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jojoinnit posted:I swear this just happened.  Once, twice, three times a ladAAAAGRH
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"They're coming round the bend, and here comes Newman!"
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Well I'm sorry! I'm not Brad! I'm me! NICE TO MEET YA! *slam*
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May 13, 2012 05:49
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Yes! Yes! That stupid idiot! He left her for Kimberly! He slept with her sister, he tricked her into giving him half her business! And then she goes and sleeps with him again?! I mean she's crazy! How could she do something like that?! I mean that Jane! Oh, she just makes me so mad!!!
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May 13, 2012 06:00
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On the week before holidays, we see a surge. On Valentine's Day, we send two trucks. On Christmas, four, packed to the brim. And tomorrow, if history is any guide, will see some spillover into a fifth truck.
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May 13, 2012 07:16
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mojo1701a posted:Thanks to the magic of DVD, I have finally fully watched the Keith Hernandez two-parter. I'd seen bits and pieces here and there, and tried to put the whole story together, but finally, I understood it all! According to epguides.com, it originally aired as a hour-long episode, so you're experiencing the real deal: code:
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May 13, 2012 07:26
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mojo1701a posted:Thanks to the magic of DVD, I have finally fully watched the Keith Hernandez two-parter. I'd seen bits and pieces here and there, and tried to put the whole story together, but finally, I understood it all! Tell me you've seen the Oliver Stone movie JFK.
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May 13, 2012 07:57
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I personally feel the Boyfriend and the California Trip hour long episodes are some of the weakest in the series. (except the magic loogie scene)
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May 13, 2012 09:18
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I love the summary on my DVR for "The Switch": "George suspects his girlfriend (Charlotte Lewis) is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman (Jann Karan)." Jerry dates a woman, indeed.
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May 13, 2012 09:49
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Do I remember right and George's concern about the bulimia is that he's buying her meals and not getting his money's worth? Goddamn, Georgie-Boy.
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May 13, 2012 10:13
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Jerusalem posted:Do I remember right and George's concern about the bulimia is that he's buying her meals and not getting his money's worth? That is correct. He thinks she's "refunding" and he's just flushing his money down the toilet. And that's why George is my favorite character (Except sometimes when my favorite character is Jerry)
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May 13, 2012 10:19
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Locutus of Bald posted:And that's why George is my favorite character (Except sometimes when my favorite character is Jerry) Sometimes he spells his name with a G! And an I! 
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May 13, 2012 10:27
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Macaluso posted:Yes! Yes! That stupid idiot! He left her for Kimberly! He slept with her sister, he tricked her into giving him half her business! And then she goes and sleeps with him again?! I mean she's crazy! How could she do something like that?! I mean that Jane! Did any of this actually happen on Melrose Place?
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May 13, 2012 10:48
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stratdax posted:Tell me you've seen the Oliver Stone movie JFK. I actually haven't, but I get the whole "magic loogie" joke being a reference to "magic bullet".
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May 13, 2012 15:31
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It's even funnier if you've seen the film because, in both cases, Wayne Knight plays the second victim.  ...did anybody see Firestorm? Firestorm, that's a hell of a picture! Remember when they had that helicopter land on top of that car... Hey! Hey! Come on! Come on! I haven't seen it yet! It doesn't have anything to do with the plot! Still! Still! I like to go in fresh!
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May 13, 2012 16:26
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If this is a lie, if this is a joke, if this is your idea of some cute little game, we're finished! Expect a call.. Oh my god, he's not kidding!  Now... I should tell you..
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"Cash advance"? No. "Balance inquiry"? No. "Receipt"? No. Processing... processing... processing... I win!
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May 13, 2012 23:19
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Jerusalem posted:Do I remember right and George's concern about the bulimia is that he's buying her meals and not getting his money's worth? I don't think you'll throw up. She likes to throw up.
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May 13, 2012 23:47
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You know,all these years, I've always wanted to see the two of you get back together. Well that's because you're an idiot.
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May 14, 2012 08:30
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This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep me out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool! We're gonna be in the clubhouse! We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. And I dare you to keep me out!
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May 14, 2012 14:01
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Jerry? It's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back. *click*
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May 14, 2012 17:34
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Chicolini posted:Did any of this actually happen on Melrose Place? Everything Jerry was ranting about actually happened on Melrose Place. From around season 2-4 or 5 that show was off of the chain.
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Robnoxious posted:Everything Jerry was ranting about actually happened on Melrose Place. From around season 2-4 or 5 that show was off of the chain. Oh that Michael, I hate him, he's just so smug. 
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May 14, 2012 20:15
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Spigs posted:Jerry? It's Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back. *click* How could you trade Hideki Irabu?!
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Criminal Minded posted:How could you trade Hideki Irabu?! Boy, can you think of what went through my mind when I saw there wasn't going to be enough room under that desk for me?
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penismightier posted:Boy, can you think of what went through my mind when I saw there wasn't going to be enough room under that desk for me? Empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?
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May 15, 2012 02:09
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Criminal Minded posted:How could you trade Hideki Irabu?! Also Jay Buhner.
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I am loving this calzone. The pita pocket prevents it from dripping. The pita pocket.
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May 15, 2012 08:13
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Robnoxious posted:I am loving this calzone. The pita pocket prevents it from dripping. The pita pocket. You like the lost and found, George?
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May 15, 2012 08:33
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Larry David is now on Twitter. @LarryDavid4
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OK so I've read to page 38 of this thread and decided to start watching Curb. Here's how I am viewing the show now: George Costanza makes the pilot after a year in jail, becomes wealthy, and Curb is his foibles after Seinfeld made him famous. I'm on "Beloved Aunt" and it seems like a reasonable assessment.
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L.D. has said before that George was more or less based off him, so that's an alright way to think about it. However, I'd say it's better to view it as "L.D. is the man and look at all the funny stuff he does!" because he's not always exactly the same as George.
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May 15, 2012 18:41
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It's great to see George as a wealthy and successful guy who still manages to get into awkward George-like situations.
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May 15, 2012 18:49
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I wouldn't recommend watching this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viwVwsJsc_s
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Sometimes he spells his name with a G! And an I! The smiley could have been made specifically for use when quoting that bit, it's perfect.
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May 16, 2012 15:43
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'71, that was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abbie Hoffman telling everybody to steal books...
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May 16, 2012 16:02
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Kull the Conqueror posted:'71, that was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abbie Hoffman telling everybody to steal books...
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Viva La Bam posted:The Someone earlier said that half of Jerry's lines could be represented with either the  face, or the one...I agree."Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of them." "I once had a dream that a hamburger was eating me!" "I'm covered in oiiiiiiil." "Yeah, you better give me the insurance. Because I'm gonna beat the hell out of this car. " "And you want to be my latex salesman." And, of course, the scene with him smoking a cigar while Elaine pays up for sleeping with Puddy. 
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Jerry: Elaine, have you ever flown first class? Elaine: No. Jerry: All right then. See? You won't know what you're missing. I've flown first class, Elaine-- I can't go back to coach. I can't... I won't... Elaine: You flew here coach. Jerry: Yeah, that's a point...
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