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Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


DirtyDirtySheets posted:

This guy is Christian Rose and he talks really good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29tDK1moJDk

"talks well"

Christian Rose loves wrestling and is constantly trying to improve himself. He is an amazing promo. I hate him so much.

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Spideycloned
Aug 5, 2004

Starfleet Dental

In Dear Leader, we trust.
The ending of the King of Chop is brutal, the bruising some of them get is absolutely nasty.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Newcott posted:

Go Go Power Rangers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns8Kz4jlmkc
I'm confused. Does this have anything to do with wrestling?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

LividLiquid posted:

I'm confused. Does this have anything to do with wrestling?

About Newcott
There have been 35 posts made by Newcott, an average of 0.18 posts per day, since registering on Oct 19, 2011. Newcott claims to be a male.

YouTube content creator http://www.youtube.com/SneakyZebra

Mods?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Lone Rogue posted:

If the Wrestlehut started their own wrestling promotion, the only thing we would agree on is getting Human Tornado out of retirement and making him our World Champion.

drat right...plus he has the best theme ever, can't help but wanna dance :slick:

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

apsouthern posted:

As it's his birthday today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T050N6yx8M

I wish someone would decide to remake Dolemite and The Human Tornado and let Human Tornado play Rudy Ray Moore's part

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzMjcvZjHuM&hd=1

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

This OWNS

Bring Back Noid
Sep 16, 2005

See, he's got boatloads of charisma if he's allowed to get loose with it.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
That was pretty great.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkS6LtRjpxc

Smash's successor, Finlay-approved. :haw:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

RuPaul Levesque posted:

See, he's got boatloads of charisma if he's allowed to get loose with it.

Heck, after seeing that I'm hoping he forgoes wrestling for a good while in order to pursue a Hollywood career. :c00l:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jelq Swagger posted:

This OWNS

Did he cock it, and then remove the mag?

Miles O'Brian
May 22, 2006

All we have to lose is our chains
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ebM9icFpjY

Probably already posted somewhere but heres CM Punk on Cartoon Network.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Bocc Kob posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkS6LtRjpxc

Smash's successor, Finlay-approved. :haw:
Engrish :haw: Finaly said "Keep Wrestling Classic" after his match with Tajiri and somehow they got "New Wrestling Classic" out of it. I don't know that you can make new classics.

But if Tajiri, Akira, and Kana as awesome as SMASH was, they're going to do it. The video packages are about the same as SMASH's were, I can't wait :allears:

RealFoxy fucked around with this message at 00:21 on May 3, 2012

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Sorry Z TLIS you have been replaced
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LajRaNVAZV8&feature=player_embedded

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

The Stone Cold/Mick Foley/DDP love triangle

http://youtu.be/e6UN1nKuXnw

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Did he cock it, and then remove the mag?

ejected chambered round

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Highspots: London and Kendrick's Excellent Adventure 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKULJWJ1W7k

They talk about :
Ghosts
Barack Obama is Satan
Jerking off

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Flameingblack posted:

Highspots: London and Kendrick's Excellent Adventure 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKULJWJ1W7k

They talk about :
Ghosts
Barack Obama is Satan
Jerking off

Totally buying this even if Highspots cannot spell.

EDIT: Spanky looks malnourished and homeless. London looks dashing.

Paper Jam Dipper fucked around with this message at 01:13 on May 5, 2012

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON
The first Londrick shoot interview was loving incredible, so this is good news. Is Kendrick still in TNA?

Second that dieo reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSh2s_lmthI which has been posted before but should never be forgotten.

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)

maniacripper posted:

The first Londrick shoot interview was loving incredible, so this is good news. Is Kendrick still in TNA?

Second that dieo reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSh2s_lmthI which has been posted before but should never be forgotten.

That video is essentially my "happy place."

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Kendrick has gone from TNA for a while hasn't he?

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

achillesforever6 posted:

Kendrick has gone from TNA for a while hasn't he?

Correct. Meaning we may get some great TNA stories.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Flameingblack posted:

Highspots: London and Kendrick's Excellent Adventure 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKULJWJ1W7k

They talk about :
Ghosts
Barack Obama is Satan
Jerking off

All of that is false burn-out babble, except for the bit about Jean Benet Ramsey being Lady Gaga.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Goldberg arrested on THAT fateful night in January, 1999.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Slowly working my way from the start of the strangest fanart thread and am surprised it took this long for wrestling-related stuff to come up.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
https://www.freeprowrestling.com is a site collecting matches that promotions post up for free, and the latest video is a really good match between Akira Tozawa and Johnny Gargano from the 2011 TPI (Todd Petingill Invitational)

http://www.freeprowrestling.com/2011/05/20/akira-tozawa-vs-johnny-gargano-from-aiws-todd-pettengill-invitational-2011/

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kaIo7mEdBc

AYS Episode 14, featuring WH2K favorite STRO, ooh la la

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
"We used to play this game... Rape the Bear it was called."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbnSfNN-jZ4

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLfUH-cG0OM
Yep I found a response video for any rear end in a top hat who goes "Pro Wrestling, that poo poo's fake lol"

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!
Anyone who tells you wrestling is fake, you should punch in the face because they literally think you are 8 years old if they feel they have to tell you that.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Nobody cares about Steve Corino in PWX, or the NWA any more, or Tommy Rich.

That said, Corino can promo his rear end off, and the top video on his site is a helluva promo.

http://www.worldofcorino.blogspot.com/

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Found this on DDP's youtube page, powerful stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448&feature=player_embedded
DDP is loving awesome

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Botchamania 205

Since he's been doing the Wrestlemaniamania stuff lately, this is him getting around to covering this year's Wrestlemania.

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
Ibushi vs Generico from last weekend

Kota sure does some crazy poo poo for a guy who returns in this after being injured for 8 months. The part of the intro package where he shows what he's been up to in the meantime (I assume) is wonderfully DDT.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Archibald Peck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m1sF1GanSGY#t=510s

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Archibald Peck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m1sF1GanSGY#t=510s

If that man isn't a millionaire by 2020 then there is no justice in the world.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
WWE's Youtube channel just posted this match, in full, which is kind of wacky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAhspD5QG5k

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

DMPunk posted:

WWE's Youtube channel just posted this match, in full, which is kind of wacky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAhspD5QG5k
Hayabusa is apparently friends with all sorts of people in the WWE, like Edge, John Cena, and Shane McMahon. :psyduck:

It still warms my heart that he's showing up in the WWE Universe now.

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