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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Flameingblack posted:

Hayabusa is apparently friends with all sorts of people in the WWE, like Edge, John Cena, and Shane McMahon. :psyduck:

It still warms my heart that he's showing up in the WWE Universe now.



:unsmith:

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
My favorite thing about that picture is that it's from a Wrestlemania, and I remember some sheet having a tidbit about him being really into the show, and that he was marking out and pigging out on snacks and just having a grand old time.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

DMPunk posted:

WWE's Youtube channel just posted this match, in full, which is kind of wacky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAhspD5QG5k
Dat Rope Walk is loving awesome, Taker eat your heart out.

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
I always assumed that channel was all about them trying to find the next Z! True Long Island Story. 80s Tiger Mask matches in HD were about the last thing I expected to find there, that's pretty rad.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Man watching that Tiger Mask match makes me think how much those moves are taking for granted now.
E: Episode 5 of the Gentlemen's Club is up and all I got to say is "What the gently caress?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpDImQeGqtQ&feature=g-u-u

achillesforever6 fucked around with this message at 02:52 on May 10, 2012

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Botchamania 206

Features a great "Forget about that poo poo..." segment to open it and one of the best endings in Botchamania history. I can't believe nobody's thought of doing that before.

Warning, clip features the Janetty/Mahoney chair shot near the end.

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
ABBY JR.'S TRAINING VIDEO ARCHIVE!

- No Mind, No Matter
- Keeping a Routine
- Diet tips /w Big Shuji
- The Art of Cooling Down
- Egg 'em Drink 'em Kobayashi Sparring
- Post-Match Relaxation

FOLLOW THESE ANCIENT TECHNIQUES! REACH YOUR FULL POTENTIAL!

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Remember the best promo in the recent Tough Enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg7fsynLiQg

NoMoneyDown
Jan 27, 2009

I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.
http://youtu.be/flA41pnOBlg
WWE goes slap happy with a montage of some of the most devastating palm meets face moments in WWE history.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

Illinois Smith posted:

ABBY JR.'S TRAINING VIDEO ARCHIVE!

You ever read Gopher in the Gilly by Harlan Ellison?

This is depressing.

God Of Paradise fucked around with this message at 08:14 on May 11, 2012

Damonic
Jan 17, 2006
Macho Man gives the best promos ever!

I miss this magnificent bastard...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6buWXCpQasI&feature=share

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m8-B7_7wdE

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Japan doesn't decapitate people anymore. That is an old and barbaric tradition that has been thankfully put to rest. Now its all about NEARLY decapitating people.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Good god, at least the match is ending after that middle rop-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH :gonk:

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
From the same channel that brought you the best summary of Summer Of Punk MarkIV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rz38IwXKG0&feature=plcp

Comes a video combining like... eighteen different Favorite Goon Things
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQXfoMFvVT4&feature=plcp

I never get to watch Smackdown, so this is the most I've actually seen of AJ. Is she as decent as the video makes her out to be? Or is that just side effects of the KPop?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

WeX Majors posted:

I never get to watch Smackdown, so this is the most I've actually seen of AJ. Is she as decent as the video makes her out to be? Or is that just side effects of the KPop?

I'd say AJ is the 4th best Diva behind Kharma, Beth, and Natalya. AJ is pretty awesome.

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

WeX Majors posted:

Comes a video combining like... eighteen different Favorite Goon Things
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQXfoMFvVT4&feature=plcp

I never get to watch Smackdown, so this is the most I've actually seen of AJ. Is she as decent as the video makes her out to be? Or is that just side effects of the KPop?

As a person who listens to SNSD from time to time, this is both creepy and hilarious and :stare:

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Vince Russo: YouShoot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOlxcmqtze0

:lol: is all I have to say. Goddammit Russo, gently caress you, stop being funny.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
That actually was pretty funny.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Who is the bearded lady tattooed on Russo's arm?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Vince Russo's face and neck creep me out. No wonder he's stayed off TV these last few years.

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
That was pretty funny. I did laugh at the Judy Bagwell remark.

That's a pretty good get for a YouShoot. I don't think he'll give any substantial answers, but it might be entertaining.

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

Flameingblack posted:

Vince Russo: YouShoot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOlxcmqtze0

:lol: is all I have to say. Goddammit Russo, gently caress you, stop being funny.

God damnit that video made me like Vince Russo.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Russo is a pretty hilarious and likable dude when he isn't ruining wrestling companies or giving his opinion on anything.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Bocc Kob posted:

Russo is a pretty hilarious and likable dude when he isn't ruining wrestling companies or giving his opinion on anything.

So when he's sleeping?

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010

Lone Rogue posted:

So when he's sleeping?

There was a great video segment on Impact to exemplify this, but I can't find it. :(

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Some wrestlers spend a little too much time telegraphing their finishers.

These guys have nothing on Archibald Peck.

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
I love Archie but that's a spot Kikutaro has been doing for years.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


My favorite series of matches from Velocity: Paul London vs Akio

First Match: Check out the nasty bump London takes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8DcXTBT3vg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8DcXTBT3vg

Rematch! There are a TON of moves here that you won't see in modern WWE. Honestly a PPV quality match. (Funny hearing that Teddy Long was GM way back here)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWckWt9P3Fs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWckWt9P3Fs

Part 3 in Japan!!! (The Japanese fans are great.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6PAvtLJuNg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6PAvtLJuNg

Final encounter!! Chavo is great on commentary.

Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTbF_faFfOc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTbF_faFfOc

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHX25DoGz8o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHX25DoGz8o

It's a shame these guys never got a PPV match.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
That's what made Velocity so good. It was tacked onto Smackdown tapings, and since people hardly watched it, they got a lot more freedom to do the matches they wanted.

It's a lot like NXT/Superstars is right now. As long as people aren't getting injured, things can happen like Tyler Recks using his awful Burning Hammer.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

That was a really good series of matches.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
FOWEVAHAAAAAAAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eum8cQruLo

Jado and Gedo have been around forever.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlxwPmrWT8s&feature=related

Pinkie Sanchez has the best entrances in the indies.

Seymour Buttz
Apr 26, 2006

Dog controls your destiny.

Flameingblack posted:

FOWEVAHAAAAAAAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eum8cQruLo

Jado and Gedo have been around forever.

In case anybody doesn't get it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwmKkow6auM

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Flameingblack posted:

FOWEVAHAAAAAAAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eum8cQruLo

Jado and Gedo have been around forever.

That is the best thing ever.

gently caress "YES" we need to start chanting "FOEVAWWWWWW"

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Seymour Buttz posted:

In case anybody doesn't get it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwmKkow6auM

I thought it was a Sandlot reference lol

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Flameingblack posted:

FOWEVAHAAAAAAAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eum8cQruLo

Jado and Gedo have been around forever.

I saw him do this a few months ago. Wasn't aware he does it a lot.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

HulkaMatt posted:

I saw him do this a few months ago. Wasn't aware he does it a lot.
Rocky, Jado, or Gedo?

The way Jado and Gedo cut in gets me every time.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26uu4-0kxjA

This story had more to it than I was aware of. :stare:

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Pinkie Sanchez summoning the promo greats:
http://youtu.be/NCmtp8oWBGM

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