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Sarion posted:How is this a racial thing? An attack on Obama, or especially his wife and kids, would cause outrage among everyone. How would it only outrage 'black America' and lead to racial chaos? Does he really think "white America" is going to side with the shooter? This is one of them there "rhetorical questions" right?
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# ? May 9, 2012 22:47 |
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Man, I wish I saved or screencapped this image, but it might be worthwhile to reproduce from scratch anyway since it's basically the perfect 1-image counterargument to that asinine argument that the US is founded as a Christian nation. The image juxtaposed these two preambles:quote:We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. quote:The Constitution of the Islamic Republic of Iran advances the cultural, social, political, and economic institutions of Iranian society based on Islamic principles and norms, which represent an honest aspiration of the Islamic Ummah. ...and made the point that if the US wanted to be a Christian nation, it is certainly lacking compared to the Iranian constitution. The conclusion would be that either the US is not a Christian nation, or that Iran is better at writing constitutions than the US. Either conclusion would make your dumb facebook friend's head explore, which is probably a good thing. (Obviously this argument is fallacious, but when has that ever mattered on Fwd: or facebook postings?)
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# ? May 9, 2012 22:59 |
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red19fire posted:Now that Amendment One passed in NC, the dipshits come out of the woodwork. A friend of mine is from NJ, but moved to NC for work. He wrote a facebook status expressing disdain at NC's Decision: Throw in the Jefferson Bible, if that isn't an abomination to a christian, nothing is. The last 3 lines of the book. quote:62 Now in the place where he was crucified there was a garden; and in the garden a new sepulchre, wherein was never man yet laid. No resurrection. He dies, they put him in the tomb, walk off and that's it. Jefferson kept the teachings and trimmed out the hocus pocus BS. http://www.angelfire.com/co/JeffersonBible/jeffbk17.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_Bible
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# ? May 10, 2012 00:10 |
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CroatianAlzheimers posted:So, I just got this tour de force of craziness in my inbox. I have no idea who the person is that sent it to me, or how they came across my address. The link's not dangerous or anything, just...well...just look at it... Wow, I love everything about this! Farrakhan is on the CIA payroll. Man, there's a name I haven't heard in a decade. quote:“The Obama administration is working closely with Bernanke, Geithner and others not to save our economy, but to outright destroy it. He is not the first or only one to try this, but the most effective and most vetted for that purpose. Do you actually think that the fact that Timothy Geithner’s father worked with Obama’s mother in Indonesia was coincidental,” stated my source rhetorically. I need a source for this, because it's just way too awesome if true. quote:“There are file drawers full of papers, heavily guarded papers at the ‘TEC building’ so I can only imagine what’s in them UNICORNS!! quote:Does Obama look worried about the upcoming elections? Look at his lavish vacations, his limited work schedule, and those with whom he is working. Seriously, he's spending way too much time in Crawford. How much loving brush is there to clear, anyway? quote:He is desperately seeking a way to remain in office, even if it means the surreal prospect of an indefinite postponement of elections – if it can be pulled off. I'm thinking here... who was the only guy in my life time to try to postpone an election... some dude in New York?... This author really hates Valerie Jarrett, and I couldn't figure out why until I Wikipedia'd her. Born in IRAN (to American parents who were obviously traitors shut up).
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# ? May 10, 2012 03:02 |
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Just mentally replace any repeated mention of a left-wing figure on right-wing sources with "Emmanuel Goldstein."
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# ? May 10, 2012 03:05 |
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This came across my facebook feed from the mom of a guy I knew in college:quote:Barack Obama, Edit: wrote a reply anyway: Muslims fought with colonial forces during the Revolutionary War: http://www.muslimsinamerica.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=15&Itemid=28 Also, with Union forces During the Civil War: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_the_United_States#19th_century Malcom X, a Muslim, pictured with Martin Luther King, Jr.: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EqK9xqdGgTc/S_Tw8o1572I/AAAAAAAAA08/rYjjBVBnB94/s1600/malcolm.jpg 200,000 Roma Muslims were killed by the Nazi's at Auschwitz during the Holocaust: http://www.dw.de/dw/article/0,2144,1907670,00.html Over 30 innocent Muslims died in 9/11 in the attacks: http://islam.about.com/od/terrorism/a/Muslim-Victims-Of-9-11-Attack.htm It took me 15 minutes with google to find these counterexamples. I bet I could find more, but I don't think they will persuade you. I just wanted to feel a bit justified in noting that you are espousing some pretty terrible beliefs in this presumably copied and pasted post. As a result of those beliefs, you are no longer a person I wish to know, nor one with whom I wish to associate. Nth Doctor fucked around with this message at 05:31 on May 10, 2012 |
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quote:Where were
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# ? May 10, 2012 05:35 |
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Nth Doctor posted:This came across my facebook feed from the mom of a guy I knew in college: Muslims weren't a part of America? Tell that to Kunta Kinte, or Peter Salem, or the the Benenhaley family. But here's a more comprehensive discussion of the history of Islam in the US, as well as a Muslim site that includes a history section. That Saga America book they reference smells of bullshit, though.
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# ? May 10, 2012 05:37 |
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Also, one of the first treaties the US signed was with a Muslim state in which they say they harbour no ill will to Muslims. This is the same treaty conservatives like to pretend doesn't exist as it declares the US as irreligious. Also, Jefferson is well known for owning a Quran.
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# ? May 10, 2012 05:40 |
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Goatman Sacks posted:MUSLIMS, Goatman Sacks, MUSLIMS. Not black people, you know- MUSSSLIMMMMS. Like this guy:
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# ? May 10, 2012 05:45 |
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30.5 Days posted:MUSLIMS, Goatman Sacks, MUSLIMS. Not black people, you know- MUSSSLIMMMMS. I like how you posted a Sikh to make your point
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# ? May 10, 2012 05:54 |
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Goatman Sacks posted:I like how you posted a Sikh to make your point Yes, that was the joke.
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# ? May 10, 2012 06:08 |
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Yes, that was the joke. It was a good one
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# ? May 10, 2012 06:10 |
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30.5 Days posted:MUSLIMS, Goatman Sacks, MUSLIMS. Not black people, you know- MUSSSLIMMMMS. Yes yes yes. Oh God yes. This is amazing. I love you
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# ? May 10, 2012 06:27 |
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Retarded Pimp posted:No resurrection. He dies, they put him in the tomb, walk off and that's it. Jefferson kept the teachings and trimmed out the hocus pocus BS. A few of the gospels end this way as well
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# ? May 10, 2012 06:58 |
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Nth Doctor posted:200,000 Roma Muslims were killed by the Nazi's at Auschwitz during the Holocaust: http://www.dw.de/dw/article/0,2144,1907670,00.html You could have also mentioned the Muslims (Morrocan and I think also Algerian) who fought for the Free French in WW2 and helped invade Italy.
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# ? May 10, 2012 11:18 |
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Orange Devil posted:You could have also mentioned the Muslims (Morrocan and I think also Algerian) who fought for the Free French in WW2 and helped invade Italy. Goumiers, although given their (alleged) conduct in Italy they may not be the best example. There would have been Muslims (and lots of them) in the Indian divisions that fought in Africa, Italy and the Pacific theatre in WW2.
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# ? May 10, 2012 12:47 |
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Someone else I know ended up making a huge effortpost covering a lot of the same things I did:Dude with a much higher tolerance for bullshit posted:I didn't bother spending a significant amount of time for research, as my hope is that you don't actually believe this is true of all (or even most) Muslims. My primary source was a simple Wikipedia search (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_the_United_States)
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# ? May 10, 2012 13:22 |
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quote:Does Obama look worried about the upcoming elections? Look at his lavish vacations, his limited work schedule, and those with whom he is working. quote:He is desperately seeking a way to remain in office, even if it means the surreal prospect of an indefinite postponement of elections – if it can be pulled off. Which is it?? Is he completely unworried about the election or desperately looking for a way to remain in power?
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# ? May 10, 2012 15:39 |
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Sarion posted:Which is it?? Is he completely unworried about the election or desperately looking for a way to remain in power? Both. He is both incapable of doing anything, and leads a super powerful shadowy organization.
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# ? May 10, 2012 15:41 |
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Obama is both a buffoon who can't even speak without a teleprompter and has no knowledge of America's history, and also is loving Cobra Commander.
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# ? May 10, 2012 15:43 |
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Glitterbomber posted:Obama is both a buffoon who can't even speak without a teleprompter and has no knowledge of America's history, and also is loving Cobra Commander. Schrodinger's commander-in-chief.
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# ? May 10, 2012 15:44 |
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Sarion posted:Which is it?? Is he completely unworried about the election or desperately looking for a way to remain in power? 14 steps to ur-bama
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Glitterbomber posted:Obama is both a buffoon who can't even speak without a teleprompter and has no knowledge of America's history, and also is loving Cobra Commander. Reminds me a bit of the criticism of Bush where he was simultaneously a mouth-breathing inbred and a master planner of the NWO. Truth was both he and Obama are right of center shitwings.
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# ? May 10, 2012 18:02 |
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LP97S posted:Reminds me a bit of the criticism of Bush where he was simultaneously a mouth-breathing inbred and a master planner of the NWO. Truth was both he and Obama are right of center shitwings. I won't try to defend the crazy lefties since they claimed pretty identical things about Bush (false flag attack, cancel elections), but at least some of them tried to paint Cheney as the shadowy puppet master and let Bush be the buffon.
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quote:A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed.
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# ? May 10, 2012 18:14 |
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:I won't try to defend the crazy lefties since they claimed pretty identical things about Bush (false flag attack, cancel elections), but at least some of them tried to paint Cheney as the shadowy puppet master and let Bush be the buffon.
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Strudel Man posted:That's just informed by the personal characteristics of the President and Vice-President. Nobody's going to say that Biden is orchestrating a master plan to end democracy. Which is a drat shame, because it would be hilarious.
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# ? May 10, 2012 18:17 |
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Which is a drat shame, because it would be hilarious. He's cultivated the perfect image. No one will see it coming until we're already solidly under the heel of the Bidenliphate.
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# ? May 10, 2012 18:32 |
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ThatsSoNotPLUR posted:Crazy Story I don't even know what this means
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# ? May 10, 2012 19:34 |
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Sarion posted:I don't even know what this means
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# ? May 10, 2012 20:16 |
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Zenzirouj posted:He's cultivated the perfect image. No one will see it coming until we're already solidly under the heel of the Bidenliphate. Biden would be a great dictator. Can you imagine how much hookers and blow everyone would get before the money ran out?
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# ? May 10, 2012 20:32 |
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OatmealRaisin posted:Biden would be a great dictator. Can you imagine how much hookers and blow everyone would get before the money ran out? Trains. Trains for everyone.
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# ? May 10, 2012 21:22 |
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Yes, that was the joke. You could have done better
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# ? May 11, 2012 02:08 |
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I'll bite. Who is that?
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# ? May 11, 2012 02:10 |
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CroatianAlzheimers posted:I'll bite. Who is that? Korla Pandit, an influential musician from India who was really a black guy from Mississippi
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# ? May 11, 2012 02:13 |
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Glitterbomber posted:Obama is both a buffoon who can't even speak without a teleprompter and has no knowledge of America's history, and also is loving Cobra Commander.
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# ? May 11, 2012 03:17 |
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Glitterbomber posted:Obama is both a buffoon who can't even speak without a teleprompter and has no knowledge of America's history, and also is loving Cobra Commander. Cobra Commander is a buffoon.
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# ? May 11, 2012 03:23 |
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Destro was the real brains behind Cobra.
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# ? May 11, 2012 03:33 |
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Got a new one posted on facebook today: Woot.
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