were cool w/ the russians for like 5 years till they went all glasnosty
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 22:57 |
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color changes in chocolate m&m's google image search is scary
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 22:59 |
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when I was really little we'd hear stories about red M&Ms and how they had to take them out because they gave kids cancer
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 23:01 |
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got dat wmd posted:guess the chart Red #2
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 23:01 |
m&ms didnt contain the evil red, they discontinued them because of customer paranoia of things that did contain it
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 23:02 |
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lol what the gently caress is this
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 23:04 |
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Trig Discipline posted:color of america's enemies as portrayed by hollywood
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 23:05 |
x!te bike posted:lol what the gently caress is this a strong black candy who need no shell
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 23:05 |
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got dat wmd posted:a strong black candy who need no shell
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 23:33 |
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Trig Discipline posted:color of america's enemies as portrayed by hollywood
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 23:33 |
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x!te bike posted:color changes in chocolate m&m's I'm kinda sad I was able to guess
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 23:55 |
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Trig Discipline posted:color of america's enemies as portrayed by hollywood got dat wmd posted:a strong black candy who need no shell
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# ? Apr 25, 2012 23:57 |
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got dat wmd posted:a strong black candy who need no shell
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# ? Apr 26, 2012 00:08 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 07:55 |
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got dat wmd posted:a strong black candy who need no shell ugh i feel icky eqing gdw
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