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Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica

Relayer posted:

You're NOT crazy, Jerry does wear glasses he just forgot them, that's all.

Not crazy. :thumbsup:

I can't take it anymore! She's driving me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I'm here, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!

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esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

safety dan posted:

mmm, it's a perfectly sane food to eat!

Am I crazy, or is that a lotta gum?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

esperantinc posted:

Am I crazy, or is that a lotta gum?

That's a lot of gum! :stonk:

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
There's nothing classier than chewing some gum and diddling the maid.

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002
Could someone please make a gif of Lloyd Braun, Jerry, and Kramer just sitting around, chewing gum?

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

safety dan posted:

mmm, it's a perfectly sane food to eat!

...interesting texture.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

Could someone please make a gif of Lloyd Braun, Jerry, and Kramer just sitting around, chewing gum?



After watching this episode again I think this is the best subplot in the whole series with George trying to convince Deena he isn't crazy :laffo:

strap on revenge fucked around with this message at 03:04 on May 6, 2012

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

You sure do have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people?

They want to know why they never see you.

(I loving love these two quotes and I think they might be the two Seinfeld quotes I use most)

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Vigilance posted:

They want to know why they never see you.

(I loving love these two quotes and I think they might be the two Seinfeld quotes I use most)

Not "Who is this!?"?

God, I love saying that. I'm a dick.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Pendant? Those bastards!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007
I know one of you is goony enough to get the words "CHERISH THE CABIN" on your headstone.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

"The Slicer" is the best Kramer episode, who's with me?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

david puddy posted:



After watching this episode again I think this is the best subplot in the whole series with George trying to convince Deena he isn't crazy :laffo:

He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
With those glasses and cardigan, Jerrys got a real grandmother thing going on there.

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

That woman stole twenty dollars from me.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

jojoinnit posted:

Not "Who is this!?"?

God, I love saying that. I'm a dick.

I do love that saying as well. I need to remember to say it next time I get called by a bill collector or a telemarketer.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

dog poop n doritos posted:

That woman stole twenty dollars from me.

Not so tough when you're not on your horse, are ya Ruthy!?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Max22 posted:

"The Slicer" is the best Kramer episode, who's with me?

What about "The Sniffing Accountant" with "Here's to feeling good all the time :c00l:"? Or "The Andrea Doria" with the whole dog medicine storyline?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Jerusalem posted:

What about "The Sniffing Accountant" with "Here's to feeling good all the time :c00l:"? Or "The Andrea Doria" with the whole dog medicine storyline?
I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Max22 posted:

"The Slicer" is the best Kramer episode, who's with me?

That's a lot of potatoes :monocle:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Then who's watching the factory?

...The Saab factory?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Coffee And Pie posted:

Then who's watching the factory?

...The Saab factory?

....Jerry, that's in Sweden.... :confused:

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Max22 posted:

"The Slicer" is the best Kramer episode, who's with me?

I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them!

So how'd you know you cut it?

Well, I guess I.. just assumed. *mind blown*

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

david puddy posted:



After watching this episode again I think this is the best subplot in the whole series with George trying to convince Deena he isn't crazy :laffo:

A cropped shot of Lloyd Braun endlessly chewing gum would make an awesome avatar. I only wish I could make it. He's just so motionless, staring out into space, while chewing some gum.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

mojo1701a posted:

A cropped shot of Lloyd Braun endlessly chewing gum would make an awesome avatar. I only wish I could make it. He's just so motionless, staring out into space, while chewing some gum.
Take your pick:


MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.
So your car caught on fire because of my father and the woman on the horse?

Wotan
Aug 15, 2009

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
You know, Elaine, you're the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life.

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions

Barnum posted:

You know, Elaine, you're the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life.

:allears: Aw, Barnum

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Barnum posted:

You know, Elaine, you're the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life.

I think this will burn! :dance:

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty
Crackle has The Handicap Spot episode with John Randolph as Frank Costanza instead of Jerry Stiller. It's... odd.

http://www.crackle.com/c/Seinfeld

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

MrXmas posted:

Crackle has The Handicap Spot episode with John Randolph as Frank Costanza instead of Jerry Stiller. It's... odd.

http://www.crackle.com/c/Seinfeld
How could you not like the Drake?

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!
I am really beginning to dislike the Drake!

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

david puddy posted:

Take your pick:




Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Macaluso posted:



Did you look at look at this picture carefully? Because I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see a nipple.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Coffee And Pie posted:

Did you look at look at this picture carefully? Because I'm not sure, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I see a nipple.

You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right, here! Here's your Christmas card!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Macaluso posted:



Is this gif simulated or real?

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Jerusalem posted:

Is this gif simulated or real?

It's real, and it's spectacular.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Now what, is the deal, with politics? Am I right, people?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Criminal Minded posted:

It's real, and it's spectacular.

I..... I liked when you quoted... about the gif being real....:blush:

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