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isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

My problem with twitter is that people just tweet way too much. Is there anyone here who rarely tweets or maybe doesn't tweet at all? I'd like to follow more people like that.

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Oh Long Johnson
Oct 22, 2010
Also I like a lot of modesty, I like people who say stuff like "I'm not the funniest" and "I suck" and "I wish I was dead all the time". Humble beginnings and all that jazz.

NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem

dog poop n doritos posted:

My problem with twitter is that people just tweet way too much. Is there anyone here who rarely tweets or maybe doesn't tweet at all? I'd like to follow more people like that.

I'm your huckleberry. https://twitter.com/rough_beast

I'm incredibly funny, but I rarely tweet just so that I can be withholding and spiteful.

Steak
Dec 9, 2005

Pillbug
I'm not the funniest and I suck and I wish I was dead all the time @fartregistry

KitCloudkicker
Nov 19, 2007
How about a little fire scarecrow?
@almackwhatup

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
my tweets are private but i add pretty much everyone. iu just want more people to chat with on twitter.
im 22/f/los angeles legit government class "crazy" with a biug helping of :catdrugs: on the side.

@lbrtn23

Elftor
Jan 10, 2003

dog poop n doritos posted:

My problem with twitter is that people just tweet way too much. Is there anyone here who rarely tweets or maybe doesn't tweet at all? I'd like to follow more people like that.

I've only done 150 tweets in 2 years. But I've picked up the pace a little and sometimes do a few tweets a day now. https://twitter.com/froghammer

Lacerda
Apr 20, 2004

A lot of people seemed upset when Alton Brown brought the hammer down on us, so we laid low for a while (cried) and then brought it back: https://twitter.com/foodnetwark

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

Lacerda posted:

A lot of people seemed upset when Alton Brown brought the hammer down on us, so we laid low for a while (cried) and then brought it back: https://twitter.com/foodnetwark

I was loving furious and now I'm not. You are good twitters.

akirajim
Nov 7, 2004
The Man Who Punched God
https://twitter.com/HowsYourEnglish

I write crude jokes, bitch about culture.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
https://twitter.com/red_mercer

jokes, observations, whatever, and not a small amount of bile

stirlo
Aug 12, 2007
http://twitter.com/stirlo

usually me bitching about stuff, random trolling mixed in with some TUI tweets that will usually get deleted the morning after

Tiny Godzilla
Feb 25, 2011

Ask me about being a procrastinating dick that can't be bothered to send out gifts in a timely fashion!
https://twitter.com/ScandalousMurph

It's something. I don't know what it really is though.

THIS FUCKING GUY
Apr 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/FuriousSalvador

It's gotten a lot better ever since I started blatantly ripping off the style of all the SA writers.

Just jokes, no talking about my actual life: that's a guarantee from me to you.

THIS FUCKING GUY has a new favorite as of 23:54 on May 12, 2012

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


I do stuff, and tweet Simpsons quotes to my brother.

https://twitter.com/#!/Smithaw

Peter North
Apr 23, 2003
Edit: Alright, point taken

Peter North has a new favorite as of 00:45 on May 13, 2012

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

I think my style is kind of like Lady Gaga in interviews combined with a little bit of Louis CKs sexual prowess as applied to 140 characters. There is also a little something something in my twitjokes for some of the ladies out there. I make modern comedy look like 1950s jazz is what I'm saying. About my tweets.

I think we should have a thing in this thread where we review other goons twits and suggest them to other people. A peer review system. Is what we should do.

Peter North
Apr 23, 2003

Pork Lift posted:

I think my style is kind of like Lady Gaga in interviews combined with a little bit of Louis CKs sexual prowess as applied to 140 characters. There is also a little something something in my twitjokes for some of the ladies out there. I make modern comedy look like 1950s jazz is what I'm saying. About my tweets.

I think we should have a thing in this thread where we review other goons twits and suggest them to other people. A peer review system. Is what we should do.

Edit: Look at what an rear end I am for dissing these fine goon twitter accounts. Sorry, friends!

Peter North has a new favorite as of 01:29 on May 13, 2012

Tripred
Nov 25, 2004

Deals in quack, not opinion.
I'm just going to leave this here.

(Remember, this account has the 783 strong goon twitter lists, so if you take over the account, take care of the lists, ok?)

http://twitter.com/goonlist

Username:goonlist
Password:this should be fun

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

Peter North posted:

Edit: Alright, point taken

I didn't mean to upset you, Peter North. Now I feel like a big mean rear end :(

Also fine, yeah, I'm new to the twippers but it seems like fun. It's like drunk dialing your ex if your ex is everyone on the internet.

https://twitter.com/#!/PorkLiftAshamed

There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!
I thought I posted in this thing already but http://twitter.com/dsevil

I post negative things about Republican politics and positive things about craft beers and transit and whatever else, I'm just some chucklefuck on Twitter, really.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
https://twitter.com/mein1gott

Got my unlimited data back so I basically live on Twitter. I spend most of my time waiting for buttsamilion to post another good dad joke while occasionally adding my own to the mix. You never really know what I'm going to tweet so if you don't want to see an octopus getting pissed on I'd beware.

Follow me and I might follow you back provides you don't post lovely things about your dumb life.

TheMadStork
Oct 29, 2007

How about the time I chipped my tooth on the urinal, what was so fucking comical about that?
https://twitter.com/#!/Chazballpark

Don't tweet much, but when I do it's usually auto updates from my Wordpress blog on Firefox Extensions or something sports related.

TheMadStork has a new favorite as of 15:34 on May 16, 2012

Tangy Zizzle
Aug 22, 2007
- brad
I am enjoying Pork Lift's twets.

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007

Winner of the 2012
:dong: Highway Traffic :dong:
Prediction Razzies

Tangy Zizzle posted:

I am enjoying Pork Lift's twets.

I will put this in my autobiography one day. I'm glad you like my words.

Clever Spambot
Sep 16, 2009

You've lost that lovin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...
GONE....
I have been following too many funny people lately and wanted to follow more unfunny ones, pork lift has filled that niche perfectly.

Several Goblins
Jul 30, 2006

"What the hell do they mean? Beefcake?"


Had a Twitter since forever but never really got into it. Just now giving it another shot, posting infrequently. If you're looking for someone to shatter your ribcage with all the raucous laughter you'll be experiencing then you probably shouldn't follow me.

https://twitter.com/#!/Drew_Entrekin

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!
A lot of you are really funny and I'm now going to stalk follow you. I tweet occasionally, about whatever pops into my head. Mostly it's boring drivel but sometimes I'm pretty funny. https://twitter.com/#!/DrunkenYeti

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

I stole the name from a throwaway line in the On the Campaign Trail set of GIFs. Never got around to changing the icon from Commander Keen.

https://twitter.com/#!/DiscountCleric

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me
I like it when the twitter thread gets bumped. I'm @animehitler420 and I'm a sassy bitch.

Minister of Sound
Jan 1, 2007

Damn, I wish I was your lett'rer!
All I tweet is dumb comic book poo poo.

https://twitter.com/#!/ClaytonCowles

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.
I made a twitter account yesterday, mainly to tweet ridiculous stuff. So far my girlfriend is my only follower. Some day my poor usage of hashtags, awkward jokes, and ignorance of the subtleties of twitter will make me a twitterstar though.

Feel free to check me out and follow me, or mock me, or not check me out, at https://twitter.com/#!/sorta_like_art.

Crate!
Nov 4, 2005

Tried to make a twitter account, turns out I already had one that I created 3 years ago and ignored, who knew? Might as well give it a shot again. I'll probably just post pictures of my English Bulldog and tweet about what Chinese dish I'm cooking that evening. Who knows, I'm a real thrill seeker:

https://twitter.com/#!/Crate37

evilwaldo
Aug 2, 2004

@dcurban1: #FlyersTalk @28CGiroux and @Hartsy19 What do the C and A mean to you? We as fans expect more.Are you leaders or do you just make funny vids

@dcurban1: #flyerstalk @28CGiroux @Hartsy19 The A and the C are supposed to mean something. Leadership not stock quotes to reporters. Time to lead.
Feel free to follow me. I post a lot about the stock market during the day and social media at night.

https://www.twitter.com/#!/dcurban1

Or just search for @dcurban1

Ussr
Sep 17, 2004

Wait, what?
If you like scary wikipedia articles follow my girlfriend's twitter:
https://twitter.com/spookypedia

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall
I post maybe three or five times a week and I retweet more than I post. @debaser33

Fridurmus
Nov 2, 2009

:black101: Break a leg! :black101:
I used to mostly just use Twitter as a news feed reader that won't make me depressed but lately I've found myself wanting more out of it so I've been tweeting and retweeting silly/stupid things a lot

@ParliamentSoup hit me up if you're down

Dr. Zoggle
Aug 12, 2006
Go Blue!


@rmpzrrg
I need more followers, I often tweet funny things.

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho
blank

Deadbeat Dad has a new favorite as of 05:30 on Aug 21, 2012

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DarthBlingBling
Apr 19, 2004

These were also dark times for gamers as we were shunned by others for being geeky or nerdy and computer games were seen as Childs play things, during these dark ages the whispers began circulating about a 3D space combat game called Elite

- CMDR Bald Man In A Box
I've opened up a Twitter account for a new project I'm working on with an illustrator. Here is the quote from our about section on our website:

"Tales of a Bar Tender posted:

Inspired by a simple question "have you finished your book yet?" which was asked after a bar patron looked out upon the rest of the bar and witnessed: crass behaviour, crazy dancing, weird interactions with the opposite sex, the downright creepy, etc. It was a good question; why not document it?

Each week (or each fortnight (or each month (or whenever))) we plan to bring you a new tale that brings to life these strange creatures through the medium of humourous description and poetry, colourful illustrations and dance.

Text inspired by the frank and sometimes harsh poetry of John Cooper Clarke and Hovis Presely, and more importantly living in Glasgow. Illustrations inspired by whatever inspires a young graphic designer!

Anyway the Twitter link is @talesbartender in which I'll post update for the site. Still trying to understand the art of utilising hashtags to the best advantage.

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