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snucks
Nov 3, 2008

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Bobulus posted:

You realize, with Dirk "Hussie insert" Strider drawing this and u "fan insert" u commanding actions, that we're right back at square one for mspaint adventures.

...if it had been smut instead of adventure, I guess.
It's also notable that uu's asking Dirk for exactly what the fans are asking Hussie for; loads of shipping devoid of explicit sexuality but chock full of love and tender affection.

Hopefully Hussie keeps uu this absurd; if he's completely kept from being an empathetic/self-conscious/humanized figure he can be the anti-karkat in an entirely separate way from UU.

also, if anyone didn't catch it:

quote:

uu: SHE WILL BE DEAD AND I WILL REJOICE WITH THE LIVELIEST LITTLE JIG YOu EVER SAW.

snucks fucked around with this message at 03:52 on May 23, 2012

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UltraPenguinX
Mar 23, 2009

TC: hOnK hOnK iM a MoThErFuCkInG sEaL :o)
I think "*stronk*" is peak Roxy.

Saradiart
Dec 13, 2009

OPENING MY TAI CHI IS ABOUT AS APPEALING AS THE GOATMAN OPENING HIS ANUS
Lost in the humor was more confirmation that UU and uu share the same body. uu refers to her in a yellow dress, implying he has only seen her or is only aware of her as a dreamself entity. He's quick to dismiss that her actual body will die and that the death of her dreamself will be some sort of new beginning.

Definitely looking like he wants absolute control over their shared body.

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?

Bobulus posted:

You realize, with Dirk "Hussie insert" Strider drawing this and u "fan insert" u commanding actions, that we're right back at square one for mspaint adventures.

...if it had been smut instead of adventure, I guess.

MSPaint Adventures - Smut Edition, the Final Debauchery

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Bobulus posted:

You realize, with Dirk "Hussie insert" Strider drawing this and u "fan insert" u commanding actions, that we're right back at square one for mspaint adventures.

...if it had been smut instead of adventure, I guess.


If we are to get even more meta... on the same day he makes an update where he draws his self insert shipping a bunch of 15-year olds, Andrew Hussie asks for help on how to get more involved with Reddit..

e: wrong quote

Rodatose fucked around with this message at 03:58 on May 23, 2012

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

Hahahahahaaha my god uu is a loving idiot and Dirk owns

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free
This update is the best update.

*uncop*

NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 3, 2009

「プリスティンビート」
「Pristine Beat」


Well that was qui-



:pwn:

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Dolash posted:

What is ultimately the more important, driving narrative purpose of Homestuck, Comedy or Drama?

Do not forget that Homestuck is a story that is also a puzzle.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

NO LISTEN TO ME posted:



Well that was qui-



:pwn:

Well, thanks. I just got back to the inter-nettes and I'm done for the night.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I am uncomfortable in the best way possible.

Dolash posted:

What is ultimately the more important, driving narrative purpose of Homestuck, Comedy or Drama?

The shipping. How ironic it is indeed.

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed
There needs tobe a checklist for fuckin webcomics for some weird achievement scale and having babies eaten in pornography is pretty high on that list.

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
I had a hard time making it through this pesterlog.

Because it's hard for my eyes to human focus upon and parse text when I'm laughing this hard.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


NO LISTEN TO ME posted:



Well that was qui-



:pwn:

What is this. What am I looking at here.

Edit: never mind just got it. Did that just happen? I mean how do you even get the shirt ready in time?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Dolash posted:

What is this. What am I looking at here.

Edit: never mind just got it. Did that just happen? I mean how do you even get the shirt ready in time?

You're assuming that nobody was already cosplaying the hypothetical offspring of Jake and Roxy. Clearly you understand nothing about Homestuck.

SexyBrianPuppet
Oct 5, 2010

remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER.

Dolash posted:

What is this. What am I looking at here.

Edit: never mind just got it. Did that just happen? I mean how do you even get the shirt ready in time?

I'm pretty sure the symbol is taped on.

Norton Ghostride
Apr 30, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
uu: MAKE THE BITCH SAY SHE WANTS TO HuMAN MARRY THAT FuCKER!


This log loving killed me.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
The chain of Best Updates Ever moves ever on throuh the Anchor Hole of Hilarity on the Ship of Homestuck.

Desfore
Jun 8, 2011

Confirmed at least one furry on the Smash team
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Good job Hussie, you beautiful man.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Welp, yet another social network that I have to sign up for. Great.

By the way, those reddit homestuck people have a strange theory about what the deal is with limebloods: Limeblood powers are to calm people down. That's why they'd be a threat to the ruling monarchy, since they keep everyone fighting. And Karkat's ability to make people calm down would tie in, since maybe just his blood color changed and not his abilities. And what happened to them? All killed and made into sopor sLime. They call this theory "Soylent Lime".

edit:

quote:

uu: HER PuTRID HARLEQuIN SLIME WILL LEAK FROM HER WOuNDS AND SOAK HER uGLY YELLOW ROBE.

...I'm not sure what this means otherwise. Help me out with alternatives.

edit2: Hmm...we've already seen Gamzee touting troll blood as having the properties of the troll with that blood. And we've got a lime-colored substance with peculiar properties.

Bobulus fucked around with this message at 07:17 on May 23, 2012

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Dolash posted:

If I could, there's something I've been wondering about.

What is ultimately the more important, driving narrative purpose of Homestuck, Comedy or Drama? I ask because most stories, even if they have both, are usually one more than the other. When a big moment comes along it'll handle the moment in the primary tone. Homestuck, however, appears to bounce between the two of them.
If I recall correctly, Hussie has said it's comedy. He just has a very broad range of what constitutes comedy.

Speaking of comedy... pfffhahaha. Dirk's deadpan here is great.

Walliard
Dec 29, 2010

Oppan Windfall Style

Bobulus posted:

edit2: Hmm...we've already seen Gamzee touting troll blood as having the properties of the troll with that blood. And we've got a lime-colored substance with peculiar properties.

This would probably have serious implications for Kanaya.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

quote:

uu: HOW VERY IRONIC. THAT A LIFE HANGS IN THE BALANCE. uPON YOuR WILLINGNESS TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.
uu: THE VERY PORNOGRAPHY. WHICH YOu HAVE SPENT A LIFETIME DRAWING. IN YOuR SPARE TIME. BECAuSE YOu PRESuMABLY ENJOY DOING SO.

THIS WILL CAUSE YOU TO REFLECT. UPON A LIFETIME SPENT PEEING DRAWING PORNOGRAPHY.

Saw callbacks are the best callbacks.


I choose to believe that everything in this scene is part of the costume.

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Bobulus posted:

...I'm not sure what this means otherwise. Help me out with alternatives.

Going by the two dreamsleves/one real body thing, my gut feeling is it probably means that UU/uu's actual body's blood is two separate colours.

Don't do a GIS on the word Harlequin. Just don't do it.

SusanosWrath
Jan 3, 2012

This Unit Will Self-Destruct Upon Termination of Target
Should I be terrified that this happened so fast or amazed that it looks pretty drat impressive?

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

It looks like the tshirt insignia is a piece of paper (you can just barely see the outline) so I imagine the hard part was the hair.

ActionZero
Jan 22, 2011

I act once more in
imitation of light

NO LISTEN TO ME posted:



Well that was qui-



:pwn:

I am quite uncomfortable about this.

Dick Bitchwhistle
Oct 28, 2007

by Lowtax

Bobulus posted:

Welp, yet another social network that I have to sign up for. Great.

By the way, those reddit homestuck people have a strange theory about what the deal is with limebloods: Limeblood powers are to calm people down. That's why they'd be a threat to the ruling monarchy, since they keep everyone fighting. And Karkat's ability to make people calm down would tie in, since maybe just his blood color changed and not his abilities. And what happened to them? All killed and made into sopor sLime. They call this theory "Soylent Lime".

Interesting, but it wouldn't explain Sollux's slime being red and blue.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

piemanmoo posted:

Interesting, but it wouldn't explain Sollux's slime being red and blue.

Sollux is probably weird enough to use food dye.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

psychoticBacofoil posted:

Should I be terrified that this happened so fast or amazed that it looks pretty drat impressive?
You should be terrified because it had already happened.

Boneless Jogger
Apr 20, 2010
I really hope that this means we'll get a callback to Jake eating something using that exact same pose someday.

Zorak
Nov 7, 2005
I love that picture of Sawtooth on the current page. It really shows how great a design he has in general. I'm really hoping he does more with him and Squarewave in the future.

notoriousman
Nov 18, 2007

I'M AWARE I'M
AN IDIOT

Zorak posted:

I love that picture of Sawtooth on the current page. It really shows how great a design he has in general. I'm really hoping he does more with him and Squarewave in the future.
And It Don't Stop 2...:pray:

Regardless, we're about to see him bail Dirk out of his current predicament, so I'm pleased. Sort of like a big brother.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

Zorak posted:

I love that picture of Sawtooth on the current page. It really shows how great a design he has in general. I'm really hoping he does more with him and Squarewave in the future.

I remember thinking way back in 2009 that I would read an entire comic about those two robots on Dave's poster.

Sure enough, two years later, it turns out those two robots are indeed the coolest.

First Spear
Jun 27, 2008

Zorak posted:

I love that picture of Sawtooth on the current page. It really shows how great a design he has in general. I'm really hoping he does more with him and Squarewave in the future.

Likewise. I was thinking the same thing (in between laughing really hard).

Doug Rattman
Sep 10, 2011

Formerly known as Doug Rattman
I'm personally really excited to see what Sawtooth will do.

(also hoping that more pornography will be in store)

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Doug Rattman posted:

(also hoping that more pornography will be in store)

Be careful what you wish for.

We might see UU's fanfic and it could be, like, just pages and pages of graphically detailed baby eating. At one point a time aspect player shows up just so that splinter timeliness can be created and the same babies can be re-eaten. :(

H.P. Shivcraft
Mar 17, 2008

STAY UNRULY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTERS!

Bobulus posted:

Be careful what you wish for.

We might see UU's fanfic and it could be, like, just pages and pages of graphically detailed baby eating. At one point a time aspect player shows up just so that splinter timeliness can be created and the same babies can be re-eaten. :(

New theory: LE is defeated by being eaten as a baby.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

H.P. Shivcraft posted:

New theory: LE is defeated by being eaten as a baby.

Well, it would tie in with the Earthbound themes...

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Scale Model Giant
Jan 19, 2009

Doug Rattman posted:

I'm personally really excited to see what Sawtooth will do.

He will save Dirk's rear end, but only if he can defeat him in a rap battle.

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