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Hey Demaryius, a man can build a thousand bridges and only catch one pass from Tebow!
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 16:23 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 14:52 |
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I will never understand why y'all read King.
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 18:08 |
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ButtView posted:I will never understand why y'all read King. The same reason people watch First Take.
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 18:10 |
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ButtView posted:I will never understand why y'all read King. Howard Stern syndrome for sports fans. I HATE HIM AND MUST READ EVERYTHING HE SAYS ARGHHH
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 18:13 |
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FizFashizzle posted:He also found a way to spend a page on bill belichick. A pitiful one sided affair.
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 18:20 |
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ButtView posted:I will never understand why y'all read King. Because despite being a horse's rear end he's very well connected an tere is genuinely stuff worth reading in between all his self righteous editorializing.
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 18:25 |
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Rap posted:Reminder that Peter King thinks he is great. And that he's going to be in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. And yet he refuses to vote Cris Carter in there, and refused to put Art Monk in there for the longest time
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 18:25 |
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FizFashizzle posted:He also found a way to spend a page on bill belichick. Spending a page on Belichick is really the least of King's sins. Belichick is a fascinating character.
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 18:26 |
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ButtView posted:I will never understand why y'all read King. I mostly avoid him, but really I think from a journalism perspective we'll never see a more poorly planned, poorly executed article than that eight-page brainfuck he churns out every Sunday night and you have to watch that car wreck sometimes to remind yourself what not to become
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 18:36 |
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The Incredible Ed posted:The same reason people watch First Take. I don't know why you do that either.
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 18:54 |
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Someone find the paper brick from way back when with Peter King berating the Krafts for hiring Belichick instead of (I think) Tom Donahoe.
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 19:46 |
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FizFashizzle posted:Someone find the paper brick from way back when with Peter King berating the Krafts for hiring Belichick instead of (I think) Tom Donahoe. Is this it? http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/inside_game/peter_king/news/2000/01/26/ten_things/
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 20:08 |
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Toddofodd posted:Is this it? ahahahahahahhaha yes quote:And now I have to throw in my first-round pick? I'm already without my fourth-round pick this year, and I'm sure to lose a couple of valued players like Tedy Bruschi and Shawn Jefferson in free agency. Now I have to throw in the pick that could become Ron Dayne and may solve our dilemma at running back for the next five years? Maybe I wait a couple more days for the Jets to budge. Assuming they don't, I get on with my life.
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 20:34 |
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Incredible. In a brief article he manages to make abysmally wrong judgement calls about the sport he covers, name drop Brett Favre, complain about his free trips to the Super Bowl, AND give his unwelcome opinion about an unrelated current event. It's like someone carefully crafted a Peter King time capsule for us to discover 12 years later.
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 20:57 |
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Rap posted:I mostly avoid him, but really I think from a journalism perspective we'll never see a more poorly planned, poorly executed article than that eight-page brainfuck he churns out every Sunday night and you have to watch that car wreck sometimes to remind yourself what not to become Don't stare too long into that abyss, Rap.
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# ? Apr 16, 2012 22:11 |
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Toddofodd posted:Is this it? Wow, PK used to take a lot less time to not get to the point.
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# ? Apr 17, 2012 22:28 |
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Toddofodd posted:Is this it? He's complaining about the winter in Atlanta. Peter King is the biggest baby.
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# ? Apr 20, 2012 03:30 |
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Wanted to make sure this wasn't lost to history. Peter King: Rape Apologist Peter King posted:
Yeap! Let's forgive a rapist because he hasn't raped in a while! People change!
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# ? May 9, 2012 05:36 |
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Wasn't it Peter King who, in a column published in August after the second time Big Ben raped someone, praised him for "Staying out of trouble since the incident"? Or am I thinking of another awful sports writer? I just remember sitting here dumbfounded that a guy honestly said "Hey he's not raped anyone for 3 months, upstanding citizen right here!"
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# ? May 9, 2012 06:12 |
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AKMoose posted:As a former reporter, I am having trouble understanding what King's point is supposed to be. Reporters serve the public, not their sources. There was nothing surreptitious, illegal, or unethical about a documentary filmmaker releasing footage of statements made in his presence. I also get a kick out of how he passes judgment on a contract he admits he's never seen. What a dolt. As a current reporter it can be explained by complacency. Peter king - whom I never read until I started posting here - is the epitome of a lazy reporter who's interested only in the status quo, in every way. Can he use unparalleled access to write about dumb bullshit like his hotel coffee? you loving bet he will. He's the old, fat, useless columnist who coasts on relevance he never earned. maybe i'm projecting too much, but gently caress peter king
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# ? May 9, 2012 06:15 |
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MonsterWalk posted:Wanted to make sure this wasn't lost to history. You mean he hasn't been caught raping anyone for a while.
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# ? May 9, 2012 07:31 |
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Chichevache posted:You mean he hasn't been caught raping anyone for a while. Let's be honest, on some level that whole thing was absurd. "Hey! Ben! We'll suspend you for 6 games, but to reduce it to 4, all you have to do is not sexually assault women! Allegedly. Allegedly sexually assault women. Repeatedly."
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# ? May 9, 2012 21:49 |
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Martinpale posted:Let's be honest, on some level that whole thing was absurd. "Hey! Ben! We'll suspend you for 6 games, but to reduce it to 4, all you have to do is not sexually assault women! Allegedly. Allegedly sexually assault women. Repeatedly." Well to be fair, it's not just the not raping that changed. By all accounts he has left previous assholish ways behind and has been presidential candidate style squeaky clean, which is pretty tough to do for two years straight.
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# ? May 10, 2012 09:57 |
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Moxie posted:Well to be fair, it's not just the not raping that changed. By all accounts he has left previous assholish ways behind and has been presidential candidate style squeaky clean, which is pretty tough to do for two years straight. Not for nothing, but it shouldn't be that hard to live up to the standards of "don't be a jackass"
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# ? May 10, 2012 12:05 |
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Moxie posted:Well to be fair, it's not just the not raping that changed. By all accounts he has left previous assholish ways behind and has been presidential candidate style squeaky clean, which is pretty tough to do for two years straight. Yea, he acted like a human being. Let us reward him with accolades and anoint his feet with scented oils. It's pretty easy not to be an irresponsible poo poo-heel for two years. Lots of players do it their entire careers.
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# ? May 10, 2012 13:57 |
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MonsterWalk posted:Yea, he acted like a human being. Let us reward him with accolades and anoint his feet with scented oils. It's pretty easy not to be an irresponsible poo poo-heel for two years. Lots of players do it their entire careers. This. I personally don't expect to be rewarded for not doing a negative action. You deserve praise when you go above and beyond being a human being. Could you imagine a Something Awful where E/N lavishes you with praise because " This week I did not put a child beneath a guillotine." sever
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# ? May 10, 2012 14:41 |
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Welp, looks like I'll have to go out and commit some attrocities before anyone will notice that I haven't been doing them for any amount of time. Maybe Peter King is just subtly trying to get some props for going a stretch without stealing from a seven year old.
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# ? May 10, 2012 22:03 |
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Peter King.quote:LIFE AFTER FOOTBALL IS NOT FOOTBALL'S RESPONSIBILITY. "I'm very sad for the loss of Junior Seau like everyone, but why is the league responsible for their well-being after their careers are over? Where does it start/end? Should a guy who only plays in a few games get the same counseling as a 20-year vet. Maybe the players should consider what 'life after football' looks like while they are in college and actually earn a degree.'' Really. Really?
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# ? May 11, 2012 03:00 |
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Eat all the dicks, Peter King, you hack.
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# ? May 11, 2012 03:01 |
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I was wondering when the NFL was going to start calling in their hacks.
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# ? May 11, 2012 03:04 |
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rotoworld had a video with two toe tags talking about the "winners and losers" of the nfl draft. One guy? Winners: the fans. Losers: the fans that boo'd goodell. How do you do that with a straight face?
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# ? May 11, 2012 03:06 |
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Brannock posted:Peter King. Noted White NFL Players Kurt Warner and Matt Light.
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# ? May 11, 2012 03:30 |
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King is so tone-deaf he has no idea that he just named 1) two white players 2) two players who haven't been retired nearly long enough to hold up as examples.
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# ? May 11, 2012 04:25 |
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Man, why are players who, hero-worshipped and pressured to get into the NFL ASAP, not staying in school to get their "LIFE AFTER FOOTBALL" degree? And they want to pussify the NFL by taking away our big hits to protect that gay book learnin'. Seriously, I feel like King was fluff and an nfl mouthpiece but generally harmless. He was the USA TODAY of football, now he's a racist, rape apologist, NFL propagandist... He's loving terrible and has awful taste in beer/coffee. MMMmmM Carmel Macchicato/Blue Moon time!
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# ? May 11, 2012 04:58 |
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Don't let Peter King sour your taste of Blue Moon.
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# ? May 11, 2012 05:07 |
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commy gun posted:Don't let Peter King sour your taste of Blue Moon. Blue Moon is poo poo and any beer brewed by Coors should be on your "do not drink" list.
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# ? May 11, 2012 05:09 |
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Kalli posted:I was wondering when the NFL was going to start calling in their hacks. Merril Hoge had his career ended and nearly died because of concussions (which he later successfully sued the poo poo out of the Bears for mishandling), and he somehow still got all self-righteous about the Kurt Warner thing. MourningView fucked around with this message at 06:21 on May 11, 2012 |
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Moxie posted:Well to be fair, it's not just the not raping that changed. By all accounts he has left previous assholish ways behind and has been presidential candidate style squeaky clean, which is pretty tough to do for two years straight. Man, I've got two and a half decades of alleged rape to catch up on. I didn't know I'd been toughing it out this long.
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# ? May 11, 2012 05:38 |
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MourningView posted:Merril Hodge had his career ended and nearly died because of concussions (which he later successfully sued the poo poo out of the Bears for mishandling), and he somehow still got all self-righteous about the Kurt Warner thing. I don't pay attention to ESPN more than I need to if I want to watch whatever game they're showing. I assumed Hoge would be the guy swimming upstream on the issue, that's terrible Insert bad joke about Hoge no longer being coherent here I guess.
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# ? May 11, 2012 05:43 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 14:52 |
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Once you get to the point where thousands of dollars are given to you for writing nothing-content every week, sticking up for what is basically cattle to them isn't a smart business move.
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# ? May 11, 2012 05:47 |