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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Ashley Buchan tweets: "Giggs was easily the most consistent player ever in the Premier League, he's won 19 prem titles and is still playing."

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Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Mickolution posted:

So why is time wasting an offense?

It's not. "Delaying the restart" is an offence. You can delay a restart without wasting time; and you can waste time without delaying a restart.

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long
weve seen signs of what kenny can do at LFC....pulled us from the bottom of the league and a slow death to all of us actually dreaming again.
he got us frothing at the mouth with tasty football right up to the evra'gate.
We were attacking teams and creating more chances than anyone else in the league ....bad luck seemed to still be hovering over us like a grey cloud....the latter end of the hicks and gillette storm....kenny was clearing out and bringing in....he still has unfinnished business on that score....joe cole and Aquilani to name two who still drain from kennys potential rebuilding resources,....he lost leiva who was a big big loss....he lost gerrard carroll and suarez for major chunks of the season at key times too...then he loses charlie adam...all up.....he had no chance of pleasing the critics in one season given what happened during that season....kenny needs time and backing if you want to see this club back on its feet and stable enough to have a base to grow from...that is an absolute fact....he is the only one that could have put a smile back on everyones face and he did ....not only did he turn the club around in the press conferences and by that i mean the previous
' tail wagging the dog 'situation we had with Hodgo...but he got us to two finals and won us a trophy...
for all the criticism he is getting at the moment from those that dont really get the club nor care about it...remember that there are more losing managers at other clubs .
mancini escapes the dogs abuse because he wins the league
ferguson also, because of his past success (so playing by the same rules doesnt kenny?)(ferguson has bought more duds than kenny by a country mile but that doesnt really get noticed by the press or fans of other teams because they dont want to see that do they?....and the kenny buys may ,and i believe will, come good next season after bedding in ,because they have shown good signs of this towards the end of this season?)
the glass is 'half empty' brigade need to realise that if they appraise the situation with different mindset,a more realistic one...they may realise that things arent really that bad...and we drank from a 'half full' peice of silverware this season...how many others can say the same?

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
hodgo

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

a bad poster yall posted:

mancini escapes the dogs abuse because he wins the league
ferguson also, because of his past success (so playing by the same rules doesnt kenny?)(ferguson has bought more duds than kenny by a country mile but that doesnt really get noticed by the press or fans of other teams because they dont want to see that do they?....and the kenny buys may ,and i believe will, come good next season after bedding in ,because they have shown good signs of this towards the end of this season?)

yesssssss

dilbertschalter
Jan 12, 2010
"then he loses charlie adam"

can't think of any manager who would be able to recover from a blow of that magnitude.

The Clit Avoider
Aug 11, 2002

El Profesional

quote:

I have many hopes for Rangers in the future and I'm willing to temper them to live within the means of Scottish football.

A good competitive team
A strong and passionate board

What I really hope for though, is that Charles Green is made aware we need to spend money on having a QC to haul the SFA and SPL into line. I hope for a PR team that reigns in our media and explores other avenues for getting our message to fans.

It's become apparent that there is a serious and organised desire to see our club crippled from within the SFA and SPL and wider media (Radio and press).

We're a majority of fans in a minority of power and we need to stand up and hold our ground.

quote:

We may very well be 'above it' but when it starts to hurt the club and the fans then there should be people at the club willing to fight against this clear bias.

No more cheap shots should go unchallenged, fire with fire time.

quote:

I think there will be a mood swing at the SFA, under the tremendous pressure from the Blue Family; my thoughts are that Reagan will want to save face, yet understand that he's in the sniper's sight, with a potentially career ending outcome. He will want to preserve his earnings and credibility, so I think 12 months will become 6 and the fines might reduce slightly.

quote:

Liewell will be onto the phone as soon as he sees that interview and telling Rhegan that the transfer ban must stay as Rangers spending money means that his club will be runners up next season as they can't win without help.

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

The Clit Avoider posted:


Madness


They're going to kill someone over a football club aren't they, loving insanity.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Good news Liverpool fans, Dalglish has gone!

quote:

official we have become like the rest.. didn't think it could get any darker than the days of those two dickheads..

quote:

I actually feel sick. And after faking a sickie off work as well

quote:

That's it.
See you in a few decades guys, we'll never be the same again

quote:

gently caress off. This isn't the club I know.

We've become Chelsea. Get your plastic flags out lads, this is the way its gonna be.

quote:

This is dreadful. Can't believe it. If he's been sacked the owners could rue the day.

quote:

A dark day for the club...the final nail in the coffin of 'the liverpool way.'

quote:

Joke club.

c*nts running it want to get the loving house in order before placing blame.

Build a dynasty on no foundations. gently caress off, clueless twats.

quote:

yanks out

Oh.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Blue Screen Error posted:

Good news Liverpool fans, Dalglish has gone!









Oh.

You'll like this one

quote:

Rafa is the only person who can be a better manager than king for liverpool . The last thing i want is swansea/Norwich/Wigan  manager taking over .

If kenny sacked news is true , Rafa has to be the new man in charge .


Second one of yours is scouser.txt

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Gutted. I'm actually welling up at work.

Feels like a family member passing away. Can't believe it. Really didn't want this. Seems so wrong

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
This decision and the way the King has been treated disgusts me. Absolutely 110% disgusts me. I feel so sad and angry today. How dare FSG be so insincere and pretend to claim that Kenny has their full backing, then blank him at the FA Cup final and hang him out to dry. Bastards.

If they want to retain their supporter base, they better loving had say that Kenny has decided to accept another senior role at the club and that all parties including Kenny agree that Rafa is the man to take the club forward in the long term. Anything other than this or something very special and I will expect LFC to alienate a large amount of their supporter base.

I feel so hurt for the King today. But make no mistake about, he will always be the King. Always always always. YNWA Kenny and thank you from the very bottom of my heart for everything you have done for the club today. Words can't describe how much you mean to true Liverpool supporters.

The Collector
Aug 9, 2011

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Rats raining down in the night during the Stanley Cup finals.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pillbug
The only one left at the club is that loving cat.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

The Collector posted:

The only one left at the club is that loving cat.

The soul of Liverpool FC, I'm sure you'll agree.

luvd
Sep 29, 2011


don't like omelettes but i'll eat crepes all day long
If they approach Brendan Rogers, Roberto Martinez or Paul Lambert, I will be absolutely loving fuming.

I feel like we are deliberately being asset stripped of personnel. It really doesn't follow any logic.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
You got the wrong thread, this is brilliant :colbert:

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
haha jesus christ put that in the photo thread asap

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


I'll miss his goal celebrations and huge smiles. I'll miss him pretending
to head the ball while watching a cross in front of goal. I'll miss his
treatment towards the media.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

quote:

Some people need to calm down, we've had a bad season and something needed to be changed, like I said, hopefully we get a manager in who can get us back in to the top 4. Before this season what was the target? Top 4.

quote:

gently caress off fed up of c*nts like you, in fact name a time and place prick!

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

quote:

We're just another club now.

End of story.

No one try to tell us we're a unique club with special fans.

We're not.

We have a Sky generation following us, possibly since Istanbul.

We have fans who booed when we go top.

We have fans with blueshite mentality who said Aguero's goal is better than Istanbul.

We sacked a legend.

Today.

Yeah 8th was crap but he prioritised the cups and almost won two in an attempt to instil a winners mentality into the players.

Deserved another season.

We're looking for our FOURTH MANAGER in TWO YEARS.

Meh.

The Liverpool Way? Went years ago.

Rafa back is the only thing I'll even tolerate now

RAWK is like shooting fish in a barrel to be fair I'd really hate to be a not-insane Liverpool fan

The Collector
Aug 9, 2011

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Rats raining down in the night during the Stanley Cup finals.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pillbug

quote:

Today has been poo poo. I feel like my dog has died.

The heart and soul has been ripped out of our club by money-men and a handful of stakeholders from far, far away ("What's happened to my investment?" - LeBron James) who have no idea of what LFC means to those of us who bought into our home-town club when we were kids and have ridden the roller-coaster which is top flight football for all of our lives.

And who is going to be the transplanted heart and soul now?

The only replacement who I would now accept as manager is Jamie Carragher.

I would be happy to "unconditionally back" him because he is one of us.

But that won't happen, will it?

We have finally lost our club and are now officially a franchise.

Fu*k Moores and fu*k Parry. They are the ones who we should be blaming for kick-starting the mess we are in, and all because they considered their own bank balances to be more important than the future of LFC.

I congratulated Henry & Werner for removing the chaff from LFC but Kenny was one knife-thrust too many.

YNWA my arse.

Whenever i hear that in future I will imagine Hitler leading a chorus of 'Onward Christian Soldiers.'

Sometime in the not-so-distant future I fully expect to hear the Anfield Tannoy system to blare out: "Let's all welcome today's visitors - Leeds United", not that I expect Leeds to be promoted......

Like I said, it's been a poo poo day.
:psyduck:

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

The Collector posted:

:psyduck:

out pops a smiling Mike Godwin

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Babby Thatcher posted:

out pops a smiling Mike Godwin

:golfclap:

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Liam Hadley on Twitter: "Appoint Benitez as boss (Been there done it) + Carragher as no.2 (Tactical Prowess) + Owen as Player/Coach = Hello Glory Days."

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Smart American #1 posted:

Can you imagine how nasty we could be at soccer if our elite athletes played that sport instead of basketball/football.

Just kinda randomly choosing. Imagine playing a standard 4-4-2.

Goalie – Dwight Howard
Defensive Mids – Lebron James, Julius Peppers
Cornerbacks – Troy Polamalu, heck, lets pick a baseball player, Mike Trout
Wingers – Chris Johnson, DeSean Jackson
Midfielders – Kobe Bryant and Andrew Luck
Forwards – Russel Westbrook and Derrick Rose

Good freakin game.

Smart American #2 posted:

With a limited knowledge on soccer to pull from...
Goalie – Serge Ibaka (holy CRAP last night)
DM – Ray Lewis, Ndomakung Suh (who’s running into our D, really?)
CB – Metta World Peace, Troy Polamalu (enforcers)
Wings – Billy Hamilton, Chris Johnson (elite speed group)
Midfielders – LeBron James, Calvin Johnson (athletes galore)
Forwards – Derrick Rose, Mike Trout (skills and speed)

Honorable Mentions (bench players):
Julius Peppers, Brian Urlacher, Kobe Bryant, Anthony Davis (goalie), James Harrison (our real enforcer), Jonathan Vilma (head of the locker room if you know what I mean), Robinson Cano, Michael Bourn

Head Coach: Gregg Popovich
Offense: Bill Belichick
Defense: Tony La Russa (out of retirement)

Seriously, who’s gonna beat this group?

Some obviously anti-American God-hating socialist queer posted:

Pretty much any futbal team from anywhere over the age of 14. It has MUCH MORE to do with skill than you want to admit. It’s like saying that Bolt would be an awesome WR b/c he runs fast.

Smart American #2 posted:

Like it was said Soccer takes practice and practice and more practice just like every sport. But imagine if our best athletes (like other countries’ best) grew up playing soccer. Imagine if LeBron was playing soccer, how difficult it’d be to head it over a guy who’d head can get 10+ feet in the air. We’d be legit, but we diversify our sports.

The Collector
Aug 9, 2011

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Rats raining down in the night during the Stanley Cup finals.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pillbug
hey I thought hell dumping was illegal :argh:

dilbertschalter
Jan 12, 2010
terrible post, ibaka plays for spain.

:ironicat:

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

trem_two posted:



lol at the guy who is playing a loving WM for some reason

The Collector
Aug 9, 2011

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Rats raining down in the night during the Stanley Cup finals.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pillbug
http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/107672-jen-chang-new-head-communications-3.html



quote:

He looks chinese to me. What do they know about footy. I've never heard one chinese person give a decent opion about the game. Except Arsene Wenger and he is a oval office.

quote:

if you ask me, he looks a bit foo yung for a position of such responsibility.

quote:

Some razy lacism in here.

quote:

Interview on SSN

Interviewer "Jen, congratulations on your appointment as Director of Communications for Liverpool Football Club one of the greatest clubs in world football, do you speak English?"



Interviewer "You speakee English?"

Jen "faackawwwfff mufferfuckerawww I speak gently caress good English".

Interviewer "I'm sure I speak for everyone at SSN when I wish you good luck in your new role - now back to the studio"

as mic fades

Interviewer "hahahahah the scousers are hosed"

:cripes:

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Please explain what is so great about a championship being decided on goal differential. Wouldn't a best-of-seven City-United series be much more valid?

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

please respond posted:

Please explain what is so great about a championship being decided on goal differential. Wouldn't a best-of-seven City-United series be much more valid?

Is this from Taylor Twellman's twitter

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
I think this belongs here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wep07-Vluc

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

stickyfngrdboy posted:

I think this belongs here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wep07-Vluc

I love that the one thing he had to badmouth Milner about was his face, which is like the best thing about Milner.

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!

stickyfngrdboy posted:

I think this belongs here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wep07-Vluc
Wow, that was the most bitter, racist and xenophobic thing I've seen on youtube for a while. He'll give you Joe Hart and Vincent Kompany, that was big of him.

I love arguments like this though, "our entire team is going to get better AND we will make signings!!! Your lovely players who are poo poo won't get better and you will sign NOBODY despite having mad money backing you!!"

vyelkin posted:

I love that the one thing he had to badmouth Milner about was his face, which is like the best thing about Milner.
I dunno, the fact that Aguero "runs like a retard" made me laugh. Sure he scored goals, but have you seen him run?? gently caress him off IMO.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

stickyfngrdboy posted:

I think this belongs here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wep07-Vluc

Carlos Tevez looks like a jew?

also lol "I've been to see Man United!"

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

stickyfngrdboy posted:

I think this belongs here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wep07-Vluc

Heard the accent, closed the tab. Twat.

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Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
Was getting choked up there a minute ago. Terrible. The club is like a soldier going to war without a head, no leadership within the club or any clear idea of what's going on. Appointing a current PL manager would be absolute madness, absolute insanity. None of them would do a better job than the King

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