Urdnot Fire posted:

But she needed to get it to the armory so Gendry's abs could analyze it!

Dead Man Posting posted:

Stone cold killa Bran

Waffle Ho posted:

Nice new avatar, by the way.

(although you should change it back to Robb for the RW)

Lord Sandwich posted:

Someone post the "my lady commands you to throat gently caress her" fanfic, please.

crazypeltast52 posted:

Arya cannot have a love interest! She's an asexual tomboy until she's mature and realizes that she has been in love with GRRM-insert Hot Pie the whole time, then they get married and that mean jock Gendry never comes near her again.

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

I was just re-reading CoK and got to the chapter where Arya beat the poo poo out of Hot Pie with her practice sword. He shat himself, and then Yoren grabbed Arya and ripped off her pantaloons and beat her with a stick until her thighs bled. <3 ~GRRM~ <3

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

I was just re-reading CoK and got to the chapter where Arya beat the poo poo out of Hot Pie with her practice sword. He shat himself, and then Yoren grabbed Arya and ripped off her pantaloons and beat her with a stick until her thighs bled. <3 ~GRRM~ <3

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Jon Snow is too wuss to kill Ygritte and ends up confusedly spooning with her while she wiggles her butt on him.

These HBO wunderkind summed up that entire storyline in a few minutes.

Dead Man Posting posted:

This post made me realize how wonderful it must be to listen to GRRM read his stories aloud like old storytellers

Lord Sandwich posted:

Someone post the "my lady commands you to throat gently caress her" fanfic, please.

Lord Sandwich posted:

Someone post the "my lady commands you to throat gently caress her" fanfic, please.

Rurik posted:

Is this something Dany tells Daario?

GordonTheDeadFish posted:

If we're going full-bore horribe degenerate fanfic then surely it'd be Lady Stoneheart.

god what is wrong with me

Ambiguatron posted:

That would produce some interesting noises.

whowhatwhere posted:

I don't remember this one at all. Summary?

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/05/08/a-song-of-scripts-france-game-of-thrones-chat/ posted:

RPS: You never know, maybe he will reference your characters in a future book.

Sylvain Sechi: I think he said he will. Someone told me he said he will, but he never told me myself.

RPS: He says a lot of things that don’t happen, like ‘The next book will be out in a year’.

Sylvain Sechi: Yeah, so that’s why I’m not talking about that.

RPS: You said some of the stuff he’s told you about what’s going to happen in future, obviously I’m not going to ask you for details, I know you can’t say, but while I quite like the books, the sense I got in the last couple was that he was making it up as he went along now. Did you get that sense talking to him that he had a grand plan and he really knows how it’s all going to wind up?

Sylvain Sechi: Yes, from what I discussed with him, I think he has a main drive. He knows how the whole story’s going to end. For the main characters he knows, but for some characters that he’s created along the path, or for how is Tyrion going to get from this point to this, like, he knows he needs to get from this point to make that, but how it’s going to happen between there and there, we don’t know.

And it’s funny because I was discussing with him and Ty [Franck], which is his assistant, they’re living together, they’re always together, and he was telling me like ‘how is this character, what should I do with him?’ and Ty would always answer ‘Oh, just kill him’, and at one point he just kills this character and now he’s blaming Ty for killing this character and so this really reflects, he’s got a clear vision of the main story but all the side aspects he just writes as a flow. This is something that drove us when we created the game.

Anal Tributary posted:

they’re living together, they’re always together

Urdnot Fire posted:

For a second I thought "Ty" was Tywin/Tyrion, Gurm's little imaginary friend who he watches football and doesn't write with.

Junkenstein posted:

That's amazing. And Ty lives with the GURMs?

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Kowakian monkey-lizard to GRRM's Jabba the Hutt.

The Mutato posted:

dissociative personality disorder would explain all of the different self-inserts grrm insists on including

whowhatwhere posted:

I'm sure Ser Pounce wouldn't be like Robert. He's nothing like that drunk old king.

Martin Van Buren posted:

Ser Catnip of King's Landing: Black of fur, black of eye
Ser Whiskaz of King's Landing: Black of fur, black of eye
Ser Old Deuteronomy of King's Landing: Black of fur, black of eye
Ser Pounce of King's Landing: Gold of fur, brown of eye...

PowerStreak posted: