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Bobulus posted:Completely off-the-wall thought: She's preparing. She has not completely taken over, but she's been influencing things and laying out groundwork for years as of Jake's encounters with the Lusii. I think it's less a dumping ground than a breeding ground. Dirk said here that she had Alternian wildlife on her ship with her, and she has access to the Medium and the Veil's ectobiology labs. Even if she didn't have Gl'bgolyb with her, she could have used that equipment to clone a new one.
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# ? May 1, 2012 04:56 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 21:59 |
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Please be a hat. Please be a wonderful hat of some kind.
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# ? May 1, 2012 05:05 |
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Calling it right now: it's either a hat or a steak.
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# ? May 1, 2012 05:06 |
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It's going to be some ordinary pumpkin goop, because that pumpkin has clearly not been cut open. Why did CD decide to tell Jack to look inside a perfectly ordinary pumpkin? Because he is unfathomable.
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# ? May 1, 2012 05:09 |
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Color Printer posted:Calling it right now: it's either a hat or a steak. A hat made of steak?
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# ? May 1, 2012 05:29 |
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Color Printer posted:Calling it right now: it's either a hat or a steak. I'm thinking C4, simply because CD had some in the Midnight Crew intermission, and Jack mentioned the propensity for a bomb going off if he kicked it. Also, I would have loved to see Jack's Gambit Schema.
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# ? May 1, 2012 05:54 |
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It's gonna be Droll. Droll will be curled up inside the pumpkin sleeping.
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# ? May 1, 2012 05:59 |
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The pumpkin will be full of leftover peanuts from Jake's assassination.
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# ? May 1, 2012 06:07 |
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quote:You doubt you could even manage to lure him into your pissing radius, magnificent though it is.
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# ? May 1, 2012 06:20 |
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Bobulus posted:Wait a minute. God drat it. How did I miss this?
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# ? May 1, 2012 07:29 |
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Color Printer posted:Calling it right now: it's either a hat or a steak. I'm betting it'll be -ified right before he can look inside.
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# ? May 1, 2012 07:36 |
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...or ir could be full of knives! that works too. also CD's calling card made me smile "God drat it Droll"
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# ? May 1, 2012 09:52 |
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Surely he can do something with all those knives.
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# ? May 1, 2012 09:53 |
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My only disappointment is that it didnt say 'Your welcome'.
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# ? May 1, 2012 10:10 |
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Wrist Watch posted:
Puns take a lifetime to master, son.
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# ? May 1, 2012 10:13 |
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CD is by far my favorite agent and has been ever since he appeared with a ridiculous hat and a fake sword through his stomach God drat it Droll, indeed
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# ? May 1, 2012 10:24 |
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How did the Prospit guard miss a whole pumpkin full of knives? No wonder Derse always wins.
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# ? May 1, 2012 10:56 |
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Roger Explosion posted:How did the Prospit guard miss a whole pumpkin full of knives? No wonder Derse always wins. Not to mention impromptu shivs right outside the jail window. Although to be fair, from Jack's musings both Prospit and Derse are basically planets made entirely of impromptu shivs.
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# ? May 1, 2012 11:38 |
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Someone needs to avatarize that "You're Welcome" card. Not for me, no, but somebody needs to do it anyway.
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# ? May 1, 2012 12:22 |
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Odds Jack Noir throws a knife at the guard, killing him, 1:1 It's kind of neat to see the difference between Prospit and Derse culturally. Their planets and people look like palette swaps of each other, being chess people and all, but little bits here and there suggest a different culture and attitude stemming from their different goals. It's neat to consider. The game itself has always been one of the most interesting parts of Homestuck, I think. It'd be neat to see a whole 'regular' game play out, although I doubt we'll ever get that chance. Someone once talked about how Homestuck is primed to appeal to teenagers (and really anyone) since it's full of systems you're meant to imagine yourself filling - would you be a Prospit or Derse dreamer? What would you prototype? What would your title be? - and I can believe it since the possibilities feel endless. Hussie deserves credit for creating what feels like a full and fleshed out game system setting and then using that merely as a backdrop to another, even grander tale of time-travelling Machiavellian pimp-demons.
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# ? May 1, 2012 13:16 |
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SatansBestBuddy posted:Someone needs to avatarize that "You're Welcome" card.
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# ? May 1, 2012 13:26 |
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Color Printer posted:The White Queen smacked him upside the head, remember? Ugh, so much happens in so many universes and realms and dream places. Also, it's nice to see the same jokes from roughly page 1 making a return. Any bets on if this is a quicky or we get 1000 pages of jailbreak?
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# ? May 1, 2012 13:44 |
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Jack doesn't have remotely enough patience to let this go on for 100 pages, let alone 1000.
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# ? May 1, 2012 13:53 |
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Bobulus posted:Wait a minute. God drat it. I bet we're going to see an update called "[S]Page: Turn." before this is all over.
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# ? May 1, 2012 18:57 |
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In case anyone wants to further appreciate CD?'s little stunt:
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# ? May 1, 2012 20:14 |
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You know, I can't help but think that CD is a lot sharper than he lets on. It's winking, not to mention he's like the only one who managed to kill any of the kids. He just pretends to be a little doufus so nobody actually expects him to do any serious work.
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# ? May 1, 2012 20:25 |
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Ayana posted:You know, I can't help but think that CD is a lot sharper than he lets on. It's winking, not to mention he's like the only one who managed to kill any of the kids. That's just really depressing. B1 Droll finally decides to stop being silly and get some work done by doing what he was told to do and he only get punished for it. Now I'm sad.
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# ? May 1, 2012 21:09 |
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So apparently this isn't the first time Jack's gotten a pumpkin full of knives
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# ? May 1, 2012 21:19 |
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Roger Explosion posted:How did the Prospit guard miss a whole pumpkin full of knives? No wonder Derse always wins. I should be more worried about how the guard missed "Please Look Inside". I am, however, currently hung up on how CD managed to fill a pumpkin with knives without carving it.
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# ? May 1, 2012 21:40 |
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OriginalPseudonym posted:I should be more worried about how the guard missed "Please Look Inside". He clearly appearified the knives into the pumpkin.
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# ? May 1, 2012 21:46 |
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Ayana posted:You know, I can't help but think that CD is a lot sharper than he lets on. It's winking, not to mention he's like the only one who managed to kill any of the kids. I think he's a giant doofus, but that doesn't preclude him from being competent.
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# ? May 1, 2012 22:03 |
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He's also an accomplished pickpocket and an expert tail, at least until he forgets who he's tailing and why.
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# ? May 1, 2012 22:10 |
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Well you know the saying, when life gives you knife-filled pumpkins, stab a bunch of people.
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# ? May 1, 2012 22:44 |
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Oh man, I got so wrapped up in the MAD DRAMA and SICKNASTY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT of Homestuck, I forgot how much I enjoyed the irrelevant shenanigans of Jailbreak and Problem Sleuth. I for one am glad for this little break, even if it does mean the plot won't start moving forward again for another few days or so. Also, since when has Hussie had an embosser with his face on it?
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# ? May 1, 2012 23:17 |
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Hahaha it's so appropriate that jack has a compromising fancy for terriers, considering he becomes one in the other universe
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# ? May 1, 2012 23:21 |
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H.P. Shivcraft posted:In case anyone wants to further appreciate CD?'s little stunt: I absolutely love that AH has a custom-made seal with his face. It's so perfectly his style.
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# ? May 1, 2012 23:32 |
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I hope he starts signing Homestuck books with that.
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# ? May 1, 2012 23:36 |
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Well in this latest update...Terrier Fancy is the new Hunk Rump and Jack commits the perfect crime of hiding it.
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# ? May 1, 2012 23:39 |
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I like how Hussie barely distorted the Terrier Fancy image and pretty much just painted over it until it looked like a knife. Perfect.
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# ? May 1, 2012 23:52 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 21:59 |
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I wonder just how many "You're Welcome" stamps would sell out if Hussie made one for Topataco. I know I'd buy one.
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# ? May 2, 2012 01:18 |