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Maruna posted:So, my friend's birthday is coming up, and his wife (who claims she only reads TGT to know what we're talking about) has given us permission to throw him a TGT- themed party. Any goons wanna' pitch any good ideas for this event? Invite him to a late night meeting (wink!) at a far away location. Make it sound like it's going to be a surprise party, but of course without saying as much. When he shows up, no one is there and he will be greeted by nothing but a huge banner:
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# ? May 26, 2012 18:45 |
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Maruna posted:The joke goes too far with a birthday cake and a few TGT themed party favors quote:Not with the ten or so songs, the music videos, animated/voice acted motion comics, or the dozens of fanart? In short, yes. Or are you and your friends the kind of "people" that say things like epic fail and lol phonetically?
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# ? May 26, 2012 19:14 |
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FOR GOD:
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# ? May 26, 2012 19:21 |
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I think it hinges on spontaneity. Deliberately going "HEY LET'S THROW A TAILS GETS TROLLED PARTY EVERYONE " is a bit weird, but setting up a "welcome to the house of god" sign on his front yard and having him come in to a bunch of friends with satanic poo poo scrawled on their hands in red marker and handing him a cake with Tails's face it seems like a silly and honestly average surprise party deal. Maybe I'm just used to dumb surprise party gags, though. Doing IRL TROLLOFFS and handing him actual gifts themed around a weird Deviantart comic is where I'd draw the line, but as a premise for a prank I dunno. Doesn't seem that bad in that sense. Edit: THE BULLET JUST NOSEDIVES. That is the funniest thing. Can't get over Porky Jr.'s weird cryochamber blanket either. nerdbot fucked around with this message at 19:27 on May 26, 2012 |
# ? May 26, 2012 19:24 |
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I love how Christians are rednecks and Satanists watch too much anime. It's like who gives a gently caress who wins?
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# ? May 26, 2012 19:40 |
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The White Dragon posted:I love how Christians are rednecks and Satanists watch too much anime. It's like who gives a gently caress who wins? Despite being dorky losers, they did step in and try to stop literal literal baby murderers...so Satanists honestly.
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# ? May 26, 2012 19:52 |
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God-drat, that blonde Satanist is a pretty cool motherfucker What is he holding as a weapon? it's like a staff with 5 brown swords attached to it! edit: Yeah, that's a bit closer, but with extra BLADEZ VVVVVV ClownSyndrome fucked around with this message at 19:56 on May 26, 2012 |
# ? May 26, 2012 19:53 |
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ClownSyndrome posted:God-drat, that blonde Satanist is a pretty cool motherfucker Looks like a weird pitchfork to me.
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# ? May 26, 2012 19:54 |
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So has Lazerbot specified when all this happens yet? Because if all of this happened a week ago in-universe then I'm pretty sure it's a sign of the apacolypse what with all these opposing sides breaking out into open war.
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# ? May 26, 2012 19:59 |
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# ? May 26, 2012 20:16 |
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damnit
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# ? May 26, 2012 20:50 |
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This guy looks like he is about to cry.
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# ? May 26, 2012 21:07 |
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The White Dragon posted:I love how Christians are rednecks and Satanists watch too much anime. It's like who gives a gently caress who wins? This is why the Neutrals are sympathetic- they're caught between warring factions of dicks.
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# ? May 26, 2012 21:19 |
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Did he get a double headshot snipe with a shotgun? Looks like Jesus IS the way.
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# ? May 26, 2012 21:59 |
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That's not how bullets work. Nothing works like it's supposed to in this manga.
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# ? May 26, 2012 22:11 |
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:So has Lazerbot specified when all this happens yet? Because if all of this happened a week ago in-universe then I'm pretty sure it's a sign of the apacolypse what with all these opposing sides breaking out into open war. Yes, he did at the beginning of the flashback when Wile E starts telling the story. It happened years ago.
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# ? May 26, 2012 22:25 |
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I like how the bullet just stops and falls to the ground after leaving Porky Jr. It knew its job was finished and decided to clock out early.
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# ? May 26, 2012 22:44 |
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Nilbop posted:That's not how bullets work. And it is all the better for it.
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# ? May 26, 2012 22:45 |
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Look at the right-hand panel on the second-to-last row. Look at the expression of the blond guy getting shot through the forehead. Also: this is for god!!!
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# ? May 26, 2012 23:55 |
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It will turn out to have been a magical, omniscient bullet that stopped its trajectory because of some Campbellian journey Porky must complete. That is what I've come to expect from the absurdities in this comic.
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# ? May 27, 2012 00:22 |
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Porky is probably going to use his baby's corpse to kick some Christain rear end.
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# ? May 27, 2012 00:26 |
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nerdbot posted:Porky is probably going to use his baby's corpse to kick some Christain rear end. Porky is going to eat his wife's brain and find out that his baby isn't even his baby. Like on Maury.
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# ? May 27, 2012 00:38 |
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The White Dragon posted:Porky is going to eat his wife's brain and find out that his baby isn't even his baby. Like on Maury. I will die if this is true. That'd be the best way to just keep making GBS threads on Porky.
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# ? May 27, 2012 00:53 |
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I think this is the first time Wily Coyote has been shown with an expression other than complete serenity. I really want to know what happens to Porky next. What could possibly happen to Porky next?! Nilbop posted:Nothing works like it's supposed to in this manga. I think that is largely a matter of opinion.
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# ? May 27, 2012 02:21 |
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He's going to walk up to one of the Christians corpse, take control of it and use it to start ripping heads off.
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# ? May 27, 2012 02:29 |
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nerdbot posted:THE BULLET JUST NOSEDIVES. That is the funniest thing. Cartoon physics, motherfucker.
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# ? May 27, 2012 03:02 |
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I thought it was some sort of satanic forcefield, the way it just stopped and dropped. But manga-physics is a more likely explanation.
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# ? May 27, 2012 03:04 |
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The bullet was possessed by the Holy Spirit. It knew it had fulfilled its purpose.
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# ? May 27, 2012 03:30 |
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ZuljinRaynor posted:This guy looks like he is about to cry. He reminds me of the priest from the church of Satan in that episode of Metalocalypse where Murderface is trying to find religion. "Greetings, children of Satan. Tonight we will pay homage to our underlord and make sacrifices unto him. Uh... But first, a couple of announcements. Uh, last week some people left some trash behind - candy wrappers, coffee cups, and empty chip bags. Uh, okay, this is a church of Satan this isn't a waste paper basket... can... So if you could PLEASE just remember to clean up after yourselves then we can avoid having, y'know, ants, worms, raccoons... Hail Satan. Also, uh, the neighbor next door is on a real tear. He wants-- he's towing cars so try not to park in front of his house because your car will be towed. It's about $300. $300. Hail Satan."
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# ? May 27, 2012 03:46 |
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Also: what is with vertical eye scars and this comic?
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# ? May 27, 2012 04:58 |
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simplefish posted:Also: what is with vertical eye scars and this comic? Honest answer? Probably anime.
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# ? May 27, 2012 05:03 |
Strongylocentrotus posted:Honest answer? Probably anime. They are just that cool. I hate animes and half my Skyrim characters have eye scars.
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# ? May 27, 2012 05:22 |
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simplefish posted:Also: what is with vertical eye scars and this comic? Comics, animes, even the occasional TV and film do this sometimes - it's a pretty common method of showing off that a character has been in a lot of fights. Though like Strongylocentrotus said, it's probably inspired by an anime.
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# ? May 27, 2012 06:27 |
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porky you got to come with us now. dont walk that way
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# ? May 27, 2012 06:59 |
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This is now the greatest potential avatar to come from this thread. It has so much potential, even outside of this thread. With all the others, posting in the other forums, people would know they're from TGT, but this is just weird and non-licensed enough that it could just cause some head-scratching. Also, I love that this started as a Sonic, Tails, and Shadow fan comic, but the Looney Toons ended up as the best thing about it.
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# ? May 27, 2012 07:55 |
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Porky is probably going to walk into the crossfire and die. I don't think we saw him before the flashback started, so I really don't think he's going to make it out of this alive.
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# ? May 27, 2012 11:57 |
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Nah, it'll be something more spectacular than that. He's either going to explode in apocalyptic fury or undergo some kind of transformation into... I dunno, nihilistic badass? Sadistic monster? Could be anything with this comic.
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# ? May 27, 2012 12:33 |
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Saw this in the PYF Funny Pictures thread and is reminded of Rob and this thread.Toriori posted:I work for an arts organization, we put local artists into classrooms. One of our projects a woman made books with the kids. I want to share this book with you.
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# ? May 27, 2012 12:44 |
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poo poo, son, check out that 3D action. This kid's the next lazerbot.
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# ? May 27, 2012 13:04 |
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Go on, guess what will Porky do.
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# ? May 27, 2012 16:24 |