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Radish posted:My physics professor also brought up the stupid "Third law of thermodynamics disproves evolution" thing the Evangelical students were trotting around at the time in class. He (like most of us) brought up the fact that we have this thing called the "sun" that makes a big hole in that theory. Second Law  Though I think I broke a religious acquaintance's mind when I pointed out that we constantly get energy in the form of sunlight, making his argument unbelievably worthless.
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quote:A friend of mine recently asked me if the Homosexual issue was just a religious issue. The answere is no. Here are some observations that anyone can understand. Why would anyone support a lifestyle where sex is making love to a bagel attached to a used colostomy bag (because that's what gay sex essentially is), It's tantamount to bestiality and it isn't natural. Ladies if you use Massengill wipes regularly as napkins and have a dishwasher/bed stand full of phallic toys for your partner, that's not natural. There is a self cleaning self lubricating organ designed specifically for sexual congress with a man and for reproduction. Even if the reproduction organs don't work they are still reproductive organs plus there are built in glands that can feed the offspring as another benefit. And there is another organ specifically designed to make a union with the female organ causing the couple to become a whole unit; man and woman. Thus the time honored, time tested, institution known a marriage. How would the family perpetuate without man and woman coming together in sexual union? Where do babies come from? How are we going to explain the "birds and the bees and the ones that don't do anything except produce fleeting pleasures." As a recent article I posted said, "Marriage is, therefore, society's time-tested way to bless as many children as possible with both a mom and a dad. Why? Because moms and dads are both necessary. Neither is replaceable by a generic adult. Many men make good dads, but no man can ever be a mom. Many women make good moms, but no woman can ever be a dad." They trying to deprive children of something very beneficial that comes from traditional marriage. When I was working with electricity there are male and female plugs. Without the positive and the negative coming together in perfect union there is no real connection (I suppose now there will be people trying to make a transgender and pansexual plug for there toaster just to spite me). Thus the LBGTQ proponents are pushing, pushing, pushing an unnatural lifestyle choice on the American people. They want to indoctrinate our children to this warped ideology in schools as young as kindergarden, they want to take over Boys and Girls clubs, and eventually force people to totally say that it's all ok and natural. I don't even know what to say...this was shown to me on a Christian Liberty Page.
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quote:When I was working with electricity there are male and female plugs. Without the positive and the negative coming together in perfect union there is no real connection (I suppose now there will be people trying to make a transgender and pansexual plug for there toaster just to spite me). 
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yaoi prophet posted:Brilliant Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 23:41 on May 16, 2012 |
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May 16, 2012 23:34
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bairfanx posted:Second Law Nope, it's always "IF A SYSTEM CAN'T GO FROM DISORDER TO ORDER EVER HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN FREEZERS  take that athetist"
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DarkHorse posted:It always amazes me how it never crosses these peoples' minds that maybe, maybe these theory-shattering examples have been considered by scientists and perhaps they themselves are the ones that have things wrong.
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May 17, 2012 00:22
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A fairly well-educated person I went to high school with posted this link on Facebook today. After seeing the first graph, that's all I needed to realize it's probably all BS. http://pjmedia.com/rogerkimball/2012/05/16/obama-by-the-numbers/
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May 17, 2012 00:32
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Corbet posted:A fairly well-educated person I went to high school with posted this link on Facebook today. After seeing the first graph, that's all I needed to realize it's probably all BS.
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May 17, 2012 00:41
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It's pajamas media, the place that hired Joe the Plumber as a correspondent or idiot with a mic or something.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don't even know what to say...this was shown to me on a Christian Liberty Page. Well at least it's astonishingly ignorant. It would be worse if he knew what he was talking about.  The "anal sex is gay sex, only gays have anal sex" thing that Christian conservatives sometimes pull out without even thinking is pretty hilarious.
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"gay sex is the same thing as having sex with a bagel attached to a colostomy bag" -- someone who has clearly never had gay sex
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A Neurotic Jew posted:"gay sex is the same thing as having sex with a bagel attached to a colostomy bag" ...or maybe somebody who only had bad, loveless, anonymous bathroom gay sex. Also gently caress this guy for indirectly making GBS threads on single parents... you know, like the ones that have to raise a kid alone because the father died in Iraq. Why do you hate are troops?
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A Neurotic Jew posted:"gay sex is the same thing as having sex with a bagel attached to a colostomy bag" Honestly, I'd expect anyone who had any kind of penetrative sex to understand why that's dumb. Or is having sex with a blood-filled taco better for some reason?
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Amarkov posted:Honestly, I'd expect anyone who had any kind of penetrative sex to understand why that's dumb. Or is having sex with a blood-filled taco better for some reason? Duh, because it's not vegetarian!
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Amarkov posted:Or is having sex with a blood-filled taco better for some reason? I want to congratulate you for this. Amazing. I am almost disappointed I don't have crazy facebook friends or email forwarders.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:sex with a bagel attached to a colostomy bag This is also terrible slander against the noble rectum. The anus and rectum are just as highly vascular as the genitals, almost as sensitive, and almost as complicated. Anyone who calls the rectum "a bagel attached to a colostomy bag" has no respect for the organ that keeps them from dying of dehydration. People tend not to appreciate how complex the drat thing is until it decides to stop working. "Colostomy bag" is just so ignorant. The rectum is a collection of muscles, membranes, blood vessels, vascular cushions and even specialized skin and nerve endings. I hope that guy's rectum decides to malfunction sometime, so he can appreciate just how much it is not a simple bag. The anatomy student in me is offended by this.  
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don't even know what to say...this was shown to me on a Christian Liberty Page. Easy: "You seem to have put a lot of thought into the mechanics of gay and lesbian sex practices, more thought than even the sluttiest of gays and lesbians would commit to the idea of sex. Is there anything you'd like to tell us? This is a safe place, you can come out of the closet now."
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bairfanx posted:Second Law My bad. Been a while since I studied that 
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Corbet posted:A fairly well-educated person I went to high school with posted this link on Facebook today. After seeing the first graph, that's all I needed to realize it's probably all BS. The guy who compiled those writes for The New Criterion, which is a conservative literary review. I've read it before. It's totally unlike anything you'll read on conservative blogs. Very GK Chesterton and Russel Kirk-ish. The problem is that it's woefully behind the curve on today's right wing. There's no high cultural conservatives in any number any more. I guess that's why this guys resorted to posting terrible graphs. I've always wanted an explanation as to how Obama literally made unemployment jump so much from Jan-Sept of 2009, when he'd barely been in office? What legislation immediately did that? Did he just scare the economy into high unemployment with his Islamomarxist magic?
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Radish posted:I think the only real "crazy" lefty thing I heard in college was that "the only physical difference between men and women is ability for lactation" by a history professor. My physics professor also brought up the stupid "Third law of thermodynamics disproves evolution" thing the Evangelical students were trotting around at the time in class. He (like most of us) brought up the fact that we have this thing called the "sun" that makes a big hole in that theory. Intelligent design gets some pretty sarcastic digs if you have the right lecturer and topic. That's about the only 'political' thing I've ever heard come up in a science course. There were a few remarks about President Bush from my medieval history prof during the run up to the 2004 election. But yeah, the vast majority of the time classes are behind schedule enough without wasting time on random political noise.
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De Nomolos posted:I've always wanted an explanation as to how Obama literally made unemployment jump so much from Jan-Sept of 2009, when he'd barely been in office? What legislation immediately did that? Did he just scare the economy into high unemployment with his Islamomarxist magic? Yes, and the fear began even earlier than that! code:
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Arglebargle III posted:This is also terrible slander against the noble rectum. The anus and rectum are just as highly vascular as the genitals, almost as sensitive, and almost as complicated. Anyone who calls the rectum "a bagel attached to a colostomy bag" has no respect for the organ that keeps them from dying of dehydration. People tend not to appreciate how complex the drat thing is until it decides to stop working. That's an awful lot of words about butts.
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I bought Drift on the recommendations of this thread (and because I love Rachel Maddow) and so far the craziest thing about it is that Roger Ailes has a blurb on the back. And he says it's a book worth reading!
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OatmealRaisin posted:That's an awful lot of words about butts. Butts are pretty great.
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 This is the latest thing going around that I see. Posted by my uncle, responded to by my father and my brother-in-law. They are having a knee slapping time over it. Coupled with this text: quote:promotional booklet produced in 1991 by Barack Obama's then-literary agency, Acton & Dystel, which touts Obama as "born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii."
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May 18, 2012 04:18
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At least spin people are still putting effort in. Halfway through his second term it's just going to be MS paint images that say "Barack Obama: Hes black and his name sounds foreign and hes a democrat"
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May 18, 2012 05:30
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Wow, someone gets demographic info incorrect. That's never happened before.
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May 18, 2012 05:35
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John McCain posted:Wow, someone gets demographic info incorrect. That's never happened before. I know. I pointed out on someone's Facebook page that the person who wrote that short bio said it was a typo, and got told to "drink the Kool-Aid". Because skepticism of incredible claims is exactly like suicide by poisoning at a South American cult compound. 
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I know that when it comes to verifying someone's identity, I prefer to rely on literary agents and publishing houses instead of the actual agencies entrusted with that task. That's why my birth certificate is issued by Penguin Books.
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May 18, 2012 14:58
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My favorite part of that Breitbart story is that they claim that it's the possible origin of the birther claims - as if anyone except for book industry-types ever even saw (let alone read) that blurb - no doubt as a way to discount the role of racism and otherism inherent in the birthers.
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I am incredibly ashamed that this even showed up in my inbox.quote:Obama's Air Force One (WAIT! Who's AFO?) Couldn't be bothered to include the images since they're all in the Snopes link anyways. The one that you should check if you have any doubts: Different Name, Same Idea
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Yeah, I even thought that when I first saw it. "Isn't AFO a Jumbo?"
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Ashcans posted:I know that when it comes to verifying someone's identity, I prefer to rely on literary agents and publishing houses instead of the actual agencies entrusted with that task. Its rare that something someone posts here that I find humorous actually manages to make me laugh out loud. Well done. e: Also, have Conservatives not caught on to the fact that Pelosi is no longer the Speaker of the House? Sarion fucked around with this message at 16:47 on May 18, 2012 |
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King Dopplepopolos posted:I know. I pointed out on someone's Facebook page that the person who wrote that short bio said it was a typo, and got told to "drink the Kool-Aid". Because skepticism of incredible claims is exactly like suicide by poisoning at a South American cult compound. Can you please link me to the source of that info please? I just keep getting republican blogs and I want to be able to point out what you found. Edit, Nevermind. Now I just have to find the one from the most reliable (for republican standards) source. Rycon_Payne fucked around with this message at 17:00 on May 18, 2012 |
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Sarion posted:e: Also, have Conservatives not caught on to the fact that Pelosi is no longer the Speaker of the House? Like half of these are just Clinton-era forwards with the names changed. You expect them to keep up to date on events only two years old?
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Sarion posted:e: Also, have Conservatives not caught on to the fact that Pelosi is no longer the Speaker of the House? I think many of them just want to gloss over the last couple years of obstructionism under Beohner's watch. It makes them feel better about voting Republican again this election cycle.
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