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Crotch Bat posted:There was another one that made it the full day, I think. Wasn't it a $25K prize? That's a lot of dough for one day, sometimes twice what some make in a year. Yeah, it was 20 grand. I can only find information about the girl who quit after 6 hours, so there might have been another contestant.
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I might be mistaken but I swore this one made it through the whole day. I seem to remember her being Latino(I think?) and watching her have to suffer inside his apartment and sleep next to that monster.
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Crotch Bat posted:I might be mistaken but I swore this one made it through the whole day. I seem to remember her being Latino(I think?) and watching her have to suffer inside his apartment and sleep next to that monster. poo poo, she should've gotten half a mil easy for even going anywhere near that bed. I bet his apartment makes most episodes of "Hoarders" look like dream homes.
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Crotch Bat posted:I might be mistaken but I swore this one made it through the whole day. I seem to remember her being Latino(I think?) and watching her have to suffer inside his apartment and sleep next to that monster. Wasn't that Jeff the Drunk? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf8gvTi3ODs "It was a two-flusherrrrr" Jeff falling down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3lIh7dQ9rrs#t=30s Shes Not Impressed fucked around with this message at 20:52 on May 10, 2012 |
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May 10, 2012 20:35
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Yep, that was it, she was handcuffed to Jeff. Not quite as bad as Eric but still no picnic.haljordan posted:poo poo, she should've gotten half a mil easy for even going anywhere near that bed. I bet his apartment makes most episodes of "Hoarders" look like dream homes. Eric isn't rich enough to hoard. If I remember right it mostly just reeks of cat piss and poo poo but is otherwise sparsely furnished.
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The howard tv special on that handcuffed to Jeff the Drunk contest was so drat heart breaking. That poor woman, she was a god drat saint to that poo poo heel. I love Jeff on the show (when they pick on him mainly) but man, is he an entitled baby living in a fantasy world. The whack pack is just a collection of sad people now that nobody actually does funny things with them. At least before you had some jokes, not it just seems like Howard is putting them all through therapy or rehab on air. It was a two flusher.... click click. Jeff still making those click noises? He sounds like he is heavily medicated now and talks in slow motion, no more pep in his cowboy hat.
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May 10, 2012 21:22
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I give Howard credit for saving Jeff's life when they found that infection in his arm. Now I have to to watch Jeff falling for the next half hour. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leKHzzdDp0g VVVVVVVVVVVVV You are right. Bonzo fucked around with this message at 21:54 on May 10, 2012 |
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May 10, 2012 21:37
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Bonzo posted:I give Howard credit for saving Jeff's life when they found that infection in his arm. I thought it was in his rear end.
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Brocktoon posted:I thought it was in his rear end. MAAAAH ASSSHHHH!!
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May 10, 2012 22:08
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Jeff the Drunk's trailer park is like, 20 minutes from my apartment I think.
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qbert posted:Is the full interview of Howard on The View online anywhere? http://theview.abc.go.com/videos I was suprised american tv sites usually block content outside the country.
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May 11, 2012 00:16
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Aww, Howard kisses Matt Lauer and Barbara Walters kisses him. It's too bad he hates doing media apperances so much, he's so good at them.
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Seaside Loafer posted:Most of it seems to be on abcs website. Haha I'm halfway through these clips and Whoopi Goldberg hasn't said a single thing.
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adebisi lives posted:Haha I'm halfway through these clips and Whoopi Goldberg hasn't said a single thing. I bet she released a lot of air biscuits however.
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I found this amusing, because Howard certainly hasn't made a career out of judging things before seeing them.  http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/howard-stern-says-its-absurd-to-criticize-him-on-americas-got-talent-before-hes-been-on/2012/05/10/gIQAU7QAGU_story.html posted:New “America’s Got Talent” judge Howard Stern says that his critics should watch before attacking him.
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Howard was amazing in those View clips, he completely took over the show. Really want to see the full version.
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AxeManiac posted:The howard tv special on that handcuffed to Jeff the Drunk contest was so drat heart breaking. That poor woman, she was a god drat saint to that poo poo heel. The weirdest thing about that whole thing was that she said she wanted to use the money on her husband who had some kind of illness. Then, when E! catch up with her a few months later, she bought a bunch of clothes and a new dining room table or something and her husband was nowhere to be seen.
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Sounds about right for somebody who would agree to be handcuffed to Jeff the Drunk for a weekend. At least she didn't buy 10,000 lotto tickets.
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Jeff teared up at the end of that week, in studio (after the cuffs were taken off.) Probably the longest time he's had some sort of companionship (even though it was forced, including making GBS threads.)
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holy cow, discovered a clip I haven't heard yet on youtube where Howard went off on Sally Jessy Raphael. vintage, super angry basement-dwelling Howard. 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL9vOyXolTw 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YihRX2kVcDw 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzyRH2QT4bU 4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz5DtEOed-4
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kylej posted:holy cow, discovered a clip I haven't heard yet on youtube where Howard went off on Sally Jessy Raphael. vintage, super angry basement-dwelling Howard. This is also the source of some fantastic "Howard the computer expert" talk. I believe the software he uses is "Colorworks", and he creates a bitmap of a dragon loving Sally Jesse Raphael's skull, or something like that.
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I remember Howard always goofing on the Greaseman but I had never actually heard his show, so I looked up some clips on youtube. Dear god, how did anyone find this funny? How did he have a career on any level? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Lz_sz7eDg
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Uh oh, Robin may have bladder cancer. http://www.examiner.com/article/robin-quivers-says-she-could-have-bladder-cancer?cid=db_articles
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May 14, 2012 17:46
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Grapefruit-sized growth? Yikes.
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May 14, 2012 17:58
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Its all in her head. Doctors don't know anything.
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Bonzo posted:Its all in her head. Doctors don't know anything.  In all seriousness, I hope it all works out in her favor.
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Hope she is okay, I wonder if Howard would go on without her?
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musclecoder posted:Did anyone listen to one word that Jean-Claude Van Damme had to say today? The interview was excruciating and van Damme deserves universal condemnation for his lengthy on-air defense of Chechnya's extravagantly corrupt and repressive President, Ramzan Kadyrov. van Damme basically said,"Hey, maybe he had to kill a few people in the beginning, because they were all killing each other and they wouldn't listen to reason." Meanwhile, read Kadyrov's Wikipedia entry, which van Damme apparently couldn't be bothered to do, probably because Kadyrov treated him like a superstar instead of the joke that he is. As Howard pointed out, Kadyrov is basically the real-life version of Sacha Baron Cohen's "The Dictator", except it's not so funny in real life. If only Hell actually existed; I'm sure there's a special place there for celebrities who act as apologists for brutal dictators. van Damme could hobnob there for eternity with Charles Lindbergh.
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Sand Monster posted:Grapefruit-sized growth? Yikes. Have you read Dr. Sarno's book?
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Former Human posted:I remember Howard always goofing on the Greaseman but I had never actually heard his show, so I looked up some clips on youtube. Dear god, how did anyone find this funny? How did he have a career on any level? I grew up in the DC/Baltimore area and all my friends worshiped him. I never got it. Even at that age I never found him funny. (I was more a Don and Mike fan) In fact, I distinctly remember my college roommate being totally psyched for his return to DC in the late 90s. Howard and Fred's impressions of him are loving hysterical.
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While I sincerely hope that she makes a full and speedy recovery, the comedy possibilities here are too tempting to be ignored. /Paging "Doctor" Roni
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jimma posted:While I sincerely hope that she makes a full and speedy recovery, the comedy possibilities here are too tempting to be ignored. I'm hoping for a combination of "full and speedy recovery" and "intensely humiliating and mockable".
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Am I reading Artie's twitter right? He and Stern are going to be on Carson Daley tonight but in different segments?
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"Dont forget to watch me on Carson Daly tonight & my old buddy Howard on America's Got Talent! I hear he's amazing @HowardStern @carsonjdaly" no
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Bonzo posted:Am I reading Artie's twitter right? He and Stern are going to be on Carson Daley tonight but in different segments? Artie will be on Carson Daly. Howard will be on America's Got Talent.
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I wonder who will be the last Stern show staffer standing. I've always imagined Howard being a million years old, 5th trophy wife at his side, she probably doesn't even speak english, and he will be alone in a tower on the moon and he will finally just die and in the background you hear a gentle "heee heeeeee" as the jokeman finally goes after him, never giving up the last laugh.
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AxeManiac posted:I wonder who will be the last Stern show staffer standing. Everybody in the office other than Howard weighs 300 pounds and eats McDonalds for lunch every day, I think that's a safe bet. I doubt he makes it to the moon though. You think Mrs. Armstrong is a good mother? Feh! I'd never let my son go to the moon!
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Spacemonkey57 posted:Everybody in the office other than Howard weighs 300 pounds and eats McDonalds for lunch every day, I think that's a safe bet. Fred's probably in the best shape of the major staffers and seems like just the kind of guy who will hit 90 without even a scare in the hospital.
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