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That Ghostbusters part was too much for me. I could not stop laughing. From now on, these romance scenarios will always be in the back of my head when I'm with a premium bitch.
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SynthOrange posted:No Jake/Dirk shenannigans I guess! The pictures Dirk draws of Jake and himself are simply too disgusting to show us. They put their human lips together!
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May 24, 2012 12:26
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Jiminy Jesus Jackrabbit Christ, this might just be my favorite "can't-stop-laughing" update since penis ouija rolled around.quote:uu: MAKE HER DO THE THING. THE SHAMEFuL THING WHERE SHE RuBS THE ROSE ON THE HER FACE. "ON THE HER FACE" is a glorious usage of double article that I can't get over. All these drawings. I can't deal.
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May 24, 2012 12:46
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Somebody needs to avatar-ize the gif where Dirk is drawing with his chin on his off hand, looking bored as gently caress.
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May 24, 2012 12:51
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quote:uu: MAKE HER DO THE THING. THE SHAMEFuL THING WHERE SHE RuBS THE ROSE ON THE HER FACE. I could have sworn this was going to lead into Jane singing Kiss From A Rose, which made the Ghostbusters panel all the more special.
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May 24, 2012 13:17
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Factory Factory posted:Your eyes. They say to write what you know, and Dirk sees exactly one thing when he looks out the window  Anyway I've probably been rocking this punishment av for long enough, but I can't really put text to a Sawtooth avatar until we hear him say something. Could I reserve the one that's a close-up of his face for now?
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May 24, 2012 13:22
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It's hard to feel threatened by uu anymore. But then again we said the same thing about Eridan!
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May 24, 2012 13:44
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Well that was a quick payoff for those rockets in Past Dirk's room. Also whoever said that Cotton Candy scribble from [S] Roxy: Ride was probably drawn by Dirk for uu's game (I think someone here said that) wasn't too far off base.
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May 24, 2012 13:52
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Great update. I like that Dirk is going to extra trouble that uu doesn't even notice. Like when he edits out the butt COP, he changes "human wink" to "humane wink".Desfore posted:That Ghostbusters part was too much for me. I could not stop laughing. I made a laugh so high pitched and impolite at that, that I think I maybe have scared my neighbors. I think it can only be described as a cackle.
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May 24, 2012 14:14
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I was kind of wondering if uu would suddenly and unexpectedly ask Dirk to do something he was actually uncomfortable with. I mean the joke here is that uu is treating this like it's some desperate Saw scenario where he'll kill a hostage unless Dirk debases himself, but it'd be a little humanizing if it turned out there was something Dirk was uncomfortable with and uu tried to convince him he really was in a position to kill his sister if he didn't cooperate. I don't know, maybe he asks for Jake and Dirk together and inadvertently asks for something that actually sounds romantic. It'd be a neat little subversion of his apparent general ignorance and patheticness to start homing in on something Dirk may possibly care about, although it'd have to be an impressively-worded request to penetrate Dirk's irony shielding. Just asking for them making out wouldn't do. I guess this scene isn't quite over yet since there's no "uu ceased jeering TT", so maybe it's got something left to give. While lots of fun the last three pages or so feel a little extraneous unless they're build-up to another punchline. A Dave-Tavros style turnaround would also be fun.
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May 24, 2012 14:18
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That was beautiful.Dolash posted:I guess this scene isn't quite over yet since there's no "uu ceased jeering TT", so maybe it's got something left to give. While lots of fun the last three pages or so feel a little extraneous unless they're build-up to another punchline. A Dave-Tavros style turnaround would also be fun. If Dirk continues the way he's going, that's exactly what we're going to get. 
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May 24, 2012 14:23
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Oh, and if the "shared body" thing needed any more evidence...quote:uu: BONDING. edit: tumblr homestuck schizophrenic ahpoordogsbody thinks the "double roses" and "ghostbusters" panels foreshadow Roxy making a Rose-sprite from paradox-slime she got earlier.
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May 24, 2012 14:25
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loquacius posted:They say to write what you know, and Dirk sees exactly one thing when he looks out the window Just have the title text be "And It Don't Stop". Alternatively: Pretty much anything from that entire comic. e: the best bbcode to gently caress up with Wrist Watch fucked around with this message at 14:30 on May 24, 2012 |
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May 24, 2012 14:28
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Wrist Watch posted:Just have the title text be "And It Don't Stop". Too many letters, better abbreviate. Make the title text be AIDS and nothing else.
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Captain Oblivious posted:It's hard to feel threatened by uu anymore. I was just thinking the same thing. He feels like a mash up of a bunch of trolls actually, some Equius, some Karkat, even a little Terezi. At first I thought that would make him a fun bro, but then I remembered how easily Trolls can go psycho. Now I'm thinking this will all end in bloodshed.
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May 24, 2012 15:14
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And Nic Cage makes his triumphant return to Homestuck. Also, Sawtooth's body seems to not quite fit what I thought it would look like after the previous frame.
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May 24, 2012 15:23
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Thundarr posted:And Nic Cage makes his triumphant return to Homestuck. I think the speakers-slash-missile batteries are supposed to pop in/out as needed. Sawtooth is a transformer (he transforms into an even awesomer Sawtooth.)
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Bobulus posted:edit: tumblr homestuck schizophrenic ahpoordogsbody thinks the "double roses" and "ghostbusters" panels foreshadow Roxy making a Rose-sprite from paradox-slime she got earlier. The entire reason she's playing is to resurrect her mother, I think. And it nicely mirrors the reason why Rose was playing (to resurrect Jaspers) Gabriel Pope posted:I think the speakers-slash-missile batteries are supposed to pop in/out as needed. Sawtooth is a transformer (he transforms into an even awesomer Sawtooth.) If you look at the last panel where he is floating in the sky with his cloak down, then there is no room for the missile batteries, so yeah they just pop out when needed I think.
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May 24, 2012 15:28
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DaveKap posted:And I guess I'll take any requests too... Animated Jake eating a baby with Roxy looking on in horror.
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May 24, 2012 15:41
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quote:I might splinter. Did these lines jump out at anyone else? I know it's easy to start thinking every little thing is important in the comic but these lines seem to be particularly foreshadowing. After knowing about AR and Jake's dreambubble version of Dirk, I wonder if we're going to see even more Dirk offshoots.
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May 24, 2012 15:58
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Wrist Watch posted:Just have the title text be "And It Don't Stop". Sounds like a pretty good plan to me!
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May 24, 2012 16:47
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loquacius posted:Sounds like a pretty good plan to me! Check out kid-brazen, Just laid down his five bucks, It don't seem to faze him, With whom does he gently caress.
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voting third party posted:Did these lines jump out at anyone else? I know it's easy to start thinking every little thing is important in the comic but these lines seem to be particularly foreshadowing. After knowing about AR and Jake's dreambubble version of Dirk, I wonder if we're going to see even more Dirk offshoots. You know in really old-timey cartoons, where a character would get hit, divide up into a bunch of tiny versions of themself, that run all over the place and then reform into the original? That's the godtier Prince of Heart ability.
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May 24, 2012 17:03
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Baron La Croix posted:Check out kid-brazen, Groove: SHAKESPEARE Shade: PROSTITUTION
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May 24, 2012 17:10
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Gabriel Pope posted:I think the speakers-slash-missile batteries are supposed to pop in/out as needed. Sawtooth is a transformer (he transforms into an even awesomer Sawtooth.) It was more the "Speedo + kneesocks" thing he's got going on.
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Wrist Watch posted:Groove: SHAKESPEARE Better listen up wench, Check my elocution, You're left warmin' the bench, While my flow be Confucian. Yo wack skills be heinous, Y'all reduced to prostitution, Rammed up the Coriol-anus, Just for the cost-of-usin! You a milk-livered knave, So here's my solution, Collect up all the fucks that you gave Get thee to an institution!
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You're yelling up at my window Over title attribution All that you'll get herein, though, is a golden ablution Now the thread sees dilution From our family feud This Capulet-slash-Montague-tion Leaves all comic-chat screwed I got freedom from Reply-All thanks to Hussie's contribution Then your whining and your cry-bawl Gave us all this noise pollution So you think you're Stelth's Romeo? He'll accept no substitution? Well just check yourself, homie-yo, All I say's you can blow me-yo, Hunker down on my dome, yo 'Cause your flow is Lilliputian!
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Not to interrupt the rap-off, but this series of updates kind of made me giggle like a little girl. Jesus. I'm considering getting the Cage 'boner' avatar if nobody else takes it by payday and I can spare the cash.
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May 24, 2012 18:20
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Now here's my confusion - All yo' rhymes be homogenous! While my potency's proven, You be Tight-rear end Androgynous! All your verbal pollution, Back in yo pie-hole I'm stuffin' Sum total of your constitution: Much Ado About Nuthin'! Brought to court for yo wack-breath Case for the prosecution: You as guilty as Macbeth Charged with rhyme devolution. Is this a dagger before you? Naw, just my sharp retribution. Y'all be and not be, too hosed like Henry IV, part two But here's one thing that be true- All's well. Resolution. edit: So how about that uu, huh. He pretty crazy. Baron La Croix fucked around with this message at 18:46 on May 24, 2012 |
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May 24, 2012 18:42
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Shakespearean rap battles is the best way to derail a thread 
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May 24, 2012 18:48
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Silva posted:Shakespearean rap battles is the best way to derail a thread Yes but it needs to be shaken up a bit. Shade: JAZZ Personally I'm wondering how Dirk and Roxy are going to enter the medium with this poo poo going down. Jade and Jake need to set up their server clients asap. Or is it the player installation that starts the countdown? Either way, they need to set down poo poo and make those cylinder things and what not. That stuff takes time. I've been reading that guide someone posted, and now I want a game based on sburb.
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One more, I promise. Settle down this com-moo-tion, y'all just lend me your ears, I plan to end my persecution I come to bury La Croix's dumb rear If one play described your stoogin' It'd be Richard the Third Giving good taste its execution to be made King of the Turds You cause ear-pain for more fake power Without hope for absolution Locked Prince Hip-Hop in the Tower It's a wackness revolution All these poo poo rhymes' distribution Which I read on my computer Needs my help for dissolution: Call me Henry Fuckin' Tudor.  ...yeah I refuse to continue this derail unless someone at least gives us a new shade  e: dammit too slow  Whatever, I'm not rewriting it.
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The thread has broken down. It is now an act of true whiteness.
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May 24, 2012 19:23
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mfcrocker posted:Animated Jake eating a baby with Roxy looking on in horror.  or if you wanna use pink text  also the framing for this made me laugh 
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May 24, 2012 19:28
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DaveKap posted:Y'know, I felt like I was missing something... There is a part of me that wishes I'd waited until those existed to get a new avatar. I don't think I even would have had to get in a rap battle over them! another part of me really wants to read Richard III again now
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This update makes me wonder just how many subtly different illustration styles have been used throughout Homestuck. There's gotta be at least six or so.
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Dirk is left-handed. Sawtooth has bright red rocket pchoooes. Double little-r roses echoes the possibility of double big-R Roses. B2 has no cotton candy, even though it proceeds from an attempt to impose the culture of A2 onto the culture of B1, and both of those had cotton candy (recall Terezi's repeated surprise at the common incidence of cotton candy, orange creamsicles, and the Grim Reaper - "TEREZI: W3 M1GHT 4S W3LL B3 TH3 S4M3 D4MN SP3C13S!!! > ").
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AVeryLargeRadish posted:I'm thinking that this set of uu pesterlogs needs a dramatic reading, it would be amazing.  I feel obligated to do more because I didn't get to "the good part" but I'm also bad at making entertaining words come out of my mouth.
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NO LISTEN TO ME posted:
I sound less monotone reading off orders over a radio. :/
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