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It'll get a little awkward when Littlefinger shoves Lysa out the Moonbase Door, but meh, maybe he's hard enough to survive explosive decompression for a bit.
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May 23, 2012 18:20
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May 23, 2012 18:21
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Dark cyber-wings, dark cyber-words. The sky over Neo-King's Landing was the colour of a detuned television...
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May 23, 2012 18:25
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Dark cyber-wings, dark cyber-words. Space better.
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May 23, 2012 18:38
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Words are solar-wind.
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May 23, 2012 18:42
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May 23, 2012 18:50
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As useless as nipples on a forward facing breathing apparatus Edit: Son of a...
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May 23, 2012 18:53
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Your knowledge tapes are incomplete, Jon Snow.
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Neo-Neeps are cosmic wind, neo-Nuncle. It is space known.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Your knowledge tapes are incomplete, Jon Snow. The robots beyond the wall in the land of No Stars, led by Mance Starnyer and Rattlechasis, Lord of Lug-Nuts. Jon Snow is seduced by android Y-GRIT Model TE, who teaches him the "exhaust port cleaning maneuver."
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Neo-Neeps are cosmic wind, neo-Nuncle. It is verified.
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May 23, 2012 19:08
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^^^lol Whatever coordinates are the destination of pleasure bots. The phaser went "zap." (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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el_brio posted:
Yeah, I caught myself thinking by the 2nd or 3rd Dany chapter "eh, maybe I won't read these again...." and then I realized it was only that I didn't want to read the Dany chapters, because I know that it's going nowhere.
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Ahhh, ice spiders. We hardly knew ye. Seriously though... the books are filled with interesting ideas that GRRM pulled out of his rear end and then forgot about. He should have focused on the others/north/invasion and the books wouldn't have sucked nearly as bad. Instead we got Tyrion the Public Works Administrator, half-assed Vikings and loving Mereen. God I hate Dany's story line.
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May 23, 2012 19:14
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Something about Dany making GBS threads-up the inside of her space-suit gives me a shameful space-boner.
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May 23, 2012 19:15
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Mance Rayder already sounds like a retarded space name. It's because he was a character in Starcraft.
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A SPACE BEAR A SPACE BEAR ALL BIG AND BLACK AND COVERED in a gelatinous protein goop necessary for long-term cyrogenic space travel
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May 23, 2012 19:16
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"This is Commander Dark Star requesting permission to land on Uranus" - Darkstar "Permission granted Commander Darkstar." - Dany
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Mance Rayder already sounds like a retarded space name. The first time I read "Mance Rayder" I pictured him with a ray gun.
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Ground control to King Tommen...Mnemosyne posted:Yeah, I caught myself thinking by the 2nd or 3rd Dany chapter "eh, maybe I won't read these again...." and then I realized it was only that I didn't want to read the Dany chapters, because I know that it's going nowhere.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:It's because he was a character in Starcraft. holy crap (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Waffle Ho posted:The first time I read "Mance Rayder" I pictured him with a ray gun. Not nearly as bad as Darkstar. That song brings back some memories. Dark star crashes pouring its light into ashes Reason tatters the forces tear loose from the axis Searchlight casting for faults in the clouds of delusion shall we go, you and I While we can? Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds Mirror shatters in formless reflections of matter Glass hand dissolving to ice petal flowers revolving Lady in velvet recedes in the nights of goodbye Shall we go, you and I While we can? Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds
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"And it turns out Tywin Lannistron did not, in fact, excrete unobtainium."
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Loras = C3PO Pretty Pig = R2D2 Darrio = Han Solo GRRM = Jabba the Hut
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I for one, will cry at the flashback that depicts Space-Ned killing Space-Lady but struggling to get a hold of the dog in zero-g. It will be played for laughs as Space-Cersi rots in her space-cell, remembering the "good times."
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mind the walrus posted:I for one, will cry at the flashback that depicts Ned killing Lady but struggling to get a hold of the dog in zero-g. It will be played for laughs as Cersi rots in her call, remembering the "good times." They need to do this as a music montage with this playing in the background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fPQC4eRJuk
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Is it true the TV show isn't going to do a flashback to the Pylon of Joy? I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
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"Queen Daenerys! Good Master approaching!" "What do you mean 'Good Master approaching'? Open fire! All dragons! Dispatch war rocket Belwas to bring back his body." e: "This week on Space King, King Tommen and Starcat Pounce, the Ser of Space..."
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I've come to the conclusion that GRRM must be one of these people who is terrified of answering the telephone. "Dark wings, dark words"? These ravens are the only form of long distance communication in the land. Imagine if every time you got a text you had a friend who warned you against reading it because it probably contains a portents of doom. Every time I hear a character say that I am distracted by what an anxious shut-in they must be. Captain Mediocre fucked around with this message at 19:46 on May 23, 2012 |
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el_brio posted:I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. It's the scene where we see Space-Ned and Space-Howland fight the Nights-Gaurds and then we'll find out J.0n Sn0w is actually half human, half alien. Specifically of the nefarious race of Tar'Garian. Also, I'm worried about how the zero-G in the lower corridors of Neo-King's Landing will affect Starcat Pounce's ability to bring order to the rat population of the space-station.  *edit for Pounce's title. Gotta stick to the canon 
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Captain Mediocre posted:I've come to the conclusion that GRRM must be one of these people who is terrified of answering the telephone. Of course he is. Picking up the phone risks talking to his editor or publisher.
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I never realized how plausible it is that the Targs are aliens. I mean, the dragons come from the moon and all, it's not that big of a stretch.
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Urdnot Fire posted:I never realized how plausible it is that the Targs are aliens. I mean, the dragons come from the moon and all, it's not that big of a stretch. The Others must be the aliens if Jon is Lord Commander of the Men in Black.
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Jon is John Sheridan, Dany is Jeffrey Sinclair, the Others are Shadows and R'hllor and co are Vorlons.
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