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Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Thundarr posted:

Just a thought in light of the last few updates: Dirk mentioned that the Condesce had an uncanny ability to know what would happen in the future, but she isn't a Seer, right? Vriska and Tavros are loving poo poo up by giving her advice in her dreams.

The status of personal timeline is unclear, but she has been seen in the Medium, which is outside the universe's timeline. BCCorp produces technology that is clearly derived from Skaian stuff, which is similarly time-transcending. And she was trying to master her own psychic potential.

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RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

TOAST7312 posted:

I watched through again and couldn't find this; can you provide a shot? Because that's a pretty drat HUGE foreshadowing right there if it is.

Unless you were talking about the giant meteor with the flames of re-entry glowing around it?



It's during the rapid sequence of images at the very end of the flash, and this specific frame only seems to be up for a brief moment.

Thundarr
Dec 24, 2002


Because Vriska is a bad influence? v:shobon:v

I dunno, it just seems remarkably unlikely to me that a reference specifically to Tavros and Vriska's powers immediately after their viginette would have nothing at all to do with those characters. In this of all comics.

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?

creationist believer posted:

Either this or this would work for me too.
A Fairy Battle has been stuck in my head the past few days, and it's one of my favorite Homestuck songs. It's just great.

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


Cavatica posted:

Thief of Life powers is how I'm gonna handwave it.

Constable Lemon posted:

Perhaps the Condesce extended their lives? If she could do that for the Psiionic, I don't see why she couldn't for Guy Fieri and Jay and Dope.

I'd thought of that and promptly forgot. :downs: Still Dave at least must've been fairly old (and if not there's pretty much no way he's not making an appearance in Dirk's present).

Fagtastic
Apr 9, 2009

I may have sucked robodick, fucked a robot in the exhaust, been fucked by robots & enjoy it to the exclusion of human partners; at least I'm not a goddamn :roboluv:
How famous is Guy Fieri?

I'm not American, but I know that during the smash mouth eat the eggs thing a bunch of ostensible Americans didn't know who the hell he was, even while he was wilfully ruining the moment.

Honest question. Is Guy Fieri here because of smash mouth eat the eggs (which was a pretty big Internet Thing that Hussie very probably heard about), or is Guy Fieri actually an ironically hated celebrity in the same league of the Insane Clown Posse?

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."
I don't think he's ironically hated so much as just hated.

Cheapsteaks
Apr 25, 2008

Getting a heavy metal avatar leads to far fewer regrets than a heavy metal tattoo.
I think he's managed to take the crown from Rachel Ray as most prolific thing on the food network, so he's got that going in his favor in both negative and positive ways.

Even just a look at him and he exudes douchevibes - spiky hair and flaming button up shirts quit being advisable some time after your last year of middle school. Well, actually they're never good.

Geddy Krueger
Apr 24, 2008

RandallODim posted:



It's during the rapid sequence of images at the very end of the flash, and this specific frame only seems to be up for a brief moment.

I find it interesting that the damage to John's corpse mirrors both the damage Snowman inflicted to Spades and Bec Noir's appearance. Not necessarily plot relevant, but it's a cool callback.

Geddy Krueger fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Apr 26, 2012

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

Fagtastic posted:

Honest question. Is Guy Fieri here because of smash mouth eat the eggs (which was a pretty big Internet Thing that Hussie very probably heard about), or is Guy Fieri actually an ironically hated celebrity in the same league of the Insane Clown Posse?
It might depend on how much you watch the Food Network. I don't, so a near entirety of what I know about this rear end in a top hat I learned in the past twenty-four hours. But following the links, I can see that anyone watching cable and the food channel probably have to deal with him.

It really puts the Condesce in perspective, too.

quote:

" In 2010, the New York Times reported that Fieri brought an "element of rowdy, mass-market culture to American food television," and that his "prime-time shows attract more male viewers than any others on the network."
It fits both with her agenda of psychological warfare and the little we picked up from Meenah in the dream bubble. We've seen her being pretty fit in the flash and Scratch's narration, but the figureheads she attracted and the lifestyles they glorified make me wonder if we'll see a fleshy beast of such corpulence we forget all our Fat Vriska jokes.

The grinning monarch in Prince of Heart: Rise Up seems a bit slim for Roxy's "Overlard" jab, so that image comes from somewhere (and cements in my mind that she came to B2 from the Medium)

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
I personally hold complete and utter disdain for Guy Fieri but will admit to having watched his show because I really like food.

He has one of those shows where he goes around to the kind of local-superstar restaurants that everyone in that particular county absolutely loves but no one else really knows and shows food-porn shots of their stuff, then annoys their owners on camera for a few minutes. He is by far the worst part of his own show. If you took his show and edited him out of it completely it would be improved by like three orders of magnitude.

You know how Adam Richman from Man Vs Food is slightly obnoxious, but it's okay because that only increases your schadenfreude when you watch him force himself to eat seventy pounds of habanero ice cream in twenty minutes or whatever? Guy Fieri is like five times the obnoxiousness level without any suffering to take joy from.

For those among us with slightly better taste, imagine if Anthony Bourdain never traveled outside the country, had absolutely none of his trademark wit (actually, push it into negative wit levels), and also wore sunglasses on the back of his head.

e: by "his show" I meant "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives"; apparently Guy Fieri has had multiple other TV shows which I consider myself lucky not to have seen

loquacius fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Apr 26, 2012

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Luminous Obscurity posted:

I don't think he's ironically hated so much as just hated.
I think a lot of people unironically hate ICP, too.

Voxx
Jul 28, 2009

I'll give 'em a hold
and a break to breathe
And if they can't play nice
I won't play with 'em at all
Fish trident lady eat the eggs. :douche:

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort
A couple music team members have graciously supplied us with a rendition of what the new national anthem will sound like.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Can't say I'd heard of him before this, but I hadn't heard of ICP or juggalos before Homestuck either.

The image I have in my head now is "a Jamie Oliver/Gordon Rasmay hybrid only really obnoxious".

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream
With Guy Fieri as the leading douchbag sympathizer I can only imagine Alton Brown was a member of the resistance.

Or did Guy kill him first, to make sure no one could stop him? :ohdear:

Jyrraeth
Aug 1, 2008

I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH

Alton Brown and Anthony Bourdain fighting for freedom, wishing for the second coming of Julia Child their saviour.

Geddy Krueger
Apr 24, 2008
Martin Yan is the prophet of her second coming.

QueerPope
May 1, 2010

Meow.
I'm really looking forward to seeing details of Rose facing off with Guy Fieri. That guy is totally going to get zapped with wands or something and it's gonna be great.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

I started reading Homestuck a few weeks ago and just now caught up completely. My GOD. I am completely in loving awe. Every time I think this guy can't top himself he just... does.

New avatar time. I can only hope I live to see the ICP administration.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Geddy Krueger posted:

Martin Yan is the prophet of her second coming.
And I will give power to my two witnesses, and they will prophesy one thousand two hundred and sixty days, clothed in sackcloth. And the people will come to them and say, tell us your names. And my two witnesses shall say, we are Paterson and Dickson Wright, who you believe left you. And they shall add, vegans can go gently caress themselves.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Well Manicured Man posted:

A couple music team members have graciously supplied us with a rendition of what the new national anthem will sound like.

So I turned this on and started listening to it, then I had to leave so I put my computer on sleep. When I came home and started it back up, guess what I hear?

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Well Manicured Man posted:

A couple music team members have graciously supplied us with a rendition of what the new national anthem will sound like.
The fact that I didn't stop laughing throughout the entirety of this just proves to me that I have the worst sense of humor ever. On the other hand, this is some great audio ex-lax.

Voxx
Jul 28, 2009

I'll give 'em a hold
and a break to breathe
And if they can't play nice
I won't play with 'em at all

Well Manicured Man posted:

A couple music team members have graciously supplied us with a rendition of what the new national anthem will sound like.

It's just there in the air. :haw:

Hyedum
Jun 12, 2010
Update: shouldn't have made those eggs so spicy guy.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Holy callbacks, Batman! :psypop:

NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 3, 2009

「プリスティンビート」
「Pristine Beat」
So did she sail away on Fieri's greasy fat back into untold lands?

Pretty good way to go out, if you ask me.

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006

THAT'S SPECTACULAR.

creationist believer posted:

this would work for me too.
Hey heeeeey! :haw:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Hyedum posted:

Update: shouldn't have made those eggs so spicy guy.

Not even Hearts Boxcars could've eaten those eggs.

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Stare into the abyss long enough, and you can send it into a bigger abyss while riding on its back. :black101:

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Scratch!Rose: Be the Rider.

Monathin fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Apr 27, 2012

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?
Hmmm, I'm not really sure how I feel about depicting real people (even if they are douchebags) as being genocidal murderers and 'anti-christs' and then being brutally murdered themselves. Seems a bit... over the top? I guess?

I just... I dunno man, I dunno.

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Mazerunner posted:

Hmmm, I'm not really sure how I feel about depicting real people (even if they are douchebags) as being genocidal murderers and 'anti-christs' and then being brutally murdered themselves. Seems a bit... over the top? I guess?

I just... I dunno man, I dunno.

I was going to bring up the whole Betty Crocker thing but then I remembered she's not an actual person.

I guess I'll just say it's just a silly webcomic and it's very clearly so waaaay over the top I don't know how anyone could actually take it 100% seriously and unironically.

(please don't show me where someone is taking it 100% seriously and unironically)

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed
Again, Homestuck hits more highs on a consistent basis than can be predicted.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

How long before some devoted fans track down and brutally murder ICP and Guy Fieri?

It is the will of the Huss.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Hanks Lust Cafe posted:

How long before some devoted fans track down and brutally murder ICP and Guy Fieri?

It is the will of the Huss.

If Hussie's master plan is to eliminate all the people that bring society down by associating them with a mediocre baking brand which he turned into the offensive of a crazy alien fish empress.

Well. Who are we to question it?

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

It is pretty over the top, but so is inserting your author into the story in a completely cursory and self-deprecating way.

As long as we don't have to interact with these characters more than this, I'm fine with this.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

On a different note, seeing the needles again got me thinking. I wonder if original-Rose is going to go back to her old needles again after everybody meets up. Seems thematically appropriate for a Seer to have a simple weapon (see also Terezi).

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
I personally found the idea of taking irritating, bottom-of-the-barrel pop culture figures and turning them into the worst criminals makind has to offer to be so audaciously stupid that I find it utterly hilarious.

Just the image of a crappy tv chef, utterly benign in reality, cheering in front of a wall of skulls while covered in the blood of his (numbered in the billions) victims made me laugh.

Of course if someone were to find all this somewhat appalling I can't say I could blame them. Its fairly twisted.

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Hmmm, earlier chat longs gave the impression Condesce had Rose and Dave assassinated, but Dirk's recount of their final battles end with a suspiciously corpse-less "never seen again" and disappearance over a waterfall...

Guy Feiri is obviously a replacement of His Honorably Tyranny, the mostly-unexplained creature (Lusus? Drone?) that oversees Alternian courts. His first appearance that I recall was on Jane's desktop. Are there any appearances of him pre-Scrath or parallels between Guy and other characters?

Thought that I had about Calmasis: (S)he is an allegory for Jack Noir. Calmasis is described as playing "the roles of antihero and chief antagonist," as well as convincing others to rebel against the powers that be. Not sure whether "all twelve" being killed refers to Calmasis' or Zazzerpan's followers. Are there any other groups or combination of groups other than trolls whose numbers add up to twelve? My first thought was the Felt were the "twelve," but there are 15, duh.

Despite the lack of any info on it, something about Complacency of the Learned being butchered in an attempt to make a 2-hour marketable movie is funny to me.

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