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Mister Kingdom posted:Unless they're animated. The Green Lantern Corps accepts robots? 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The Green Lantern Corps accepts robots? The have a planet and a math equation who are lanterns and robots are where you draw the line?
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Apr 30, 2012 00:10
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The Green Lantern Corps accepts robots? That's Aya. The ship's AI. "She" decided she could be more helpful if she had a physical form.
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Apr 30, 2012 00:14
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Barudak posted:The have a planet and a math equation who are lanterns and robots are where you draw the line? Oh I wasn't drawing any lines, I'm just 15 years out of the loop and it took me by surprise, is all  I need to start reading comic books again. I meant it more along the lines of "The Rings can choose robots to be their bearers?" then a "Why do they accept robots at all" type deal.Mister Kingdom posted:That's Aya. The ship's AI. "She" decided she could be more helpful if she had a physical form. Ah, that explains that. Like a not-creepy version of a certain recent video game I won't mention by name.
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Apr 30, 2012 01:14
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The Green Lantern Corps accepts robots? Yup 
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Apr 30, 2012 01:21
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The Verizon mother's day ad is great because it shows a mother and daughter sobbing while pointing at one of their products.
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Apr 30, 2012 02:22
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Aintain posted:Is there only one of these stores or Just trust him, he's right. And it must make them drive faster because I have never seen a JJ driver going less than 20 over the limit.
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Apr 30, 2012 07:29
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I mean how do you know most of them smoke pot? And does pot actually make you drive faster or something? If I ordered food, I would rather get it from a guy who isn't high as hell.
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robot roll call posted:Just trust him, he's right. And it must make them drive faster because I have never seen a JJ driver going less than 20 over the limit. I've only driven once after smoking weed and I kept looking down at the speedometer and realizing I was going 35 in a 55 and no matter how many times I sped back up to 55 I would look down and I was going 35 again.
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May 1, 2012 18:15
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There's a new commercial for Post Grains cereal that's pretty annoying. It's basically just has a bunch of women wandering around in a field saying how hard it is to eat right so just eat their lovely cereal instead. "They say you're supposed to count calories, eat more protein and cut down on carbohydrates, but that is sooooo confusing. Just eat our cereal instead because it's made of grains you see so it's healthy and we're women and everything we put in our bodies is healthy because we're women and we know best!"
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May 1, 2012 19:50
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GutBomb posted:I've only driven once after smoking weed and I kept looking down at the speedometer and realizing I was going 35 in a 55 and no matter how many times I sped back up to 55 I would look down and I was going 35 again. So you're saying you had trouble driving at a consistent speed of 55 miles per hour?
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May 1, 2012 20:25
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Vakal posted:There's a new commercial for Post Grains cereal that's pretty annoying. It's basically just has a bunch of women wandering around in a field saying how hard it is to eat right so just eat their lovely cereal instead. About 10-12 years ago: CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS About 5-6 years ago: ANTIOXIDANTS ANTIOXIDANTS ANTIOXIDANTS ANTIOXIDANTS About 3 years ago: FIBER FIBER FIBER FIBER FIBER FIBER About 2 years ago: WHOLE GRAIN WHOLE GRAIN WHOLE GRAIN WHOLE GRAIN WHOLE GRAIN I can't wait to see what the next buzzword is.
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May 1, 2012 20:49
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DJExile posted:About 10-12 years ago: CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS Green.
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May 1, 2012 20:56
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SpacePig posted:Green. Soylent?
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May 1, 2012 21:03
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Mister Kingdom posted:Unless they're animated. Anyone who puts tits on a robot should either get therapy or kill themselves. Maybe both.
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May 2, 2012 01:16
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DJExile posted:About 10-12 years ago: CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS GLUTEN FREE GLUTEN FREE GLUTEN FREE GLUTEN FREE
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May 2, 2012 01:41
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100 Years in Iraq posted:Anyone who puts tits on a robot should either get therapy or kill themselves. Maybe both. They made the robot a woman because otherwise none of the main cast was female.
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May 2, 2012 02:02
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Stairs posted:GLUTEN FREE GLUTEN FREE GLUTEN FREE GLUTEN FREE Too specific. Gluten Free only matters if you're actually allergic to gluten.
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May 2, 2012 02:05
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DJExile posted:About 10-12 years ago: CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS CARBS You've missed ORGANIC, GRASS-FED / FREE-RANGE and FAIR TRADE. The current big ones are ARTISAN and FARM-TO-TABLE. Oh, and loving LOCAVORE LOCAVORE LOCAVORE LOCAVORE
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May 2, 2012 02:23
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jojoinnit posted:Too specific. Gluten Free only matters if you're actually allergic to gluten. Are you kidding? I know way too many people who now cook and eat gluten free because they heard from someone that gluten totally causes all of these horrible things to happen to normal people! None of them are actually allergic to gluten, of course.
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May 2, 2012 02:24
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Anyone else think of "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island when they see the new Mountain Dew commercial?
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May 2, 2012 02:55
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Why do lawyer commercials always have the narrator say "I am a non-attorney spokesperson"? Do lawyers think it makes them seem less ambulance-chasery to not appear in their own commercials or is there actually some sort of law saying they can't? Also, has anyone ever lost the attention of a member of the opposite sex due to dandruff? I'm not sure I've ever even seen dandruff in real life (to be fair I'm not very observant about that kind of thing) but if you payed attention to commercials you'd think it was one of the top ten problems facing humanity.
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May 2, 2012 04:35
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The Moon Monster posted:Why do lawyer commercials always have the narrator say "I am a non-attorney spokesperson"? Do lawyers think it makes them seem less ambulance-chasery to not appear in their own commercials or is there actually some sort of law saying they can't? I suspect it's more about the narrator being good on camera.
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May 2, 2012 04:46
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Maxwell Lord posted:I suspect it's more about the narrator being good on camera. Anyone seen those Binder and Binder commercials, I think in the NYC area, where it's the lawyer himself and he's wearing a cowboy hat and suit and the whole thing is super awkward? That's why lawyers don't do their own commercials. e: found it. he only gets two sentences and it's still awkward as hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb_pmbO_R4w
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May 2, 2012 04:55
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The Moon Monster posted:Why do lawyer commercials always have the narrator say "I am a non-attorney spokesperson"?
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May 2, 2012 05:28
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Timby posted:Oh, and loving LOCAVORE LOCAVORE LOCAVORE LOCAVORE Yeah, I knew I was gonna forget a few, but what is this one? 
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May 2, 2012 05:39
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Only eating locally produced food. Shame about all those Alaskans who are gonna die from scurvy!! I put locavores down with the same group who think every individual should grow their own food and poo poo. Its inefficient and you'll never get everything you need that way, so why bother?
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May 2, 2012 05:45
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Vicas posted:Anyone seen those Binder and Binder commercials, I think in the NYC area, where it's the lawyer himself and he's wearing a cowboy hat and suit and the whole thing is super awkward? That's why lawyers don't do their own commercials. He wears it because he's embarrassed about going bald. I've seen enough of those commercials in the past to see that hairline slowly recede.
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May 2, 2012 05:52
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Having just seen the T-Mobile ad where she rides a bike, I can say without question that it is a great ad, if not the greatest of all time. The only part I didn't like was when it started talking about phones.
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May 2, 2012 09:02
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jojoinnit posted:Too specific. Gluten Free only matters if you're actually allergic to gluten.
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May 2, 2012 16:19
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My current bane: STREEEEEEAMMMM....STREAM STREAM STREEEEEEEEEEEEAM STREAM. gently caress you Comcast.
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May 2, 2012 16:45
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Vicas posted:Anyone seen those Binder and Binder commercials, I think in the NYC area, where it's the lawyer himself and he's wearing a cowboy hat and suit and the whole thing is super awkward? That's why lawyers don't do their own commercials. We get them in Florida too. The cowboy hat makes me lol every time
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May 2, 2012 17:07
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Thwomp posted:My current bane: STREEEEEEAMMMM....STREAM STREAM STREEEEEEEEEEEEAM STREAM. This has been stuck in my head all loving day. If only there was some way for your TV to tell the station which provider it is already signed up with, so it can broadcast some other ad. The most annoying part for me is the guy near the end who tries to sing super low and it stands out SO BAD.
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May 2, 2012 21:31
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vyst posted:We get them in Florida too. The cowboy hat makes me lol every time They're probably a nationwide service, but I wasn't sure. And yeah the cowboy hat owns so much. It's so beautifully out of place that it borders on parody.
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May 2, 2012 21:38
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vyst posted:We get them in Florida too. The cowboy hat makes me lol every time I believe you're forgetting the Christmas version of the Tax Masters commercial.
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May 2, 2012 21:52
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muscles like this? posted:They made the robot a woman because otherwise none of the main cast was female.   For robots that are voiced by men they don't go around sticking a big metal dick on them, do they? Ignoring this simple concept results in ME3's EDI, a robot with tits and camel toe.
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May 3, 2012 01:32
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Luigi Thirty posted:I believe you're forgetting the Christmas version of the Tax Masters commercial. Please tell me this is Patrick Cox with his huge massive beard and a santa hat on because that would be super.
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May 3, 2012 02:01
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If a robot wants to self-identify as female I dunno why y'all genderists got such a problem with it 
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May 3, 2012 02:02
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A cameltoe that, I'll point out, you had to actively switch her to an alternate outfit to get. The point is still valid, however.
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May 3, 2012 02:04
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100 Years in Iraq posted:Robots aren't female, they're robots! Which is why putting tits on them is weird There's an in show explanation as to why the AI is in a female body (she stole the body image of a character's dead wife.)
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I see Subway is back to their usual "if you don't eat Subway, YOUR INSTANTLY FAT" ads again. 
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