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Of course I'm an rear end in a top hat. We're all assholes. That's like the point of the thread. And he's not a friend. He's just some loving jackoff I know from high school. Should have read more if he didn't want to get spoiled. Bitch.
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zalmoxes posted:I've spoiled these books for a lot of people on the internet because I don't give a poo poo if some guy in Ohio is mad at me. Spoiling your friends is terrible though. "Friends" on Facebook means you met that guy some time at that thing a few years ago and he added you. They're not like actual people, which is why spoiling them is fine.
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May 21, 2012 22:50
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IRQ posted:"Friends" on Facebook means you met that guy some time at that thing a few years ago and he added you. This. Also it encourages the philistines to read.
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May 21, 2012 22:58
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I disagree with spoiling others because in the long run, it's less satisfying. Their reactions when it happens on the show are much more extreme and long-lasting. Besides, when you spoil someone it just makes them mad at you. When they get to see it happen or read about it happening, it makes them mad at GRRM, and I thought that's what this thread was about; spreading the hatred of that absolute fucker.
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May 21, 2012 22:58
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Anyone dumb enough to broadcast that they're reading these books to the internet and aren't done yet doesn't really have an excuse. This isn't a "Well...what were you wearing?" victim blaming situation. This is a "you wandered into the lions cage carrying a dead gazelle" situation.
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May 21, 2012 23:12
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Spoiling books for people is really funny.
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May 21, 2012 23:18
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Just started reading this series a couple months ago and finished the last book today for the first time, having avoided any mention of it online for fear of spoilers. Upon finishing I had to come find this thread to say one thing. What a load of goddamn loving horse poo poo.
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May 21, 2012 23:24
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On its release day "Snape kills Dumbledore" as the name for FYAD was the best thing ever.
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May 21, 2012 23:24
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Captain Mediocre posted:Just started reading this series a couple months ago and finished the last book today for the first time, having avoided any mention of it online for fear of spoilers. Upon finishing I had to come find this thread to say one thing. Welcome friend.
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May 21, 2012 23:25
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Captain Mediocre posted:Just started reading this series a couple months ago and finished the last book today for the first time, having avoided any mention of it online for fear of spoilers. Upon finishing I had to come find this thread to say one thing. No that was Dany's poo poo, not a horse's.
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May 21, 2012 23:31
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IRQ posted:No that was Dany's poo poo, not a horse's. In the Dothraki Sea, it's hard to tell.
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May 21, 2012 23:31
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Dead Man Posting posted:In the Dothraki Sea, it's hard to tell. Not really. Horse poo poo is grassy and firm. Dany's danys are watery.
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May 21, 2012 23:36
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Not really. Horse poo poo is grassy and firm.
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May 21, 2012 23:38
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Urdnot Fire posted:To be fair, I don't think Gurm's described horse poo poo (thus far), so for all we know it's yet another thing that works differently in ASOIAF. I hope it glistens. 
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May 21, 2012 23:44
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Tony Danza Claus posted:I hope it glistens. And if the show doesn't have anything glistening, manhoods or otherwise, I will be sorely disappointed.
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May 21, 2012 23:47
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Now that I'm up to speed, whats up with a kingdomful of adults going bonkers for a nursery rhyme about a bear.
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May 21, 2012 23:49
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Captain Mediocre posted:Now that I'm up to speed, whats up with a kingdomful of adults going bonkers for a nursery rhyme about a bear. Wouldn't you be excited if a song about a bear raping a maiden were socially acceptable? (That is what the song is about right? I sort of skimmed over that part cause songs in fantasy books give me gas.)
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May 21, 2012 23:56
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Before dance came out and those chapter summaries spoiled that hodor dies, I spoiled it on my buddys status about dance and he thought I was loving around. Of course hodor didn't really die so he doesn't know I actually meant to ruin the book for him, welp that's my story try the veal
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May 21, 2012 23:57
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crazypeltast52 posted:Edmure's wedding, but that presupposes that Tullys are people and can thus be wed. You will not insult the Blackfish like that. Though since he is a flaming queer, he probably wouldn't get married anyway.
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May 22, 2012 00:02
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The Unnamed One posted:You will not insult the Blackfish like that. Greatbacon posted:Wouldn't you be excited if a song about a bear raping a maiden were socially acceptable?
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May 22, 2012 00:06
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There is nothing that Jorah can do that would make him uncool after his nipples on a breastplate scene.
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May 22, 2012 00:10
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Rape Jake. posted:There is nothing that Jorah can do that would make him uncool after his nipples on a breastplate scene. You just know GRRM laughed his creepy, squeaky laugh when he wrote that.
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May 22, 2012 00:18
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Rape Jake. posted:There is nothing that Jorah can do that would make him uncool after his nipples on a breastplate scene. Tony Danza Claus posted:You just know GRRM laughed his creepy, squeaky laugh when he wrote that.
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May 22, 2012 00:21
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Greatbacon posted:Wouldn't you be excited if a song about a bear raping a maiden were socially acceptable? I almost have pity for the jerks who have to "read" the audiobooks now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYhX75yB0fc
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May 22, 2012 00:42
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Urdnot Fire posted:Your name has never been more apt The poor chair under him sure wasn't.
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May 22, 2012 00:44
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Captain Mediocre posted:Now that I'm up to speed, whats up with a kingdomful of adults going bonkers for a nursery rhyme about a bear. Yeah I'm pretty sure that's their "Master of Puppets". The noblest of mosh pits.
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May 22, 2012 00:45
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:I almost have pity for the jerks who have to "read" the audiobooks now. IRQ posted:The poor chair under him sure wasn't.
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May 22, 2012 00:51
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Greatbacon posted:Wouldn't you be excited if a song about a bear raping a maiden were socially acceptable? I thought it was about eating pussy with the whole "licking the honey from her hair" line.
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May 22, 2012 01:05
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I understand when Dr. Kylaer was delivering babies a while back, he whispered the Call to WILDCARDS in the ear of every newborn. There is no new book to be written, And Robb dies at the Red Wedding
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May 22, 2012 01:12
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savinhill posted:I thought it was about eating pussy with the whole "licking the honey from her hair" line. Your girl should probably see a doctor.
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May 22, 2012 01:14
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Urdnot Fire posted:I'm not sure why Gurm passed up the chance to say that Dany's diarrhea glistened in the moonlight. I mean, it seems like that would be pretty obvious. I dug this up within this very thread, some future Wild Card thought to write this: Bad Thread, Sixth of it's name posted:The poo poo flowed like honey, briefly catching on the platinum hairs just starting to cover her womanhood before it softly fell upon Daario's glistening manhood.
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May 22, 2012 01:32
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ugh i might finish reading the last two books gently caress
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May 22, 2012 02:12
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Just read case studies of Bangladeshi toddlers dying of ameobic dysentery. It'll be better written and have a conclusion!
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May 22, 2012 02:22
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Just for the record, I am publishing faster than GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM and I have to do actual studies and poo poo first. Science itself moves faster than one fat fucker writing fantasy trash.
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May 22, 2012 02:32
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Yesss, Jaime is about to go on his epic journey from simple douchebaggery to awesome pimp with a gold hand.
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May 22, 2012 03:01
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empty sea posted:Yesss, Jaime is about to go on his epic journey from simple douchebaggery to awesome pimp with a gold hand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lz3lAd2nGQ if this is ever not funny well i just dont even know
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May 22, 2012 03:11
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It manages to convey so much in such little time. Witness character growth! Or would that be character reduction? It's hard to say.
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May 22, 2012 03:25
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It's growth in quality at the expense of quantity.
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May 22, 2012 03:27
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I'm still completely loving confused about the Talisa/Jeyne thing. All I know is that Robb will make the worst loving decision possible. Talisa has a great sob story that makes Robb's bedroom eyes glisten with desire, but I dunno about those hips, girl. I miss Jeyne. Has Grey Wind growled at Talisa? I need to know the status of Grey Wind. Dire wolf cockblocking y/n?
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Not really. Horse poo poo is grassy and firm. I'm not some Dothraki savage so I wouldn't know
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