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Robb was fortunate to die at the red wedding. If he lived, he would turn up dead in a hot tub on the sunset strip from a coke overdose.
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I saw that exact portrait on westeros.org earlier and had a hearty lol. I prefer those terrible anime drawings over the  photoshop paintings on some of the other profiles. Yeah, I can paint on top of a photograph, too, dickhead.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I saw that exact portrait on westeros.org earlier and had a hearty lol. I prefer those terrible anime drawings over the 
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May 3, 2012 03:20
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SpaceMost posted:Prove it. Ok.  
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May 3, 2012 03:29
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Stupid Wiki anime Gendry is nothing compared to HBO ~~~Gendry~~~
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IRQ posted:Nice feathered mullet there, Rob. Poor Grey Wind's body must be loving ashamed. That's not a mullet. 
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May 3, 2012 03:44
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Fog Tripper posted:That's not a mullet. It is in my book. If my hair was that short in the front I'd chop the back off.
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May 3, 2012 03:54
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empty sea posted:Stupid Wiki anime Gendry is nothing compared to HBO ~~~Gendry~~~ Yeah, HBO Gendry has no right being that hot.
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May 3, 2012 04:00
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Azure_Horizon posted:Yeah, HBO Gendry has no right being that hot. Yeah. I find it hilarious that he's twice the man Ser Loras is and Loras is some great knight.
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empty sea posted:Yeah. I find it hilarious that he's twice the man Ser Loras is and Loras is some great knight. Nah, Loras sucks, he was stabbing Renly for years and never managed to kill him.
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Well you see Loras is a homosexual so he has to look effeminate so it's really obvious.
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This is HBO. TV audiences are loving idiots, apparently. The gays have to be pretty twinkish so people catch on, because slurpy blow jobs are perhaps too subtle.
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May 3, 2012 04:22
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I dunno, Loras would've been cool if he looked like he had muscles or something. He was just so scrawny, I didn't really buy into his whole knight thing. Which is basically his whole arc, that he's a super special, super pretty, super badass knight of flowers who gets horribly disfigured.
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May 3, 2012 04:31
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I'm just bothered by all of Robb's blonde highlights.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:This is HBO. TV audiences are loving idiots, apparently. The gays have to be pretty twinkish so people catch on, because slurpy blow jobs are perhaps too subtle. Wait... Loras is gay? But in the books he's always praying.  (I need to find the link where the spoiler thread had a shitfit because they never picked up on RB< being gay)
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Wait... Loras is gay? Robert was gay? I mean that explains the Lannister twincest, but then where did all those bastards cone from?
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May 3, 2012 05:05
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crazypeltast52 posted:Robert was gay? I mean that explains the Lannister twincest, but then where did all those bastards cone from? Robert was gay for Lancel.
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May 3, 2012 05:12
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Eddard is not the father of Jon, but rather D. Edd. To save his honor he orchestrated Dolorous E. to the T. being sent to the wall. But then Lyanna squirted out Jon and was like "lol, Ned, pretend he's yours, blargh I'm dead." and poo poo got real. Only poo poo better than twincest is queercest. Holla if you're Stark.
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If I were a man, I'd go gay for Lancel. He's just so adorably terrible at everything. And he's got hilarious hair. Lancel is the best, uh, I mean the worst. 
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empty sea posted:If I were a man, I'd go gay for Lancel. He's just so adorably terrible at everything. And he's got hilarious hair. Lancel is the best, uh, I mean the worst. Stop implying that it's gay for a man to be attracted to Lancel.
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There is nothing gay about being attracted to a Lannister.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Stop implying that it's gay for a man to be attracted to Lancel. Lancel's probably got a secret vagina.
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Azure_Horizon posted:Lancel's probably got a secret vagina. He was the first source of Cersei's swamp-diving.
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~~~My Lancel~~~
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Urdnot Fire posted:He was the first source of Cersei's swamp-diving. Myrish swamp is the best scene in the books.
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May 3, 2012 05:48
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empty sea posted:~~~My Lancel~~~ Noone would have blamed Dany for falling in love with Lancel. Azure_Horizon posted:Myrish swamp is the best scene in the books. It and Fat Pink Mast were the best parts of AFFC.
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Urdnot Fire posted:Noone would have blamed Dany for falling in love with Lancel. I hope they pick someone even dorkier for the role of Quentyn.
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Azure_Horizon posted:I hope they pick someone even dorkier for the role of Quentyn. Man oh man I hope it's Michael Cera
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No way, it's gotta be the guy that played Mark Zuckerberg in that zombie movie.
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Robert fucks Lancel, Cersei pegs Lancel with strap-on, Cersei masturbates self with same strap-on... Joffrey is legitimate. 
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Greatbacon posted:No way, it's gotta be the guy that played Mark Zuckerberg in that zombie movie. Honestly, I could see Jesse Eisenberg owning the role. He's a pretty good actor.
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May 3, 2012 07:21
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Rape Jake. posted:I always imagined Quentyn (?) as being kinda short with a wide head. I always imagined him like this but with dark hair: 
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Urdnot Fire posted:Stop implying that it's gay for a man to be attracted to Lancel. Look, I'm confused and frightened about the way pretty men make me feel as much as the next guy, but that Lancel chap has far too much chin. He looks like James Woods joined Twisted Sister.
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It's too bad the guy who played Melvin in Toxic Avenger is so old now. You want dorky, that'd've been your guy 28 years ago.
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Azure_Horizon posted:Myrish swamp is the best scene in the books. False. The scene where Doreah clinically masturbates Dany like you'd treat olde timey hysteria. The GRRMiest scene. 
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Azure_Horizon posted:Yeah, HBO Gendry has no right being that hot. Dude looks exactly like he should 
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Secret Targ Talk (STT): I like the idea of Jamie and Cersei being the fruit of Aerys' affair. It'd make the friction between Tywin and Tyrion that much more dynamic; him being the true son both biologically and characteristically despite Tywin's disownment of him. Plus it'd explain the penchant for siblings loving.
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It'd give thematic bond to Jaime and Tyrion as father-killers, and makes Joffrey/Tommen the most legit lineage there is. Basically there's no secret targ conspiracy theory that doesn't improve the books.
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