here are some goals i like

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Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

euroboy posted:

10 years ago today. My plastic heart melts a little every time I see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPvwkn1VkjA

at 20 seconds I didn't realise Wiltord was kneeling down and I thought one of the other Arsenal players just leapt over him :stare:

# ? May 9, 2012 01:15

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trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD5Mf4YK5FM

# ? May 9, 2012 02:03

Popehoist: Feb 5, 2008; There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypXe3jR_f00

# ? May 9, 2012 02:08

Vinestalk: Jul 2, 2011

Cross posting from the Central/South thread. Libertadores producing another awesome goal. In the knockout stages, Colombian team Atletico Nacional are down 2-0 on aggregate against Argentinian team Velez Sarsfield. Mosquera lines up for this free kick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1iE2cV22Uk

Nacional still lost 2-1 on aggregate, unfortunately.

Vinestalk fucked around with this message at 04:50 on May 9, 2012

# ? May 9, 2012 04:47

shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Everyone's favourite team Hapoel Ra'anana scored this genius free kick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqDPlSVwJs

# ? May 15, 2012 12:10

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

Hamdi Salihi tonight for DC United: http://www.mlssoccer.com/matchcenter/2012-05-16-dc-v-col/highlights?videoID=185936

# ? May 17, 2012 03:24

4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

beedeebee posted:

Everyone's favourite team Hapoel Ra'anana scored this genius free kick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqDPlSVwJs

That's a pretty short and sweet routine too. Of course, it won't ever work again.

# ? May 17, 2012 03:41

luvd: Sep 29, 2011; don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/unbelievable-golazo-radamel-falcao-v-america-de-cali/

falcaowns

# ? May 19, 2012 23:41

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

a bad poster yall posted:

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/unbelievable-golazo-radamel-falcao-v-america-de-cali/

falcaowns

He does

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/acrobatic-golazo-radamel-falcao-atletico-madrid-v-millonarios/

# ? May 21, 2012 12:20

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

Some nice goals from a poo poo league

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogWQ8F2CMgE

# ? May 22, 2012 04:18

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

i liked watching this goal live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJRUDrvXzNc

# ? May 22, 2012 05:13

the: Jul 18, 2004; by Cowcaster

"and just rockets... just hammers that floater into the upper 90"

does not compute idiot american announcer.

# ? May 22, 2012 06:12

8raz: Jun 22, 2007; He's Scouse, He's Sound.

hulk silences some monkey chants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaPgBzXcWOc

# ? May 22, 2012 17:17

Redundant: Sep 24, 2011; Even robots have feelings!

8raz posted:

hulk silences some monkey chants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaPgBzXcWOc

That is a thing of beauty. I like how the more pessimistic fans stop making monkey noises as he lines it up then the silence after he smashes it into the top corner is just glorious.

# ? May 22, 2012 17:41

Vinestalk: Jul 2, 2011

Another nice free kick from the Copa Libertadores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0Ny4tdlq4

La U won the game in penalties.

# ? May 25, 2012 04:37

britishbornandbread: Jul 8, 2000; You'll stumble in my footsteps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmuKeX1Ylgc - Chasing Rainbows, a collection of York City goals from February, March, April & May.

Struggled to watch all of this wtihout getting emotional, we've finally got out of this loving dungeon of non-league and even the usually dreadful Shed Seven fits the mood!

# ? May 26, 2012 14:14

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

Have all the goals TRP, all of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIjQ-wlCiP0

# ? May 27, 2012 11:35

CAMiasm: Oct 5, 2006; Go MC Saints!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hp2E6DdIvk

# ? May 28, 2012 07:33

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

MNT vs Scotland

# ? May 28, 2012 18:48

Blimpkin: Dec 28, 2003

Paperhouse posted:

MNT vs Scotland

A forum post.

# ? May 28, 2012 22:40

Shoren: Apr 6, 2011; victoria concordia crescit

Here's a little bit of magic from the League 2 promotion play-off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UrfcNgkxmA

# ? May 29, 2012 06:46

Dane: Jun 18, 2003; mmm... creamy.

Not goals, but celebrations - with a twist. For some reason, it's making me laugh like an idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AleYSkW2LoQ

# ? May 29, 2012 19:11

Butterfly Valley: Apr 19, 2007; I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

We've been laughing at it like idiots for the past page of the photo/trpest poo poo thread

# ? May 29, 2012 19:16

Dane: Jun 18, 2003; mmm... creamy.

Butterfly Valley posted:

We've been laughing at it like idiots for the past page of the photo/trpest poo poo thread

And that's why I miss the link checker.

# ? May 29, 2012 19:55

Real Name Grover: Feb 13, 2002; Like corn on the cob; Fan of Britches

CAMiasm posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hp2E6DdIvk

Without cynicism this is maybe the best USMNT goal of the past five years, save for Donovan's in the 2009 Confed Cup final

# ? May 30, 2012 17:16

Tortilla Maker: Dec 13, 2005; Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

Pretty ridiculous goal set-up here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPXyF93tDA

and from a different angle and in Spanish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyFnXJY_62M

# ? Jun 1, 2012 05:42

Piss Man 94: Jun 11, 2003

Here's a kid from my team thumping in a free kick from 40 yards out

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/brilliant-40yard-freekick-seen-duarte-tammilehto-honka-vs-hjk/

# ? Jun 1, 2012 17:42

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

Another goal collection, all Club Brugge goals in 2011/12 (excluding the 3-4 Maribor Miracle and the 4-4 cup game v Gent)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtKdwjhO4LM

# ? Jun 9, 2012 22:21

euroboy: Mar 24, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkb1xZ2Ni2w

Messi :allears:

His third goal is amazing.

# ? Jun 10, 2012 11:06

peanut-: Feb 17, 2004; Fun Shoe

The way he beats his marker when he initially receives the ball is just sublime.

How come none of the shirts have names on the back?

# ? Jun 10, 2012 11:19

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

That third goal really is great. I love the Hulk goal too, fantastic instant reactions when Romero makes the mistake, especially because the ball is falling behind him. Takes skill and quick thinking.

# ? Jun 10, 2012 15:45

the: Jul 18, 2004; by Cowcaster

euroboy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkb1xZ2Ni2w

Messi

His third goal is amazing.

I love the guy at 4:37 just casually walking to his seat while that amazing run is going on.

# ? Jun 13, 2012 06:08

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

peanut- posted:

The way he beats his marker when he initially receives the ball is just sublime.

How come none of the shirts have names on the back?

It's a friendly, most international teams don't put names on shirts for friendlies.

# ? Jun 13, 2012 15:40

Hulk Krogan: Mar 25, 2005

I'm thinking of a goal I'm sure was posted earlier in this thread, but I'm totally blanking on the name of the player.

I think it was a Man U game. Dude floats one into the upper 90 from range and after he shoots it he just stands there watching it. Once it goes in he slowly turns around and puts his hands up in the air with the best "are you not entertained?" expression.

I can picture it in my head but I just can't remember the scorer's name and it's bugging the poo poo out of me.

# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:49

dilbertschalter: Jan 12, 2010

Drifter287 posted:

I'm thinking of a goal I'm sure was posted earlier in this thread, but I'm totally blanking on the name of the player.

I think it was a Man U game. Dude floats one into the upper 90 from range and after he shoots it he just stands there watching it. Once it goes in he slowly turns around and puts his hands up in the air with the best "are you not entertained?" expression.

I can picture it in my head but I just can't remember the scorer's name and it's bugging the poo poo out of me.

cantona vs. sunderland.

# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:50

Hulk Krogan: Mar 25, 2005

Yes that's it! Thanks!

# ? Jun 18, 2012 21:59

Simone Poodoin: Jun 26, 2003; Che storia figata, ragazzo!

it owns so let's see it again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjQwIqkYDeo

# ? Jun 18, 2012 23:11

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Drifter287 posted:

I'm thinking of a goal I'm sure was posted earlier in this thread, but I'm totally blanking on the name of the player.

I think it was a Man U game. Dude floats one into the upper 90 from range and after he shoots it he just stands there watching it. Once it goes in he slowly turns around and puts his hands up in the air with the best "are you not entertained?" expression.

I can picture it in my head but I just can't remember the scorer's name and it's bugging the poo poo out of me.

Noted actor Eric Cantolar.

# ? Jun 19, 2012 14:48

Hulk Krogan: Mar 25, 2005

Okay so my memory was a little off and he was in the box. Either way, goal owns.

# ? Jun 20, 2012 14:49

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Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

I think the bigger issue here is the use of the term "upper 90"

# ? Jun 20, 2012 14:52

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