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Molothecat posted:Anyone's else's download taking a ludicrous amount of time? 3+ hours? I downloaded Mutant earlier today and it went as quick as usual.
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That was one of the most generic zombie films I've ever seen. Also I got a real strong Arch Hall Jr. vibe from "Wings" Hauser.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:That was one of the most generic zombie films I've ever seen. Also I got a real strong Arch Hall Jr. vibe from "Wings" Hauser. If you want classic Wings Hauser, you should check out Vice Squad. He plays a sadistic pimp named "Ramrod". He also sings the movie's theme song, "Neon Slime".
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May 10, 2012 01:39
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Mister Kingdom posted:If you want classic Wings Hauser, you should check out Vice Squad. He plays a sadistic pimp named "Ramrod". He also sings the movie's theme song, "Neon Slime". Every name and title in this post rules
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May 10, 2012 01:42
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The Ape of Naples posted:I downloaded Mutant earlier today and it went as quick as usual. Mine's still messed up. It took 4 hours to d/l (way longer than usual) and then the file I downloaded didn't work, instead just crashing VLC and WMP over and over again. I wrote their support email.
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May 10, 2012 04:00
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Molothecat posted:Mine's still messed up. It took 4 hours to d/l (way longer than usual) and then the file I downloaded didn't work, instead just crashing VLC and WMP over and over again. Bogus. I should have mentioned that I downloaded the iPad version. 1.65GB.
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My wife got me a $20 Rifftrax gift certificate for our anniversary.  I'm thinking of going with one of the video on demand movies and a bunch of shorts. Aside from Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, what's the one full length VOD that's an absolute must to see if I get only one?
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May 10, 2012 04:45
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Quiet Feet posted:My wife got me a $20 Rifftrax gift certificate for our anniversary. I'm gonna go with Ghosthouse.
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May 10, 2012 08:05
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I would suggest Laser Mission or The Sons of Hercules.
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May 10, 2012 08:27
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Ghosthouse or Buffalo Rider are my go to VOD's when there's nothing on.
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May 10, 2012 10:06
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I'm going to amend my answer to include the VOD option of Jack the Giant Killer.
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May 10, 2012 10:17
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Buffalo Rider made me laugh so hard I had to pause it. I don't think any other Rifftrax has done that.
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May 11, 2012 07:24
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StarkRavingMad posted:Buffalo Rider made me laugh so hard I had to pause it. I don't think any other Rifftrax has done that.
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May 11, 2012 07:37
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StarkRavingMad posted:Buffalo Rider made me laugh so hard I had to pause it. I don't think any other Rifftrax has done that. Same here. Seriously, if you haven't watched Buffalo Rider yet, go do it now. You won't regret it.
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May 12, 2012 02:22
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NuclearPotato posted:Buffalo Rider RagingBoner posted:raccoon mistreatment. StarkRavingMad posted:Buffalo Rider Probably Infected posted:Buffalo Rider What the poo poo did I just watch? It looks like somebody cobbled together a movie out of old wild west costumes and scenes cut from nature films.
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May 13, 2012 03:18
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Quiet Feet posted:What the poo poo did I just watch? It looks like somebody cobbled together a movie out of old wild west costumes and scenes cut from nature films. Awesome, right?
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May 13, 2012 08:03
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Just watched Buffalo Rider too. What the gently caress was that  .
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Popelmon posted:Just watched Buffalo Rider too. What the gently caress was that I know, right? It was like an episode of Wild America on acid.
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May 13, 2012 19:37
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Ok, you guys have convinced me to watch it later.
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May 13, 2012 23:25
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StarkRavingMad posted:Buffalo Rider made me laugh so hard I had to pause it. I don't think any other Rifftrax has done that. Was it the scene where the cougar jumps out of nowhere? Because that absolutely killed me.
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May 14, 2012 03:01
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weekly font posted:Was it the scene where the cougar jumps out of nowhere? Because that absolutely killed me. I think I could've enjoyed Buffalo Rider more if it was nothing but that. Just Buffalo Jones getting into "mischief" every fifteen minutes or so.
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May 14, 2012 03:48
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I liked when Bandit had the adventure of a lifetime. Cougar AND a flashflood? What a rascal!
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May 14, 2012 10:02
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Barely into Buffalo Rider now and I think I've already said  5 or 6 times already.Can I offer you some buffalo tongues?
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May 14, 2012 19:23
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I finally got around to watching Frankenstein Island and its decent. It's no Ghosthouse or Buffalo Rider, but a welcome addition to the VODs. best riffs were: "They've found the Island's sphincter" and "is Frankenstein Vogue-ing?"
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In other news, Rifftrax makes Captain America actually worth watching as anything other than "Here's something to kill time until the Avengers comes out". e: literally cannot believe the fakeness of the "scrawny Steve Rogers"
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May 14, 2012 22:09
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precision posted:In other news, Rifftrax makes Captain America actually worth watching as anything other than "Here's something to kill time until the Avengers comes out". Really? When I saw it in the cinema I remember thinking that it was rather well done actually. It wasn't seamless by a long shot, but it fooled several people who didn't immediately recognize Chris Evans. I dunno.
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May 14, 2012 22:17
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The Piper posted:I finally got around to watching Frankenstein Island and its decent. It's no Ghosthouse or Buffalo Rider, but a welcome addition to the VODs. I think Frankenstein Island gets so much better after about half way, once they actually create the Frankenstein monster it gets hilarious. Still haven't seen Buffalo Rider yet, though. I should get on that.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Really? When I saw it in the cinema I remember thinking that it was rather well done actually. It wasn't seamless by a long shot, but it fooled several people who didn't immediately recognize Chris Evans. I dunno. His head is so biiiiiiiig though. It's "jarring".
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May 14, 2012 22:31
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precision posted:His head is so biiiiiiiig though. Yeah, it is. I just went, he's a very scrawny and sickly kid. Some kids who have some sort of developmental issues during their childhood do end up looking slightly 'deformed', if you will. 'Off'. CGI-head-on-body isn't a common symptom though. But you're totally right.
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weekly font posted:Was it the scene where the cougar jumps out of nowhere? Because that absolutely killed me. It was during Bandit's "adventure" where the cougar tries to to drown Bandit in the river but then the water is too deep and the cougar has to let him go because they are both floundering. Bill cheerfully busts out a line like "Nature: God's hideous clown show!" and I was just dying. The whole sequence is just so surreal and out of place and has nothing to do with the movie to begin with, and then that line just annihilated me. precision posted:In other news, Rifftrax makes Captain America actually worth watching as anything other than "Here's something to kill time until the Avengers comes out". The sound of Captain America throwing up on the cyclone is my phone's ringtone.
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Rifftrax live Manos show has a date, August 16th at 8 Eastern 7 Central and tape delayed to 7 Mountain 8 Pacific. Maybe I'm reading the email wrong but it seems that this event is not going to be available as a DVD later. They specifically state that: "This one night event will be your only chance to see the guys fire their wisecracking commentary at "Manos" The Hands of Fate on the big screen." (Bolding theirs)
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muscles like this? posted:"This one night event will be your only chance to see the guys fire their wisecracking commentary at "Manos" The Hands of Fate on the big screen." Bolding mine 
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May 18, 2012 19:56
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muscles like this? posted:Rifftrax live Manos show has a date, August 16th at 8 Eastern 7 Central and tape delayed to 7 Mountain 8 Pacific. "on the big screen" It will probably be like Jack and the Giant Killer and become available on DVD in a year or so.
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Universe Master posted:"on the big screen" Unfair to Canadians! 
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StarkRavingMad posted:It was during Bandit's "adventure" where the cougar tries to to drown Bandit in the river but then the water is too deep and the cougar has to let him go because they are both floundering. Bill cheerfully busts out a line like "Nature: God's hideous clown show!" and I was just dying. The whole sequence is just so surreal and out of place and has nothing to do with the movie to begin with, and then that line just annihilated me. There's a point in there when you can hear one of them, I can't remember who, just says "Jesus Christ." under his breath. At that point, I totally broke. That sequence alone is worth the price for Buffalo Rider.
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StarkRavingMad posted:Buffalo Rider made me laugh so hard I had to pause it. I don't think any other Rifftrax has done that. "For warmth, people huddled around witches' tits" Watching this movie now, seems like a lot of directors in that era went for the "Blood Waters of Dr. Z" technique of stitching a movie together out of primarily stock footage. The voice of the narrator sounds like a modern comedy imitation of an crusty old west voice over. Sushi in Yiddish fucked around with this message at 22:08 on May 19, 2012 |
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There's not nearly enough love for Mutant in this thread. In fact, I'd say its on par with Buffalo Rider as the funniest VOD they've ever done.
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New VOD tomorrow! When a local TV host gets into a car accident with an electrician, she didn’t count on one thing: that he would be the two time state champion who had also defended the interstate trophy in the ancient art of Kendo Swords. Because honestly, why would you count on that? It’s patently absurd, clearly some sort of horrible plot contrivance. What the hell is a kendo sword anyways? Certainly nothing a grown man should be messing around with. The point is, those two end up as Prisoners in the Lost Universe, which looks a heck of a lot like Earth except that there is a kind of tree that grows dinner plates, and another kind that grows pods of orange berries. Just try to wrap your little head around that, and also how a film this derivative and cheap looking came out the same year as Return of the Jedi. One thing it did have in common with that film, however, is the presence of horrible little sidekicks. Return of the Jedi had the Ewoks, and Prisoners has Malachi, who makes the Ewoks look like Martini sipping, bon mot spewing embodiments of class and dignity. Malachi...drat, now we’re thinking about Malachi again. He’s...He’s just the worst. Ugh. He’s also joined on the quest by the Green Man, who’s called that because he’s the same shade of blue as a Na’vi, a giant killer baby in a diaper, and a talking vulture. Grab your finest kendo sword and get ready to defend the interstate trophy with Prisoners of the Lost Universe!
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May 21, 2012 20:50
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VODs own and I will buy them all.
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Oh, by they way, yes, that is Richard Hatch in the movie.
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