|
JawnV6 posted:oh how we'll laugh when it is
|
# ? May 18, 2012 19:49 |
|
|
# ? May 26, 2024 08:49 |
|
Nevergirls posted:is there a list of wikipedia badges somewhere Barnstars
|
# ? May 18, 2012 19:58 |
|
Davethulhu posted:Barnstars this should be strwrsxprt's one
|
# ? May 18, 2012 21:02 |
|
Trig Discipline posted:just because your father was a traveling salesman doesn't mean you're all that complicated
|
# ? May 19, 2012 08:18 |
|
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Asperger%27s_pancakes.jpg
|
# ? May 19, 2012 15:45 |
|
eightpole posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Asperger%27s_pancakes.jpg all of goons.jpg should be uploaded to wikipedia eventually
|
# ? May 19, 2012 17:27 |
|
eightpole posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Asperger%27s_pancakes.jpg "wikipedia posted:No pages on the English Wikipedia link to this file. (Pages on other projects are not counted.) Come on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Micropenis#Blacks_Can.27t_get_Micropenis.3F
|
# ? May 19, 2012 17:28 |
|
Assuming a somewhat generous stride length of 3 feet, and based on the approximation of 3.5 miles (5.5 km) per hour as the definition of a league, a walker makes roughly 6,160 steps per hour. In seven league boots, this results in a speed of 150,920 mph (242,882 kph). This is equivalent to about 67,500 m/s and allows the wearer to circle the Earth in about 10 minutes (barring geography). It is also about 6,500 times as fast as the world record for the 100m sprint (23mph, I believe). If our walker were to sprint at world record pace, 23mph / 3.5 mph = a factor of about 6.5 times as fast, or just shy of 1 million mph for a short duration. Hope the boots shield the wearer from air resistance. Though the boots are meant to be more figurative than literal in name, if anyone wants to vet my calculation and include it in the article, please feel free. Others might be as curious as I was
|
# ? May 19, 2012 18:40 |
|
Rather than attempt to change the actual size of the penis, one may make it appear bigger, by trimming the pubic hair or by losing weight.
|
# ? May 19, 2012 20:07 |
|
Pumping must be done very carefully to avoid serious injury: over-enthusiastic pumping can burst blood vessels and form blisters. In some cases the testicles can be unexpectedly pulled into the cylinder, causing discomfort, pain, and possibly injury.[citation needed] It is also believed that the rim of the cylinder can cut into the skin and over time cause damage to the ligaments surrounding the penis. Impatiently pumping without reading explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr/1,333 Pa)[citation needed] and cause permanent and irreparable injury. Attempts at using vacuum cleaner units for this purpose have resulted in extremely severe injuries because the suction is far too powerful.
|
# ? May 19, 2012 20:08 |
|
it's really gross + annoying how many weird "medical" devices they advertise on tv as being covered by medicare
|
# ? May 19, 2012 21:21 |
|
axolotl farmer posted:Rather than attempt to change the actual size of the penis, one may make it appear bigger, by trimming the pubic hair or by losing weight. or by wearing condoms with vertical stripes
|
# ? May 19, 2012 21:50 |
|
The film is based around the premise that free energy suppression is real. The main character gets told that his discovery is too disruptive: energy would suddenly be extremely cheap, oil would no longer be necessary, all oil companies would go bankrupt, and the sudden economical changes would throw society into chaos. Unfortunately, this is only explained in the last minutes of the film, and it is unlikely that his discovery would have such an effect in economy. Most of the film revolves around action scenes in the style of 1990s blockbusters, and the topic of conspiracy theories is not adequately explored.[2]
|
# ? May 20, 2012 01:21 |
|
|
# ? May 20, 2012 06:55 |
|
oh look wikipedia finally upgraded to timeline
|
# ? May 20, 2012 14:40 |
|
just a butt posted:oh look wikipedia finally upgraded to timeline
|
# ? May 20, 2012 14:54 |
|
just a butt posted:oh look wikipedia finally upgraded to timeline
|
# ? May 21, 2012 00:11 |
|
just a butt posted:oh look wikipedia finally upgraded to timeline lol
|
# ? May 21, 2012 00:17 |
|
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1904_Summer_Olympics#Marathon
|
# ? May 21, 2012 13:51 |
|
olympic tug of war imagine if the gold medalist was someone's great grandpa and they had to live with that legacy
|
# ? May 21, 2012 14:27 |
|
Sniep posted:olympic tug of war lol yeah the early olympics were great they threw in any old poo poo as an event http://www.cracked.com/article_19176_5-ridiculous-sports-you-wont-believe-were-olympic-events.html
|
# ? May 21, 2012 14:38 |
|
Blacks Can't get Micropenis? literally Wacky Races irl. holy gently caress
|
# ? May 21, 2012 14:44 |
|
A Cuban postman named Felix Carbajal joined the marathon, arriving at the last minute. He had to run in street clothes that he cut around the legs to make them look like shorts. He stopped off in an orchard en route to have a snack on some apples, which turned out to be rotten. The rotten apples caused him to have to lie down and take a nap. Despite falling ill to apples he finished in fourth place.
|
# ? May 21, 2012 14:51 |
|
I do wish that modern marathons had naps, poisoning from trainers and random pieces of fruit, and an absolute lack of giving a poo poo from seemingly everyone involved.
|
# ? May 21, 2012 14:52 |
|
Char posted:lol yeah the early olympics were great they threw in any old poo poo as an event nice gold medal there what was it in? "oh my great grandpa tugged his rope" "why are you laughing? there was other guys tugging on his rope against him" "stop laughing guys!"
|
# ? May 21, 2012 14:56 |
|
LP97S posted:I do wish that modern marathons had naps, poisoning from trainers and random pieces of fruit, and an absolute lack of giving a poo poo from seemingly everyone involved. apparently the guy who won was being fed brandy mixed with horse tranquilizers from his trainers following him in the car
|
# ? May 21, 2012 15:01 |
|
haljordan posted:apparently the guy who won was being fed brandy mixed with horse tranquilizers from his trainers following him in the car i wonder if they were trying to make him lose, or if it was part of the "toughen him up" training strategy that used to be popular?
|
# ? May 21, 2012 15:20 |
|
it was part of a "we don't care if he keels over and never gets up again so long as he does it past the finish line" training strategy
|
# ? May 21, 2012 15:33 |
|
Len Tau could have done better if he had not been chased nearly a mile off course by aggressive dogs. lolin
|
# ? May 21, 2012 15:55 |
|
new olympic sport: gettin chased by aggressive dogs
|
# ? May 21, 2012 15:57 |
|
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists
|
# ? May 21, 2012 17:20 |
|
List of African Americans poo poo, time to get my wiki on, my wife works with a guy that's not on the list
|
# ? May 22, 2012 00:15 |
|
haljordan posted:A Cuban postman named Felix Carbajal joined the marathon, arriving at the last minute. He had to run in street clothes that he cut around the legs to make them look like shorts. He stopped off in an orchard en route to have a snack on some apples, which turned out to be rotten. The rotten apples caused him to have to lie down and take a nap. Despite falling ill to apples he finished in fourth place.
|
# ? May 22, 2012 00:28 |
man the olympics used to be awesome
|
|
# ? May 22, 2012 02:30 |
|
CYBER SLIMER posted:man the olympics used to be awesome man, it's going to be awesome when the sams that london's installing onto rooftops go haywire and fire at passing aircraft, balloons, birds,
|
# ? May 22, 2012 02:49 |
|
Deuterieux posted:man, it's going to be awesome when the sams that london's installing onto rooftops go haywire and fire at passing aircraft, balloons, birds, liveleak: anonymous has the password to the video feeds and control sequences of the milssiles on rooftops - it's 0000 - just will not release the control IPs
|
# ? May 22, 2012 02:53 |
|
Sniep posted:liveleak: anonymous has the password to the video feeds and control sequences of the milssiles on rooftops - it's 0000 - just will not release the control IPs that password kept our nuclear icbms safe for years, i'm sure it's robust enough for some limey roof rockets
|
# ? May 22, 2012 03:03 |
|
JustFrakkingDoIt posted:that password kept our nuclear icbms safe for years, i'm sure it's robust enough for some limey roof rockets well i mean even if you knew the launch codes, its not like you could just go to https://www.launchanuke.com and mash some keys
|
# ? May 22, 2012 03:04 |
|
bring back olympic potato sac racing
|
# ? May 22, 2012 03:15 |
|
|
# ? May 26, 2024 08:49 |
|
JustFrakkingDoIt posted:that password kept our nuclear icbms safe for years, i'm sure it's robust enough for some limey roof rockets cool, you got my post
|
# ? May 22, 2012 03:16 |