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Artie can cure Robin's (possible) Cancer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3L6qBbfsBM
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May 15, 2012 01:02
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Seriously, the intro isn't even over and I'm struggling not to just switch to hockey.
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May 15, 2012 01:05
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They barely mentioned that Howard is on the show
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May 15, 2012 01:06
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Oh poo poo, AGT is starting tonight? Hahahha, it's going to be nothing but "Wow, Howard can do a family show" which most of his actual fans hate anyway. Can't wait to check it out, but I doubt I watch it long, it is a loving reality tv judge show.
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May 15, 2012 01:06
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I can't believe I'm watching this poo poo. This is everything old Howard would've ripped on for an hour. Worth it just to see Howie run past the audience with his fists together trying to avoid contact though.
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May 15, 2012 01:07
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kylej posted:I can't believe I'm watching this poo poo. This is everything old Howard would've ripped on for an hour. Worth it just to see Howie run past the audience with his fists together trying to avoid contact though. Everyone look for Kelly and Atom! No idea if they will be on any of the broadcasts... Or what they look like...
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Do I have to come out of the closet after turning this on or can I keep this gayness a secret? edit That was just the gayest 2 minutes of my life Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 01:12 on May 15, 2012 |
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May 15, 2012 01:08
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Out of the Closet Stern is a reality once more!
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May 15, 2012 01:13
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10 minutes in and I already had a dick slide out of my butt while watching this
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The first act really helped sell the whole "Howard can be family friendly" vibe. Seriously how loving stupid is it to start with something like that when that's exactly what the Parents Television Council expects the show will become? Why do I even care? ugh.
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May 15, 2012 01:15
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oofah Sharon has had a lot of work done to that mug. Nobody light a candle near her.
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May 15, 2012 01:21
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So is this live, or just cobbled together from the last few months?
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Vakal posted:So is this live, or just cobbled together from the last few months? The live portion won't be until July.
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Kragger99 posted:Everyone look for Kelly and Atom! The opening clip of Ben Stern on stage was our show! We just started it (so we can zip through the commercials). I don't watch any of these shows - not American Idol even. I will say that the people chanting his name at the very beginning when he was announced doesn't even compare to being there. Loud at that was on TV, the room was shaking at our show when he came out.
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May 15, 2012 01:53
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I hope the cameras do a reaction cut to ETM when they air the LA taping.
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May 15, 2012 02:42
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If Howard weren't a judge I would be really embarrassed to be seen watching this.
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May 15, 2012 02:45
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I managed to watch the whole thing but I barely made it. Two hours is too drat long and I don't think I'll be able to get through it tomorrow. Is it two hours/twice a week every week? That's insane.
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The show is way too overproduced with constant fast edits and twenty different camera setups and cuts to backstage then to the audience then to people on the street then to the judges then back to the contestant... I guess when your show features third-rate singers and jugglers you need to do anything you can to make it seem exciting.
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AxeManiac posted:I wonder who will be the last Stern show staffer standing. Howard's my bet. He's richest, most neurotic so will never do anything dangerous, and his parents are 137 years old already. Fred is a possible winner since he's in great shape, but I thought he talked about how all his relatives died before 65 at some point a few years back. Robin (assuming she's not dead in a year from Stage 9 Cancer) will die of an infected hangnail after soaking it in a toxic solution of melted Mike & Ike's mixed with dried tiger penis or some other wack non-western medicine solution. Gary is relatively normal aside from being a greedy cupcake hog, so might be able to outlast Howard assuming Mary doesn't work him to death while she sleeps in. JD will die the very first time he tries some auto-erotic asphyxiation at the request of a $4.99 a minute web porn girl with a huge rear end and a mustache, and he will hang dead in his squalid studio apartment on 759th Street for 2 weeks with the meter running and his parents will be sued for the resultant $40,000 charges. Jason will outlive Jon Hein because he at least gets a tiny modicum of nutrients via the mustard and ketchup he eats on his daily McFatfuck with Cheese (Extra Bacon Ranch Sauce). Sal will clearly be the murder in a murder-suicide at SOME point featuring either Christine, Richard, or all of the above.
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Ether Frenzy posted:Howard's my bet. He's richest, most neurotic so will never do anything dangerous, and his parents are 137 years old already. I think Richard will survive them all, simply because he's psychologically healthy and his metal lifestyle has made him immune to any bacteria, which will later be explained as his mutant power. Fred might beat him, but he's going to go out as he lived: bare fistfighting bears in Central Park after the bombs drop. That said, I loving hope Robin goes to a real doctor and gets her poo poo sorted. gently caress that New Age poo poo, get to a real doctor ASAP.
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This is somehow worse than I anticipated. What a travesty. I wasn't expecting the wire but even as far as they types of shows go it is all time bad.
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What the gently caress are you guys talking about? This was awesome. Jesus, you are all some jaded folks. If you weren't a fan of AGT before, then there's a slim chance you will be now. But for people like ME, who have been watching for the past few years, it's GREAT.
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Well does Howard and his antics at least make it able for you guys to sit through the whole show, or is it something where you absolutely have to tivo through until Howard is talking?
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I guess you guys have never seen a variety show before? It's that, but with Howard. I don't know what people were expecting I'm watching right now and loving it, but I've also been subjected to these types of shows in the past. e: Holy poo poo, it's just Howard giving a bunch of mini-interviews to a ton of nutjobs and joking around with Howie and Sharon. I can't believe you guys hate it so much. I love how he tells people to touch Howie. sedative posted:They barely mentioned that Howard is on the show Is this sarcastic? The whole show is Howard. The intro is nothing but news clips about Howard and the other judges talking about how excited they are to have Howard and he's 90% of judging. You don't have to fastforward to when Howard talks, he's seriously the entire show. The "Earth harp" guy is pretty sweet. The rapper was the only embarrassingly bad thing so far, but it was really an outlier imo. Holy poo poo that light show. rawdog pozfail fucked around with this message at 06:41 on May 15, 2012 |
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May 15, 2012 05:35
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I stuck it out and it has grown on me a bit. I think my main gripe is the way it's edited and paced.
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Was in New York City yesterday and was glad to see Howard pasted all over Times Square and the buses. I can't help but get all giddy when I see Howard in the mainstream.
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I don't care that Howard is a judge; I'm still not watching that poo poo.
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Howard not ripping on the fat broads in the dance troupe was disingenuous at best. They must have really pushed positivity because there weren't enough bad acts.
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Former Human posted:I can't wait for the song parodies about Robin's bladder. Is Ham Hands still alive? I need something like this, except with Robin's oncologist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH7A2F5_M2A Doctor's coming in with the vaseline. All right baby, get on our fours. I need to take your temperature.
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I'd seen a couple of AGT episodes before, so I knew what to expect going in. Anyway, I thought Howard was really great in his role. He actually made the show sorta watchable, imo.
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ziglol posted:I'd seen a couple of AGT episodes before, so I knew what to expect going in. Anyway, I thought Howard was really great in his role. I've never actually seen it. Is it a serious talent show or is it more like the Gong Show? (The Gong Show was great.) VVVV Was it Otto and George? prefect fucked around with this message at 13:01 on May 15, 2012 |
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