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whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

Joramun posted:

Are you sure that is the chronological sequence of events? I would have expected it to be murder, then rape.

can't rape someone who doesn't exist.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The real pressing question for the goon community is whether a childhood can be raped when it's clear the goon is still in the midst of an ongoing childhood.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Smashurbanipal posted:

What a japist

Surely you mean "japer", judging by the chart.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

Azure_Horizon posted:

hmm.

The night is dark and full of terrors.

This thread is very therapeutic for said terrors.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I'm not sure if it's been mentioned but the little exchange where Melisandre is saying something about Davos being afraid of the dark and him being all "Well someone told me it was full of terrors" was a great burn, overshadowed by Renly's Smoke and Fire line.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I'm not sure if it's been mentioned but the little exchange where Melisandre is saying something about Davos being afraid of the dark and him being all "Well someone told me it was full of terrors" was a great burn, overshadowed by Renly's Smoke and Fire line.

Even Mel laughed at that one. Liam Cunningham is the perfect Davos despite not looking at all like I thought he would.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Martin Van Buren posted:

Dibs on Captain's daughter. Or Gilly.
Dibs on what was brought to Tyrion's room after Joffrey had his... Fun...

unlimited shrimp fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Apr 26, 2012

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The [the character Russell Crowe played in "A Beautiful Mind"] Thread has been debating whether or not Tywin recognizes Arya for 4 pages.

Conclusion:

Dear dad,

I hope this raven finds you. Lost the little Stark girl. Keep an eye out for a brown haired girl you've never seen before on those battlefields you're fighting on.

Love, Tyrion

Rape Jake.
Feb 23, 2012

by T. Mascis

Tony Danza Claus posted:

The [the character Russell Crowe played in "A Beautiful Mind"] Thread has been debating whether or not Tywin recognizes Arya for 4 pages.

Conclusion:

Dear dad,

I hope this raven finds you. Lost the little Stark girl. Keep an eye out for a brown haired girl you've never seen before on those battlefields you're fighting on.

Love, Tyrion

It's hard to argue with them because they twist your words so much it's an uphill battle trying to get your point across.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Too many characters have names that easily shorten to inoffensive late-90s sitcom names.

Mel and Stan have been having an affair, but will Dave find out?
Meanwhile, Rob finds out there's more to directing than breaking a leg.

Next time on... A Game of Life

e: \/
:haw:

unlimited shrimp fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Apr 26, 2012

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I wish GoT had a cheesy synth-pop soundtrack.

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

SpaceMost posted:

Too many characters have names that easily shorten to inoffensive late-90s sitcom names.

Mel and Stan have been having an affair, but will Dave find out?
Meanwhile, Rob finds out there's more to directing than breaking a leg.

Next time on... A Game of Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXa_kOGxOkg

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Urdnot Fire posted:

Even Mel laughed at that one. Liam Cunningham is the perfect Davos despite not looking at all like I thought he would.

I liked that Mel also laughed at the ham joke.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
I like that Mel :mmmhmm:

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

She has such a good sense of humor, with Stan as her straight man.

thornghost
Oct 11, 2010

I have a picture of me with GRRM. He looks less than enthused.

SpaceMost posted:

Too many characters have names that easily shorten to inoffensive late-90s sitcom names.

Mel and Stan have been having an affair, but will Dave find out?
Meanwhile, Rob finds out there's more to directing than breaking a leg.

Next time on... A Game of Life

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Urdnot Fire posted:

Even Mel laughed at that one. Liam Cunningham is the perfect Davos despite not looking at all like I thought he would.

The entire smuggling-preggo-mel scene was hilarious. Besides the actual birthing, all of Mel's little "You wanna see what's under this robe...and YOU'RE GONNA!" stuff was soooooo laden with book-reader-smug.

Like all the dialogue in that part seems like they had Mel as a stand-in for Goofus thread and Davo's for the Gallant thread.

Davos: Ugh, why am I hanging out with you
Mel: Hey, were you around when your son was born?
Davos: What?
Mel: Ohhhhh nothing. OoOOo what's under my robe, I bet you realllllly want to find out
Davos: Not really, we're running out of run-time here
Mel: I'm gettttting naaaaaked
Davos: Oooooookaaaaaaay, don't really know why, this is kind of duWHAT THE gently caress WHAAAT THE FUUUUCK

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
Hilariously enough there was zero reason for her to take her clothes off, beyond HBO being HBO, and also to make people squirm (which I guess is reason enough, but it's metatextual)

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Uhhh, do you know how much a full length dress dyed red would cost in medieval times? I'm not getting black placenta on that poo poo.

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.
It's only shadow placenta. It would just vanish as soon as the lights go out.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Uhhh, do you know how much a full length dress dyed red would cost in medieval times? I'm not getting black placenta on that poo poo.

Don't worry, I'm sure it would fade in sunlight. :v:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Requesting TVIV thread title change: Game of Thrones - The thread is dork and full of errors

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

whowhatwhere posted:

can't rape someone who doesn't exist.

Are you seriously saying thai ladyboys don't exist? That they're not really people? I expected better from you, you know. We may be WILDCARDS, but have a modicum of respect and humanity for those chicks with dicks. They have feelings, just like you and I.

Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW
I always thought it was laughable that their entire religion boils down to being loving children who are afraid of the dark.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Arnold of Soissons posted:

I always thought it was laughable that their entire religion boils down to being loving children who are afraid of the dark.

Problem: the dark is kinda scary.

Solution: human sacrifice and demon vagina ninjas and everything is on fire.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

Arnold of Soissons posted:

I always thought it was laughable that their entire religion boils down to being loving children who are afraid of the dark.

I heard canadians are afraid of the dark, confirm/deny

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

bigmcgaffney posted:

I heard canadians are afraid of the dark, confirm/deny

deny. We're not afraid.

Nobody LIKES the dark, ok?

Joramun
Dec 1, 2011

No man has need of candles when the Sun awaits him.

FrozenVent posted:

deny. We're not afraid.

Nobody LIKES the dark, ok?

Batman does.

Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW

Joramun posted:

Batman does.

Ninjas too.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Batman says he does but it's just so that he can cry and be an emo manbaby in relative peace.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

I imagine the Gurm prefers dark, moist areas.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

FrozenVent posted:

deny. We're not afraid.

Nobody LIKES the dark, ok?

what up

Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW
The whole Red Lord religion and their war on the Seven and the Seven's previous war on the white trees all seemed super :smuggrrm: and raytheist to me, even back when all of the books I had read had neat stuff happen in them and I was still excited to read more.

Trico
Nov 5, 2009

still you are nowhere

Urdnot Fire posted:

I imagine the Gurm prefers dark, moist areas.

Of course, it's a perfect breeding area for the shitdick virus.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

FrozenVent posted:

deny. We're not afraid.

Nobody LIKES the dark, ok?

I'd be down with constant darkness.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

IRQ posted:

I'd be down with constant darkness.

Move on up to Fort MacMurray, it's on its way to becoming literally Mordor.

Bhaal
Jul 13, 2001
I ain't going down alone
Dr. Infant, MD
Mordor mixed with Deadwood, from what I hear.

So basically the best place in canada and possibly the world.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back
So when will the orcs invade the rest of Canada?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Move on up to Fort MacMurray, it's on its way to becoming literally Mordor.
The Calgary Tower is already basically Minas Morgul

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Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW
What is so bad about this place? The photos on wiki look lovely but harmless enough.

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